Bob is a classic case of the person who’s obsessed with pointing out the specks in others’ eyes while ignoring the planks in his. He claims to be an evangelist for a religion that warns strongly against doing such things. But Bob has turned speck-spotting into his full-time, unpaid occupation. The proprietor of the “Soul Clinic” needs a head clinic. He’s a very sick person.
1.) Slob is an insanely jealous person. He hates everyone that has more than him. To compensate, he's a hoarder. He has to have more than everyone, floor-to-ceiling. It's all crap, but it's more than you have. Real cops have 1 flashy light on the roof of their vehicles; Wannabe-cop Slob has 2 flashy lights. See how it works?
2.) He's a delusional narcissist. He has to give himself titles and buy internet degrees to project himself as better and smarter than everyone. (Spoiler alert: he's incredibly stupid.) He has to have badges, hats, lime-green clothes, patches, and flashy lights to bring attention to himself and feed his ego. Security? Security of what? He was a security guard of a parking lot for 2 months before he got fired. I worked at McDonald's when I was in high school. I don't wear my McDonald's hat and name tag anymore. And I didn't get fired, I graduated from high school, left McDonald's, and went on to college.
2a.) Slob laminated his 'Paperboy of the Month' award. The Village Idiot's lifetime achievement
3.) He's a no-credit, pawnshop visiting, pre-paid, payday loan, deeply in debt, one skipped welfare check away from living in his Kia under a bridge scumbag. So much for his 'abundant life.'
4.) Slob is a huge hypocrite, (Trying to read) the bible doesn't make a Christian. I read a book about archaeology, that didn't make me an archaeologist. Slobs read (tried to read) an article on cellulitis ('sellyitus') on the internet and instantly became an expert that knew more than the educated, trained, board-certified physicians at all the hospitals he's dragged a semi-comatose Rene to over the years. (Refer to his "From one doctor to all you doctors' ER tirade/rant video from a few years ago.) It's a classic example of his ( 2 psychological evaluations by 2 licensed and board-certified psychologists) delusional 'I'm smarter and better than you' life.
4a.) Slob has a criminal history (he threatened to kill an elected public official), living (in sin) with a convicted (bank robbery) felon. So much for being a righteous, bible-thumping Christian. You can call yourself whatever your want, (doctor, pastor, evangelist, president of Care Bear patrol.) However, when you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.
5.) Slob reads (tries to read) the Bible, promoted himself to pastor and evangelist (that also saw Jesus., who made Slob a 'chosen one' while he stopped in). Thinking he could be the next Jim Bakker and make money from Jesus, he started a 'ministry' and 'soul clinic' and made a cardboard sign with letters cut from a newspaper. Well, that didn't work out as he planned when no one wanted their marriage 'solemnized' or to receive spiritual guidance in a crap-filled trailer from an obese, smelly, greasy-haired lunatic.
6.) Slob is nothing more than a rage-filled, I'm better than you, hypocritical beggar. His sham marriage (fiancee'/wife?), sexual deviancy, welfare fraud, lie-filled fantasy, bigoted, racist life are examples of his hypocrisy. He has no friends, has alienated his family and everyone he's come in contact with. No one visits, he visits no one, and no one has ever come to his 'ministry' and 'soul clinic' (shithole trailer) for spiritual guidance. Slob also has lots of radios. Ever heard or seen him talking to anyone on his radios? Nope, he's also alienated the airwaves. Because it doesn't take long to figure out he's an asshole, a fraud, and is incredibly stupid/borderline retarded.
6a.) Heard him mention his new neighbors lately? Nope. It's a good bet they told Slob to fuck off and stay away. More alienation, that didn't take long. Bitching about a disabled person in a wheelchair. There are some real Christian values!
7.) Slob is a coward that got the shit kicked out of him every day in school. No surprise. Now he's a rage-filled internet bully hiding behind his computer. All talk, no action. Keyboard Rambo. He always says, 'Come here and say it to my face.' Who would want to take the time to travel to a trailer park in the middle of nowhere Ohio to talk to an idiot and, risk contracting giardia? I wouldn't get within 30' of his shithole trailer without a full HAZMAT suit.
Someday very soon, when he's out using welfare gas voucher money playing pretend cop in the Care Bear mobile, he's going to piss off someone. The 'plank' will be replaced with a 2x4 or a Louisville Slugger across his forehead.
And no one will miss him.
Hey Bob! I know you weren't able to understand and comprehend most of this post because there were big words with lots of syllables but, here's something you will be able to comprehend (figure out.)
Only you think you're a doctor. Only you think you're a pastor. Only you think you're an evangelist. Only you think you're a security guard. Only you think you have a ministry. Only you think you're providing a public service with Care Bear Patrol. Only you think you're important.
The truth (a concept foreign to you) is that
you're a loser. You're a nobody. You're nothing.
Without the internet, you would exist in obscurity.
