🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I imagine that call went something like this.

Operator: Hello 911 what the emergency?
Bob: heloooo … there is ….. uh …. traffic, I can not…. get the the foood … pantry.
Operator: Sir this does…
Bob: I’m trained….. just like a police officer. I … know what an emergency….. is.
Operator: Sir you are wasting resources. *click, hangs up.
 
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HarveySperg41 said:
I imagine that call went something like this.

Operator: Hello 911 what the emergency?
Bob: heloooo … there is ….. uh …. traffic, I can not…. get the the foood … pantry.
Operator: Sir this does…
Bob: I’m trained….. just like a police officer. I … know what an emergency….. is.
Operator: Sir you are wasting resources. *click, hangs up.
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You forgot the operator sighing, "It's McKim AGAIN. For fucks sakes."
 
I hadn’t checked his Facebook is a bit, so i missed this. Who is wasting time calling him? What are you doing, telling him to get a job, be productive in society? He’s proven that he can’t and won’t.

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HarveySperg41 said:
Who is wasting time calling him?
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The doctor who used to post here and got banned for repeatedly boasting about cow tipping seemed downright obsessed with Bob. He also seemed like a bitter asshole who had nothing better to do than fixate on Bob. I’d believe that loon is calling Bob.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
The doctor who used to post here and got banned for repeatedly boasting about cow tipping seemed downright obsessed with Bob. He also seemed like a bitter asshole who had nothing better to do than fixate on Bob. I’d believe that loon is calling Bob.
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I hope that fucker fucks off. I don’t understand hating someone, I don’t hate Bob, I just find him funny.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
I hope that fucker fucks off. I don’t understand hating someone, I don’t hate Bob, I just find him funny.
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He was finally banned and has not been missed. He threatened to show up on Bob’s doorstep when he and his wife went to speak at an OSU medical conference. Just absolute nutbars. Imagine that lunatic being your doctor.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
I hadn’t checked his Facebook is a bit, so i missed this. Who is wasting time calling him? What are you doing, telling him to get a job, be productive in society? He’s proven that he can’t and won’t.

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Watch it be actual telemarketers just spoofing his phone number to call other people. Either way hope he told the sheriff department people were being mean to him
 
John Andrews Stan said:
He was finally banned and has not been missed. He threatened to show up on Bob’s doorstep when he and his wife went to speak at an OSU medical conference. Just absolute nutbars. Imagine that lunatic being your doctor.
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Yikes; I'd assumed that was unfunny gimmick-posting.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Yikes; I'd assumed that was unfunny gimmick-posting.
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No, he meant it. He came here first years ago under a different username and kept double posting and threatening Bob. (I was using a different account at that time.) I privately messaged him and gently pointed out the rules about both things, genuinely trying to help. He flipped his shit and wrote back some unhinged reply about how he was too good for this site anyway and fuck all of us.

It’s a known phenomenon that many times the lolcow’s detractors include those who are just as fucked up as the lolcow, if not more. This dude — who claimed to be writing from his luxurious home in the Seychelles, angry as hell that Bob exists — very much illustrated the point.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
No, he meant it. He came here first years ago under a different username and kept double posting and threatening Bob. (I was using a different account at that time.) I privately messaged him and gently pointed out the rules about both things, genuinely trying to help. He flipped his shit and wrote back some unhinged reply about how he was too good for this site anyway and fuck all of us.

It’s a known phenomenon that many times the lolcow’s detractors include those who are just as fucked up as the lolcow, if not more. This dude — who claimed to be writing from his luxurious home in the Seychelles, angry as hell that Bob exists — very much illustrated the point.
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Figured he was a sock puppet, the whole background story was inconsistent.
 
Whatever happened to that one dude with the channel pretending to be Bob’s son or something from Cincinnati? That guy was funny as all get out. And does anyone remember the channel name?
 
So I was at Wally World (I’m not banned from there) and saw these beauties. I have decided to start my own radio patrol club. Membership will be 1 cent per month, the yearly get together will be at the local park.
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HarveySperg41 said:
So I was at Wally World (I’m not banned from there) and saw these beauties. I have decided to start my own radio patrol club. Membership will be 1 cent per month, the yearly get together will be at the local park.
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You need a cool name for your group. My suggestion, Power Trip Rangers
 
Poutine It Here said:
You need a cool name for your group. My suggestion, Power Trip Rangers
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That’s a good one. I think I will go with County Ultimate Nice Team. While I would want C.U.N.T. to be a tight group, it’ll probably be just a loose affiliation of people . Though there will be some standards, you don’t have to be clean shaven, but should be well groomed. And don’t show up meetings smelling like a fish. I’m sure people will be hounding me to join.
 
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The good doctor just missed a fantastic and profitable opportunity. The village of Newcomerstown had an opening for Chief of Police. Unfortunately, he has missed out and the position has been filled.
 
Stupid Moron OG said:
The good doctor just missed a fantastic and profitable opportunity. The village of Newcomerstown had an opening for Chief of Police. Unfortunately, he has missed out and the position has been filled.
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I think the first question of the application is, "Have you ever threatened to kill the city's mayor and or other elected officials?"

We all know Bob wouldn't get past that question.
 
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