Fanfiction Horrors

[Im just here for the salt]

I wonder who pitched a massive fit and got rule 3 created. DocForbin is a real possibility given the age of the site and the fact that his shitty fanfics were subjected to the MST3K treatment.

who?

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

who?

Peter Guerin, author of such classics as "The Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle," "The Return of the Lawndale Militia" and "The Triumph of the Retart."

All three Daria fanfics were MSTed back in the day - they used to be legendary when people were still doing that.

 

[Theropod T. Dinosaur]

So I decided to take a gander at that Loud House fic. You’d figure that someone who dedicates that much Of their time writing would have gotten pretty good at it by now- but alas, that doesn’t seem to be the case.

Also the dude behind it is in his thirties. So yeah.

 

[Im just here for the salt]

So I decided to take a gander at that Loud House fic. You’d figure that someone who dedicates that much Of their time writing would have gotten pretty good at it by now- but alas, that doesn’t seem to be the case.

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this so sad, maybe books about fanfictions need to stop

 

[Xerxes IX]

Of course the top 3 longest fanfictions are about Loud House, an inanimate objects but as waifus game, and Smash. It's proof those things attract the most autism.

 

[Theropod T. Dinosaur]

Of course the top 3 longest fanfictions are about Loud House, an inanimate objects but as waifus game, and Smash. It's proof those things attract the most autism.

Knowing what I know about weebs, loud house fans, and smash players, I’m just glad they’re spending all their energy doing something vaguely “productive” instead of molesting children.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Based on each of their word count, publish date, and most recent update as of 10/14/2020, I calculated their average words per day.
TLHR: 6,768,942 words/1074 days = 6303 words/day
AAFS: 4,556,264 words/ 1085 days = 2524 words/day
SEWC: 4,102,328 words/3752 days = 1093 words/day
Even with a head start of almost a decade, SEWC is lagging behind TLHR.
That's a lot of dedication.

To be fair, SEWC stopped updating in 2018. The dude behind it just does Let's Plays nowadays.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Loud House Revamped is almost at 7 million words as of now...

 

[Im just here for the salt]

Loud House Revamped is almost at 7 million words as of now...

someone stop him

 

[Im just here for the salt]

this thread is proof that we need to stop writing books about fandoms and turning fanfics into books and movies

 

[The Husbando Collector]

this thread is proof that we need to stop writing books about fandoms and turning fanfics into books and movies

You say that as if the majority of fanfiction itself isn't proof that turning fanfics into books and movies is a bad idea. Especially since the badboy harry styles who shows his friends prof that he took a girl's virginity by showing the bloodstained sheets wattpad author is blocked by harry on twitter for acting like a loon.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

turning fanfics into books and movies

Cassandra Clare turned her fics into successful books which got a TV series, Nu-Wars is legit fan fiction, and you can argue all comic book movies are fan fics-turned-canon. The age of fanboys in cinema is now, everything you see is fan fiction.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

Cassandra Clare turned her fics into successful books which got a TV series, Nu-Wars is legit fan fiction, and you can argue all comic book movies are fan fics-turned-canon. The age of fanboys in cinema is now, everything you see is fan fiction.

May we only pray that they're the fanfiction.net type, and not the AO3 type. I don't fancy modern cinema becoming 90% thinly-veiled smut.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

May we only pray that they're the fanfiction.net type, and not the AO3 type. I don't fancy modern cinema becoming 90% thinly-veiled smut.

As someone who has read some of her published stuff city of bones and the infernal instrument series, it's more of the standard 13 year old wattpad first fanfic shit. Oh and did I mention that there's incest in the city of bones series where it turns out main love interest is mary sue main character's long lost brother?

 

[George Orson Welles]

Oh and did I mention that there's incest in the city of bones series where it turns out main love interest is mary sue main character's long lost brother?

SWEET HOME ALABAMA.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

As someone who has read some of her published stuff city of bones and the infernal instrument series, it's more of the standard 13 year old wattpad first fanfic shit. Oh and did I mention that there's incest in the city of bones series where it turns out main love interest is mary sue main character's long lost brother?

That's actually a pretty appropriate title then.

 

[GrokBones]

Not even Transformers is safe from these people. This author is new to the fandom (she got into it via a smut story on Ao3 and openly brags about that)got an entire TF discord server shut down because she and a bunch of new fangirls couldn’t stop being horny. Now she’s trying her hand at “”serious fanfic”” but it’s so amateurishly written because she just reads porn 24/7 LOL.

Here’s one of her gems where Megatron and Optimus get their robot genitals stuck together during sex. The tags are a riot.

 

[Im just here for the salt]

Not even Transformers is safe from these people. This author is new to the fandom (she got into it via a smut story on Ao3 and openly brags about that)got an entire TF discord server shut down because she and a bunch of new fangirls couldn’t stop being horny. Now she’s trying her hand at “”serious fanfic”” but it’s so amateurishly written because she just reads porn 24/7 LOL.

Here’s one of her gems where Megatron and Optimus get their robot genitals stuck together during sex. The tags are a riot.
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oh god, OH SWEET GOD, O H S W E E T F U C K I N G G O D

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Not even Transformers is safe from these people. This author is new to the fandom (she got into it via a smut story on Ao3 and openly brags about that)got an entire TF discord server shut down because she and a bunch of new fangirls couldn’t stop being horny. Now she’s trying her hand at “”serious fanfic”” but it’s so amateurishly written because she just reads porn 24/7 LOL.

Here’s one of her gems where Megatron and Optimus get their robot genitals stuck together during sex. The tags are a riot.
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>Smut with humor

This is only funny if they have to go to the Transformers-equivalent of a hospital/AutoParts in the most embarrassing compromising position possible.

And since I don't read Transformers fics, let alone the smut, "valve" is used in place of "penis", right? Is the anus a port, then? Or like the exhaust pipe?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

>Smut with humor

This is only funny if they have to go to the Transformers-equivalent of a hospital/AutoParts in the most embarrassing compromising position possible.

And since I don't read Transformers fics, let alone the smut, "valve" is used in place of "penis", right? Is the anus a port, then? Or like the exhaust pipe?

I thought valve was the prostate and figured the exhaust pipe is the schlong and the exhaust is the jizz. Why am I putting so much thought into robo porn anatomy?