🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[jenffer a jay]

I hope he includes an entire chapter on how a lady in Canada killed his cat with black magic over the internet. Let's hope he numbers the pages this time.

that is me that done that

 

[Daisymae]

bob thinks i am a retad

I wonder where he got that idea from.

when he said that thing that i have no glue i know when he cant said my mane and that canadain i not a fool bob

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Get out your checkbook Bob, you babbling imbecile. Your butt buddy, Jim Bakker wants more of your money!

Televangelist Jim Bakker is being sued by the state of Missouri for selling fake coronavirus cures on his website. On Monday, the Jim Bakker Show and six other companies were warned by the the U.S. Federal Trade Commission and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to stop selling unapproved products and treatments.

Bakker's website offered products like "Silver Sol Liquid," that claimed to be able to diagnose or cure the coronavirus illness, COVID-19. In a letter to the Jim Bakker Show, the FDA said the products are in violation of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob should order Bakker’s coronavirus “cures” for himself and Rene now that they are both infected with COVID-19 and their trailer has been condemned by the Carroll County health department. We’ll see how loyal he really is to that fraudster Bakker.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

I think this is more than enough evidence to conclude that Robert and Rene are infected. That trailer needs to be quarantined immediately. Robert better not be going outside and spreading it around like an idiot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has Bob announced how being infected with coronavirus will affect the publishing schedule for his new book?

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Has Bob announced how being infected with coronavirus will affect the publishing schedule for his new book?

It may actually speed it up, now that school has been canceled. There are plenty of 10 year olds available who can help him with his spelling and grammar.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

One post in the last 49 days? Bob is such a great spiritual leader, isn't he? When times get tough, Bob runs and hides in the shower, like a sick cat!!!
It looks like we have won, and the fake ministry of Robert L McKim has been shut down!
We all deserve a pat on the back!!!

 

[Kangaroo]

Well thinking about it - he has all that food hoarded, and his Jim Bakker buckets - he's all set for the apocalypse, he don't need no contact with the heathens.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob said he'd never stop preaching. But we managed to shut him up once and for all. Hell, he might even be an atheist after contracting COVID-19 and passing it to Rene with no cure in sight. I'm proud of us!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Well thinking about it - he has all that food hoarded, and his Jim Bakker buckets - he's all set for the apocalypse, he don't need no contact with the heathens.

I love how he doesn't realize he's knows of a heathen close to him- himself.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is really depressed. He's so upset he didn't even mention his haters in the latest video. I'm starting to feel sorry for him.

 

[Kangaroo]

Pop quiz time - there is a chance folks might get a government check or two in the not too distant future - what should RLM spend it on:
Payoff some payday loans (and not take out new ones)
Pay someone to come in and fix up/disinfect that trailer home of his.
Buy Rene a new laptop, because hers is too slow (again).
Buy some more useless junk to hoard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Will they even qualify for those checks? I thought they were for people who earn income.

 

[Toasty]

That's the impression I have. The checks would be for working people whose income is affected by this whole bug thing. People who get tard bux, or old bux haven't had any changes to their income.
That said, I can't wait to see his temper tantrum when other people get the bailout check and he and Renee don't.
It's going to be fantastic.

 

[crayolasword]

He’ll just lie and say that he did get a check but he doesn’t have to prove it to us. Maybe he’ll even show an envelope from the SSA and pretend it’s from the Corona Cash Office.

 

[The Last Stand]

I wonder what his last moments or words would be.

Shame he has Corona Virus, but you'd figured he'd be more grateful with the things he has instead of being the same bitter Bob on the Internet. With that fact.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

New video. Bob claims he and Rene are “stronger than ever” after multiple serious illnesses. If that’s true, why haven’t they bothered to get jobs for all these years?

 

[YourUnclesDad]

If Bob keeps being stupid and going to Walmart, he's going to FUCKING DIE FROM INFECTION!
I hope he takes this seriously from here on out. This tard went to Walmart with his camera and tard jacket with NO GLOVES or mask just to pretend that he was doing something important while he put his own life, Rene's, and everyone else at risk by being a viral vector and potentially spreading the virus all over the fucking place. He's over 50 and in poor health. His girlfriend is extremely susceptible to it as well. Perfect candidates to die from it.
STAY AT HOME BOB

Coronavirus: As Ohio's case total grows to 704, DeWine hints at possible extension of stay-at-home order

Gov. Mike DeWine said Wednesday that the number of coronavirus cases in Ohio now totals 704 and the virus’ peak could be around May 1.

www.dispatch.com

 

[Toasty]

So he's been praying every day, every minute even, during this situation, not that it comes to an end and that our world, nation and economy recovers quickly. Not that the overstressed essential workers stay safe and get the rest and supplies they need, not that the sick be healed, not that the families of the dead be comforted. Not even that the toilet paper gets restocked.
Nope. He's praying that people convert to his brand of Christianity and tell him he was right.
Also troof. So much troof.