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Fair enough
Just skimmed through it some, and egad. I did not remember half the dumb shit in there. Now I look like the retard.
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Just skimmed through it some, and egad. I did not remember half the dumb shit in there. Now I look like the retard.
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So I randomly checked out the front page for the Pokémon fics, and this caught my eye.
When you title something "The Virgin Bride", I expect to get some newlywed fluff piece.
What a way to subvert my expectations.
It then proceeds for the next ten paragraphs to describe how she masturbates her anus, but then glosses over the wedding ceremony to casual bring up that May sneaks off to give herself a quick enema. And that's before the wedding night sequence, which I skimmed the rest of because *dry heaves*
When you title something "The Virgin Bride", I expect to get some newlywed fluff piece.
What a way to subvert my expectations.
It then proceeds for the next ten paragraphs to describe how she masturbates her anus, but then glosses over the wedding ceremony to casual bring up that May sneaks off to give herself a quick enema. And that's before the wedding night sequence, which I skimmed the rest of because *dry heaves*
cassette man
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In case anybody was wondering what a Gender Studies major’s thesis looks like:
Full text here for the masochistic.
It is admittedly mildly amusing to analyse how women enjoy subjecting men to the sexism they experience in their bad yaoi fanfics, but the fact that Norway’s education system enabled this chick to spend two years reading smut and walk away with a degree makes getting nuked into oblivion the only way to save that country. The stories she studied are 90% rape fantasy, 10% nuanced societal critique.
Full text here for the masochistic.
It is admittedly mildly amusing to analyse how women enjoy subjecting men to the sexism they experience in their bad yaoi fanfics, but the fact that Norway’s education system enabled this chick to spend two years reading smut and walk away with a degree makes getting nuked into oblivion the only way to save that country. The stories she studied are 90% rape fantasy, 10% nuanced societal critique.
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I’ll admit that studying strange erotica for the sake of finding out the what and why is worthy of a study, but it being a part of a gender studies degree only makes me sigh.
This is a university, mind you. As great as getting a degree is, a lot of universities are detached from the real world and you can’t really judge a country based on them being delusional because it happens everywhere in the west. Norway still has its black metal crowd burning down churches, so not all is lost. Hell, I’m still convinced that varg did Notre Dame.
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If it's between dissertations on fanfiction at universities and crazy morons burning down churches all is lost.
Evian Les Rutabaga
kiwifarms.net
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In a bravely subtle repudiation of the assigned-gender-at-birth patriarchal narrative, the author's name is misspelled on page 3.
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I literally took a deep breath and a quiet "noooooooo" escaped me as soon as this crossed my vision.
I get that just about anything can be a thesis, but holy shit. (Also "maleness" rofl.)
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I'm pretty sure studying strange erotica what we do here, we just don't get paid.
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Omegaverse is literally just giving dudes dog dicks, that's it. There's no deeper meaning.
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If Varg did, Varg did nothing wrong.
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This honestly sums up fanfiction in a nutshell.
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I found a weird crossover between the Fate series and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure that's about Giorno dying and becoming a servant somehow, and replacing Gilgamesh in Fate/Zero as well as replacing Kiritsugu later on by adopting the MC of Fate Stay Night. Then the story becomes mostly about the author's OCs as most of the cast compromises a new gang that Giorno started for some reason. This fic contains a lot of autism and is boring at the same time.
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I have less of a fic and more of an experience to share. I've done everything I can to try and locate the author or the fics in question, but it seems they've been removed. Still, I wanted to share this with you all.
Tl;dr: I got to watch a relatively boring author get corrupted by a fetishist in real time.
Years ago there was this one pretty mediocre Mario fanfiction that was essentially "what if Wario and Waluigi were in Super Mario Galaxy". It went on for like 80-something chapters and, other than having some romance elements between Waluigi and Rosalina, it was pretty much just a word-for-word retelling of SMG with two extra characters. No details about any of the levels were spared and it was one of the most mind-numbingly boring fics I've ever read. I would've been better off just playing Super Mario Galaxy, or plucking off all my fingernails with pliers. The author announced a sequel not long afterwards and I expected it to be the same as the first, probably covering Super Mario Galaxy 2 or something, but written with the same style of unnecessary level descriptions as the first.
It was absolutely not what I expected.
Additional background; On every single chapter of this fic there would be this guy who would comment, praising the author for describing shit like how the star rabbit's ears were the right color or whatever. These chapters barely had any substance but this guy would manage to give constructive criticism on every one despite them mostly just being the same content. This reviewer was a big fan of Yoshizilla according to his favs but beyond that was fairly nondescript.
So, naturally, when the author published the sequel there was a big fat credit to this guy for "helping him with his writing" and giving him the idea for the sequel.
What was the sequel, you ask?
The plot of the sequel kicked off with Waluigi being brutally raped by Bowser and developing an incontinence issue that became a consistent problem throughout the story. I don't even think I finished it because of how much emotional whiplash I had after reading the first one and the author carried on as if this was the natural progression of the first story which, I might add, had none of this sort of material involved.
I checked back on the author again a few years ago and their whole profile (with the exception of their first fic) consisted of fart/scat/diaper stuff.
It was absolutely not what I expected.
Additional background; On every single chapter of this fic there would be this guy who would comment, praising the author for describing shit like how the star rabbit's ears were the right color or whatever. These chapters barely had any substance but this guy would manage to give constructive criticism on every one despite them mostly just being the same content. This reviewer was a big fan of Yoshizilla according to his favs but beyond that was fairly nondescript.
So, naturally, when the author published the sequel there was a big fat credit to this guy for "helping him with his writing" and giving him the idea for the sequel.
What was the sequel, you ask?
The plot of the sequel kicked off with Waluigi being brutally raped by Bowser and developing an incontinence issue that became a consistent problem throughout the story. I don't even think I finished it because of how much emotional whiplash I had after reading the first one and the author carried on as if this was the natural progression of the first story which, I might add, had none of this sort of material involved.
I checked back on the author again a few years ago and their whole profile (with the exception of their first fic) consisted of fart/scat/diaper stuff.
Tl;dr: I got to watch a relatively boring author get corrupted by a fetishist in real time.
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Alright but why did you finish the first one?
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Believe me when I say that if you are young enough, you will read anything you find. If you don’t believe me, how do you explain YA literature and comics that go on for hundreds of issues making money.
Basically, you grow a quality filter as you age. That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.
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Because I take an abiding delight in things that are awful in a true and honest way. Why else would I be here?
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My first exposure to fanfiction in general was about 15 years ago...and it was an incredibly garbage archive of crap.
I would binge on that shit back in the day, because it was fucking terrible and I enjoy trainwrecks. I probably read damn near every story in that archive, and you can count the number of decent stories on one hand. Most are regularly bad...but there are a couple magnificently terrible ones.
1. Dance With The Devil
Link is defeated by Ganondorf. It's...uh.
2. Trouble
Goku and friends rape Vegeta after defeating him.
3. Bulbasaur's Vengeance
Bulbasaur is tired of being "the other Pokemon" in Ash's team. The fact that it's reasonably well-written makes it worse, not better.
4. A Saria Story
A short but amazingly terrible self-insert story. Don't think I haven't wondered if the author isn't OUR Chris. The lack of Chris' unique writing style makes it clear it isn't, but still...it just has that aura about it. Reminder: Saria is like, ten years old. Also, the Orcarina of Time is perhaps the greatest typo I've ever seen.
I would binge on that shit back in the day, because it was fucking terrible and I enjoy trainwrecks. I probably read damn near every story in that archive, and you can count the number of decent stories on one hand. Most are regularly bad...but there are a couple magnificently terrible ones.
1. Dance With The Devil
Link is defeated by Ganondorf. It's...uh.
"Tell me," Ganondorf said, savoring Link's unspoken emotions, "do you even know what this is called?" fondling Link's dick as he spoke. His other hand was around Link's throat, threatening to crush his windpipe if he made the wrong move.
"Let me go," Link seethed, "//now.//"
Ganondorf said simply, "Answer me or lose it, boy."
Link looked away. "...My penis."
"And these?" He grabbed Link's balls, stroking the sac with his thumb.
"...My balls," Link answered, blushing. "What are you getting at?!"
"Let me go," Link seethed, "//now.//"
Ganondorf said simply, "Answer me or lose it, boy."
Link looked away. "...My penis."
"And these?" He grabbed Link's balls, stroking the sac with his thumb.
"...My balls," Link answered, blushing. "What are you getting at?!"
2. Trouble
Goku and friends rape Vegeta after defeating him.
Vegeta tried using the edges of the mountain to pick himself up. Krillin quickly darted behind him and spoke, "Vegeta hear on earth we don't kill our foes. No...we fuck them until they bleed. And Vegeta we're gonna to fuck you!" Vegeta got scared like he has never been scared before.
3. Bulbasaur's Vengeance
Bulbasaur is tired of being "the other Pokemon" in Ash's team. The fact that it's reasonably well-written makes it worse, not better.
"Go ahead and return. But remember; while you stand there yellow and clean, remember: I took you. My sperm still swims inside of you, wiggling deep inside. But by all means, go. Tell Ash. Go ahead. Tell him. I am sure he will understand. I'm sure nothing will change. When he finds out what happened. Who was crying under who. Struggling under who. Taking the dick. His favorite Pokemon. What will you tell him?"
4. A Saria Story
A short but amazingly terrible self-insert story. Don't think I haven't wondered if the author isn't OUR Chris. The lack of Chris' unique writing style makes it clear it isn't, but still...it just has that aura about it. Reminder: Saria is like, ten years old. Also, the Orcarina of Time is perhaps the greatest typo I've ever seen.
"It really is you," as he looked at her, he began to notice more and more how much she resembeled Saria..."You ARE Saria...but how did you come to be alive...you're just bits of game information on my Zelda: Orcarina of Time Game for the Nintendo 64."
"Chris, I saw how badly you were sad, and I had the willpower to come and help you, so I did...and I know all about your pain and suffereing through the years. I am willing to help you walk, make the pain go away and feel that special love you need and I promise you, you will NEVER be alone again..."With that, she kissed him on the lips..."you're my Link now, and will always be," she kissed him again more passionately, more feeling...
"You really want to help me don't you Saria?" Chris asked, smiling
"Yes, with all my heart, I do. Can I...make love...to you?"
"Chris, I saw how badly you were sad, and I had the willpower to come and help you, so I did...and I know all about your pain and suffereing through the years. I am willing to help you walk, make the pain go away and feel that special love you need and I promise you, you will NEVER be alone again..."With that, she kissed him on the lips..."you're my Link now, and will always be," she kissed him again more passionately, more feeling...
"You really want to help me don't you Saria?" Chris asked, smiling
"Yes, with all my heart, I do. Can I...make love...to you?"
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There's this writer that I saw on adultfanfiction.org (which is a gold mine of horrible fanfic in general), by the name of JayDee. JayDee writes lots of nightmarish rape/snuff fanfiction. And the hell of it is, this guy HAS some degree of talent - the writing itself is fairly solid - which makes you wonder why the holy fuck they decided to use it for...things like this.
You have been warned.
1. Bart the Ripper
Bart - as in Bart Simpson, eat my shorts - rapes Lisa, dismembers her, kills her, and rapes her again.
Hilarious note at the end, by the way...
Well, golly gee, that's a load off my mind! Guess it's all good, then!
2. You Can Take the Boy Out of the Moisture Farm...
Did you know that, on Tatooine, a brother is honor-bound to take his sister's virginity? Apparently so. So when Luke Skywalker finds out that Leia is his sister, he's delighted to get the chance to finally get to experience this rich cultural tradition himself. For some reason, Leia is slightly less enthusiastic about this idea, but that's okay! Luke just beats the holy hell out of her and does it anyway!
...you know what, I was gonna post more examples, but I don't think I can stomach going through much more of them. Search their archives at your own risk.
You have been warned.
1. Bart the Ripper
Bart - as in Bart Simpson, eat my shorts - rapes Lisa, dismembers her, kills her, and rapes her again.
Time to fuck. Bart dropped the clippers and stood, pulling Lisa’s hips up with him. Her smashed legs dangled beneath her, and Bart knew from the way she shuddered that the fractured kneecaps were tearing into the bruised flesh of her legs. Bart entered Lisa without warning, consummating the torture with a brutal incestuous rape. He was amazed at how tight she was, and had to really fight to force all of his nine inches inside her, tearing into her cervix, before he came. He didn’t even have time for a second thrust.
Hilarious note at the end, by the way...
JayDee said:
Well, golly gee, that's a load off my mind! Guess it's all good, then!
2. You Can Take the Boy Out of the Moisture Farm...
Did you know that, on Tatooine, a brother is honor-bound to take his sister's virginity? Apparently so. So when Luke Skywalker finds out that Leia is his sister, he's delighted to get the chance to finally get to experience this rich cultural tradition himself. For some reason, Leia is slightly less enthusiastic about this idea, but that's okay! Luke just beats the holy hell out of her and does it anyway!
The Princess had been trained long ago, as girls in her exalted position often were, in how to deal with attackers of various types. In the case of a single rapist who forced oral sex, the best way was said to be to chomp off their member, and take advantage of their agony. Leia recalled these words and started to bite down hard.
Luke reacted with a Jedi’s reflexes as she did so, yanking his shaft free from her jaws. There were teeth marks, but she hadn’t broken the skin. Genuine dark rage bubbled within him, echoes of the dark side that had claimed their father. Leia looked up fearfully, mouth open, a strand of drool down hanging from the horner.
Luke was on her in a second, crushing her into the bed. He punched her in the face, smashing her nose, and then followed up with more brutal blows. He knocked her teeth flying and fractured her orbital bone with his merciless punches. Leia screamed and screamed, first for help and for Han and then just wordless pain. The Jedi was beyond feeling his own pain as he skinned his knuckles on Leia’s jaw, beyond feeling her panicked but feeble counter hits.
Blood stung Leia’s eyes, blinding her as she tried to rub them and clean it out. She couldn’t breath through her shattered nose and had to spit teeth and blood to avoid choking on them. Her legs were still off the bed from when she’d been sitting, kicking in the air. She felt Luke’s weight settle above her stomach as he took her firm pale breasts in his hands and wrapped them around his shaft.
Luke reacted with a Jedi’s reflexes as she did so, yanking his shaft free from her jaws. There were teeth marks, but she hadn’t broken the skin. Genuine dark rage bubbled within him, echoes of the dark side that had claimed their father. Leia looked up fearfully, mouth open, a strand of drool down hanging from the horner.
Luke was on her in a second, crushing her into the bed. He punched her in the face, smashing her nose, and then followed up with more brutal blows. He knocked her teeth flying and fractured her orbital bone with his merciless punches. Leia screamed and screamed, first for help and for Han and then just wordless pain. The Jedi was beyond feeling his own pain as he skinned his knuckles on Leia’s jaw, beyond feeling her panicked but feeble counter hits.
Blood stung Leia’s eyes, blinding her as she tried to rub them and clean it out. She couldn’t breath through her shattered nose and had to spit teeth and blood to avoid choking on them. Her legs were still off the bed from when she’d been sitting, kicking in the air. She felt Luke’s weight settle above her stomach as he took her firm pale breasts in his hands and wrapped them around his shaft.
...you know what, I was gonna post more examples, but I don't think I can stomach going through much more of them. Search their archives at your own risk.
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Goddamn you, I had to check whether this was the same JayDee that writes the obscure but mostly pretty good Captain SNES webcomic.There's this writer that I saw on adultfanfiction.org (which is a gold mine of horrible fanfic in general), by the name of JayDee. JayDee writes lots of nightmarish rape/snuff fanfiction. And the hell of it is, this guy HAS some degree of talent - the writing itself is fairly solid - which makes you wonder why the holy fuck they decided to use it for...things like this.
You have been warned.
1. Bart the Ripper
Bart - as in Bart Simpson, eat my shorts - rapes Lisa, dismembers her, kills her, and rapes her again.
Time to fuck. Bart dropped the clippers and stood, pulling Lisa’s hips up with him. Her smashed legs dangled beneath her, and Bart knew from the way she shuddered that the fractured kneecaps were tearing into the bruised flesh of her legs. Bart entered Lisa without warning, consummating the torture with a brutal incestuous rape. He was amazed at how tight she was, and had to really fight to force all of his nine inches inside her, tearing into her cervix, before he came. He didn’t even have time for a second thrust.
Hilarious note at the end, by the way...
Well, golly gee, that's a load off my mind! Guess it's all good, then!
2. You Can Take the Boy Out of the Moisture Farm...
Did you know that, on Tatooine, a brother is honor-bound to take his sister's virginity? Apparently so. So when Luke Skywalker finds out that Leia is his sister, he's delighted to get the chance to finally get to experience this rich cultural tradition himself. For some reason, Leia is slightly less enthusiastic about this idea, but that's okay! Luke just beats the holy hell out of her and does it anyway!
The Princess had been trained long ago, as girls in her exalted position often were, in how to deal with attackers of various types. In the case of a single rapist who forced oral sex, the best way was said to be to chomp off their member, and take advantage of their agony. Leia recalled these words and started to bite down hard.
Luke reacted with a Jedi’s reflexes as she did so, yanking his shaft free from her jaws. There were teeth marks, but she hadn’t broken the skin. Genuine dark rage bubbled within him, echoes of the dark side that had claimed their father. Leia looked up fearfully, mouth open, a strand of drool down hanging from the horner.
Luke was on her in a second, crushing her into the bed. He punched her in the face, smashing her nose, and then followed up with more brutal blows. He knocked her teeth flying and fractured her orbital bone with his merciless punches. Leia screamed and screamed, first for help and for Han and then just wordless pain. The Jedi was beyond feeling his own pain as he skinned his knuckles on Leia’s jaw, beyond feeling her panicked but feeble counter hits.
Blood stung Leia’s eyes, blinding her as she tried to rub them and clean it out. She couldn’t breath through her shattered nose and had to spit teeth and blood to avoid choking on them. Her legs were still off the bed from when she’d been sitting, kicking in the air. She felt Luke’s weight settle above her stomach as he took her firm pale breasts in his hands and wrapped them around his shaft.
...you know what, I was gonna post more examples, but I don't think I can stomach going through much more of them. Search their archives at your own risk.
The good news is, I'm 99% sure it's not. The bad news is, I had to read this shit to check.