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This person straight up doxed herself in the comments for a fanfic:
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Hey, you guys remember Parks and Recreation? It was a pretty great show with a lot of memorable moments. This fanfic is also pretty memorable, but for all the wrong reasons: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8227385

It's a Ben x Andy fanfic where Ben worships Andy's feet...while he's sleeping :(

The author also wrote a fic that just focuses on Andy: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11180808

What I really find interesting about these fanfics is how much they say about the author. This guy is very clearly autistic, not just in his interests/fetishes but in his writing style too. It's full of run-on sentences that are too long and go into too much detail but are also too vague and move far too quickly. I'm not surprised the fics are so short - autistics tend to write very concisely without feeling a need to expand on anything - but the run-on sentences kinda bug me. What is it with autistics and avoiding punctuation?
 
NARPASSWORD said:
You guys want to read a fanfic of a genderbent Roadrunner trying to fuck Wile E?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7582989/1/Wile-E-Coyote-and-Roadrunner-Desert-Love
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Looney Tunes fics are a special kind of autism, I swear. They say 90% of everything is shit, but like 100% of Looney Tunes fics are just not good in general because it's difficult to translate visual slapstick and puns into words. I can't even think of any that are even worth a read, 'specially not helped that a lot of them are just mundane shit when they're not shipping. Not even Duck Dodgers fics are worth it.
 
I don't even know where to start with this one. The accompanying artwork is ... interesting. The author is clearly quite proud of their oeuvre, I guess, and linked to all of it via an 8Chan post. As I am unfamiliar with the fandoms used, I also cannot vouch for what relationship, if any, said artwork has to the FanFics.

https://8ch.net/gts/res/2045.html <<< Some VERY NSFW images as thumbnails.

http://archive.li/aDALm << Images don't seem to load from thumbnails, but I'm not really interested in saving them to my HD and uploading them here. I'm probably on enough lists.

Knock yourself out.

I actually wanted to read this one just to figure out where the John Grisham link was...Sadly, was not immediately apparent.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17055872

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Mackerel Poisoning - BARALAIKA - NieR: Automata (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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'okay well i have a prompt for you
2b eats just enough mackrel that she doesnt die but instead has her first shit ever and it's a huge one, leaves her tiny ass gaping, comes like six times from it, and the catch it all on camera and make her watch it again later for science to recreate it'
this was a prompt from somebody who knows who they are
it's the best prompt in a millennia
enjoy, sick fucks
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“Nngh…” The mass was creeping lower and lower and now, vertical, seemed to move through her more easily. It was big, she could feel every inch of it, and it was pressing towards her excretion port, fast. Some of the rougher units referred to it as their ‘asshole’, picked up from Resistance members, but its crudeness seemed unprofessional to 2B. Trapped air leaked from her hole with a high-pitched, vulgar noise and everybody’s head spun to look at her; Jackass, the Resistance vendor and 9S all wondered just what was going on.

That was when she really felt it.

The mass hit the inside of her port and… stayed there, until her synthetic muscles started to contract.

2B had never needed to excrete before. She reached under her skirt and laid her hands against her body, only to find a bulge in her abdomen that cut her leotard deeper into her skin.

“Woah!! You gotta take a shit??” Jackass seemed far too excited.

“Wha— ah!” There was no opportunity to berate her, as 2B’s muscles started to push and her tiny, tight port started to open. She crumpled to her hands and knees, buckling beneath the shot of pain and Jackass was right on her; she pulled off 2B’s skirt, tossed it aside and yanked her leotard to the side so she could pull open her asscheeks, exposing the neat, perfect little pucker of her ass-port and the dark brown blush to the skin around it.

2B was in no place to argue.

“Fuck! Look how cute it is! All this flabby android ass to hide something so adorable away…”

Her asshole started to bloom, as the head of the heavy shit started to move.

“Okay, you need to push. Like, uh… from your belly. Got it?”

All 2B could manage in reply was a grunt that turned into a wail as she pushed… only for her ass to suck the solid mass back inside of her again. She tried again and it started to creep out of her, but the pain! And every time she stopped, it would disappear and take her progress with it in a painful cycle. But as her pushing came in shorter intervals, the mass started to grind around inside of her. It rubbed her groin with its weight and hit… something inside of her, rubbing back and forth over a sensitivity that she didn’t know she had.

She came for the first time as an inch of dark brown, tightly-packed android-shit peeked out of her sore asshole and turtled back inside again faster than before. Its bulk slammed into her spot and she screamed, red and panting, as the tight slit of her pussy erupted with milky fluid and popped open, too slick to remain closed. Her arms gave out and she face-planted the ground, fat ass up in the air with only Jackass holding her up, who gawked at the spectacle, robbed for words.

2B slackened and already, her asshole-port was starting to gape. It was hanging open in a line as if a knife had sunk into her and the thick shit crept back out of her again, parting her swelling hole once more. Jackass dipped her hand down to collect some of 2B’s girl-cum and smeared it on her port to see if it would help at all, but the shit was starting to stick out of her like a tail, jutting proudly up into the open air and there was nowhere to cram her fingers.

The process of pushing and cumming repeated, over and over again until 2B was capable only of moaning and sobbing as her poor ass-pussy lost its virginity to an unholy collection of poisoned flesh and mass that had failed to be flushed out sufficiently; it had all stuck together in the mackerel’s oil, until joined by corrupted fluids joined the mixture and solidified. Jackass was in awe of it. The shopkeeper looked away and 9S didn’t know where to look at all, mortified.

Eventually, a good near-foot of solid crap jutted out of 2B’s body, with no sign of stopping. It was on the next push that Jackass noticed the ring of fleshy red at its base and realised just how this monster shit was turning her inside-out; it was wider than Jackass’ fist at its fattest point and 2B’s asshole was swelling, sore and abused, as she twitched and leaked fluid from her pussy after her fourth rolling orgasm. Yet she was fascinated, didn’t dare to touch it and break the poor girl’s work. No, she wanted to see how big it could be, unmolested.

She’s had to pry 2B’s asscheeks apart even further to accommodate her shit-tail and the sight was one to behold. 2B sounded like she was in an orgasmic state of labour as she strained and strained… and with a slorp and a smack of solid muck hitting the ground, she finished birthing her first excretion. Only the moment it was out, a ripple hit her… and out piled soft, sloppy oil, which dripped from her yawning asshole as she shuddered with pleasure, ass-cunt squelching as she sucked air in and farted it back out again. 2B drooled, the sensation of the desert’s breeze on her new asscunt lips and the inside of her gaping hole feeling so amazing that she could barely hear Jackass’ excited squawking.

“2B? You there? You did it, 2B! I got it all on tape, so we can study it more! Isn’t science great? You’re the best, you know that? Huh? Can you even hear me?”
 
Halberd Sonichu said:
For some god for shaken reason I suddenly remember the old and horrible fanfic Artemis's Lover.
https://theclassicbadficarchives.wordpress.com/artemis-lover/
yep still bad and weird as I remembered it
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Oh, God.

It gets worse, though. Try reading the sequel(?), A Black Day. Plus there's two or three other "works" by Oscar floating around someplace.

Link. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

(additional: don't get me started on A Sorcerer, A Demon, and Emeralds(sp?)... )
 
Kari Kamiya said:
Looney Tunes fics are a special kind of autism, I swear. They say 90% of everything is shit, but like 100% of Looney Tunes fics are just not good in general because it's difficult to translate visual slapstick and puns into words. I can't even think of any that are even worth a read, 'specially not helped that a lot of them are just mundane shit when they're not shipping. Not even Duck Dodgers fics are worth it.
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Why is there even Looney Tunes fanfiction. It's not the right medium for that.

Anyway here's a blast from the past

Moments later, Buster found himself in an upstairs bedroom...
talking. At least, if that's what one could call slipping his tongue over
hers... finding ways to kiss that he'd never known before... realizing
that he now had a chance to satisfy all the desires, all the urges that had
so recently plagued him. As their kisses escalated, he heard her breaths
come faster and discovered that his heart was beating in a similar
rhythm. He moved his hands down her body, fondling her tail--
something Babs would never have let him do--then moved up, cupping
the clear contour of one of her breasts. Between the champagne and
the sheer ecstasy, Buster's head was spinning.
She slipped her hand between his legs, rubbing as she kissed
him. "Is this your first time?" she whispered.
 
eternal dog mongler said:
Why is there even Looney Tunes fanfiction. It's not the right medium for that.
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Probably because of non-artists needing to expand their interests in getting their jollies off and felt writing about Lola Bunny boinking Bugs like it was your typical Harlequinn novel would suffice. I have no fucking idea why it exists. Probably the same reason Animanics fics exist, and that fandom was at least called out for it.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
Probably because of non-artists needing to expand their interests in getting their jollies off and felt writing about Lola Bunny boinking Bugs like it was your typical Harlequinn novel would suffice. I have no fucking idea why it exists. Probably the same reason Animanics fics exist, and that fandom was at least called out for it.
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What do you mean “called out for it”?
 
Bread Fetishist said:
What do you mean “called out for it”?
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Doesn't explicitly bring up fan fiction, but given these were actual nitpicks the creators had come across that were made by nerdy fans, it's safe to assume they may have come across fan fiction as well--especially when it came to the furry fandom for Tiny Toon Adventures.

Steamboat_Bill said:
The Tiny Toons Halloween special, however, has a caricature of the notorious Dennis Falk pop up at one point... maybe he got confused?
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Ah ha, that was it. Really, with how aware the producers were of the fans, it really wouldn't surprise me if they had come across fan fiction and were weirded out by it.

Hell, now that I think about it, I don't think a lot of shows bring up the fans even as an affectionate parody. I know an episode of Monk basically did that in which the Sarah Silverman character casually brings up that she wrote fan fiction of Monk.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pOtmdHiCJNY
Doesn't explicitly bring up fan fiction, but given these were actual nitpicks the creators had come across that were made by nerdy fans, it's safe to assume they may have come across fan fiction as well--especially when it came to the furry fandom for Tiny Toon Adventures.



Ah ha, that was it. Really, with how aware the producers were of the fans, it really wouldn't surprise me if they had come across fan fiction and were weirded out by it.

Hell, now that I think about it, I don't think a lot of shows bring up the fans even as an affectionate parody. I know an episode of Monk basically did that in which the Sarah Silverman character casually brings up that she wrote fan fiction of Monk.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EKlAAmZt-MI:120
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I needn't mention Dennis Falk, do I? The man who got Tress MacNeille to cancel several con appearances near his house because she was worried he would rape her? Who was nastily caricatured in the Tiny Toons Halloween special?

You bet they knew.
 
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