This is the most autistic story I have wasted my time translating:
LOLA BUNNY'S STORY
(PART 1)
*LOLA BUNNY'S DIARY*> I live with my mother, my name is Lola Bunny ( I am a rabbit from the Looney Tunes), I like to play basketball and I also like to live with my mother.
One day, a friend of my mom came to our house and, suddenly, when I saw him, I fell in love.
He calls himself Fabiano Bunny Honorato (He is a human)...
Even being really shy, I go to him and I strike a conversation with him...
I really liked him, he is kind and very pacient...
He also liked me...
I was overwhelmingly happy in that moment...
I thought I'd die of joy...
My mom also liked him a lot, but only as a friend...
Sorry for the shortness here. I can't handle such autism on my own.