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not all fanfiction is bad
there are some i legitimately like
fanfiction is a very weird medium that can operate on a meta-level and it's the weirdest pay-off when it uses elements from all around to do its own thing in a way only a fan would recognize

Unironically, there are some better than most modern media, not like that's saying much though.
Yeah, good fic relies so heavily on whatever IP it's based on that being able to file off the serial numbers and sell it as original fiction is the sign of a bad fic. A good fic is tied into its universe so well that, even if it's an AU, removing identifyinge elements of the source material would make it incoherent. If you can rename a character to an OC name then that means you wrote the character out-of-character.
Good fic feels like an episode of the show (or chapter of the book, or cutscene of the game, or whatever) with probably some extra sex or at least making out thrown in. (My favorite reviews I ever get on my own fics are from people saying they feel like they're watching an episode of the show! :heart-full:) Trying to rework a good fic to be "original fiction" would be like if someone took your favorite movie and recast all the actors and slapped a different title on it... but kept everything else the same. It'd be shitty!

That's talking about good fic, of course. Most of the fics we've posted here you could change all the character names to OC names and have it make just as much sense in its ostensible universe as it already does.
 
Yeah, good fic relies so heavily on whatever IP it's based on that being able to file off the serial numbers and sell it as original fiction is the sign of a bad fic. A good fic is tied into its universe so well that, even if it's an AU, removing identifyinge elements of the source material would make it incoherent. If you can rename a character to an OC name then that means you wrote the character out-of-character.
Good fic feels like an episode of the show (or chapter of the book, or cutscene of the game, or whatever) with probably some extra sex or at least making out thrown in. (My favorite reviews I ever get on my own fics are from people saying they feel like they're watching an episode of the show! :heart-full:) Trying to rework a good fic to be "original fiction" would be like if someone took your favorite movie and recast all the actors and slapped a different title on it... but kept everything else the same. It'd be shitty!

That's talking about good fic, of course. Most of the fics we've posted here you could change all the character names to OC names and have it make just as much sense in its ostensible universe as it already does.
Those are always a gem to read. Even more if the author manages to actually improve the quality of the writing, add or deduct things that could have made a scene or two better, or even make changes to the rules of a world that makes it more consistent.

Unfortunately, that actually takes skill, which is a rarity I'm afraid.
 
not all fanfiction is bad
there are some i legitimately like
fanfiction is a very weird medium that can operate on a meta-level and it's the weirdest pay-off when it uses elements from all around to do its own thing in a way only a fan would recognize

Unironically, there are some better than most modern media, not like that's saying much though.
I’ve actually read some good fanfics that manage to play around with the dynamics and worlds of what they’re based on and bring new perspectives to things. The problem is to make something like that you have to put in effort and time whereas most people are content writing weird smut, or worse, fetish stories
 
Hey, depending on franchise, you can write something that fits very well into the universe and still have it be a fucked up fetish story! Excluding things that are already kinda fetishy to begin with (like certain video games, Fear and Loathing I think is what one is called?) there's always Star Trek, which literally in and of itself pretty much invented certain tropes like mating cycles, fuck or die, sex pollen... hell, I just found an officially licensed novel that literally reads like very early A/B/O, published in 1977. I imagine that the editor for that book had to cut out a LOT of references to dicks.
Novel's called "The Price of the Phoenix" by Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath, btw. I haven't finished it yet but it's made me wonder if licensed novels for big franchises should be included in this thread, too. (It'd be kinda difficult to post excerpt though.)
 
I’ve actually read some good fanfics that manage to play around with the dynamics and worlds of what they’re based on and bring new perspectives to things. The problem is to make something like that you have to put in effort and time whereas most people are content writing weird smut, or worse, fetish stories
I'm a big fan of the author expanding on the setting as he writes his own story. Give the rest of the world some depth and add some that wasn't there originally. Of course, as you said, that requires effort.
 
Hey, depending on franchise, you can write something that fits very well into the universe and still have it be a fucked up fetish story!
That’s true, but I’m more talking about the stuff I posted earlier where someone just shoehorned in their gore / fart fetish into pre-existing IPs and created unreadable nonsense. The fanfics I posted earlier are perfect examples of this. I watched konosuba a very long time ago (didn’t enjoy it, but that’s neither here nor there) and I’m somewhat familiar with Fire Emblem through cultural osmosis and I can tell you pretty bluntly that neither of those fit very well with fart/slob fetishism or snuff/guro. Konosuba is a show for a completely different type of weird sex pervert and Fire Emblem seems relatively innocent just by nature of it being a Nintendo IP. I know the snuff fanfic dude has a konosuba fanfic series but they all looked somehow even worse than his normal shit, and they also involved the only characters I liked being brutally killed. This means that there’s basically no value in the writing besides weird porn.
 
That’s true, but I’m more talking about the stuff I posted earlier where someone just shoehorned in their gore / fart fetish into pre-existing IPs and created unreadable nonsense. The fanfics I posted earlier are perfect examples of this. I watched konosuba a very long time ago (didn’t enjoy it, but that’s neither here nor there) and I’m somewhat familiar with Fire Emblem through cultural osmosis and I can tell you pretty bluntly that neither of those fit very well with fart/slob fetishism or snuff/guro. Konosuba is a show for a completely different type of weird sex pervert and Fire Emblem seems relatively innocent just by nature of it being a Nintendo IP. I know the snuff fanfic dude has a konosuba fanfic series but they all looked somehow even worse than his normal shit, and they also involved the only characters I liked being brutally killed. This means that there’s basically no value in the writing besides weird porn.
Revenge fics, betrayal fics, snuff fics...futa fics. All manner of fetish fics.

I have the ff app in my phone to be able to read offline, but there is a very good reason I limit my library to fics that I not only like, but won't get me on a watchlist, shamed by friends and family, or have me feeling like I want to kill myself whenever I look in a mirror.
 
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If you enjoy purposely shitty fics with perfectly timed comedic misspellings, or if you just wanted to giggle while on your lunch break, give this glorious fanfic a chance.​
Soli Snake was oj grundr, however, he did not wan t the people of his life to know he was on, as this was a thing that could much destroy his career. This saddend Snake deeply, he craved a man in hes life, if his proffesionall life could'nt allow for a boyfriend he love with much his heart, surly at least he could be able to have a sex, indeed it was not at the time of marriage but thought much of he is basically married to the joh, he deserves a sexual relese. Snake made hisngrindr account, Discreet Virgin. Snake was embarass, he was a virgin even at 34 year old. Emmerich would tell him of the time he lost his virginiry, and snake would get an errction imagining los8ng his virginity also, he was madly in love with Emmerich, he wanted to sex with him, but however he knew he coul'dnt do this because his straight. Snake would spy on emmerich making out with woman, and he would get erection in his pants, filled with much anger and jealousy, and also love and lust, he would be filled with mad at them for not being with Snakc, however he was also of understanding that this is what there bodies souls and heart craved, just like he crave Emmerich, he was greatful but also very horny and sexually attracted, and he would masterbate furiously imagineing them while crying in the toilet in a feeling of understanding anger sadness and lust. He would use the anger and grrat sadness in his hands to masterbate furiously filling his hands and penis with an energy of a yin yang both anger and sad balanced by understanding and love and lust. Finally, Snake decided he needs to meet man in his life, and finished downloading grindr





when he was on it, He saw a man with a nice photo. This man was of the kind of man Snake wanted. His name was Raiden, he could'nt belive raiden was gay also, yes he was not as atttactive as Emmerich, but he was still atractive man. He fit all the qualities Snake wante in a man. Attractive, good-looking, sexually attractive, physically attractive, sexy, and hot. He could not take it anymore and he messaged and arranged hookup at there house.



The house

Snake was at house, waiting to meet Raiden. Raiden was takeing long time to get his clothe on and dreess, wich Snake found suspisious because the idea was to take clothes OF not ONTO. Finally, Raiden at the door, and took his metal armor thingy off. Snake rubbed Raiden nipple, in very manly and masculine way. "Oh, Snack, you finger feel so manly and masculine and sexy! I cannot belive you are virgin you are like this of you did this everyday!" "Yes, because I imagine sex everyday all my life so I am experient already!" "That is hot!" shout Raden back, them Snake say "You want to see of more masculine?" then he grab the most mas uline thing he had out, her gun, and he put the gun on Raiden eenis and fire it, making raiden circumcise from the foreskin of shot and fall off, then he lower down and suck raiden penis. "Ohh, Snak!!!" cryed Raiden in much pleasure and love. "Mmmh mphhhmv said Snake because he was choking on cock.



"Now is my turn to bottom" said Raiden, then he got up, Raiden got ass out, and Snake thrust pennis into his ass and cum! It was so very sexy he could'nt last long, he ejaculate in fericoiously so quickl! "snake, You prematurely shoot your load! But is okay, your still new to this" then snake rest his hand on the wall, to break from all the sex, and felt cum on his hands. "What...? Why my cum on wall? i remember cum you ass!"



Then Snake realized, why this felt like catfish even if felt like real. A nefarious bastard was hypnotic Snakes mind, to make him feel lik he was fucking Raien, when he was actually cumming on wall and rubbing nipple of someone that is'nt there by tojching wall, he snap out of he brain washing, and caught himself in the middle of humping the wall, and stoped.





"Psycho Mantis, you piece of basterd!" shouter snake filled with much anger and betrayal. "Who isnPsycho mantis?" replied raiden "Raiden would bever say that you fake bitfh!" then he PUNCH RAIDEN TO BLOODY PULP. Ten, the hallucinate of Raiden ganished, he meerly beat a spiritual entity, not a real, and Psycho Mantis walk out.



"Ahh, Snake, but I gave you what you wanted, did'nt you? I gave you sexual releese! Now you will no longer meddle.my plan thanks to this I give you!" "Psycho Mantis you catfish insecure loser, I wanted a real! Not a fake simulation!" "You want real man? okay, then psycho mantis unzip his pants, Solid Snake lower mouth to Psycho's penis, and ferociously masterbate and grab Psycjo Mantis penis. "I can read you mind, you like to do it rouhg dont ou? Well i do to! Hahahahaa" then Solid Snack punched Psucho Mantis penis, "Hahaha ado it roughrr" then, Snake gtab the tip of psycho mantis penis, pull it firm and grab firm, then pull up ward, pull the penis off entirely and leaving nothing like bone. "Noooo! Snake, this is to far! This is not what i am in to!" "You do'nt care I only into Daiden< I dont care yu! You deserve it you son of a shit!" then he grabbed Psycho Mantis side, and turn him over, then pull pant down and start thruzting his penis in his ass, "Moans do it more!x shout Psychi Mantis and Snake kept doing more and more until Psycho Mantis ass was bleed, and Snake p3nis was coverd in blood, like that of a deadly asasin. "Oh to bad Hahaha! Snake laughted sadisticly, it looks like you drew some blood, well, We might as well draw all youblood now, I want to keep piece of you in me, I love you Psycho Mantis, but I am also feeled sith rage snd anger at you for lieing to me. I will get best of both world by keep you for me forever while you cant lie to me any again!" "I can read youmind that kink sounds to fart!!" thn Snake grabed his gun out his pocket, and shot fresh bullet hole in Psycho Mantis exposed flesh of his outfit, then, he grabed a knife and cut at the bits of his flesh, slicing up and downwards to create eben bigger gash andhole in the skin, until it was hole big enough to fit his pennis. Then, Snake stick his penis in his wound, and started cumming in it, Psycho Mantis started cumming out his penis to, he was arouse and had extrmee kink so was enjoy this, and Snakes penis started bleeding also, there was a tiny flood of cum and blood on the house of this once holy former chutch, the blood and semen former together to create a most strange color, tainting the floor, as a metafor for the violence and sex tainting the mind of formerly Godly people. Then, Snske had enoughm He had his fun. It was time to end it, bu5 keep s piexe of his belloved with him. He gently peeled off bits of Psycho Mantis flesh, and ate them, licking the blood and cum of it with much desire, as Psycho Mantis wached. He then moved to Psycho Mantiss penis, and riped off it. He licked the boood leaking from a dick hole like that of a predator playing with its prey, then he pull off Psycho Manti mask, and insert Psycho Mantis shreded peni into his mouth, "Muh muh muh he couldn'nt talk due to sucking, Psycho Mantis I mean Solid Snake your so very unpredicting, even if I can read you're mind!" "Haha!" they laughed together, then Snake shot psycho mantis in the head so he could cum in the headhsot wound. then there was an ambulance. "Hello, I am here because I heard a report." said the nurse, and she feeled Psycho Mantis pulse. "Psycho Mantis is dead." "What....?!" cryed Solid snake and he got on ground crying, "But this was the first man I ever love!!" "did you tell him that at least?" "no.... No!! my mind was so fixated on the fact were enemeies,,, I could'nt allow myself to enjoy.....!" then he crier, he was back at his office, scrolling on grindr, knowing he could not find another man that infuriate him, piss him off, sadden him, trick him, but hest of all,,,, loved him, for all these trates were that of a good human man, for imperfection is wha5 makes us perfect. Snake cried, and grabed his gun, and held it up to his head. it was his fault Psycho Mantis had died. If only he was open minded to relationship with enemy of him he had sex sith on grinxr, but sadly, is to late, then,,, he grabbed gun, and put near his head "If he had to go, then I should join my soulmate in whatever dimension he is! I do not deserve to live, grindr has made me monster! I no longer value my fellow human being, but merely see them as object for my sick evil twisted fetish!!" and he pull trigger, Snakes brains flied at the eall of his office cubicle, and his phone was at grindr, the blood fell on the phone, representing the indirect bloodshed caused by immorality life style such as hook-up culture. Then, what was there? Noyhingness...? Heaven...? hell....? Reincarnate....? or something else....? Nobody in snakes cucbible knew, for they were foolishly not focus on their eternal destination, they did not have the answer to such question they ponder, and nether did Snake until to late. For this behavior is what happens when you are lost and without The Guidance of the Lord, who love us dearly, but we continue to harm us our loved ones and the world, by rebeling against our Creator, for grindr is responsible for men to see other men not as beautiful companion that love them with all their soul but as objects of lusts to throw away and treat like garbage, not caring of the dedication and care you gave, like that traitorous depraved bitch Aaron, but God will love you for ever and ever.



A reminder of God's love for us:

John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, as to give his only begotten Son; that whosoever believeth in him, may not perish, but may have life everlasting."

Tbe end

Amen.

TL;DR: snake is a v1rgin with r@ge and hooks up with raiden (sekretly psiko mantits) whom he circumcises with his gun.
 
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Revenge fics, betrayal fics, snuff fics...futa fics. All manner of fetish fics.
Revenge fics I feel like could be good if they were written in a clever way. I could definitely see it as a way to kind of emotionally resolve a "bad ending" of sorts and satisfy the desire to see the hero win. Same for betrayal fics. Snuff, futa, and any of the like are all just horrifying to read, there's no deeper meaning there. It's just disturbing and incredibly depressing for the sake of being disturbing and incredibly depressing. That's why I don't post excerpts from snuff fics, they really aren't funny or even gross like some of the other stuff I post, they're just really really fucking depressing. Primarily because the author is getting off to the pain and suffering of the girls he's writing about over anything else. It's one thing to fantasize about horrible smelling fat women and autistic NBA players, it's another thing to fetishize some of the most brutal acts you could commit on another human being.
I have the ff app in my phone to be able to read offline, but there is a very good reason I limit my library to fics that I not only like, but won't get me on a watchlist, shamed by friends and family, or have me feeling like I want to kill myself whenever I look in a mirror.
I actually had one AO3 fanfic I enjoyed reading for a while until it veered off into Harem territory. Not as disturbing as the other stuff I've posted here, it just took away from what I felt like it did best which was fix the writing of the show it was based off of by taking itself a lot more seriously.
 
I actually had one AO3 fanfic I enjoyed reading for a while until it veered off into Harem territory. Not as disturbing as the other stuff I've posted here, it just took away from what I felt like it did best which was fix the writing of the show it was based off of by taking itself a lot more seriously.
which one was this?
 
I cannot understand this at all. Even if you know you can't logically achieve this in real life, one has to have a level of shame to realize how inherently disgusting this actually is. Man or woman.
What I don't understand is the sheer fucking delusion thinking romance is possible in a situation like that. There has never once existed a harem where genuine love took place. Maybe, and that's a big maybe, a threesome with one man and two women as ménage a trois was about how the creator of Wonder Woman was banging his assistant and his wife, who went on to live with each other after he died.
 
There has never once existed a harem where genuine love took place.
Humans realistically can’t love more than one person at a time. Most of the time it’s just a sexual fantasy. I feel like the problem is when anyone tries to present it as anything more than just horny guys who want a section option when their wife isn’t in the mood or vice versa.

Even if it wasn’t disgusting it would still be completely unbelievable as a form of romance. I’ve never been a romantic fiction guy by any means but I always felt like the appeal there was a “will they won’t they” with a guy and a girl (or a guy and another guy if you’re weird). Not “will he with this girl but not with this other girl?”
 
Can't speak to fic, but harem animes that garner female fanbases tend to have the "harem" be non-literal and it's more like a guy has a shitload of love interests and eventually picks just one. Girls like these kinds of plots because they project onto the winner girl and imagine bagging a man who has tons of other girls interested in him but he picks her, exclusively.
Men are just horny.
 
Can't speak to fic, but harem animes that garner female fanbases tend to have the "harem" be non-literal and it's more like a guy has a shitload of love interests and eventually picks just one.
That, or the guy gets a shitload of girls that want him and the guy is such a doormat that he can't tell them to leave even when he's clearly only interested in one.

Is it just me or do these protagonists also tend to have little personality and defining traits? All I can think of is "he cares about the girls" but then that's every harem protagonist ever.

This is also an issue in the many, many harem fics you find on sites like Wattpad. Usually the protagonist is a reader insert Mary Sue.
 
That, or the guy gets a shitload of girls that want him and the guy is such a doormat that he can't tell them to leave even when he's clearly only interested in one.
To be honest, I think the fact that he's a doormat is part of the appeal. I mean, if you're the type of girl who gets off on a guy picking you over a hoarde of other girls, you probably also get off on the concept of him doing whatever you tell him to.
 
Hey, depending on franchise, you can write something that fits very well into the universe and still have it be a fucked up fetish story! Excluding things that are already kinda fetishy to begin with (like certain video games, Fear and Loathing I think is what one is called?) there's always Star Trek, which literally in and of itself pretty much invented certain tropes like mating cycles, fuck or die, sex pollen... hell, I just found an officially licensed novel that literally reads like very early A/B/O, published in 1977. I imagine that the editor for that book had to cut out a LOT of references to dicks.
Novel's called "The Price of the Phoenix" by Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath, btw. I haven't finished it yet but it's made me wonder if licensed novels for big franchises should be included in this thread, too. (It'd be kinda difficult to post excerpt though.)
Yeah, those two nutjobs basically invented slash and actually published three more pro Trek books with varying amounts of it. They also got themselves trespassed from Paramount for being creepy. And told David Gerrold he knew nothing about gay male relationships. They wrote a bio of Shatner that creeped him out so much he bought the copyright and buried it. Fanlore.org has much to say about their shenanigans.
 
Yeah, those two nutjobs basically invented slash and actually published three more pro Trek books with varying amounts of it. They also got themselves trespassed from Paramount for being creepy. And told David Gerrold he knew nothing about gay male relationships. They wrote a bio of Shatner that creeped him out so much he bought the copyright and buried it. Fanlore.org has much to say about their shenanigans.
The fact that this kind of shit happened is exactly why I love the old pocket novels so much tbh.
 
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