🐮 Lolcow Fabiano Honorato

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Black Sonichu said:
I survived the Turkey story. I am ready to go darker yet.
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Well then Gentleman, prepare yourself. This could get ugly.

Da Pickle Monsta said:
Are we ready to journey deep into the hearts and depths of man? I don't know.

"The horror. The horror . . ."
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Are we gonna survive sir? Are we gonna make it? I can't really get through these without some mock. Please tell me we'll make it.
 
c-no said:
Are we gonna survive sir? Are we gonna make it? I can't really get through these without some mock. Please tell me we'll make it.
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You don't understand, son. We're already dead. Your body just doesn't know it yet.
 
Marella said:
Fabiano!
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No.... No..... I just want something that won't make me dead already.... Anyway, Is there gonna be a translation? I'm kinda curious at seeing what it is.
 
This is already a favorite of mine. He's walking around in public, in a mall, searching for My Little Pony stuff to buy and talking to himself. I'd transcribe what he's saying but it's mostly the same rambling about the lack of Pony products in there and how it's so hard to find them.


Marella said:
Not yet.

Me and Dork of Ages are thinking about translating his fanfic about him and Lola Bunny get married. Pure gold, I tell you.
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If you need help with that, let me know.
 
Yawning Squirtle said:
This is already a favorite of mine. He's walking around in public, in a mall, searching for My Little Pony stuff to buy and talking to himself. I'd transcribe what he's saying but it's mostly the same rambling about the lack of Pony products in there and how it's so hard to find them.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gB3IjGHo5cE

If you need help with that, let me know.
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Actually, I was talking to Dork of Ages, we will need your help on this thread. You're up? ;)
 
Oh man, he has pedo glasses too!! IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT :cryblood:
I'd love to see you three tackle his fanfic, I can't help with the nitty gritty but I wish you the best of luck :D
 
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Fabiano wrote a My Little Pony fic about him and Rainbow Dash fighting Dischord.

Harvey Kent said:
What's with Lola Bunny? She's not that popular in the US, because she was invented in the 90's when the classic age of Looney Tunes was the 30s-50s. Did he just grow up on Space Jam?
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Yes, we think you're right sir.
He did grew up on Space Jam because Lola isn't that popular here neither.
 
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It's a ritual to talk to Princess Celestia from My Little Pony. I can try translating the description, but it'll be rather crude. If anyone can translate it better, I'd appreciate it.


"How to talk to Princess Celestia
REALLY WORKS
watch the video until the end and pay ATTENTION

Some don't believe it, some do
it's a split opinion
but... IT REALLY WORKS
some can't accept that, and it's hard for them to do so
but what can I do?
call Celestia so I can film us both? that won't work, because the cops will find out and capture her.
You know how people are, can't accept certain things."

  • Get either on top of your bed or on the floor
  • Turn off the lights, block out all sounds and close your eyes
  • Focus hard and ask Celestia to talk to her. Remember, evil forces will be trying to stop you from talking to Celestia so keep trying.
  • When you manage to contact Celestia, ask her whatever you'd like.

Remember to never give up, because "friendship is magic, and in face of true friendship, evil always loses"(his own words).
 
Organic Fapcup said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Q72S_QnQjU
It's a ritual to talk to Princess Celestia from My Little Pony. I can try translating the description, but it'll be rather crude. If anyone can translate it better, I'd appreciate it.


"How to talk to Princess Celestia
REALLY WORKS
watch the video until the end and pay ATTENTION

Some don't believe it, some do
it's a split opinion
but... IT REALLY WORKS
some can't accept that, and it's hard for them to do so
but what can I do?
call Celestia so I can film us both? that won't work, because the cops will find out and capture her.
You know how people are, can't accept certain things."

  • Get either on top of your bed or on the floor
  • Turn off the lights, block out all sounds and close your eyes
  • Focus hard and ask Celestia to talk to her. Remember, evil forces will be trying to stop you from talking to Celestia so keep trying.
  • When you manage to contact Celestia, ask her whatever you'd like.

Remember to never give up, because "friendship is magic, and in face of true friendship, evil always loses"(his own words).
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Thanks a lot for bringing this :heart-full:,
I'll write a transcript out of this one someday.
 
This is the most autistic story I have wasted my time translating:

LOLA BUNNY'S STORY
(PART 1)
*LOLA BUNNY'S DIARY*> I live with my mother, my name is Lola Bunny ( I am a rabbit from the Looney Tunes), I like to play basketball and I also like to live with my mother.
One day, a friend of my mom came to our house and, suddenly, when I saw him, I fell in love.
He calls himself Fabiano Bunny Honorato (He is a human)...
Even being really shy, I go to him and I strike a conversation with him...
I really liked him, he is kind and very pacient...
He also liked me...
I was overwhelmingly happy in that moment...
I thought I'd die of joy...
My mom also liked him a lot, but only as a friend...
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Sorry for the shortness here. I can't handle such autism on my own.

http://fabianohonorato.blogspot.com.br/2012/08/a-historia-da-lola-bunny-parte-1_10.html
Ta aqui o resto da historia, para os BR que tem a coragem de enfrentar essa bosta

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Updated the first post adding a few more of the translation for Part 1. Will be updating the translation for this week.
 
Marella said:
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Fabiano wrote a My Little Pony fic about him and Rainbow Dash fighting Dischord.
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Is it wrong I have a feeling that this fic of his might involve him marrying RD or even trying to get down with her?

Dork Of Ages said:
This is the most autistic story I have wasted my time translating:

LOLA BUNNY'S STORY
(PART 1)
*LOLA BUNNY'S DIARY*> I live with my mother, my name is Lola Bunny ( I am a rabbit from the Looney Tunes), I like to play basketball and I also like to live with my mother.
One day, a friend of my mom came to our house and, suddenly, when I saw him, I fell in love.
He calls himself Fabiano Bunny Honorato (He is a human)...
Even being really shy, I go to him and I strike a conversation with him...
I really liked him, he is kind and very pacient...
He also liked me...
I was overwhelmingly happy in that moment...
I thought I'd die of joy...
My mom also liked him a lot, but only as a friend...
​


Sorry for the shortness here. I can't handle such autism on my own.

http://fabianohonorato.blogspot.com.br/2012/08/a-historia-da-lola-bunny-parte-1_10.html
Ta aqui o resto da historia, para os BR que tem a coragem de enfrentar essa bosta

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Oh boy, I'm sure this was painful to translate. You deserve a like for translating this thing.

Organic Fapcup said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Q72S_QnQjU
It's a ritual to talk to Princess Celestia from My Little Pony. I can try translating the description, but it'll be rather crude. If anyone can translate it better, I'd appreciate it.


"How to talk to Princess Celestia
REALLY WORKS
watch the video until the end and pay ATTENTION

Some don't believe it, some do
it's a split opinion
but... IT REALLY WORKS
some can't accept that, and it's hard for them to do so
but what can I do?
call Celestia so I can film us both? that won't work, because the cops will find out and capture her.
You know how people are, can't accept certain things."

  • Get either on top of your bed or on the floor
  • Turn off the lights, block out all sounds and close your eyes
  • Focus hard and ask Celestia to talk to her. Remember, evil forces will be trying to stop you from talking to Celestia so keep trying.
  • When you manage to contact Celestia, ask her whatever you'd like.

Remember to never give up, because "friendship is magic, and in face of true friendship, evil always loses"(his own words).
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Kinda makes one wonder if he might not be mentally sane. With that said, I'm curious as to whether or not he spergs about the show.
 
When my mom would leave again, I would talk with Fabiano...
I didn't know, but he was in love with me...
And his parents also forbid him from meeting with me and talking with me...
One day, Fabiano agreed with me to go to the park to date in secret...
But I had to go disguised, cuz if our parents discover that, we would be screwed!
We didn't take notice, but the gossiby neighbor told everything and we were fucked...
My mom beat me a lot...
Fabiano got grounded...
We were very distressed...
But we couldn't give up...
Not now!
Our love couldn't be impossible
This love IS possible!!! "To want is to have power"
 
Dork Of Ages said:
When my mom would leave again, I would talk with Fabiano...
I didn't know, but he was in love with me...
And his parents also forbid him from meeting with me and talking with me...
One day, Fabiano agreed with me to go to the park to date in secret...
But I had to go disguised, cuz if our parents discover that, we would be screwed!
We didn't take notice, but the gossiby neighbor told everything and we were fucked...
My mom beat me a lot...
Fabiano got grounded...
We were very distressed...
But we couldn't give up...
Not now!
Our love couldn't be impossible
This love IS possible!!! "To want is to have power"
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From his fanfiction involving a cartoon rabbit, right? I honestly hope her father is like Fermina's father from Love in the Time of Cholera, taking his daughter away. Unlike Fermina's father, this guy takes her away from a man that wouldn't give her a good life.
 
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