Everyday Detractor Videos - A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.

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hector85 said:
lol I made a dsp related comment on that video a day or two ago. now I feel ashamed that I brought so much toxicity to such wholesome content :(
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I had a similar thought- that maori wood carver could be a new detractor meme since an honest, humble working class man doing physical labour for a modest wage is the antithesis of DSP, but it seems it wouldn't be right to taint the woodcarver by bringing him into the DSP-verse.
 
behind_the_scenes_begging said:
I had a similar thought- that maori wood carver could be a new detractor meme since an honest, humble working class man doing physical labour for a modest wage is the antithesis of DSP, but it seems it wouldn't be right to taint the woodcarver by bringing him into the DSP-verse.
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Also he's an actual artist creating art, as opposed to DSP using the video game as his canvas or whatever he says.
 
Sorry for the double post but I was chilling just watching an old TIHYDP Fallout 3 and caught this:


(Should be timestamped @ 1:05:05)

I don't think he realizes that many words in Fallout are mispronounced to emphasize humanity's separation from education, grammar, etc. He actually thinks the voice actor didn't know how to pronounce "omega" and nobody in the development process caught it. Earlier in the video there's another one where he mocks a mispronunciation, and I'm sure there'll be others before the video ends.

Kinda illustrates how little of any world-building elements or plot he absorbs.
 

I love how he goes from "I don't play mobile games anymore" to "maybe every once in a while" to "I haven't played any mobile games in a major way in over 2 years."

Even if he was 100% telling the truth about this, he words it so weird and dishonestly.
 
This is a pretty great point by GTG, time at 1:04:30

Where was this emotion for Phil's dying Aunt, Scott passing away, for T when he was shot down, for Panda's panic attack, for his "sick and dying" parents? Phil is only crying about himself.

Another interesting point made later in the video: of all the detractors in the world the only one who DSP keeps saying should be in jail is Tevin...
:thinking:
 
Speaking of Secret, great new video compiling New Phil and Old Phil's reaction to sex scenes in games:


If you don't want to watch the whole thing, definitely don't miss the ending at 13:51 where Secret mixes up the old DSP reaction with TLOU2 sex scene and it's a perfect match.
 
L.I.M.B. Commander said:
Snort Burnell's take on the latest sperg out...

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Phil: "I don't have time to watch any detractor videos! I don't have time for any detractor content! I wake up, give myself a whore's bath, get ready to shtreem, start the shtreem, shtreem, take a break, throw money at pulls and play with beefcake bitmaps eat a small meal, maybe see muh wife *thumb at door*, then shtreem again, then babysit shtreem uploads, and then if I'm lucky I get to eat dinner with my family and then maybe watch a show before going to bed. I literally don't have time for anything else!"

Also Phil: "I've totally watched Down the Rabbit Hole and read Kiwi Farms every day!"

But, hey. I'm sure all of that was taken out of khantext.
 
Honestly, at this point, accidentally calling attention to how NOT busy he is, is the least of Phil's worries after yesterday's rant.

I mean it, we're going to having some real fucking fun with this confirmation that what we say is going to get a reaction out of him. He's going to regret letting all that butt-hurt spill out of him.
 

Ninja is bad because:

- He changes his appearance to attract children
- He left Twitch for Mixer saying it was too restrictive
- Mixer paid him more money
- He's just some guy who got lucky playing one game
- He's a hypocrite because now Mixer is going he's probably coming back to Twitch

Meanwhile with DSP:

- He wears Sonic The Hedgehog hats, Yoshi costumes and shiny vests to attract speds with pocket money mature adults
- He left Youtube for Twitch because it's the "wild west" with dysfunctional processes
- In reality it's because he was losing money and could make way more on Twitch with even less effort
- He's an Average Joe underdog who came up only playing fighters and lucked out worked his ass off getting into playthroughs early while the pond was small inventing a whole new genre of entertainment
- If Twitch went down in flames tomorrow he'd go back to Youtube full time duh
 
I came across this very entertaining Tevin video about Phil getting baited by low-effort ops for 2 straight weeks.
This is an excellent display of Phil's delusional and fragile ego. This happened in December 2018.
That was when Emerald7 dropped his sub-bombs. So Kiwi Farms kinda glossed over this.
The story summed up:
So this very obvious troll promises Phil a massive anonymous tip. He also asks Phil to send him one of his statues autographed. This must have been a trap because goods transactions are against Twitch's TOS. Phil, blinded by greed, engages with this troll by writing him late-night gin-fueled emails and sending him photos of his statues. In the video, Tevin has all the emails and goes through them. Despite the fact that Phil wasted time and effort talking to this troll, HE STILL believes he came out on top at the end.
In typical DSP fashion, he gives the troll exactly what it wants by making sad attempts at ridiculing it during a 13-minute pre-stream segment.
And of course, he has to say that it's not a big deal even though he twitted about and talked about it on stream.
And of course, OF COURSE, he has to protect his ego by saying that he saw it coming from the beginning of the exchange.
And of course, of-fucking-course he plays the victim card. That's right: He expects his fans to feel sorry for him for NOT GETTING HIS FREE 6000 DOLLARS.

This dude is unbelievable.
 
Although @Proper Pangolin 's delivery, is as dry as ADF's Vagina . I thought his recent 3 course "Custom" Italian WWE meal is good enough to post in this thread.




Pig Ups to @Proper Pangolin for making me spit out my drink when @Nigel of Ukip 's picture popped up in Episode 3.

Edit: I wasn't that insensitive to redirect anybody to the actual ADF axe wound. Just for those who might be wondering who he was... I'm a kind god.
 
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