🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I had a kiwi moment at the store today. It was slightly embarrassing. I was in the checkout line at my local Walmart. Because of course I was. There was a uniformed police officer in line as well, obviously buying lunch. He had lunchy things on the belt. Looney old man clocks the uniform and starts telling the guy all about how he saw a car run the red light on the road that passes the Walmart, and that he thinks he caught it on his dashcam.
Without thinking I actually said outloud, "nobody cares, Bob."
No one paid attention to me though.
Cop was super polite to the guy. I guess they put up with that shit regularly.
 
One of the all-time great videos. This one has it all: 3 seconds of fake grief, level 10 Tard rage, greed, bugged-eyes, red face, finger-pointing, hypocrisy, and, last but not least, empty threats.

Coincidentally, "there's nothing in the courthouse" that says Slob and Rene are legally married.

Funny that Slob didn't mention that.

He also didn't mention that he has Power of Attorney for Rene', is Rene's Rep. Payee and does whatever he wants with her money.

Just like the folks in Florida, that are doing what they want to do, without checking with Slob. They're Slob's father's family.

After all, Slob doesn't check with Rene's Mom and Stepfather John before he spends Rene's money. They're Rene's family.

Slob has no legal family connection with/to Rene.

They live together. In sin.

Slob's monumental hypocrisy and customary twisting of the truth aside, this video was the beginning of the 'Tupperware era' and the series of Tupperware-themed videos.

Regarding, "you will never be a judge again, you will be disbarred."

Mr. Tough Guy's empty threat (#109,473) was exactly that - The Hon. Bradley L. Hillyer.
 
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Kangaroo said:
So carries about as much weight as "I am a politician, and I approve this message" statements.
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Off topic, but that's not a "seal of approval" type of thing that's supposed to carry weight. It's something they're legally required to do for ads from federal candidates' official campaign committees.
 
Picklechu said:
Off topic, but that's not a "seal of approval" type of thing that's supposed to carry weight. It's something they're legally required to do for ads from federal candidates' official campaign committees.
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I think that was @Kangaroo’s point. (I refrained from giving you a puzzle piece, though.)
 
Long Story Short said:
Well done Hackers. Bob has only posted 2 videos on his fake "ministry" site in the last 5 weeks!! He is essentially shut down.
Our plan is working like a charm. He is obviously afraid of us and what we can do to him!
Robert's ministry is truly in the last days.
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Thank god BitCoin is skyrocketing in price; it is so much easier to pay these guys and it costs so much less. God bless the lord of Crypto! Once it hits $70,000 things will really get wild!
 
William Baxter said:
Thank god BitCoin is skyrocketing in price; it is so much easier to pay these guys and it costs so much less. God bless the lord of Crypto! Once it hits $70,000 things will really get wild!
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I've wondered why Slob never started a 'GoFundMe' page. He made a video a few years ago of a TV news story about folks that benefited from 'Pay It Forward.' Then he ranted, went into bug-eyed mode and bitched for 20 minutes that no one ever helped him pay his bills.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
I've always wondered why Slob never started a 'GoFundMe' page. He made a video a few years ago of a TV news story about folks that benefited from 'Pay It Forward.' Then he ranted, went into bug-eyed mode and bitched for 20 minutes that no one ever helped him pay his bills.
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I would give Bob exactly 1 cent, only because I know we would bitch about it.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
Then he ranted, went into bug-eyed mode and bitched for 20 minutes that no one ever helped him pay his bills.
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Which is a complete fucking lie. Total strangers pay Bob’s bills every month. We’re forced to at gun point by his beloved cops. No wonder Bob worships the police; they make sure his lifelong welfare checks don’t stop flowing.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Which is a complete fucking lie. Total strangers pay Bob’s bills every month. We’re forced to at gun point by his beloved cops. No wonder Bob worships the police; they make sure his lifelong welfare checks don’t stop flowing.
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Slob has said many times he doesn't like or abide by 'Man's laws.'

Until he uses 'Man's laws' to get free stuff.

Hypocritical piece of shit.
 
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Lmao this is a year old but it’s new to me. Bob loses his shit, calls everyone retards and DEMANDS that YouTube do as he says. (They ignore him, of course.) The best part is that I’d never seen the parody videos he’s assmad about, but he played them at the beginning of the video and they were legit hilarious— and I only knew about them thanks to Bob promoting their stellar content. Thanks, Bob! Finally you did something useful.

The video thumbnail is Bob’s fat forearm as he flags videos and channels that make fun of him and reports them for “terrorism.”
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Lmao this is a year old but it’s new to me. Bob loses his shit, calls everyone retards and DEMANDS that YouTube do as he says. (They ignore him, of course.) The best part is that I’d never seen the parody videos he’s assmad about, but he played them at the beginning of the video and they were legit hilarious— and I only knew about them thanks to Bob promoting their stellar content. Thanks, Bob! Finally you did something useful.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6pJSRBWX80sThe video thumbnail is Bob’s fat forearm as he flags videos and channels that make fun of him and reports them for “terrorism.”
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Slob’s stupidity ceases to amaze me. I love it, I hope he lives a long and prosper-less life so he can continue to entertain us.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
Slob’s stupidity ceases to amaze me. I love it, I hope he lives a long and prosper-less life so he can continue to entertain us.
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Hey Bob, you have nine other fingers
John Andrews Stan said:
The video thumbnail is Bob’s fat forearm as he flags videos and channels that make fun of him and reports them for “terrorism.”
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Bob has 24 hours free time every day to learn how to type and he still hunts and pecks with his one sausage finger.
 
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Toasty said:
Yeah, that sausage arm closeup was something. Blech.
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I was going to suggest to Slob, to speed up his 3 words a minute typing speed, that he get a voice-to-text recognition software program. But after I thought about that for a minute, I decided not to. He can't speak English and the V-T-T software wouldn't have a clue of what he was slurring, and wouldn't be able to understand words like sellyitis, guvment and dokumintayshun.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
I was going to suggest to Slob, to speed up his 3 words a minute typing speed, that he get a voice-to-text recognition software program. But after I thought about that for a minute, I decided not to. He can't speak English and the V-T-T software wouldn't have a clue of what he was slurring, and wouldn't be able to understand words like sellyitis, guvment and dokumintayshun.
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Not to mention, dis, dat and dem.
 
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