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pinkbutterfly said:
"But this allows me to make unhealthy choices...?"

"Is my TDEE the same even if I eat at McDonald's?"
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She doesn't get it. She didn't get to 560lbs by eating healthy. Healthy choices are not what she likes, and cutting out everything she likes will send her on a massive binge. She needs a caloric deficit. She could eat 3 fast food meals a day at 800 calories each and still have room for a couple of Optavia bars (or candy bars, or small bag of chips, whatever) as snacks.
 
I fucking ADORE JPmetz; been following her for so long I think like 12 years nearly. She is sagacious, fair, you can tell she is starting to tire of Amber and her excuses.

I like Mike and Zachary BUT MULTIPLE, MULTIPLE times they have ripped stuff from Kiwi and even some of my things like the Eric and Ricky moving out theory and just general stuff from well known posters on this bored.

Its why I love Cxnt or there is one that is a trained psych and watches Amber. Also Foxxy Mess is fun.
 
raritycunt said:
Yeah a few people dont really care for Zachary or Michael which is kinda fair; both overreact to the point that its not genuine, both powerlevel to fuck about their lives and both think they're more important than they actually are. If I hear "MA'AMMMM" one more damn time....
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Call me simple, but I love the MA'AMMing!
 
pecansandies said:
I just stan from now until the end of time. Brief history lesson for the people who don't know: Back in the day, Justine/JPmetz was youtube royalty in that she had (has?) a cult-like following, her "minions" She had an anti-guru channel, with makeup tutorials that were never about makeup, but often some kind of rant or commentary on other shit that was going on, with ZERO instruction on the actual makeup. This was around the same time as Michelle Phan and Kandee, who were the positive, bubbly, over-explaining yin to Justine's "nah I'm not telling you how to apply this - my viewers couldn't solve a two-piece puzzle" yang. At the time, it was hard to tell if it was a character or she was just the personification of anxiety/depression (OR BOLTH). Turns out it was (mostly) a character. Then some personal stuff went down and she mostly abandoned her main channel and ditched the negative character.

Probably my favourite, and most noteworthy video of hers:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U8aLGA4K1DM
She was also one of the first youtubers (that I can recall, at least) that called Onision out on his bullshit

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8lCJF7TD8Kg
this was back in 2010 and all you need to do is interchange the specifics of the drama, and it's still relevant

Part of me wishes she would get back into her old groove but I think she said that being that negative was bringing her down because it's not really her. She's always gonna be Queen Justine, and I'm always gonna be a minion. In the tsunami of fake, over-produced horseshit that is youtube these days, her old videos are even more enjoyable now.

Anyways, that's why Justine is fantastic. I'll take my dumb/autistic/late ratings for this post with pride
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She is great and it seems like she's getting really tired of the shit and she's been doing this for a hot minute so that's hard to do.
 
Whatthefuck said:
Poor O2B has no idea what he's gotten himself into. Oh my stars and garters, he's going to rue the day he ever did a video about her.
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As much as I sympathize with the guy -- he does seem like a decent dude -- he didn't exactly do his due diligence here, did he? And although I'm sure he mostly offered to help out of the goodness of his heart, this probably seemed like a good way to promote himself to her 100k+ subscribers. No hate, but my sympathy is tempered somewhat.

Meanwhile, we all know where this is headed and @Turd Blossom already said it best:

Turd Blossom said:
A day in the life of Amber's dietician (as told through texts):
  • 2pm: "I just got up. Should I intermediately fast until 5pm or do I go straight to IHOP for bacons?"
  • 4pm: "Sorry to bug you, but for my 2nd meal, Becky is refusing to take me to any restaurants with healthy options. Which is healthier: Sonny's or the Chinese Buffet? Pls hurry, I'm STARVING."
  • 4:30pm: "One more quick question.. If I only eat half of this double order of macaroni and cheese and eat the rest at home can I apply it to tomorrow's calories?"
  • 5:00pm: "Since I never heard back from you, I had pie and ice cream. I'm starting to feel like you're not committed to my journey"
  • 7pm: "Hey girl! Thanks for the information about ice cream. Obviously milkshakes are ok though?"
  • 7:30pm: "Getting ready for my 3rd meal of the day! Becky's out getting us Subway. I'm getting a footlong per usual but this time I'm NOT getting the cookie and Sprite combo! Baby steps! P.S. If I eat it on a blue plate do you think that will help?"
  • 8:30pm: "What are your thoughts on drinking water out of a gallon jug vs. Pioneer Woman glasses"
  • 8:45pm: "Are you mad at me?"
  • 9:30pm: "Still waiting for that water feedback, but also need some advice (urgent!). Rickie and Eric just made some Crockpot Chocolate-Chip Condensed tard cum and Cream Cocoa (#Goals!). Obviously I'm only having ONE mug, but should I have whipped cream or marshmallows on it? Or can I have bolth? I've only had 3 meals today if you don't count that one I split in half."
  • 9:40pm: "Calories? I don't know the exact amount but I'm pretty much an expert at guesstimating and I'm well under my 2500, so I assume the marshmallow-whipped cream plan is a go! (P.S. Sorry for waking you up, but I thought this was a 24/7 type-deal.)"
  • 11:30pm: "I know you're asleep but I just wanted to let you know that Becky was being a bitch and I had an anxiety attack so I ate my emergency stash of Reese's Big cups. I think I'm just under my calorie limit for today. I don't know for sure, but that's your job, right? Anyway, a clean slate tomorrow."
  • 11:45pm: "Just reporting in that I did my steps. I walked ALL OVER the house! Unfortunately after I was done I realized that I had put a pink scrunchie on my wrist instead of my Fitbit, but you can ask Becky, I was walking up a storm!"
  • 1:30am: "Going to bed (trying to work on that insomnia, girl!), but wanted to let you know how proud of myself I am! I think this Baby-Steps deal is what works for me! So much better than Weight Watchers!"
  • 2:30am: "I don't know what happened! One minute I was dozing off, the next I was standing over Becky shouting at her to 'get her ass to Taco Bell or the Hot Topic Train was going to run out of tracks'. It's honestly not my fault, the Binge Monster took over. Normally I'd have a whole case of tacos, but I only ate 8 and put aside 4 for my 1st meal tomorrow. These baby steps are really helping but I can't help but think how successful I'd be if I had your help 24/7 like you promised. Becky thinks so too."
  • 1pm: "Are you there? Have a question about McMuffins."
  • 1:30pm: "Hello???"
  • 2pm: "I can't believe you let the haters scare you off, like whuuut?"
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ADHD said:
She doesn't get it. She didn't get to 560lbs by eating healthy. Healthy choices are not what she likes, and cutting out everything she likes will send her on a massive binge. She needs a caloric deficit. She could eat 3 fast food meals a day at 800 calories each and still have room for a couple of Optavia bars (or candy bars, or small bag of chips, whatever) as snacks.
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I completely agree. I don't know why she's so obsessed with eating healthy as part of her calorie counting or weight watchers endeavors. "When I'm counting calories it gives me permission to eat junk" so what? Eat some junk, stay in your calories, and enjoy your weight loss. It's another thing that angers me with these react channels as well when they have so many tiny complaints regarding the nutrition behind whatever plan she's on. It's not that complicated...
 
Is it just me or is Zachary Michael and MBP posting within an hour of each other the last few videos? I feel like I'm constantly seeing these bitches right on top of each other. I agree that ZM is more fun generally, so I usually skip MBP because its just the same information ZM covered 20-40 minutes prior.
 
GargoyleGorl said:
As much as I sympathize with the guy -- he does seem like a decent dude -- he didn't exactly do his due diligence here, did he? And although I'm sure he mostly offered to help out of the goodness of his heart, this probably seemed like a good way to promote himself to her 100k+ subscribers. No hate, but my sympathy is tempered somewhat.

Meanwhile, we all know where this is headed and @Turd Blossom already said it best:
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Agreed. Don't get me wrong, I think O2B is a really nice dude, but there is definitley some marketing involved here. His newest video is "Watch this if you want to lose weight (no B.S)" or something plus he talked about plans on making/probably selling personal tailored workout plans for people. Our gorl brought some traffic to his channel for sure. I mean, good for him and stuff, but there is definitley more than just "goodness of his heart" behind that video about her.
 
QueefQween said:
Agreed. Don't get me wrong, I think O2B is a really nice dude, but there is definitley some marketing involved here. His newest video is "Watch this if you want to lose weight (no B.S)" or something plus he talked about plans on making/probably selling personal tailored workout plans for people. Our gorl brought some traffic to his channel for sure. I mean, good for him and stuff, but there is definitley more than just "goodness of his heart" behind that video about her.
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At this point O2B has absolutely nothing to lose by trying to help AL. Her reputation for utter hamfisted fuckery is known far and wide, across all corners of the internet. Even if it all goes down in flames, literally no one will be running to Ambies side to coddle her because she did what the fuck ALR does. We all expect it and have seen it before and likely so has he. He'll just skim some subs off of her, wash his hands of the whole thing smelling like a rose. Why? Because AL is lazy, fat and lies. It's the only eternal constant.
 
pecansandies said:
Only AL commentator I fuck with is Justine/KickingGeese/JPmetz cause I been subscribed to her for a literal decade and always been a fan. It's just by coincidence that she's been making AL videos recently so I guess she now falls into that category. She also outright admits she comes here (JUSTINE IF YOU READ THIS I ADORE YOU BE MY FRIEND)
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Calling said:
KickingGeese is fun, she doesn't go for the jugular, but she is pretty straight up about some of the dumb shit AL does. She's like Zach but more low key and her videos make great background noise.
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I'd never watched her before now. Thanks for the suggestion. She seems pretty cool -- like @Calling said, good background noise (I really do need it) but every now and then she slips in this really sardonic, blink-and-you'll-miss-it line that makes me smile.

I do love a nice dry wit. :drink:

Katie's on her game.

 
ffs cry me a river for 02b. He's getting tens of thousands of new viewers, and they're all dumb ass bitches who don't use adblock.
 
I don't even think what he's doing is morally a good idea.

At best, if you're incredibly generous and ignore AL's shortcomings on the good-person front, he's basically giving someone with a severe eating disorder advice over the Internet.

That's dumb, fucked up, and potentially lethal. Anybody AL talks to who genuinely cares about her should be saying nothing but "go see a team of professionals". Messing around with generic "here's your TDEE!" advice is only delaying her getting that help.

He's way out of his depth, and saying he's trying to help is a cop-out. If he was doing this with someone severely underweight, people would be very worried about them getting advice from a stranger online instead of getting real help. And no, she doesn't have a restrictive ED, but she's in a very dangerous place in terms of what she's done to fuck up her body and mind.
 
pinkbutterfly said:
I don't even think what he's doing is morally a good idea.

At best, if you're incredibly generous and ignore AL's shortcomings on the good-person front, he's basically giving someone with a severe eating disorder advice over the Internet.

That's dumb, fucked up, and potentially lethal. Anybody AL talks to who genuinely cares about her should be saying nothing but "go see a team of professionals". Messing around with generic "here's your TDEE!" advice is only delaying her getting that help.

He's way out of his depth, and saying he's trying to help is a cop-out. If he was doing this with someone severely underweight, people would be very worried about them getting advice from a stranger online instead of getting real help. And no, she doesn't have a restrictive ED, but she's in a very dangerous place in terms of what she's done to fuck up her body and mind.
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But do we even know for sure O2B is helping her? IIRC he didn’t say in his video that he was going to help her, and I haven’t seen him address it since. After he made the video, she reached out to him. The only person blatantly stating he is helping her out is AL, and we all know she lies too much.

He should have done his due diligence and looked into her & her viewerbase a bit more before making the video. He made her out to be a sympathetic character who is just getting hate because she’s fat and having a hard time with weight loss. The fact that he’s new to AL (so he buys her bullshit), plus his much larger fanbase, is why she has glommed onto him so hard. Regardless of his intent, he’s going to regret wading into these waters, if he doesn’t already.
 
late post but, in Obesetobeast's video at 8:11 mark, he mentions he'd like to do a mini docu-series about helping someone lose weight but he also mentions how stressful it is to put a weight loss journey in front of people to watch and judge, so he doesn't want to put that much pressure on someone
does anyone else think he might offer to do this with Amberlynn? because well, she's been dealing with the hate for years now and she knows how to ignore it, she is familiar with the recording concept etc.
i think that'd be pretty funny to watch lmao
 
Bee Scout said:
late post but, in Obesetobeast's video at 8:11 mark, he mentions he'd like to do a mini docu-series about helping someone lose weight but he also mentions how stressful it is to put a weight loss journey in front of people to watch and judge, so he doesn't want to put that much pressure on someone
does anyone else think he might offer to do this with Amberlynn? because well, she's been dealing with the hate for years now and she knows how to ignore it, she is familiar with the recording concept etc.
i think that'd be pretty funny to watch lmao
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I don’t see it happening, Amber hasn’t lost a pound since she started YouTube, unless she gets the flu or took a shit. He would be wasting his time.
 
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