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I mean MGS at least has a bunch of memes surrounding it so I can see how twerps who just watch cutscenes on youtube might get interested enough to look it up... but COD? What motivates people who don't play COD to give a shit about COD?
And it's not even just COD in general, but specifically the 2022 remaster-sequel derided by everyone who's played the campaign for more than 30 minutes and/or has been exposed to that one bomb defusal sequence enough times to remember it at all. I swear to God none of these fucking people existed in COD's fanbase prior to it and they only exist because of that one. I'm becoming increasingly convinced that it comes down to uniform fetishism on top of the usual weapons-grade projection and "men interacting at all = ship potential" train of thought.
 
And it's not even just COD in general, but specifically the 2022 remaster-sequel derided by everyone who's played the campaign for more than 30 minutes and/or has been exposed to that one bomb defusal sequence enough times to remember it at all. I swear to God none of these fucking people existed in COD's fanbase prior to it and they only exist because of that one. I'm becoming increasingly convinced that it comes down to uniform fetishism on top of the usual weapons-grade projection and "men interacting at all = ship potential" train of thought.

And I bet none of those COD "fans" even know that the term Noob Tube used to be a thing, and that it is not a genital term.

Back to fics, here's something different, someone using AI to write a foot fetish story, with the Rotom Dex from Pokémon Sun & Moon being called the "AI" in question for the story setting:

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To think, I have been writing an outline for my own fanfic, simply because of just how much I was infuriated by how the latter parts of the show went (in this case, the infamous Valvrave The Liberator).

Wouldn’t be surprised if it too ends up poor enough for you guys to mock.
Making fanfic for poor Mech shows is nothing new. That's exactly what the SRW games do for a lot of poorly received series.
 
Here are some more chapters of that BlueLunaMoth fic, because it gets wilder and wilder. Later I plan on posting the one where Pooner Soap is in a BDSM club.
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I, too, and going 'what the fuck' at this fic and how it's unfolding. I also kinda appreciate the self-awareness that peeks out a wee bit within the paragraphs; it makes it funny.

So, despite knowing Soap for only one appointment or two, Ghost is already going through the motions of deciding whether he is in love with Soap or not. This is Chapter 4, mind you. You would think this would occur halfway through the story.
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Ghost is a confirmed psychopath, per the author's admission. He should not be in the military. He has lied and cheated his way to stay there, and a Boomer woman is the only one to call him out. Fitting, really.
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Soap gets delighted at someone telling him he has potential and this leads to a total mental breakdown for a man who counsels wife-beaters. Please note that Soap only gets this rambunctious energy when someone compliments him; otherwise he cannot even remember his own e-mails.

Soap, by the author's admission, is autistic/has ADHD. So he's physically incapable of understanding a compliment. Make use of that what you will.
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Again, this is the fourth chapter. There is practically no chemistry between these characters nor are there any situations where there reactions can be justified. It's just, 'Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So here's my number. So call me maybe?'

The Boomer asking Ghost about his sex life is the icing on the cake.
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Maybe someone more credentialed can answer this: what does a VA therapist know about sex therapy? Usually, asking someone about BDSM is what a sex therapist does. Has the author asked vets whether they like dildos up their ass, or something?
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How nice! We have a male feminist who took gender studies whose main job is putting violent males back on the streets. He's there to 'coach' them not to hit their wives or girlfriends. I feel so much safer with men like him in positions of power!

The guy who 'loves reading' about the science of neurology and power wants to dismantle the patriarchy by...letting violent males back on the streets. Yes, if you haven't guessed by now, the author is one of those shitlib feminists who probably wonders why homeless black men are punching white women in the face.
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It's called libido. We have it because the drive to reproduce is built into our fucking biology, you dumb fuck. Maybe taking an actual science course vs going for GENDER STUDIES would teach you this.

Yes, you can live without sex - but you wouldn't exist without it. Important to keep in mind.
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This author has only worked with vets - she doesn't know how the military works. If Soap was in there with ear damage he would have been expelled much earlier. I also have to wonder why he wasn't wearing protection. ADHD?
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Fun fact: you cannot join the military if you are mute, even if you are Spec Ops. This isn't GI Joe where you can cosplay as Snake Eyes.
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Unless you're a wife beater. Then you get rehabilitated by Simon - and boy, wait until you hear the reasons why he does it later in the chapter.
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"We're worried we're not serving enough gays and trannies"
"Probably because they got killed by the heckin' mean transphobic wife beaters you let out, chud!"
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Soap, in the first chapter:
- admits he hates being social
- actually has no friends
-forgets to use his own email
- has to be reminded to use own email
- isolates himself from others because muh ADHD/PTSD
- wonders why he is lonely
- gets mad when someone tells him to change that

Soap is moody as fuck. I just want to beat him with a belt and tell him to man up.
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Scotland is within the UK, so you'd technically be considered a Brit yourself.
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Oh I'm sure you would feel very validated, wouldn't you, you wee autist? Gotta love how Soap is deliberately made into being a misogynist as if women aren't allowed to serve in the military and he's never seen one.
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So, based on ONE comment, the author concludes Soap is a misogynist. All for saying Ghost making a face mask is a little stupid. Which it is - especially if you get it wrong, go ask RuPaul. Soap acts as if he's never been around gay men, either, who can be very fucking catty on fashion, makeup and self-care. What we can conclude is that Soap is an autistic slob who can't wash his ass and proceeds to make unfunny comments about femininity.

I'm so glad Soap's read articles on rape culture and the patriarchy! He sure is showing us he's changed by JOINING THE MILITARY, which serves the MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX and has helped destabilize nations around the world in the name of FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY. I bet he's read up on Mattress Girl and Duke LaCrosse, too.

To reiterate: Soap is so much of an autist and shut-in he has never talked to women, has never heard of any case relating to the sexual assault of women, has never talked to a woman on base, has never watched a video on the Internet regarding high profile cases or generally have any thought to himself. The author writes him as a colossal retard that, somehow, is 'very perceptive.'

But he does ask a good question. How can Simon square his alleged gender studies by 'rehabilitating' misogynists? He tells us later.
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Soap has said nothing transphobic in this work; the author just says he does. She's quite literally shoving her progressive politics into a fictional character's mouth to show how tolerant she is. Guarantee you she got fucking enraged over the Kyle Rittenhouse case.
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So, in the name of preventing future harm, Ghost:
- talks to wife beaters about their 'feeeelings'
- wants to get the root of the issue, which is military-issued PTSD
- unpacks their 'societal biases' which made them raise their fists to people they care about
- admits that some don't want to change and never will, and instead of putting them behind bars he releases them back on the streets
- Admits that he has no idea of what the recidivism rate is and probably knows that they'll do it again

Much feminism, much patriarchy.
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Is he admitting that LGBT people beat the shit out of their significant others? How homophobic/transphobic. Call the social worker!

Soap cares much about stripping himself of his masculinity - that's how you know he's going to be the one getting railed. We're beating the patriarchy by writing a fic where the two stars are WHITE MALES.
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Well at least everyone can be a piece of shit, even the queer ones.

Another casual reminder that there has been no textual evidence Soap has had any success with women socially and that he's terrible at talking to people - well, at least before the retcon in Chapter 3.

His case manager is a woman who wrecked an SUV over dog shit. The things you find in these stories.
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Oh, wow! She's got a reference guide! Too bad she didn't put that much effort into watching playthroughs of the game, playing it, or learning how the military actually works. Priorities.
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Again, should a VA social worker be talking about this?
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Not only is she breaching confidentiality, she's recommending Simon commit a crime/breach of ethics by fucking his client - that he admitted he wants to fuck. And this woman ENCOURAGES it, rather than tell him to back off. This author is so high on the pairing she forgets to use her brain and not her clit for once.

Oh, and Ghost had a 'military slut era'. Yes, this was used in a sentence.
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That's right: in order to prove his masculinity and show how much he's changed after taking some gender studies classes, Ghost fucked every man on base. Talk about taking power for yourself and getting HIV positive.
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Nothing like breaking the law because your Boomer therapist tells you to fuck your client and not be penalized for it.
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1. Yes, he's helping the wrong people
2. He's already dreaming of fucking his client despite them not knowing each other properly (they haven't even had dinner or a beer)
3. He's breaking his ethics and that's OK because that means he's gonna get some ass. We are defeating the patriarchy.
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- he's one of four males in a nearly all-female class
- the women are naturally uneasy around him, a 6'3 over 200lb man
- he insists he is harmless
- finds an issue with his 'maleness' because that's all a social construct
- dislikes it that females think he's inherently violent even though he's a literal psychopath who cheated his way into the military
- he is dedicated to defeating toxic masculinity and the patriarchy
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1. Neither Soap or Ghost are extroverted
2. Soap is so smart he doesn't know what 'rape culture' is and had to read articles to 'unwind' toxic masculinity
3. He knows he's pan, but isn't aware of systemic sexual violence in the military, on women or men. 200 IQ.
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See how easy Ghost snaps? Clearly this is the work of the patriarchy, not the fact he's an unstable son of a bitch.

Plus, this takes place in London, a city that is under 30% white. Most people are not going to speak just English; a lot of them are going to speak Hindi, Punjab, and Arabic. Maybe Pashto. So this woman isn't even aware of the demographics of the city she's writing about, FFS.
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I'm gonna laugh if Maggie is a POC and she got busted smashing an SUV for a neighbour putting shit in her trash can. That's just too funny.
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Nothing like SSRIs to make you get over the pain in the world. I'm shocked Soap wasn't on them, earlier. He has a degenerative knee condition and isn't on medication or treatment for that at all, btw. But he'll be working with fellow queers so please just ignore that.
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Soap's personality is all over the place. The man blushes at the slightest bit of praise. It gets annoying real quick.
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HAHAHA FAT
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It took until Chapter 7 for Soap to properly recognize Simon as Ghost, even when the skull balaclava/mask didn't give it away. Come to find out, Ghost doesn't even remember him:
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Look at that. He couldn't even remember the 'gorgeous' Scot with the 'stupid Mohawk'. Go figure.
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- Soap puts his faith in a man he barely knows and did not really know until this chapter
- gets disappointed when said man says 'bitch I don't know you' Mariah Carey style.

Later on, there's a mention of Ghost getting jumped by six men trying to gang rape him. For some reason they called him a woman and not 'faggot', despite the fact that them getting drunk and wanting to fuck a man rather than a woman makes them all gay.
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Yeah they totally clocked you as a 'girl', Ghost. You're 6'3 and over 200 lbs. You OOZE 'WHITE MALE'.

Not to worry, the author is here to inform you of your biases:
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1. Transphobia does not come from misogyny, because males don't suffer from misogyny. That hatred comes from them being clocked as men, performing absurd notions of femininity. This attempt to say it is misogynistic is, in itself, misogynistic.
2. Ghost admits one bigoted comment will lead him to beat someone's skull in. He is teaching other men not to be violent.
3. Soap says it's the bravest thing ever.

We are defeating the patriarchy.
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I don't care. Ghost is acting like a straight up nigger in this fic and you need to stop it.
 
I will admit I've only been skimming your COD fic posts because I know fuck all about COD but did you say that the author is a VA therapist?? I misread that, right?
 
>Adolf Hitler
>Jeffrey Epstein
>Ed Gein
>Anal fisting
>Harems

I hope this is just an elaborate shitpost.
Well someone else will have to find that out because I'm not reading that shit.
 
Christ that's a fucking blast from the past. I remember seeing that shit almost 20 years ago and thinking it was slop back then.

Props for the Powered by PHP 3 image, all it needs now is "Best viewed in 1024x768 in Netscape Navigator 3" and it'll be a return to the glory Web 1.0 days
 

Jesus fuck that's a lot of self insert fanfiction. Dude has been at it since before the Internet, apparently.
I came across a TV Tropes page that gave a rundown of EPU's fanfictions.
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Autism is a hell of a drug.

Also, this evangelion fic has crossovers with (or at the very least references to):
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Iron Maiden
2001: A Space Odyssey
2010: The Year We Make Contact
Ah! My Goddess
The works of Dutch mystery writer A.C. Baantjer
Babylon 5
The Blues Brothers
Doctor Who
Emergency!
Firefox
Full Throttle
Ghostbusters
Half-Life
In Nomine
Iron Man
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Marathon 2: Durandal
The Marvel Cinematic Universe
Men in Black
Pacific Rim
Paradise Lost
Pink Floyd
Real Genius
Sailor Moon
Sports Center
Star Wars
System Shock and System Shock 2
Tech Romancer
Tempest
Terminator
Thunderbirds
Titanic (1997)
Tomb Raider
TRON
Uncle Buck
Wipe Out
XCOM, both classic and the 2012 reboot
The X-Files
 
This sicko is on a watch list I just know it... ! If not they should be :cryblood::cryblood:🤮

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Fandoms:One Piece (Anime & Manga)

05 Feb 2024

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Law thinks his adoptive father is a good person, a paragon of virtue. One who gave up years of his life just to rear a moody, irritable orphan into the over-achiever he is now.
The man spoils him far too much. Says he only wants the best for his brilliant son.
But the only thing his son wants is him.
As the saying goes, birds of a feather, flock together.
 
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Out of interest from reading this thread, I decided to look up Lucky Star fanfictions and found this one where Tsukasa Hiiragi gets gang-raped while working at her shrine. This is a 22 chapter fanfiction. It doesn't go into explicit detail about the rape however. I skipped to chapter 21 where Tsukasa tries to kill her sister and then herself. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13681898/1/The-Loss-of-Innocence

If I find anymore, I will post here.

I did find another. A Lucky Star school shooting fanfic. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11987584/1/School-Tradition
 
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