🍗 Deathfat FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

[Mr. Manchester]

Like many of you here, I too believe that Assanti will survive purely on evil and malice alone. The rotten ones stick around the longest after all. It is still fun to wait with baited breath to see if he actually does keel over before 2022 though so I find myself peeking at the thread every so often.

 

[Law]

He's a chosen of Nurgle and is resplendent with Grandfather's blessings. Covid will mutate into something even more terrible inside his bloated form, and he'll live for a very long time.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I think the only proper thing to do would be to burn the entire fucking building down.

TBF, that's most apartments in Rhode Island in the first place tho.

 

[Captain Smollett]

‘My 600-Lb. Life’ Steve Assanti Hospitalized: Seeks Prayers

‘My 600-Lb. Life’ cast member Steve Assanti seeks prayers as he’s been hospitalized. What is wrong with him?

www.tvshowsace.com

Forgive me for not being able to figure out how to post a link but apparently the homie has covid/pneumonia. This could be it.

Sad when his immune system gets more of a workout than him.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

And nothing of value shall be lost.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

And nothing of value shall be lost.

Well it's one less fatty to laugh at and he's a rare one at that, but there's also plenty of them.

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

Fuck being so fat that the only way they will accept your dominos addiction in hospital is by contracting pneumonia.

 

[c120]

Would it actually be worth it if Dr. House checked out Steven in his hospital. I'd like to see an episode of that if House still aired.

 

[Mistakeling]

Is this fucker dead, or did his "Loved ones" burn the house down, yet??

Fuck sake

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Meh, I wouldn't hold your breath.

I bet steven can't.

 

[Miss Misery]

Would it actually be worth it if Dr. House checked out Steven in his hospital. I'd like to see an episode of that if House still aired.

He'd sit on House and steal his pain meds.

 

[joebobmurphy]

This is my favorite moment of this worthless tub of shit.
BoldVillainousAmericanblackvulture-mobile.mp4

When I saw that part, I imagined that apartment employee saying to himself, "oh, it's going to be one of those days."

 

[AnOminous]

TBF, that's most apartments in Rhode Island in the first place tho.

How did he even fit his whole body in a state as small as Rhode Island? Just his gunt is bigger than the whole state. I think he moved to Iowa, though, when he got married. Justin is still in Rhode Island.

 

[c120]

He'd sit on House and steal his pain meds.

 

[redrooter]

Update: Looks like he's going to make it.

https://imgur.com/b3LGh0M

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Update: Looks like he's going to make it.

https://imgur.com/b3LGh0M

Spoiler: Archive your shit, asshole.

PS: called it.
The world isn't that lucky.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I can't tell what's worse, the lack of teeth in his upper half or the balding scalp.

 

[Law]

After making pneumonia his bitch our guy Steven is gonna ascend to putrid daemonhood and terrorize the puny mortal taxpayahs for centuries to come.

 

[Glowie]

After making pneumonia his bitch our guy Steven is gonna ascend to putrid daemonhood and terrorize the puny mortal taxpayahs for centuries to come.

Nurgle at least has a wife, loves all of his followers. This blob is just a soulless mutant ready to vacuum contents of your wallet AND your fridge
Thankfully deathfats will grow so large until their organs turn into fat and cease to function.

My prognosis a stroke and complications from diabetes in 2 years or less.

 

[JaneThough]

After making pneumonia his bitch our guy Steven is gonna ascend to putrid daemonhood and terrorize the puny mortal taxpayahs for centuries to come.

I, for one, welcome our amorphous overlord.