🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Dr. Long Story Short]

I wonder why he didn't bury midnight in his own yard?

He didn't want to disturb the resting place of the late Lucille Loader.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is comparing himself to King David on his FB page, posting a quote from Psalms (written by King David) by way of bellyaching about his haters. Delusions of relevance AND grandeur!

I’m THRILLED to see my namesake is not letting Bob get away with his reeeetardation of claiming there are religious Jews who believe JC is the messiah. Bob has well and truly drunk the Jim Bakker Kool-Aid. And probably sends Bakker money after begging his own pastor to pay his cable bill.




Update: Bob has been awfully quiet for the past few weeks, apart from getting his ass handed to him on his FB page by my namesake. Could it be because Bob has discovered NextDoor, AKA Twitter for old people?

I’m just gonna leave this here.

 

[jenffer a jay]

 

[DavidFerrie]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v1wFx4DHU_g

Thanks for the post, @jenffer a jay and John A!
(BTW, there are more esoteric/symbolic interpretations of God's role during murderous human evil, and the nature of Original Sin, held by Christians. But Bob is far too DUMB to get them.)

 

[YourUnclesDad]

I was "dicking" around with some silly app. Lol.

Bob's been quiet lately. I guess he really gave up on preaching this time. What a coward.

 

[crayolasword]

Last time he disappeared like this it was because he was writing his new “book” aka the 20 page pamphlet.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Last time he disappeared like this it was because he was writing his new “book” aka the 20 page pamphlet.

I hope he includes an entire chapter on how a lady in Canada killed his cat with black magic over the internet. Let's hope he numbers the pages this time.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Where's that great man of God, when his tens of followers are looking for guidance?

 

[crayolasword]

In his absence I’ve been reading his book. I’m only two chapters in but by God is if it isn’t a comedy masterpiece. He writes in about the same incoherent, rambling style as his videos.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Bob just reported today that he and Rene both have the Coronavirus!!

 

[crayolasword]

Bob should have put a plastic bag over his and Rene’s head to block out the coronavirus. It’s not too late.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Bob should have put a plastic bag over his and Rene’s head to block out the coronavirus. It’s not too late.

I heard from someone that Robert and Rene ate a bat for dinner a few weeks ago. It's no wonder they have the virus. Ohio has had several confirmed cases. I knew that fat bastard was somehow responsible for it.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Bob just reported today that he and Rene both have the Coronavirus!!

Oh yeah? Bob is planning to sic the Health Department on you splicing trolls!

 

[Ride]

Bob just reported today that he and Rene both have the Coronavirus!!

Oh yeah? Bob is planning to sic the Health Department on you splicing trolls!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qhakDNZf4PU

Sad news fellow Christians, he's admitted he has the coronavirus on a video. Please take caution when travelling to Ohio, hopefully Trump will enact a travel ban for Carrollton, OH:

 

[Toasty]

Sooo, according to Bob, Christian's can't catch covid19? What a shitty time to be whatever I am this week. Ask @TamarYaelBatYah, she seems to be the authority on every on else's religious beliefs.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Sooo, according to Bob, Christian's can't catch covid19? What a shitty time to be whatever I am this week. Ask @TamarYaelBatYah, she seems to be the authority on every on else's religious beliefs.

God wasn't much help when he and Rene were munching on turds a few years ago.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Sooo, according to Bob, Christian's can't catch covid19? What a shitty time to be whatever I am this week. Ask @TamarYaelBatYah, she seems to be the authority on every on else's religious beliefs.

Does this mean Bob's not a true Christian if he has it?

 

[jenffer a jay]

bob thinks i am a retad and yes the when he said that thing that i have no glue i know when he cant said my mane and that canadain i not a fool bob

 

[crayolasword]

Amazing how Bob calls people retarded multiple times yet he can’t tell the difference between Timothy and James. I guess your eyesight really goes downhill when you sit in a dark trailer all day and never see the sunlight.

 

[Toasty]

Of course Bob would think that getting the health Dept to write a letter proving some internet trolls wrong is a good use of the department's time during a dangerous world-wide viral outbreak.