🍗 Deathfat FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

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Like many of you here, I too believe that Assanti will survive purely on evil and malice alone. The rotten ones stick around the longest after all. It is still fun to wait with baited breath to see if he actually does keel over before 2022 though so I find myself peeking at the thread every so often.
 
He's a chosen of Nurgle and is resplendent with Grandfather's blessings. Covid will mutate into something even more terrible inside his bloated form, and he'll live for a very long time.
 
Fuck being so fat that the only way they will accept your dominos addiction in hospital is by contracting pneumonia.
 
TBF, that's most apartments in Rhode Island in the first place tho.
How did he even fit his whole body in a state as small as Rhode Island? Just his gunt is bigger than the whole state. I think he moved to Iowa, though, when he got married. Justin is still in Rhode Island.
 
Update: Looks like he's going to make it.
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PS: called it.
The world isn't that lucky.
 
After making pneumonia his bitch our guy Steven is gonna ascend to putrid daemonhood and terrorize the puny mortal taxpayahs for centuries to come.
 
After making pneumonia his bitch our guy Steven is gonna ascend to putrid daemonhood and terrorize the puny mortal taxpayahs for centuries to come.

Nurgle at least has a wife, loves all of his followers. This blob is just a soulless mutant ready to vacuum contents of your wallet AND your fridge
Thankfully deathfats will grow so large until their organs turn into fat and cease to function.

My prognosis a stroke and complications from diabetes in 2 years or less.
 
After making pneumonia his bitch our guy Steven is gonna ascend to putrid daemonhood and terrorize the puny mortal taxpayahs for centuries to come.
I, for one, welcome our amorphous overlord.
 
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