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Youtube recommended me this old video from Phil and the intro is so cringe it made me lol. Also I dont know why this video exists,it says that its a channel update but he talks about a hurricane,why gamestop sucks,about the show "the tester" and why he cant go because of muh bad back,it has no news about his channel at all. Its interesting how comments from 8 years ago were all positive,why did people liked him back then?

 
Tatu Carreta said:
Youtube recommended me this old video from Phil and the intro is so cringe it made me lol. Also I dont know why this video exists,it says that its a channel update but he talks about a hurricane,why gamestop sucks,about the show "the tester" and why he cant go because of muh bad back,it has no news about his channel at all. Its interesting how comments from 8 years ago were all positive,why did people liked him back then?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O1jXnsDydiY
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Yea alot of his videos back in the day were nothing burgers; just nonsense and bullshit. I might be wrong but alot of his old video's comment section is so "positive" is because, by his own admission, he policed the shit of his YouTube videos shadow banning anyone with an opinion of him.
 
L.I.M.B. Commander said:
Yea alot of his videos back in the day were nothing burgers; just nonsense and bullshit. I might be wrong but alot of his old video's comment section is so "positive" is because, by his own admission, he policed the shit of his YouTube videos shadow banning anyone with an opinion of him.
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Yeah, just a look at his old videos clearly shows he was a post nazi, and likely for months after the videos were relevant and getting tons of views.
 
I remember kinda recently he said he misses the days when people cared about what he thought about any given subject, and this is exactly what he means. Just spewing nonsensical negative garbage at his camera about unrelated subjects with no rhyme or reason to it.

Then of course he'd pour himself some gin and Sprites and angrily scroll through his comment sections all night, scrubbing them clean, making it look in hindsight like people valued his opinions on everything.

It's like a dictator who says "Look! My people love me!" as a crowd cheers behind him, meanwhile all dissenters are in a prison or ditch somewhere.

He doesn't waste your time with pointless Tweets, just pointless videos. Truly a dood who loves the sound of his own voice.
 

For a guy who says he's straight and is married to a woman, he sure likes talking about gay sex a lot..
 
Fun tip: On youtube if you press ,/< and ./> you can take a step back or forward by a single frame. Next time you're watching footage of Phil playing a fighting game and he says "I was blocking" or "I did nothing" pause the clip, and head back to the frame before he was hit. So far every time I've done this he's been either attempting a move and just standing there (or possibly blocking at the wrong height because high and low matter).
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
Fun tip: On youtube if you press ,/< and ./> you can take a step back or forward by a single frame. Next time you're watching footage of Phil playing a fighting game and he says "I was blocking" or "I did nothing" pause the clip, and head back to the frame before he was hit. So far every time I've done this he's been either attempting a move and just standing there (or possibly blocking at the wrong height because high and low matter).
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When he says "I didn't do anything," he really isn't doing anything, which is precisely why he gets nailed. He couldn't block? He wasn't blocking to begin with. "My move didn't come out!" You were just mashing, hoping something happens.

The funny thing is...when he shouts "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" when he get clobbered, we can see that he didn't do anything, hence why his dumb ass got hit. His pigeon brain is convinced that it's God's gift to Street Fighter, but half the time he's just mashing buttons hoping some shit comes out. If he was TRULY blocking, he'd actually block. It's not fuckin' rocket surgery to hold back to block. Show us your button inputs (never gonna happen, cause everyone would see how trash his inputs are) to prove that you couldn't block or that your move didn't come out. "That was 360!" Gief and T-Hawk are two characters I struggle with immensely, mostly because I just can't seem to hit that sweet-spot for some piledriving/head-smashing action. Phil fucks this up all the time, claims it's lag, claims dropped inputs, can't just say "Whoops, haha. Didn't get it that time."

For someone who claims that his internet is the bestest ever (listen to his rant about Comcast and how his connection is better than pretty much everyone else's) his connection just so happens to be awful when he's getting his ass beat in fighting games. Instead of worrying about his IP for DDoS purposes, he should get Comcast on the horn to figure out why his connection totally blows and gives him so much lag when it really counts and he can dominate like only the top-ranked-US-super-turbo-player can.
 
Schmeckel said:
When he says "I didn't do anything," he really isn't doing anything, which is precisely why he gets nailed. He couldn't block? He wasn't blocking to begin with. "My move didn't come out!" You were just mashing, hoping something happens.

The funny thing is...when he shouts "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" when he get clobbered, we can see that he didn't do anything, hence why his dumb ass got hit. His pigeon brain is convinced that it's God's gift to Street Fighter, but half the time he's just mashing buttons hoping some shit comes out. If he was TRULY blocking, he'd actually block. It's not fuckin' rocket surgery to hold back to block. Show us your button inputs (never gonna happen, cause everyone would see how trash his inputs are) to prove that you couldn't block or that your move didn't come out. "That was 360!" Gief and T-Hawk are two characters I struggle with immensely, mostly because I just can't seem to hit that sweet-spot for some piledriving/head-smashing action. Phil fucks this up all the time, claims it's lag, claims dropped inputs, can't just say "Whoops, haha. Didn't get it that time."

For someone who claims that his internet is the bestest ever (listen to his rant about Comcast and how his connection is better than pretty much everyone else's) his connection just so happens to be awful when he's getting his ass beat in fighting games. Instead of worrying about his IP for DDoS purposes, he should get Comcast on the horn to figure out why his connection totally blows and gives him so much lag when it really counts and he can dominate like only the top-ranked-US-super-turbo-player can.
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In one of his tour videos from when he moved out to Washington, he shows his office. He says the Comcast installers told him that his condo isn't set up to run a high speed business class internet line. Phil gets it installed anyways.

I wouldn't be surprised if Phil is running a regular residential internet line and paying for business class.
 
Phrases like I'm blocking, I didn't do that/didn't to anything, dropped my input, lag abusing scrub are just throwaway catchphrases that shouldn't be taken literally. It's like saying I'll kick your ass one could very well do so with no kicking or buttocks contact whatsoever.
 
This video got recommended to me,Phil is cooking tacos (very poorly might I add) and where there is some m.ilk in the video my favorite part is when at 4:10 he is talking about how he bought too much meat and is only going to cook part of it,so the motherfucker cuts the part that he is going to use and at 4:40 you can see him in the reflection of the microwave throwing meat that he is not going to use in the trash,who the fuck throws away food like that? Why not put it in the freezer? He is so exceptional.

EDIT: Also what is it with fatties and adding sour cream to everything? Jack Scalfani from Cooking with Jack does that too,just eat the food as intended instead of adding a bunch of fatty stuff like BBQ sauce or sour cream.
 
I've remarked before that probably THE reason Phil doesn't appreciate shit is how spoiled his life has been in terms of suffering consequences for being incompetent at supporting himself. That moment right there really helps solidify that theory, because who besides someone who knows nothing of true discomfort just throws away perfectly good food in that situation instead of saving it for later?

And is there ever going to be a moment where I learn some new DSP lore and think BETTER of him? Because it hasn't happened yet. For anyone wondering why Phil gets called a pigroach, that's why. It only ever gets worse the more you know about him.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I've remarked before that probably THE reason Phil doesn't appreciate shit is how spoiled his life has been in terms of suffering consequences for being incompetent at supporting himself. That moment right there really helps solidify that theory, because who besides someone who knows nothing of true discomfort just throws away perfectly good food in that situation instead of saving it for later?

And is there ever going to be a moment where I learn some new DSP lore and think BETTER of him? Because it hasn't happened yet. For anyone wondering why Phil gets called a pigroach, that's why. It only ever gets worse the more you know about him.
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What you mean to tell me that a Mature Adult learns how to operate a washing machine well before his late 20s unlike Phil? I distinctly remember when Phil's parents visited him at his Wakhando back when he was still with Leannuh he admitted that his dad fixed all the stuff around the khando and repainted the walls all by himself. I don't know how shameless a man can be, I wouldn't even dare of having my dad fix up everything in my house during his visit while I sit around and play video games all day, especially since they live so far from each other.
Then again I'm not the expert at being a Mature Adult like Phil is so what the fuck do I know.
 
L.I.M.B. Commander said:
Yea alot of his videos back in the day were nothing burgers; just nonsense and bullshit. I might be wrong but alot of his old video's comment section is so "positive" is because, by his own admission, he policed the shit of his YouTube videos shadow banning anyone with an opinion of him.
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Ffs, the man spent almost 3 min in that video to say “Follow me on Twitter”. Good to see that Phil’s communication skills haven’t improved in all those years.

It’s (almost!) sad to see how Phil has deteriorated over the years.

He was kind of a big deal then (well, bigger than now with 500 regular viewers), he looked a lot better physically.

Phil has turned into a dried up husk of himself in comparison.
 
yoshitsune said:
What you mean to tell me that a Mature Adult learns how to operate a washing machine well before his late 20s unlike Phil? I distinctly remember when Phil's parents visited him at his Wakhando back when he was still with Leannuh he admitted that his dad fixed all the stuff around the khando and repainted the walls all by himself. I don't know how shameless a man can be, I wouldn't even dare of having my dad fix up everything in my house during his visit while I sit around and play video games all day, especially since they live so far from each other.
Then again I'm not the expert at being a Mature Adult like Phil is so what the fuck do I know.
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The fact that Papa Dave went along with that explains how Phil turned out the way that he did. You think my father would do that? Hell motherfucking no.

@Fapcop That's why I have to laugh when he's scoffing at the notion that he's miserable. I'm like, bitch you went from a scrawny dork to looking like Droopy. Don't lie to me about loving life.
 
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Fapcop said:
Don’t forget the even better follow up to that cartoon:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MSGZPO7X0c0
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I don't think I've ever watched this one but I do remember the story itself. I know when he says he couldn't get to sleep because of errands he's probably lying and instead was likely just drunk and up all night, BUT---pretending he's telling the truth for a second, it demonstrates just how fucking pathetic a person he is because holy fuckballs... Imagine getting an adrenaline rush so massive you cannot get to sleep until like 4 or 5 in the morning from washing clothes!

That's just so god damn funny to me. If it's true it's hilarious, if it's a lie (prob is) it's hilarious that he thinks so little of his viewers that he assumes they'll buy something that retarded. I hope this animator makes a 3rd one some day!
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
Imagine getting an adrenaline rush so massive you cannot get to sleep until like 4 or 5 in the morning from washing clothes!
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It couldn't be an adrenaline rush. That gland has long dried up. He probably had his first ever sense of accomplishment for doing something by himself without having chat there to hold his hand and walk him through it.

I was watching the ree-mergency cartoon and something struck me. He could get a job at the hospital where his daughter was taken after the panic attack. When he waddled down the hall and asked if anyone knew anything and they said, "We don't know anything, and nobody here does.", I realized that he would fit right in. He never knows anything about anything.
 
Schmeckel said:
It couldn't be an adrenaline rush. That gland has long dried up. He probably had his first ever sense of accomplishment for doing something by himself without having chat there to hold his hand and walk him through it.

I was watching the ree-mergency cartoon and something struck me. He could get a job at the hospital where his daughter was taken after the panic attack. When he waddled down the hall and asked if anyone knew anything and they said, "We don't know anything, and nobody here does.", I realized that he would fit right in. He never knows anything about anything.
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Yup, especially since it's washing clothes where the machine does most of the work anyway. The excitement from actually doing something that Mature Adults routinely do ALL BY HIMSELF must've spiked his dopamine receptors.
 
Schmeckel said:
It couldn't be an adrenaline rush. That gland has long dried up. He probably had his first ever sense of accomplishment for doing something by himself without having chat there to hold his hand and walk him through it.
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This might be applying too much self-awareness to the guy. He called himself a mature adult the year he got fired from his jahb didn't he? For this to be true, he'd have to not consider himself a mature adult internally before he learned how to wash his own clothes. Big ol' X to goubt he's that self-aware and honest with himself.
 
Schmeckel said:
It couldn't be an adrenaline rush. That gland has long dried up. He probably had his first ever sense of accomplishment for doing something by himself without having chat there to hold his hand and walk him through it.

I was watching the ree-mergency cartoon and something struck me. He could get a job at the hospital where his daughter was taken after the panic attack. When he waddled down the hall and asked if anyone knew anything and they said, "We don't know anything, and nobody here does.", I realized that he would fit right in. He never knows anything about anything.
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yoshitsune said:
Yup, especially since it's washing clothes where the machine does most of the work anyway. The excitement from actually doing something that Mature Adults routinely do ALL BY HIMSELF must've spiked his dopamine receptors.
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He only calls it an adrenaline rush because he can't just admit he had a lot on his mind after his fiance left him.

The one time he has a human reaction to something (stress induced insomnia) he has to go make a meme out of himself.
 
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