🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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It’s not too hard to believe. He tried to throw his own son out of window because he was making too much noise. This led to court ordered anger management.

Plus, Bob tried to beat up his ex wife family member because they are the last piece of fudge. This of course led to Bob being asked to leave the aunt’s house he was living at rent free.

It’s not too much of a stretch

I went back to the first KF posts about Slob. There's some great material back there. Compared to the responses in the early days when Slob first appeared in his shithole trailer, we've mellowed.
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I especially like the entry when Rene entered a plea of insanity.
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Good to see that Slob's former wife and her new wife are happy.
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She must have borrowed one of Slob's fake uniforms and badges.
 
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It’s not too hard to believe. He tried to throw his own son out of window because he was making too much noise. This led to court ordered anger management.
I consider myself a pretty good student of Bob the retard, but am not familiar with the " tossing the kid out the window" incident. I've seen it referred to a few times. Help me out here?
 
It’s not too hard to believe. He tried to throw his own son out of window because he was making too much noise. This led to court ordered anger management.

Plus, Bob tried to beat up his ex wife family member because they are the last piece of fudge. This of course led to Bob being asked to leave the aunt’s house he was living at rent free.

It’s not too much of a stretch
Too bad it was 'almost' out the window.

The kid could have run away and made a clean break
 
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I consider myself a pretty good student of Bob the retard, but am not familiar with the " tossing the kid out the window" incident. I've seen it referred to a few times. Help me out here?
Basically, this is from Bob’s book which is right up there next to anything Jesus wrote. Anyway, Bob’s legitimate kid has autism/retardation. Go figure. The kid was doing some wailing and the the Ex Wife was screeching. Bob finally had enough and in a fit of rage as he is apt to have decided to chuck the kid out the second story window. Needless to say the ex wife got the real cops involved and Bob ended up having to go to anger management. All of this led to him flashing the paperwork that was done on him by the shrink. The one he later demanded an apology from.
 
Basically, this is from Bob’s book which is right up there next to anything Jesus wrote. Anyway, Bob’s legitimate kid has autism/retardation. Go figure. The kid was doing some wailing and the the Ex Wife was screeching. Bob finally had enough and in a fit of rage as he is apt to have decided to chuck the kid out the second story window. Needless to say the ex wife got the real cops involved and Bob ended up having to go to anger management. All of this led to him flashing the paperwork that was done on him by the shrink. The one he later demanded an apology from.
Thanks! I'm going to check it out.
I want a real degree in Mckim Tardology.
Not one of those fake degrees, like Bob has.
 
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Good to see that Slob's former wife and her new wife are happy.

She must have borrowed one of Slob's fake uniforms and badges.
At least her badge is a real metal one. Not one of those cheap, sew on felt kind. Real police or security guards use METAL badges. Every moron knows that! (Well, every moron except one).
 
None of the above: God answered and the answer is no.

Bob’s concept of a God is really twisted tbqh. He thinks no effort is required of himself, because God is going to help him get revenge on Kiwi Farms and live a financially comfortable life by granting all his wishes without further exertion on Bob’s part.

The Bible says explicitly that it is forbidden to rely on a miracle. One must make personal effort and lace that effort with trust in God— not sit back, expect a miracle and do nothing. (I’d suggest Bob look up השתדלות and בטחון, but I know he’s completely unfamiliar with the original source material of the Bible or its languages.) Even Joshua (an actual prophet) and the spies went on a reconnaissance mission into Eretz Yisrael, to see what they were up against and what they’d find of the land. Bob the self-proclaimed prophet would never have been chosen for that honor. He’d have been too busy ranting outside his tent about haters and bullies.
Only problem is, I don't think Bob's ever read that part of the bible. He comes off like those Rapture preachers where they only read the parts they want to hear, and not the whole thing, which is why they "conveniently" ignore the parts about false prophets, that Jesus would come like a thief in the night, or that no one knows the hour, and God sure as shit isn't going to tell a near-senile Boomer or some crazed facebooker when it's going down. And he certainly not going to give Bob a miracle, not after what he's done.

This begs the question why people like Slobbert the Bacon Prophet even came to this conclusion in the first place. Because if God were to actually see what he and others like him have done, he'd cast their souls into Hell automatically.
 
This begs the question why people like Slobbert the Bacon Prophet even came to this conclusion in the first place.
It’s not complicated: classic megalomania. Add a large helping of retardation and you get Bob McKim.

I believe this is the son Bob attempted to throw out a second story window. Imagine how damaged you’d be if Bob McKim was your father. Poor guy.

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Guarantee his one follower is Rene.
It might be that one self-styled evangelist who follows Bob on YouTube and comments the same cut and pasted well wishes on many of Bob’s videos. This is who Bob is referring to when he claims to have friends. Ask him why anyone who’s met him in person swiftly cuts all ties and Bob will mumble something about scoffers and Satanists.
 
Well, nerve and/or retardation.

It might be that one self-styled evangelist who follows Bob on YouTube and comments the same cut and pasted well wishes on many of Bob’s videos. This is who Bob is referring to when he claims to have friends. Ask him why anyone who’s met him in person swiftly cuts all ties and Bob will mumble something about scoffers and Satanists.
With Richard Whittington locked up somewhere and no longer a threat to society, this is Slob's only buddy.

Another mentally challenged, obese, 'reverend doctor', sitting in the dark, in a recliner, having a real problem trying to read the bible.

Since they have so much in common, I'm guessing he bought his degrees online from the same place Slob did.

I wonder if this guy likes bacon?
 
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With Richard Whittington locked up somewhere and no longer a threat to society, this is Slob's only buddy.

Another mentally challenged, obese, 'reverend doctor', sitting in the dark, in a recliner, having a real problem trying to read the bible.

Since they have so much in common, I'm guessing he bought his degrees online from the same place Slob did.

I wonder if this guy likes bacon?
Where did you find this guy? Sure, there are some similarities, like his fake degrees, obvious similar IQ, difficulty reading, showing his bible to the camera, but that's where it ends. This man doesn't spend any time complaining, applies his bible reading to his own life instead of just using it as a club on other people's heads to try and get what he wants from others, and concludes with a prayer in which he earnestly prays for those less fortunate than himself.
There is a reason this man does not have a thread and Bob Mckim does. Listen up Bob, because we all know that you read here. It has nothing to do with you being a Christian, or preaching from the bible. If it was, that fellow in the video was be getting harrassed too right? No Bob. We mess with you because you are an asshole.
 
I’ve never mocked Donald because I truly do think his preaching comes from a place of genuine care of teaching the Bible. Unlike Bob. Bob has used his ordination to threaten hotel managers, Christian book store owners and optometrists. This isn’t hyperbole either. All these things happened.
 
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