Fanfiction Horrors

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Jolyne-but-thicc said:
I decided to find some fuel for this thread in the Jojo AO3, but this time I decided to look in the "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" tag to find the worst of the worst. Here's a sampling:

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And this isn't even counting all the fucked up fanfics that are worse and DON'T have this tag.

(Lol, gotta appreciate how these are the types of authors who get assmad if you point out how disgusting they are for jacking off to this)
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I don't know what I expected.
 
I...I've got nothin

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I present the greatest literature tribute to the victims of the September 11th attacks, 911 Sonic Tribute.

Featuring Sonic and pals going back in time, trying (and failing) to stop the planes hitting the World Trade Centre. Enjoy!
 
Barry Scott said:
I present the greatest literature tribute to the victims of the September 11th attacks, 911 Sonic Tribute.

Featuring Sonic and pals going back in time, trying (and failing) to stop the planes hitting the World Trade Centre. Enjoy!
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Imagine being one of the 9/11 victims, or at least a family member, still grieving over the loss of your or a loved one's life... and then finding out that this exists.

A true tragedy.
 
Barry Scott said:
I present the greatest literature tribute to the victims of the September 11th attacks, 911 Sonic Tribute.

Featuring Sonic and pals going back in time, trying (and failing) to stop the planes hitting the World Trade Centre. Enjoy!
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There was a Land Before Time 9/11 "tribute" one-shot involving a time traveler taking the dinosaurs to 2001 to witness that day, and Ducky and Chomper have an out-of-nowhere love confession during it. It's been wiped from the Internet so the only evidence of its existence are a Fanfic Critic video talking about it, and an archived screencap.

Unlike most 9/11 fic examples, it got removed because people were offended by it and really made a big stink about it. But the kid actually rewrote it (slightly, he thought people were complaining about how it "didn't make sense") and reposted it to much outrage. It was quite wild. It even had a sporking, but that spork's gone, too.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
There was a Land Before Time 9/11 "tribute" one-shot involving a time traveler taking the dinosaurs to 2001 to witness that day, and Ducky and Chomper have an out-of-nowhere love confession during it. It's been wiped from the Internet so the only evidence of its existence are a Fanfic Critic video talking about it, and an archived screencap.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46ew7XbXFhc
Unlike most 9/11 fic examples, it got removed because people were offended by it and really made a big stink about it. But the kid actually rewrote it (slightly, he thought people were complaining about how it "didn't make sense") and reposted it to much outrage. It was quite wild. It even had a sporking, but that spork's gone, too.
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How re.tarded do you have to be to not put two and two together to figure out that the reason why people are pissed at you for writing a 9/11 fanfic isn't due to it not making sense (because that's the second obvious issue) but because you're trivializing a tragedy that killed thousands of innocents by making a shitacular fanfic that involves the land before time?
 
THOTHunterAlice said:
How re.tarded do you have to be to not put two and two together to figure out that the reason why people are pissed at you for writing a 9/11 fanfic isn't due to it not making sense (because that's the second obvious issue) but because you're trivializing a tragedy that killed thousands of innocents by making a shitacular fanfic that involves the land before time?
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In all fairness, he was just a stupid 11-year-old kid discovering the Internet.
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If he was older when he had written it, it would've been hilariously pathetic.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
In all fairness, he was just a stupid 11-year-old kid discovering the Internet.
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If he was older when he had written it, it would've been hilariously pathetic.
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Fair enough but even as a kid my parents drilled the number one golden rule of the internet: anything you post can and will be used against you and is fair game.
 
Okay this is probably the best thread to make this inquiry.

A few months ago, there was a thread on ask Reddit about "what's your internet white whale?". Halfway down the thread a user was discussing a fan fiction he found once and has been looking for it ever since. The fic revolved around a teenage boy who was granted the power to make anyone he wanted have sex with him. The fic progressed as one would expect, the boy acquiring several harems of both genders. He gets bored with this and is then granted the power to bring fictional characters into the real world and have sex with them. This is where the weird part comes in. The kid brings Count Chocula to life for some reason and there's a graphic sex scene between them that includes descriptions of count choculas chocolate cock. The user says he's been trying to find this fic ever since. He estimates he read it maybe 5 or more years ago.

Does anyone have any idea what the fuck he's talking about? It seems too weirdly specific and random to be a troll, and the comment didn't get that many upvotes, although it still could be made up. This has been bugging me ever since I read his post.
 
Angel Dust said:
Okay this is probably the best thread to make this inquiry.

A few months ago, there was a thread on ask Reddit about "what's your internet white whale?". Halfway down the thread a user was discussing a fan fiction he found once and has been looking for it ever since. The fic revolved around a teenage boy who was granted the power to make anyone he wanted have sex with him. The fic progressed as one would expect, the boy acquiring several harems of both genders. He gets bored with this and is then granted the power to bring fictional characters into the real world and have sex with them. This is where the weird part comes in. The kid brings Count Chocula to life for some reason and there's a graphic sex scene between them that includes descriptions of count choculas chocolate cock. The user says he's been trying to find this fic ever since. He estimates he read it maybe 5 or more years ago.

Does anyone have any idea what the fuck he's talking about? It seems too weirdly specific and random to be a troll, and the comment didn't get that many upvotes, although it still could be made up. This has been bugging me ever since I read his post.
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Goddamn that sounds like a trippy read based on a premise that actually sounds kinda funny. If it can be found, I wanna take a look myself.

As for Internet white whales in terms of fan fiction since it got brought up, I have like two. The one I briefly mentioned ages ago appears to have vanished completely when the site it was on or something went kaput. Like yeah, it scarred me for life, but I wanna see if it truly was as bad as I thought and then try to laugh at it now. The other one I think got deleted by the author, and I can't recall what the name of it even was to look around outside of the Serebiiforums. It was a long Pokémon one-shot through Mew's POV during a kangaroo court but a majority of it was a flashback about how much she fucked up her role as a goddess or something by having forbidden relationships and a child with a mortal, and it led to some war between the Legendary and Mythical Pokémon trying to rebel like her or keep the status quo before ending with her getting her head cut off via guillotine operated by a crazy Ho-Oh. Only ever read it once compared to the other author's works, but something about it just stuck with me, probably the premise tbh because the writing was rather rough. Think that was why the author deleted it.
 
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