Fanfiction Horrors

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Honestly, the parallels between AO3 and here seem strong.

Intellectually I know that the price of freedom is written shotacon. The hard part is knowing this and also having feelings about it.
It's rational to mistrust and keep an eye anyone who would publicly share that sort of thing, especially if they do it in a way that makes them easily identifiable. I'll defend the right of shotacons to write their filth until I'm blue in the face, because it's a fact that the people who want to control speech use disgust and anger over wedge issues as a way past the barriers of common sense. Doesn't mean I'd trust any one of those people anywhere near my hypothetical kids. Same with furries, same with lolicon "enjoyers", same with all of the consumers and creators of fictional nasties. It's disgusting; it isn't real. Unreal things do not exist.
 
I have a special little treat for everyone: a Hitler x Stalin Fanfic.

In this one, Stalin is a hot tub streamer, because, why not, and Hitler is his possibly slightly awkward roomie. They confess their love to each other after playing 20 questions on stream in Stalin's hot tub. After this they will seemingly embark on a BDSM adventure.
The fic itself is pretty new, so I suppose updates will still come it for it.
For some unknown reason the author also teases Abraham Lincoln and Shakespeare will make an appearance. I can only speculate we will get a foursome with Lincoln, Shakespeare, Stalin and Hitler in Stalins bathtub.
Holy fuck, that is a sentence I never thought I'd say.
 
I have a special little treat for everyone: a Hitler x Stalin Fanfic.

In this one, Stalin is a hot tub streamer, because, why not, and Hitler is his possibly slightly awkward roomie. They confess their love to each other after playing 20 questions on stream in Stalin's hot tub. After this they will seemingly embark on a BDSM adventure.
The fic itself is pretty new, so I suppose updates will still come it for it.
For some unknown reason the author also teases Abraham Lincoln and Shakespeare will make an appearance. I can only speculate we will get a foursome with Lincoln, Shakespeare, Stalin and Hitler in Stalins bathtub.
Holy fuck, that is a sentence I never thought I'd say.
You missed literally the most important question. Who was the top? Hitler or Stalin? Or ha that not fully happened yet?
 
You missed literally the most important question. Who was the top? Hitler or Stalin? Or ha that not fully happened yet?
unfortunately, we dont know yet. Looking at the characters Id say Hitler is bottom.

That being said the only comment on the fanfic asks not why there is a fanfic about these two in a modern setting, but rather when the BDSM part will finally be there. AOOO never disappoints
 
What I don't understand, is why some AO3 writers put in random irrelevant tags into their stories, like the "I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping" tag in this TF2 Bird Scat micro-fic:

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Isn't that what the story description section for, instead of cluttering up with more useless tags like that?

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And never mind this yet another KLK Scat fic either:

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lol, putting irrelevant commentary tags like that is a holdover from tumblr. You can always tell which authors cut their social media teeth on tumblr because they'll do that in the tags. (It's ((was?)) common on tumblr to add extra "hidden" commentary in tags because it doesn't show up in reblogs and with some blog themes can't even be seen at all unless a follower is viewing your post on their dashboard.)
What concerns me more is the fact that "bird feces" and "putting bird feces in your co-worker's coffee" are capitalized, which implies they're common tags.
 
I have a special little treat for everyone: a Hitler x Stalin Fanfic.

In this one, Stalin is a hot tub streamer, because, why not, and Hitler is his possibly slightly awkward roomie. They confess their love to each other after playing 20 questions on stream in Stalin's hot tub. After this they will seemingly embark on a BDSM adventure.
The fic itself is pretty new, so I suppose updates will still come it for it.
For some unknown reason the author also teases Abraham Lincoln and Shakespeare will make an appearance. I can only speculate we will get a foursome with Lincoln, Shakespeare, Stalin and Hitler in Stalins bathtub.
Holy fuck, that is a sentence I never thought I'd say.
Pretty deception on valvity’s part to rate the fic at Teen when BDSM content at least indicates that this is a Mature rated story. That’s the only thing that doesn’t make me think with 100% certainty this isn’t just a troll fic. I’d say mask off with the autism anyway and have them fuck while describing their plans to get rid of the dang, dirty Jews.
 
This was originally going to just be one small post but in the process of gathering material for this thread I came across some incredible autism that needed to be here.

Real people fanfics are always such a funny rabbit hole to me because the stars will occasionally align to where you’ll get something like this.
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Also if you’ve ever actually seen Scottie Barnes talk it’s pretty clear he has autism or at the very least he’s just incredibly odd. Which the author completely fails to reflect in this story.

I also found this, which is 15 thousand words of Konosuba weight gain fart fetish fanfiction. I wish I was fucking joking. It’s about on par with the quality of the original konosuba in terms of writing as well.
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Actually trying to read parts of this was like watching a Family Guy cutaway that takes up half the episode. It’s just the same disgusting shit happening over and over and over, I don’t even see how someone who’s into this shit would find it arousing because the writer is too busy finding 100 different ways to say something smells bad.

Finally, M935694, writer of the infamous Fire Emblem snuff / gore anthology longer than the King James Bible defends his depraved fetish to a detractor in the comments.

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I would post some of his actual work but it’s just depressing to read. He always describes women being brutally raped and killed with a sleazy and almost excited tone that just makes me nauseated.
 
I wonder what Lord_Berkut thinks they're going to accomplish here. Like, yeah the fic is weird as fuck, but how do you expect the author to react if you point it out? Apologize?
Much easier to just make fun of it from a distance. Completely removes any weird moral expectations of internet sideshows changing their ways. Lets you just enjoy the ride.
 
I wonder what Lord_Berkut thinks they're going to accomplish here. Like, yeah the fic is weird as fuck, but how do you expect the author to react if you point it out? Apologize?
Much easier to just make fun of it from a distance. Completely removes any weird moral expectations of internet sideshows changing their ways. Lets you just enjoy the ride.
There’s a lot of comments like that (thank God AO3 allows you to view those without reading the actual contents of the fic, the tags and descriptions are disgusting enough (:_() and most of them just come down to disgusted outsiders who are furious a character they liked was used in one of his fics and him responding with “well, it isn’t a real person, so therefore it’s totally fine!” Or something to that effect.


I really don’t think this guy cares anyway. He started publishing on AO3 March 4th of 2020 and he’s likely been into this stuff for far longer (googling his username actually brings up several people from fandom’s he’s written about telling you how to blacklist his writing on AO3, which fails to take into account the fact that you’d be better off just avoiding AO3 all together because of how genuinely awful everything on there is). In other words there’s really no chance he’s going to drop everything, swear off his fetish and start writing sugary sweet hurt/comfort fics because some random 14 year old on the internet told him to kill himself after he wrote about killing their comfort character.
 
I actually miss the days when mpreg fic had extremely mysterious anatomy that strongly implied if not outright stated that the babies came out the ass. Nowadays you can't hardly find any mpreg that isn't just a pooner getting knocked up. (:_(
Great now you made me remember a MPRG birth scene from a doujin I was looking at.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
The pooner who write their smut will never not be funny. Since being on the Farms, and learning all the ways to clock them, reading their work and finding out who is the pooner has never been easier. Here is yet another example of Pooner Soap, where the witty response from the author was 'Lol, Porn Ghost is 6'7" making manlet Soap even tinier. Link to fic. Archive.

The notes:
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You hear that? A 5'7 pooner is experiencing body dysphoria against someone who is 6'7. I double checked their heights: Soap is around 6'2, Ghost is around that height - his VA is 6'3 - so if Soap was his normal height there wouldn't be that much of a height difference. Anyways, you're not there for that nitpicking. Here is the fic.

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This gets even worse when you discover less than 0.5% of women are six feet and height. 1% if we are generous. So we have a pooner manlet constantly being compared to the males around her, and we are told, in no uncertain terms, that Soap is 100% a True and Honest Man. Ghost's superior height - thanks to clarification from the author - only makes the clocking worse.
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So manly, wanting a safe space, instead of going right up to the guy's face and telling him you like him. This is not DADT anymore.

Oh, btw, need I mention this author wrote Soap as 'stealthing' through the military? Something that would be nearly impossible to do with how this he/they writes Soap?
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Soap can't jump Ghost because he's physically unable to, lmao.
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Because fucking a pooner carries consequences...especially if you find yourself a baby daddy. I also forgot to mention this author casually, or subtly, admitted Soap tricked his former partners. It is never explained how Soap fucked other people, and with what.
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Users here who have visited the SRS horrors thread, or visited any Tranny Sideshows thread, are aware that pooners on T get dried up vaginas. I have to wonder how they are getting this wet. Normally for outrageous smut fics like this, you can dismiss the outrageously big dicks in this (IRL they would cause tears), but the pooner shit just evokes a primal reaction.
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If you think the size difference is funny, believe me, it's going to get worse.
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In this fic, Soap's enlarged clitoris is described as a 'cock', as they usually are in these fics, and note how comically small it is compared to Ghost's 12'' cock. Pure comedy.
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"How big his lieutenant's cock looks bumped against his"

That's gotta hurt, especially to a pooner's pride, having that three inch micro 'penis' get compared to a true and honest (White) Man Dingo. The subtle implications of the white man's cock being supreme, you have to love it.

The dysphoria is clearly so bad Soap knows his place as a natural born woman is to get fucked.
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"Unable to overpower his lieutenant"

Gotta be that manlet power. 5'7 and still not as strong as a natal male. Nature is a TERF.

Ghost's hands can encircle those birthing hips, too.
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I'll be honest and say I don't mind the size difference kink. However, for pooners, it makes it even more comical because it reminds you, deep down, that these are tiny women getting fucked by huge men and the pooners writing it are trying to tell you it's gay sex.

Soap being on a pill was an interesting note, because the author stated that Soap was going 'stealth'. His superiors would've known he was on T, and someone would've had to provide the birth control pills. Not to mention most birth control pills contain estrogen. I'd love to say this author is retarded, but yes, she is retarded.
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How validating must it be to learn that your T-enhanced clit is still smaller than a man's thumb? How embarrassing, these pooners don't even know.
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"That's what a proper sized cock feels like"

Ouch. That's gotta hurt. Being reminded of your shortcomings and how that 3'' clit is not a penis. You also have to admire that the only thing pooners are good for - as exemplified here and by other fics - is sucking dick, getting fucked, choking on dick, and getting pregnant. There's definitely a trend there.
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I wonder why. It couldn't possibly be because most men aren't into fucking sandpaper vaginas. Or that gay men don't actually like pussy. Who knew?
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Are these pooners aware the dick can't go past the cervix? And that pinching it hurts like hell? No, because they hate their female anatomy and remain blissfully ignorant of it, despite retweeting and reblogging things surrounding reproductive rights.

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Nothing manlier than feeling your bodily autonomy being taken away by a 6'7 man fucking the shit out of your pussy. Can't imagine how this little manlet wasn't clocked sooner.

What do you think the response was to such easy clocking? This:
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My, my. There was even a Twitter thread, too!
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"Ugh, get a life!"
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It's just a spicy straight fic that would get zero attention were it a simple het fic. But "gay" men fucking sandpaper pussy gets you all the likes and favourites.

"Where do people find the time?" Down time, mostly, and it's fun to mock pooners.
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Pissing off TERFs is a national past time.
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Fun fact about Sharkfinns up there: they are another they/she/pooner, who specializes in art history and leather culture. Claims to participate in the handkerchief code.

You also have to laugh at the 'incomprehensible whining' bit - these people always project. Leander there has some interesting art that I will be posting to the SJW art thread.
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Indeed, we all lust over obese manlets with dog ears on their chests. After all, we're all just lusting over doods like these:
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We are just so jealous.

Alright, on a lighter note. Here's a fanficcer doing something she's not supposed to do, asking commissions for fics:
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And this poor lad.
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I wasn't aware that there was Call of Duty fanfiction much less romantic. A game revolving around the brutality of war focused on killing doesn't seem like that good of a setting. The size difference elements make sense for a pooner because many women(but not all) are into men much taller than them. A whole foot is pretty nuts though.

I really don't get the cock comparison thing. I would never do that even if I was gay.

Is this what women think men are like with their genitalia? I don't care how big another guy who I'm friends with is, and even if I had a boyfriend I probably wouldn't. I suppose it's the depth thing with MtF in the same vein.
 
A game revolving around the brutality of war focused on killing doesn't seem like that good of a setting.
...I'll mark you down as a "no" answer for the "do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield" poll, but you should probably review the list of fandoms on your site of choice. Games full of burly dudes having a bad time are prime fodder for stories where you can write about 2+ of said dudes cuddling instead.

Or one of them secretly being a foot shorter and ready to get impregnated, de gustibus etc.
 
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