🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
While we're waiting for Bob to post a new video of bullshit, here's 2 from the past when he was at his ungrateful and selfish best.

Note the food he took home. Carbs, sugar and crap. Perfect for a diabetic, that takes insulin.

And then he bitches and moans that his blood sugar is off the charts.
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Is he allowed to choose the food that he gets at the pantry or is it set allotment? Some food pantries are not able to or haven't thought about tailoring the food they hand out to the conditions that their clients may have. Healthy food - fresh fruits, fresh vegs, meat - is more expensive and spoils faster so they may be keeping shelf-stable things on hand.
 
Littleblackchyld said:
Healthy food - fresh fruits, fresh vegs, meat - is more expensive and spoils faster so they may be keeping shelf-stable things on hand.
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You can still eat pretty decently with shelf-stable things: turkey spam, canned green beans and mustard were a pretty common for me in college. Tuna packs last for fucking ever and are pretty high in protein and can be eaten with literally anything. There's, uh, plastically 'canned' fruit pieces available for under $1 a throw that last for over a month I think. And even if you have to take strait up canned fruit, pour out the syrup and you'll be fine when you eat it. Not ideal obviously, but it can totally work. He still chose to take the garbage food, however. Also I fucking hate ramen noodles like that. Never found one that tasted good.

In the video he demonstrates that he has fresh things like eggs, fruit, and carrots. But we know he'll jus let them rot and eat Sun Chips instead.
 
I've often wondered how he would cope without the attention of his 5 loyal viewers. Does he post something stupid and random bout his life, upload it on his what I would assume dial-up internet and repeat?
 
Littleblackchyld said:
Is he allowed to choose the food that he gets at the pantry or is it set allotment? Some food pantries are not able to or haven't thought about tailoring the food they hand out to the conditions that their clients may have. Healthy food - fresh fruits, fresh vegs, meat - is more expensive and spoils faster so they may be keeping shelf-stable things on hand.
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Choice or not, healthy or not, Slob takes it home anyway. And hoards it. Because judging from his crap-filled trailer, Slob is a hoarder that collects crap, to make him feel that he has more than anyone else.

Nevertheless, when he decides to eat his free food, he complains it's not healthy, not good enough or not what he likes.

He's told us more than once that he eats healthy, while eating a jar of peanut butter with a bag of marshmallows or ice cream pie as a chaser.

Seeing these 2 sitting wedged in to their recliners is proof positive that Bob and Rene (recognizing their supposed litany of ailments) and not eating healthy, don't care about eating healthy and, that he's nothing more than obese, obnoxious liar that fills his face with junk food and grease.

In addition, Pastor Doublechin has enough food in his cupboards to last 6 months (excluding his Jim Bakker Food Buckets.) Those overpriced buckets of freeze dried cardboard are good for 20 years! Bonus!

It's not God first with Slob. It's Slob first.

Because he's a greedy, selfish, obnoxious hypocrite.
 
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Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
Pastor Doublechin has enough food in his cupboards to last 6 months (excluding his Jim Bakker Food Buckets.) Those overpriced buckets of freeze dried cardboard are good for 20 years!
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By which you mean, of course, that they'll still be absolutely the same garbage in 20 years. Those Bakker food buckets are a joke among actual preppers. It makes me feel slightly better that at least one of the people Bakker is swindling out of his tard bucks is Robert McKim, dipshit supreme.
 
There's one born every minute and Felon/Con Man Bakker reeled in Pastor Slob years ago. Hook, line and sinker.

When I heard Slob say in a very early video that 'Jim Bakker is a good man and he's doing the right thing" I said to myself - This clown can't be serious.

Unfortunately, he was.

Also unfortunate, we (taxpayers) paid for Slob's Food Buckets and water filtration bottles and who knows what else he's bought from Bakker.

Along with everything else Slob buys.

We're the ones being swindled.

I have a suggestion for Medicare/Medicare reform: Purchases by SSI recipients from convicted felons and con artists will be disallowed.
 
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You can still eat pretty decently with shelf-stable things: turkey spam, canned green beans and mustard were a pretty common for me in college. Tuna packs last for fucking ever and are pretty high in protein and can be eaten with literally anything. There's, uh, plastically 'canned' fruit pieces available for under $1 a throw that last for over a month I think. And even if you have to take strait up canned fruit, pour out the syrup and you'll be fine when you eat it. Not ideal obviously, but it can totally work. He still chose to take the garbage food, however. Also I fucking hate ramen noodles like that. Never found one that tasted good.

In the video he demonstrates that he has fresh things like eggs, fruit, and carrots. But we know he'll jus let them rot and eat Sun Chips instead.
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I think he sees it as his civic duty to take the garbage food, better him (a chosen one, who cannot be corrupted) eat it, than the weaker souls be tempted by such trash.

Meat_Puppet said:
I've often wondered how he would cope without the attention of his 5 loyal viewers. Does he post something stupid and random bout his life, upload it on his what I would assume dial-up internet and repeat?
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Noooooo! That would be high speed cable, nothing but the best for RLM, he has to sacrifice healthy food and Rene's meds in order to get cable AND satellite. That way he can beg for more money so he can cover the essentials.
 
Slob's latest.

It's comparable to watching Mr. Rogers, when Mr. Rogers put on his sweater and sneakers while talking to his viewers.

The differences being:
  1. Slob didn't put on his sneakers, because Slob can't see or reach his feet. (Slob also hasn't been able to see his penis since age 31 - but that's another issue for another time.)
  2. Mr. Rogers had teeth (all of them.)
  3. Mr. Rogers didn't wear sweaters covered with useless and meaningless patches.
  4. Mr. Rogers didn't weigh 300 pounds. (And when Slob said he lost weight, that means he recently took a shit, that contained the remnants of 9 pounds of peanut butter and 5 pounds of bacon.)
  5. Mr. Rogers washed his hair more than once every 4 months.
  6. Mr. Rogers never called himself a prophet.
  7. Mr. Rogers didn't wear dingy yellow (once were white) t-shirts.
  8. Mr. Rogers had a discernible waistline and hips, a visible neck and one chin.
  9. Mr. Rogers wasn't a raving lunatic, that called his viewers the anti-Christ. (Think about it. Did you once hear Mr. Rogers say, "Can you say anti Christ, boys and girls? Sure you can.)
  10. Mr. Rogers wasn't an asshole.
  11. The difference between Mr. Rogers and Pastor Slob is about 2.6 million years of evolution.
This video, my friends, is destined to be a classic.

It's a beautiful day in the trailer park, a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Would you be mine, could you be mine? Won't you be my 'booolee'.


Also noteworthy, Slob seems to have foregone calling the FBI, Homeland Security, attorney general, local police, CIA, sheriff and his $19.99/month lawyer to complain about people making truthful comments about him (substantiated by excerpts from his book or his past videos,) that he doesn't like.

Instead, Slob has resorted to the harsh and imposing tactics of blocking those people and looking up those people on the Internet.


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Mod edit: The second video was a clip from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.
 
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Well I for one, am thankful for the preaching about the correct way to put on a coat (does this method also apply to jackets? - he wasn't too clear on that). Up until now, I though you put it on like a snuggy, with the hole at the back. I also seem to be mistaken in thinking you put the left arm on first - I guess that's how the followers of satan do it. From now on I will make sure I put the right arm on first.
 
I'm going to find a shop to print this on to a lime green safety vest (complete with reflective tape) and send it to Slob for Christmas.

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3XL, of course.
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Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
I'm going to find a shop to print this on to a lime green safety vest (complete with reflective tape) and send it to Slob for Christmas.

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3XL, of course.
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I didn't realize Slob was so short until his autistic display in his video today. Humpty dumpty was the first thing I thought of. What a piece of work this guy is. I took a bunch of drugs Friday night and watched like 3 hours of this guy's shitty but unintentionally hilarious videos. I think Bob is what you get when cousins fornicate 4 generations in a row.
 
I've had a great weekend but this damn thing is the cherry on the cake :D Frankly I must have missed something, because I don't quite follow how his jackets connects with the spirit of the antichrist, but damn if this new, more dynamic style of video isnt't more entertaining than the old one. The only way this could get better would be if he hiked his pants even higher. Or had a complete chimpout, that would be great too.
 
Clearly the bacon floweth in the Jesus Bunker; Blob's looking larger and more haggard than the last time I was compelled by Satan to come into this thread and mock his godly devotion.

Christ on a cracker, though. The parallel with Rogers dickpunched my childhood feels into the stratosphere. :'(
 
It's a good thing that someone like Bob is out there with his liar's coat to cause confusion and mistrust during a real accident or disaster.
 
Looking at this picture, it's painfully obvious that Slob's son (in the red shirt) is Slob's.

However, his other son (in the dark blue shirt) looks nothing like Slob (fortunately, for that son.)

I think Slob has some 'splainin' to do regarding who the father is.

Could this son be the product of a threesome? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
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