🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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There is a couple of things that makes me think the check thing might be truthful. It's not completely out of the realm of possibility that some relative sent him 10 or 20 pitybux for Xmas.
What gives me pause is that he used it to give credence to his prophet status, which he other wise had no reason to bring up.
But my biggest hint on it's reality is that he made sure to brag about it out in the van, and definitely NOT in front of Renee. Because we all know Renee will be needing yet another armband phone holder for her jogging outings, or cooling pad for the laptop that she actually uses on her lap and thinks it's the computer's fault when it constantly overheats.
 
The odometer thing actually made me feel terrible for him. He is clearly a very low IQ individual. It hurt my heart tbh.

As always, Bob reminded me in mere seconds why pity is wasted on him. Claiming to be a prophet? My God. He is delusional. He clearly never studied the biblical definition of prophecy. Not gonna get into it here, but to say he is ignorant is an understatement. Then again, Bob worships JC, who also failed to meet the biblical definition of prophecy.

What really got me was Bob lecturing the world about gratitude. This bitch does nothing but complain every goddamn day. If he’d acknowledged his own lack of gratitude and said “I know, I’m one to talk! But I’m working on improving myself,“ I’d almost respect him. But no, he just condescends to tell others how they fall short of his standards.

I think he started a new narrative in this video: claiming to suffer from chronic pain. Maybe he thinks this is the way to justify his bone idleness and cash in, by cultivating the idea that he’s in agony all day. Mark my words, this isn’t the last we’ll hear of this.

Rather rich of him to talk about others who “think it’s funny to report people.” Motherfucker you brag about calling the cops on people who make fun of you on the internet. What a crybaby.

As for the toenail thing, just go to a salon and pay them $10 to cut your nails. Or double that and get a pedicure with massage. (Ask for a “sport pedi” to get it without polish.) Pros know how to cut ingrown-prone nails, you don’t need to burden working stiffs with the bills for hundreds of dollars for getting your toenails cut. Of course Bob doesn’t give a shit if taxpayers are footing the bill for him (again).
 
Agree, he's so mad at people who think it's funny to report people. This from the guy who calls the police because someone brought him bacon and eggs. Who pulls over to call the cops to report some cyclists who passed him in a passing zone. The guy who calls the sheriff's office if someone uses his cul de sac to turn around or his mail gets mixed up, is mad because someone else is report happy.
 
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Agree, he's so mad at people who think it's funny to report people. This from the guy who calls the police because someone brought him bacon and eggs. Who pulls over to call the cops to report some cyclists who passed him in a passing zone. The guy who calls the sheriff's office if someone uses his cul de sac to turn around or his mail gets mixed up, is mad because someone else is report happy.
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LMAO I totally forgot almost all of these other incidents of him calling the government to file reports on people for nothing. He really needs to get off social media and take his ass to Next Door where it belongs.
 
I wonder if Bob would have the money to fix or replace his van if he didn't spend money on stupid play-patrol shit like useless lightbars, scanners, and dash cameras. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't have a decommissioned crown vic.

I wonder how much less mileage he would have on it if he wasn't tooling around getting 8mpg to 'report' on the weather when we've had extensive dopler weather radar for over 30 years.

I also wonder if he's a worse driver than Chris when you take into account all the time he's talking into a camera, radio or phone while driving.
John Andrews Stan said:
Claiming to be a prophet? My God. He is delusional.
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No, no, he's OBVIOUSLY a prophet. Didn't you hear the evidence?
-He had a dream that someone sent him a check for 10,500 (which would 'cover' the loan for that POS van... jesus what kind of rate does he have on that thing!!!).
-Then he GOT a check in the mail!
-It wasn't for anything like that amount.

1+1+0= prophet!
 
Legit LOL at Bob’s LARPing as a first responder and storm chaser. What if he had instead put that mileage on his vehicle by volunteering to take the indigent to their doctor’s appointments? Would it ever occur to him to do something like that? Doubtful. He’s a taker and scold, not a giver.

Apteryx Owenii said:
No, no, he's OBVIOUSLY a prophet. Didn't you hear the evidence?
-He had a dream that someone sent him a check for 10,500 (which would 'cover' the loan for that POS van... jesus what kind of rate does he have on that thing!!!).
-Then he GOT a check in the mail!
-It wasn't for anything like that amount.

1+1+0= prophet!
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I’m dying. I really want to know what Bob thinks the definition of prophecy is. Even claiming this as psychic abilities would be dumb. Claiming it as proof he’s an anointed spokesman for God on this planet is legit mental.

Thinking about when Bob did a lot of college, it reminded me that that’s a scam a lot of white trash aspiring NEETs run. They pursue as many diplomas from low-level “colleges” as they can just to get as many Pell grants and student loans as they can. These are the kind of places where your “degree” can be in anything from medical office administration to HVAC repair. Some people will go for every diploma a place like that offers, while skipping as many classes as possible, because all those grants and loans mean they don’t have to work. All they have to do is maintain a minimum GPA. They have no intention of ever paying back their student loans.

Too bad Bob didn’t get a “degree” in something useful like medical transcription. He could have a lucrative job working from his global ministry HQ/recliner. Instead he’s begging online and berating people on social media for not giving him enough free money.
 
Bob reported his IQ twice - once as 91 (IIRC it was in his psych report when he threatened to kill the mayor) and again at like 78 or something. Average IQ in the USA is 98, and college grad is 110 and up. Make of that what you will.

He often appears in videos to have trouble reading - probably his below average IQ and bad eyesight. He has said he was in learning difficulty classes when he was in school, so he might legit have dyslexia or something.

And as someone else noted, for a grown man, he sure does like to LARP and play dress up in important grown up roles. He seems to be attracted to occupations that have levels of responsibility, authority, and respect from the public.
 
Bob claims that he has $10,500 coming his way because of his prophetic dream.
We also know that he can't read a 6 digit odometer. Is it possible that he really has $10.50 coming and he misread his own prophecy??
By the way Bob, if you do not receive $10,500, that makes you a false prophet!!
 
Bob believes the max IQ is 100. So of course he brags about scores of 91 and 78.

As for his LARPing, it always involves uniforms with badges. Gee, wonder why he never dared to LARP as a firefighter. 🤔
 
bob need your duck tape why whacht this new video
his office rust away and he cant drive his van anymore so send all the duck tape your can so bob get some that free food in 2020
 
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Lately Bob has been having some car troubles. He basically said his van is beyond fucked and the frame is falling apart. He will continue to beg until someone gives him another vehicle that he will neglect. Imagine if Bob just didn't have that premium cable for 8-12 months, he would have enough money to buy a used car. But that's not what Bob does because his brain doesn't understand how responsibility works.

He neglects everything: his health, vehicles, home, checking account, Rene, hygiene, his 2 kids, cats, etc.

Apparently JHA sent a holiday greeting video to @jenffer a jay

This is Bob's tree that he's been too lazy to take down for like 10 years.
Merry Christmas!
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Bob posted a video of trying to argue that JC was indeed a prophet. What was Bob's detailed and cogent refutation of the assertion made here that JC didn't fit the minimum criteria for prophesy? "OK, whatever." Hard to argue with that!
Then Bob turns to an illustrated children's book (!) and has great difficulty reading the very simple sentences it contains.
He makes some hilarious claims about how those who did meet the definition of a prophet, like Isaiah, were totally talking about JC. He babbles incoherently about this for several agonizing minutes, reading through both the children's book and NKJ Christian book of TP. Then he plays some fake "rabbi" on Jim Bakker's show, talking about how astrology proves JC is messiah.

We already know Bob is not a sane human. But there can now be little doubt that he is also profoundly cognitively impaired.

I don't know how you just gloss over your boy JC doing literally nothing he was supposed to have done in order to meet the criteria for prophesy and messiah, but I'm not surprised Bob finds a way. A short list of things an actual messiah would have brought, according to the "Old Testament" part of Bob's bible: rebuild the Temple, gather the dispersed exiles, unite the world in an era of peace, etc. Bob doesn't seem to know that the Temple was actually still standing during the time JC was supposedly being a messiah, and remained there for 35 years after he was supposed to have died. But Bob doesn't know a lot of basic things.

If Bob had done a divinity degree worth anything, he'd know that Isaiah 7:14 isn’t a messianic prophecy at all. He'd know the most basic Hebrew and realize that the word "alma" doesn't mean virgin. And he'd know that his boy JC does not meet the #1 requirement for the messiah, as laid out very clearly in Bob's own "Old Testament": the messiah was supposed to be a direct patrilineal descendant of King David and King Solomon. If Bob believes that JC didn't have a human father, there's literally no way for him to be anyone's patrilineal descendant.

Then again, Bob thinks JC being born in Bethlehem -- you know, like hundreds of thousands of other people over the years -- proves he was a prophet. Even though that also wasn't a messianic requirement. Bob also believes, bizarrely, that riding into Jerusalem on a donkey was something special that nobody else ever did, therefore JC has to be the messiah. It's THAT hard for him to acknowledge his entire religion is a sham and he worships the corpse of a fraud.

I don't celebrate Christmas at all but my namesake gave me the biggest gift ever today!

You can see why I love this man. He really nails Bob, and he does it with humor and style. When he said that Bob will figure out how to address his financial woes because he's smart and "he is a doctor, after all," I lost it.

Here's what I don't get: Why does Bob need a van? Does Renee need a vehicle that has a chair lift or something? If he just needs to get from A to B, get a small, fuel-efficient vehicle you can pay off quickly. Why in tarnation should somebody pay for him to LARP as a first responder in a van when he's a recliner jockey 99% of his waking hours? Hell, even if someone GAVE him a paid-for car, it'd probably be cheaper for him to hire a private car service for his errands and appointments than to have an insurance payment, buy gas, pay for maintenance, etc.

On the whole language change on his FB, I cracked up. He kept clicking the button with the French word for "cancel" instead of the submit button. The good doctor didn't bother to use Google Translate to figure out what things meant, he just clicked randomly on shit and got assmad when it didn't work as he wanted. I can earnestly say that I think he is legitimately mentally retardęd.
 
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John's video was great. He was in such a great mood.

As for Bob's money woes, ironically the Bible has a lot of commands on how to use money, so much so that evangelical Christians have even started financial counseling services based on scriptural commands on how to use money, and they do quite well. Of course Bob wouldn't like the advice because it's all about living within your means, not buying useless luxuries to feel better about yourself or to impress people, not going into debt unless you really need to, working hard at your job and saving for emergencies, etc.

But we already knew Bob only really talks about the parts of his religion that he likes and gets personal gain from, and ignores or tells people that they're wrong, even if it's obvious that they knew what they're talking about, about the parts of the religion that inconvenience him. I know that's common with religious people, but still.
 
Here’s the thing. If Bob put his hands up and admitted he’d made foolish decisions that landed him in financial trouble, you could at least respect him for owning his mistakes in a broad, vague sense. But instead his output is just him bellyaching about how nobody is giving him free money, free vehicles, or free parts and labor.

Bob will never realize he has made it hard — if not impossible — for people to help him. His preaching is really just him scolding people to give him free stuff. Because people just LOVE being commanded to open their wallets for unpleasant, lazy, self-righteous whiners. That he ever thought this would be a winning tactic is hilarious. After literally years of it not working, he’s still trying to berate people into bankrolling his life. Bob will never, ever learn.

Just a reminder: We would not have chapter and verse knowledge of Bob’s disastrous financial decisions or his personal life if he hadn‘t literally published a book about it all or posted hours of videos revealing what should be private information. And he blames “hackers” for this 😂
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Here’s the thing. If Bob put his hands up and admitted he’d made foolish decisions that landed him in financial trouble, you could at least respect him for owning his mistakes in a broad, vague sense. But instead his output is just him bellyaching about how nobody is giving him free money, free vehicles, or free parts and labor.

Bob will never realize he has made it hard — if not impossible — for people to help him. His preaching is really just him scolding people to give him free stuff. Because people just LOVE being commanded to open their wallets for unpleasant, lazy, self-righteous whiners. That he ever thought this would be a winning tactic is hilarious. After literally years of it not working, he’s still trying to berate people into bankrolling his life. Bob will never, ever learn.

Just a reminder: We would not have chapter and verse knowledge of Bob’s disastrous financial decisions or his personal life if he hadn‘t literally published a book about it all or posted hours of videos revealing what should be private information. And he blames “hackers” for this 😂
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For his personal finances being "none of anyone's business", I sure know a hell of a lot about them for someone I've never met. As far as him getting a new vehicle, he needs to get at least an F350 Diesel with a trailer to haul his and Rene's fat gargantuan asses around. It's no wonder that van has frame issues. It's probably always bottoming out scraping on train tracks and over speed bumps. And have you seen the shit he hauls around in the back seats? What the fuck is all that crap?
 
YourUnclesDad said:
It's no wonder that van has frame issues. It's probably always bottoming out scraping on train tracks and over speed bumps. And have you seen the shit he hauls around in the back seats? What the fuck is all that crap?
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These are the kinds of circumstances that should make Bob reflect on his good fortune to still have a roof over their heads. If not for that trailer, they'd be living in that van. I don't know if his lot is paid for or rented, but he needs to do everything possible to make sure they don't lose it. When you look back on all his videos of buying Renee literally dozens of new cell phones and buying her new laptops and iPads several times a year, it's even more unbelievable that he's begging for someone to buy him a new van now.

Not to mention that if their income is that low, they no doubt qualify for HEAP and other programs to get their bills paid. Bob says he has a budget, but for some reason has not shared it when he is commanding people to pay his bills and buy him a new vehicle. I'm sure he's still shelling out for luxuries like prepaid legal services and unnecessary electronics.
 
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YourUnclesDad said:
Lately Bob has been having some car troubles. He basically said his van is beyond fucked and the frame is falling apart. He will continue to beg until someone gives him another vehicle that he will neglect. Imagine if Bob just didn't have that premium cable for 8-12 months, he would have enough money to buy a used car. But that's not what Bob does because his brain doesn't understand how responsibility works.

He neglects everything: his health, vehicles, home, checking account, Rene, hygiene, his 2 kids, cats, etc.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_5EPdf9gJbI
Apparently JHA sent a holiday greeting video to @jenffer a jay
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qa9Zo7cdYNs
This is Bob's tree that he's been too lazy to take down for like 10 years.
Merry Christmas!
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It’s hard to be more depressing than the Chris Christmas video but this may just overtake it.
 
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