I hate how I know this shit, but “valve” is basically a vagina. It’s described the exact same way as human genitalia down to the “anterior node” (aka clit). “Spike” is a Transformers penis. And yeah anus is “port.” It’s so bizarre.
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I literally cannot understand how someone can get off to the idea of robots fucking but whatever floats their boat I guess.
and this story is a fairly tame example of robot fucking. You should see the noncon, mechpreg and fetish stuff holy shit. It’s like every other freak fanfic story except with robots.
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why must horny people be like this
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Oh what in the goddamn fuck did I just read, how is this supposed to make someone hard
that one Danganronpa gay sex fanfic is hotter than this one fucking paragraph, and I am a straighter than a goddamn pencil
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So is Megatron a tranny in that story, then?
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Best bet is that they're inter...sex...? I don't know, the most Transformers porn shit I saw was some dude's really wholesome Airachnid stuff, so I have no idea.
Yeah basically. sometimes the robots will have both sets of parts, but a lot of writers think it’s hot when the “bottom” male characters just have valves (especially if it’s Megatron).
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Okay how the fuck can robots get pregnant in the first place? Are they really robots or just organisms with a metal exoskeleton? Is there some magical bullshit at play? Why am I thinking too hard about badly written robot porn?
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I used to be pretty balls deep into TF fandom, can confirm it's 99% faggotry like this. Some personal anecdotes I've come across:
I remember in my halcyon innocent days I came across a fic where Optimus gets raped by Ravage (AKA a fucking robot cat, so it was bestiality). Also it started with a declaration that Primus and Unicorn (robot god and satan) would have a big ol orgy every few years. Shit was weird and on FF.net, though I don't even know if it's still up.
Putting the literal "trans" in transformers, there's a metric shitton of fics where even if the porn involves female characters they end up having dicks (or spikes, or cords, or whatever the fuck). Why even bother having a girl when you're just turning her into a guy, retards.
Also, incest. Lots and lots of incest. Especially between Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp who are said to be brothers in a lot of fanworks (just so people can wank over them having threesomes).
The bullshit around 'Seekers' (fan term for flying robots like Starscream and his ilk) is a whole other pot of toxic sludge; they're basically fucktoys or fetish victims in any porn story featuring them. They might be the only ones who can do Mpreg, they might lay eggs, they might go into heat or whatever gets these weirdos off.
Sorry I can't provide specific examples, I'd usually just skim the freakiest fics I'd come across and then try to purge them from memory. But AO3 makes finding the trash a lot easier thanks to excessive content tags.
I could use a palate cleanser after dredging up all those cursed memories- wholesome Airachnid you say? I always liked her (mostly cause other people fucking hated her guts and it was funny to see). Though the only wholesome thing I've seen was one fic the length of a novel that heavily featured her and Optimus I think (never read it cause, yknow, time investment).
All the other ones seemed to just give her dicks. Especially one where she raped Bumblebee and then he got sex therapy from Optimus' cock. That one I do remember very well and could find the link for very eaily... but I don't know if I want to
I remember in my halcyon innocent days I came across a fic where Optimus gets raped by Ravage (AKA a fucking robot cat, so it was bestiality). Also it started with a declaration that Primus and Unicorn (robot god and satan) would have a big ol orgy every few years. Shit was weird and on FF.net, though I don't even know if it's still up.
Putting the literal "trans" in transformers, there's a metric shitton of fics where even if the porn involves female characters they end up having dicks (or spikes, or cords, or whatever the fuck). Why even bother having a girl when you're just turning her into a guy, retards.
Also, incest. Lots and lots of incest. Especially between Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp who are said to be brothers in a lot of fanworks (just so people can wank over them having threesomes).
The bullshit around 'Seekers' (fan term for flying robots like Starscream and his ilk) is a whole other pot of toxic sludge; they're basically fucktoys or fetish victims in any porn story featuring them. They might be the only ones who can do Mpreg, they might lay eggs, they might go into heat or whatever gets these weirdos off.
Sorry I can't provide specific examples, I'd usually just skim the freakiest fics I'd come across and then try to purge them from memory. But AO3 makes finding the trash a lot easier thanks to excessive content tags.
I could use a palate cleanser after dredging up all those cursed memories- wholesome Airachnid you say? I always liked her (mostly cause other people fucking hated her guts and it was funny to see). Though the only wholesome thing I've seen was one fic the length of a novel that heavily featured her and Optimus I think (never read it cause, yknow, time investment).
All the other ones seemed to just give her dicks. Especially one where she raped Bumblebee and then he got sex therapy from Optimus' cock. That one I do remember very well and could find the link for very eaily... but I don't know if I want to
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Yeah I think you know what I mean, it was Jack and Arcee with a bunch of wholesome downtime in between the sex, honestly one of the best comics I've read.I could use a palate cleanser after dredging up all those cursed memories- wholesome Airachnid you say? I always liked her (mostly cause other fans fucking hated her guts and it was funny to see). Though the only wholesome thing I've seen was one fic the length of a novel that heavily featured her (never read it cause, yknow, time investment).
All the other ones seemed to just give her dicks. Especially one where she raped Bumblebee and then he got sex therapy from Optimus' cock. That one I do remember very well and could find the link for very eaily... but I don't know if I want to
Jesus Christ almighty, that sounds fucking horrible and I hope I never come across that, it honestly seems to be something that an autistic manchild would make. I remember this one where it was basically voice-kink-esque of Megatron? wanting to hear Soundwave and it was honestly smut through and through but it was mostly just praising Soundwave and all that such to make him orgasm. Could of been a lot worse than it actually was.
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Why am I reminded of that Robot Chicken sketch where Optimus Prime got prostate cancer?
All I can say is that I'm glad I never was a fan of Transformers.
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I can't believe Fugo's a Kiwifarmer in this fanfic!
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With all of these various kinks that people write in fanfiction, I'm wondering if there's even a certain kink that someone hasn't written about yet...
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"Reverse knotting" is news to me. Anyone care to explain?
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After some research into the depths of AO3, it's apparently when, instead of the one giving the dicking having their bulbus expand and get stuck inside the partner, the one getting dicked clamps down on the penis, which is also apparently something female dogs do.
I think. Furries will FUCK you and your browser history up, man.
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I mean, that's a common sex-related emergency call where the vagina just suddenly clamps down and the two get stuck (seems to be psychological since a nervous girl means a spastic vagina). Sometimes the girl can relax and free her man, but they both have a freak out and have to call an ambulance where they then become the butt of the joke for the day. It's apparently more likely to happen when one or both of them are cheating on their partners because of "Omg what if we get caught?" doubts and also wild passion means wilder sex and then they get hurt. Probably happens anally too 'cause of the sphincter.
Besides, isn't the "reverse knotting" supposed to be more voluntary in kinks than actually as an accident? Accidents like that aren't supposed to be turn-ons.
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Where's the vore?
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A pizza delivery girl gets eaten mid-way into the first chapter, and Maki and Miu both get fattened up and eaten in the second chapter.