everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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I heard some of them hate Black Swan because it portrays lesbianism as "evil"...

...Nevermind it was all an illusion made in Natalie Portman's head, and the movie also suggests straight relationships are evil. (Vincent Cassel is a dick to her). But oh no, lesbians aren't portrayed as angels, time to cry.
 
But it's not about relationships alone. It's about the pains of an artist.

Too bad shipping culture now skips non-relationship themes altogether.
 
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I love how Tumblr whines all day long about PROBLEMATIC AND ABUSIVE (HET) SHIPS, but conveniently "forgets" about canon abusive behavior if gets in between their ~precious~ WLW ships. I mean, Queen Grimhilde forced Snow White to be a maid in her own castle and later tried to murder her several times! Maleficient cursed Aurora for things beyond her control and later pretty much brainwashed her into prickling her finger! But these gross lesbian fetishists think it's okay to pair these teenage girls with her much older abusers because ~WLW LOVE~...
 
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I love how Tumblr whines all day long about PROBLEMATIC AND ABUSIVE (HET) SHIPS, but conveniently "forgets" about canon abusive behavior if gets in between their ~precious~ WLW ships. I mean, Queen Grimhilde forced Snow White to be a maid in her own castle and later tried to murder her several times! Maleficient cursed Aurora for things beyond her control and later pretty much brainwashed her into prickling her finger! But these gross lesbian fetishists think it's okay to pair these teenage girls with her much older abusers because ~WLW LOVE~...

I told you girls is horny.
 
You don't hear them talk about Black Swan much, funny enough.

They don't want media like Black Swan. They don't want anything remotely dark or with flawed characters. They want nothing but pure slice-of-life fluff where no one dies and nothing bad happens and they don't have to struggle with liking or identifying with a character that isn't perfect.

Basically, they want boring shit that won't surprise or challenge them in any way.
 
They don't want media like Black Swan. They don't want anything remotely dark or with flawed characters. They want nothing but pure slice-of-life fluff where no one dies and nothing bad happens and they don't have to struggle with liking or identifying with a character that isn't perfect.

Basically, they want boring shit that won't surprise or challenge them in any way.

So they want Lesbian Coffee Shop AUs.

So Friends, with lesbians.
 
These are the same people on Tumblr who ship Oscar & Bosie even though they were destructive. (Lesbians do it even more, it's so weird.) They love to ship destructive or violent relationships and I don't get it.
 
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I love how Tumblr whines all day long about PROBLEMATIC AND ABUSIVE (HET) SHIPS, but conveniently "forgets" about canon abusive behavior if gets in between their ~precious~ WLW ships. I mean, Queen Grimhilde forced Snow White to be a maid in her own castle and later tried to murder her several times! Maleficient cursed Aurora for things beyond her control and later pretty much brainwashed her into prickling her finger! But these gross lesbian fetishists think it's okay to pair these teenage girls with her much older abusers because ~WLW LOVE~...
Horny lesbians can be fucking terrifying with their choice of ships...
 
If these ‘lesbians’ don’t like fujoshis I don’t see how they think they’re so much better while doing all this at the same time. I know they have a painful lack of self-awareness but come on, this has all of the same ‘UwU smol fluffy precious gay bois grils i love them so much’ attitude towards it with no shame. While they think that doing the opposite of something is the perfect way to counteract it and feel morally superior, I’d like to introduce them to my little friend The Horseshoe Theory...
 
If these ‘lesbians’ don’t like fujoshis I don’t see how they think they’re so much better while doing all this at the same time. I know they have a painful lack of self-awareness but come on, this has all of the same ‘UwU smol fluffy precious gay bois grils i love them so much’ attitude towards it with no shame. While they think that doing the opposite of something is the perfect way to counteract it and feel morally superior, I’d like to introduce them to my little friend The Horseshoe Theory...

You see, it's okay because they ARE the gays. Those damn, dirty fujos are cishets who need to be publicly shamed.
 
I don't even know what is projecting, what is bullshit, what is fetishism, and what is a joke with these fucking people anymore.

People can embody all of that at the same time. It then manifests as hot flashes and muscle spasms.
 
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