🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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She's Vice President of the McKim Lite Bacon Ministry and Soul Clinic!
A meaningless title in two meaningless organizations.
She's just as much of a Christian as Slob.
Meaningless.
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Slob is a mercenary Christian. He doesn't believe in the saving grace of jesus. If he did he would feel gratitude for receiving it as the sinner who needed it. As has been demonstrated, Bob is incapable of gratitude. Bob only believes in christianity because he thinks his pretending to be a pastor gives him authority, and because churches give him charity whenever he browbeat them into it. He uses god as a celestial police force. Since he can't call god up on the phone every time someone passes him on a solid line the way he does to the sherriff's office, he complains to god whenever anyone annoys him and is smug that god will smite us down for him, and on judgment day, bob will sit at the right hand of God handing out wrath with him.
Dear Bob. The meaning of evangelism is to spread the gospel. The gospel literally means the good news. The good news is that mankind is no longer bound up by unattainable mosaic law and God's standards of righteousness as Jesus became the ultimate sin offering for all of humanity should we choose to accept his offering. The end. You call yourself an evangelist. Stop spreading venom and hate and misery. Spread some love. How many times does god tell you to forgive? I believe its 70×7. I think there was something about turning the other cheek in there too. Maybe try being a good evangelist to john Andrews and demonstrating the grace and love of the gospel and just being nice? He who am I kidding, this is evil, vengeful awful, spiteful little Bob we're talking about.
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Bob is having a mental breakdown. He didn’t even send Rene’s mother an email to say they were trying to reach her, or call a neighbor or other family member. Nope, Bob tard raged straight to sending the sheriff to my namesake’s house. You can imagine what the deputy thought about this abuse of public resources.
Bob has escalated his mentally deranged behavior and crossed a major red line here. He brought law enforcement into a simple matter of not being able to get someone to return his texts or phone calls for a few hours. He’s playing with fire and is even stupider than we thought if he believes this is reasonable behavior.
Maybe his smooth brain thinks that calling the sheriff is going to lead to the sheriff taking down Kiwi Farms. We know he’s already called the cops about KF many times. Bob cannot abide not getting his way, like the unshaven baboon retarded toddler he is. But as a great pioneer of education once said: “Don’t mess with the bull, boy. You’ll get the horns.”
Sidebar: I don’t want to get into a religion debate with you fine people, but I’ll just point out that millions of people are living under that “unattainable mosaic law” and find it far from wanting. Bob could never live under God’s commands, as that would mean taking lots of actions every day that he’s too lazy and selfish to do (e.g. not stealing, refraining from immoral sexual relations, etc.). Honestly I wouldn’t be shocked if he went full Sharia to quench his thirst for violence. Bob would love nothing more than to make his enemies kneel in front of him to have their heads cut off. And nothing pays better than being an Islamist terrorist. Think about it, Bob. You know I’m right!
Bob has escalated his mentally deranged behavior and crossed a major red line here. He brought law enforcement into a simple matter of not being able to get someone to return his texts or phone calls for a few hours. He’s playing with fire and is even stupider than we thought if he believes this is reasonable behavior.
Maybe his smooth brain thinks that calling the sheriff is going to lead to the sheriff taking down Kiwi Farms. We know he’s already called the cops about KF many times. Bob cannot abide not getting his way, like the unshaven baboon retarded toddler he is. But as a great pioneer of education once said: “Don’t mess with the bull, boy. You’ll get the horns.”
Sidebar: I don’t want to get into a religion debate with you fine people, but I’ll just point out that millions of people are living under that “unattainable mosaic law” and find it far from wanting. Bob could never live under God’s commands, as that would mean taking lots of actions every day that he’s too lazy and selfish to do (e.g. not stealing, refraining from immoral sexual relations, etc.). Honestly I wouldn’t be shocked if he went full Sharia to quench his thirst for violence. Bob would love nothing more than to make his enemies kneel in front of him to have their heads cut off. And nothing pays better than being an Islamist terrorist. Think about it, Bob. You know I’m right!
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With thousands of dollars of stimulus money going to these two idiots, you'd think they'd spend at least a little bit of it fixing up the tin shit hole they call a home.
Water leaking in through the bedroom ceiling? A hole the size of a Buick in their living room ceiling? Bare wires hanging from light fixtures in the kitchen? Do they get any of that fixed. Hell no!
They buy phones when they already had several. Bob purchased more radios, even though he has a room full of them. He bought another weather station, even though he already had one.
Oh yeah, he also bought a car full of worthless road signs so he and Rene can play Fatman and Robin.
In a few months he'll start pissing and moaning that no one will help him!!!
Kiss our asses, you stupid bastard!
*my apologizes to all the other stupid bastards out there. It's not fair to you, to compare you guys to Bob.
Water leaking in through the bedroom ceiling? A hole the size of a Buick in their living room ceiling? Bare wires hanging from light fixtures in the kitchen? Do they get any of that fixed. Hell no!
They buy phones when they already had several. Bob purchased more radios, even though he has a room full of them. He bought another weather station, even though he already had one.
Oh yeah, he also bought a car full of worthless road signs so he and Rene can play Fatman and Robin.
In a few months he'll start pissing and moaning that no one will help him!!!
Kiss our asses, you stupid bastard!
*my apologizes to all the other stupid bastards out there. It's not fair to you, to compare you guys to Bob.
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Slob loves attention. It's his only reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What did the folks on KF say about me today?
No one looks at his Facebook page and the only reason we watch his video is for comic relief.
How about if we shut him off for a month?
KF folks are the only folks that watch his videos so, without us, he'll be talking to himself. That will make him lose what little mind he has. The fastest way to make Slob disappear is to ignore him.
Now, he makes a video, gets bashed and he makes a follow-up video.
How about, he makes a video and . . . . silence.
He'll be climbing the walls with nothing to rant about and no lies to cover with his bullshit alibis and delusion.
He'll be talking to an audience of 1 - himself.
Of course, Slob will say he won.
The fact is, he's the big loser.
Without the 'innerned', he'd be an obese lunatic in a shithole trailer in the middle of nowhere, living in complete obscurity.
Other than the comedy he provides us, he's a completely unimportant 400 lb. bulbous, pear-shaped pile of shit.
What did the folks on KF say about me today?
No one looks at his Facebook page and the only reason we watch his video is for comic relief.
How about if we shut him off for a month?
KF folks are the only folks that watch his videos so, without us, he'll be talking to himself. That will make him lose what little mind he has. The fastest way to make Slob disappear is to ignore him.
Now, he makes a video, gets bashed and he makes a follow-up video.
How about, he makes a video and . . . . silence.
He'll be climbing the walls with nothing to rant about and no lies to cover with his bullshit alibis and delusion.
He'll be talking to an audience of 1 - himself.
Of course, Slob will say he won.
The fact is, he's the big loser.
Without the 'innerned', he'd be an obese lunatic in a shithole trailer in the middle of nowhere, living in complete obscurity.
Other than the comedy he provides us, he's a completely unimportant 400 lb. bulbous, pear-shaped pile of shit.
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Guess who won’t be responding to Bob or Rene’s calls anymore...
I have it on very good authority that when Bob dies or gets sent away my namesake will buy that mobile home from the landlord for one month’s lot rent, then donate it and all its contents to the local fire department for a controlled burn exercise.
Speaking of fire, it really burns Bob’s toast that if John Andrews would just write one check, he could wipe out all of Bob’s debt and provide for all his earthly desires for eternity. He could hand over the money and it wouldn’t be a hardship. All of Bob’s material worries would disappear overnight.
If you believe Bob, Jesus could make that happen for Bob in the blink of an eye. And yet it will never come to fruition. No wonder Bob has had a crisis of faith and turned to the dark side. Satan’s more fun for Bob to pal around with.
Bob will always say he “won” no matter what. He’s too stupid to realize the only prize he ever gets is butthurt, anger and misery. He’ll never reform his sinful ways, so KF will always triumph. It’s glorious.
I mean imagine rotting away in a bedbug-infested recliner, in a falling down shithole trailer, wondering why more people don’t want to listen to you and adopt your approach to life. He’s worse than just fucking dumb and immoral. He’s a lost cause. Jesus don’t want him for a sunbeam but the devil’s standards go low enough to include Bob McKim and his fake “degrees.”
I have it on very good authority that when Bob dies or gets sent away my namesake will buy that mobile home from the landlord for one month’s lot rent, then donate it and all its contents to the local fire department for a controlled burn exercise.
Speaking of fire, it really burns Bob’s toast that if John Andrews would just write one check, he could wipe out all of Bob’s debt and provide for all his earthly desires for eternity. He could hand over the money and it wouldn’t be a hardship. All of Bob’s material worries would disappear overnight.
If you believe Bob, Jesus could make that happen for Bob in the blink of an eye. And yet it will never come to fruition. No wonder Bob has had a crisis of faith and turned to the dark side. Satan’s more fun for Bob to pal around with.
Bob will always say he “won” no matter what. He’s too stupid to realize the only prize he ever gets is butthurt, anger and misery. He’ll never reform his sinful ways, so KF will always triumph. It’s glorious.
I mean imagine rotting away in a bedbug-infested recliner, in a falling down shithole trailer, wondering why more people don’t want to listen to you and adopt your approach to life. He’s worse than just fucking dumb and immoral. He’s a lost cause. Jesus don’t want him for a sunbeam but the devil’s standards go low enough to include Bob McKim and his fake “degrees.”
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Slob said he's a member of Homeland Security and thinks John is a threat. Why doesn't he rub bacon grease on his lime green jacket, squeeze himself behind the wheel of the Care Bear mobile and go arrest John?
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He can't go across town without getting a HARCATUS gas voucher to cover the trip never mind a 7 hour trip to Indiana.
RLM is very much a do as I tell you evangelist, more in keeping with Catholic ministries of the Dark Ages. Again a mission that was all about power over others, you scare the heathens into believing that they will burn for eternity, then tell them the only way to avoid that is to do what they're told. No Good News. No redemption through salvation. And as the bible says, vengeance belongs to God alone. His followers are here to spread his word and and bring people to salvation, they are to love and help all people, and be a good witness by the lives they live - they're not here to direct God in his vengeance dealings.
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There’s an expression I love, a twist on a well-known saying. The original: “God is my co-pilot.” The twist: “If God is your co-pilot, you’re in the wrong seat.” Bob thinks he’s the higher power. To him, God’s just his cosmic bellboy. What a rude awakening it must be for him to come to every morning and remember that not one thing has changed for the better in his life.
Reap, sow, etc.
Reap, sow, etc.
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Yep. After 5 decades of praying, either God is ignoring you, he can't do anything, or he's not there Bob.
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None of the above: God answered and the answer is no.
Bob’s concept of a God is really twisted tbqh. He thinks no effort is required of himself, because God is going to help him get revenge on Kiwi Farms and live a financially comfortable life by granting all his wishes without further exertion on Bob’s part.
The Bible says explicitly that it is forbidden to rely on a miracle. One must make personal effort and lace that effort with trust in God— not sit back, expect a miracle and do nothing. (I’d suggest Bob look up השתדלות and בטחון, but I know he’s completely unfamiliar with the original source material of the Bible or its languages.) Even Joshua (an actual prophet) and the spies went on a reconnaissance mission into Eretz Yisrael, to see what they were up against and what they’d find of the land. Bob the self-proclaimed prophet would never have been chosen for that honor. He’d have been too busy ranting outside his tent about haters and bullies.
Nor would he have the spiritual fitness to follow in the footsteps of Jacob, who prepared thoroughly for his reunion with Esau after many years of estrangement and came to it humbly, even though everyone was convinced Esau and/or his 400 men would murder Jacob and try to capture his animals, wives and children. Bob would never even dream of putting in such effort.
As long as Bob refuses to change or improve his character and behavior, he’s going to be embittered and miserable. So forever basically.
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It’s not mine, someone posted it many pages back ITT.
BTW, I have good news: At least some of Bob’s grandchildren have fallen VERY far from the tree and are rather smart, based on intel I got from a relative of Bob’s who prefers to remain anonymous. The kids get good grades — all As and an occasional B — and one of them is already designing video games. They are happy kids who are baffled by their grandfather’s made up claims of being a prophet, but luckily he’s not in their lives.
In case you’re wondering, Bob has never contributed anything to his grandchildren financially. It seems his road sign, cable TV and Jim Bakker donation budget would not allow for such things. Imagine giving more money to a convicted fraudster than you’d ever dream of gifting to your grandkids. I’d expect nothing more honorable or intelligent from Bob.
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So this afternoon we took the little one to the fair. It made me think could Slob be carney folk? Like his family was so useless that they got kicked out of the carney wagon.
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I could see one of his past relatives being part of the freak show. Biting the heads off chickens and such.
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Hard to believe that Bob hates his grandkids so much. He spends hundreds of dollars on prepaid legal services so he can save $9 in a law suit against a utility company, yet his grandkids get nothing.
Oh well, I see pictures of the grandkids with Bob's ex wife. It seems like they love their grandma and her wife!
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One happy family.....minus the village idiot, who wasn't invited.
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It’s not too hard to believe. He tried to throw his own son out of window because he was making too much noise. This led to court ordered anger management.
Plus, Bob tried to beat up his ex wife family member because they are the last piece of fudge. This of course led to Bob being asked to leave the aunt’s house he was living at rent free.
It’s not too much of a stretch
Plus, Bob tried to beat up his ex wife family member because they are the last piece of fudge. This of course led to Bob being asked to leave the aunt’s house he was living at rent free.
It’s not too much of a stretch