🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Slob has to keep the scanner running 24 hours a day, to be ready to respond to any emergency by putting on his lime green safety shirt and lime green safety jacket (both adorned with patches and badges that mean essentially nothing) and falling back in to his recliner, eating a jar of peanut butter, then making a video bitching that his blood sugar is off the charts and that his insulin isn't working and, telling everyone that he's eating right and that he's smarter than his doctor.

Because Slob is a real doctor.

"Open up the doctor book, you stupid moron!"

More sage advice from the chosen one.

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Sc4rface said:
Hello! This is evangelist Dr. Robert L. McKim Sr., from Carollton, Ohio.
Who couldn't be bothered to switch his damn police scanner off before making a new video.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uegoUK7lNQk
edit. Relatively subdued in tone, concentrating mostly on YouTube weens. Highlights include an amusing discussion on bondage and Bob trying to read long words from a book.
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Long story short - struggle is real
let me help you Bob
 
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Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
"Stupidityness" still ranks as my all-time favorite.

"Celleitus" is a very close second.
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Listening to Bob speak is a little like watching an episode of the Beverly Hillbillies. It's a shame his parents didn't name him Jethro. Or Bubba.

Hopefully this summer Pastor Slob will add a cement pond and critters behind his trailer.

And strap Rene's recliner, with Rene in it, to the top of his shitbox van.

This is a win-win: She won't need her CPAP with a 40 mph headwind and eliminates the problem of cleaning her dirty CPAP masks.
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See, those are funny too, but not as funny as when he entirely replaces words. He never replaces words that make the message more positive, it ALWAYS fits his confirmation bias. His CB is so goddamn strong that his inability to read works with him. (Chris owns Kiwi Farms? Meme that says Chris is great, when really its saying he's retarded. We aren't being blackmailed, it's demons so Bob can chortle over God punishing us.) It's really very interesting.
 
Since Slob isn't married, there's nothing for anyone to worry about.

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See, those are funny too, but not as funny as when he entirely replaces words. He never replaces words that make the message more positive, it ALWAYS fits his confirmation bias. His CB is so goddamn strong that his inability to read works with him. (Chris owns Kiwi Farms? Meme that says Chris is great, when really its saying he's exceptional. We aren't being blackmailed, it's demons so Bob can chortle over God punishing us.) It's really very interesting.
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New video: conspiracy to destroy the Universal Life Church, something something, old legal cases, yada yada yada, ordained dogs, fraud, sin and so on, unrelated Bible reading, Bob is angry, yada yada, military people are bad people, Bob can't pronounce "futility" because of his eyes, SatanDevil, have a blessed day.
 
Back to the future.

Pastor Slob has been bitching and moaning the same message since he bought (sorry, since we bought) a video camera with his welfare check.


- I'm not an asshole, I'm a real doctor and it's somebody else's fault that I'm broke and don't have any friends or family to give me money and free stuff.

Get it straight, you stupid moron. -
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This video has it all, including Bob praying to God, specifically for a lift chair. (Because Rene shit herself in her recliner. It's the governments fault that Rene can't get her 300+ pound frame out of her recliner.)

And who said Bob never prays in public? In this video you will see and hear Slob pray to God himself as if he's giving his wish list to Santa Claus. He gets very specific on what he wants God to give him.

Enjoy this Pastor Slob classic, with his message that you've seen before, saw today and will see again and again and again.


To quote Bob, "When is this madness going to stop, people?"

Amen.

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Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YGAHQrzAT6A
To quote Bob, "When is this madness going to stop, people?"

Amen.
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Bob is like a goddamn diodrama of stuff you shouldn't discuss online with your real name and face. And it's one thing when he divulges when, how and in what company he himself learned to masturbate but what really gets me is how he just blurts out all sorts of intimate details about Rene. Giving out banking information can't be far now...
 
This video took me by surprise when I first saw it. When Slob mentioned Rene had an accident in her recliner, I assumed she spilled a drink. It's happened to all of us.

I never thought Slob would go as low as he did in describing why Rene's recliner was soaked.

Since this video, I've never underestimated how low Slob will stoop to prove he's a complete asshole.


And, let's us never forget (because we can't erase the image from our memory) Slob's video showing and describing in great detail, a toilet bowl filled with Rene's diarrhea.

Her sputum covered shirt comes in at second place.

In another of Bob's twisted and psychotic interpretations, he states that we are 'not part of the worldly system.'

His belief excludes the worldly systems of Medicare, Medicaid, housing assistance, gas vouchers and government assistance at every level.

Because, according to 'preachings of McKim' it's OK for him to be part of the worldly systems that give free stuff and money.

Other than that, Slob is all Jesus.
 
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Seems RLM made a huge leap of logic failure concerning the legitimacy of the ULC. The court ruling merely states it is considered a non-profit organisation, and as such is tax exempt. The church founder submitted that the church has NO doctrine other than to "do what is right". There is no requirement to believe in a god, there is no requirement to follow a religious book. Basically believe what you want and good luck to you.

As such, applying Christian Biblical principles to the ULC has no founding, they are not governed (nor blessed) by the Word of the Christian God. As the church has no doctrine a devout Christian would not be under any obligation to support the ULC, nor to count it as a part of the brethren. The ULC is a Pagan organization and for a Christian minister to seek approval from them, through ordination and/or honorary degrees would be considered sacrilege.

RLM states the ULC is a church - correct, but so too is a budhist temple, a jewish synagogue, and a muslim mosque (under the first amendment).
RLM states the ULC is tax exempt - correct, but so is Goodwill, the Smithsonian, and the American Bar Association.
What has no founding is RLM's claim is that they are a Christian Church - they are not, and that is the point of objection that Christians have.
 
Here's the latest from John Andrews.
He's been sending me videos pretty regularly, and I haven't posted all of them here, BTW- Here's a playlist (dead link) of John videos, if you feel like catching up.
Mod edit: Sadly all the John videos from this channel are lost.

I did another "Tripping Out" video as well, which has some pretty good RLM freakouts in it.
Lastly, I think it's interesting to note, that @ImDead appears to have closed up shop on his YouTube channel (dead link). I wonder what that's about. It's been awhile since his name came up, and in case you need a little refreshing, he was super-active around this time last year, just about the time KF first discovered RLM. Bob made a video called, "Getting attacked by a dead zombie" about him, IIRC. His quality varied quite a bit, but he was responsible for some pretty choice freak outs.
 
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New video: conspiracy to destroy the Universal Life Church, something something, old legal cases, yada yada yada, ordained dogs, fraud, sin and so on, unrelated Bible reading, Bob is angry, yada yada, military people are bad people, Bob can't pronounce "futility" because of his eyes, SatanDevil, have a blessed day.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UPawce1hC0o
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It's impossible for McKim to not lie.

"My eyes is not focusing here right."

Funny that they focus on words he can pronounce.

He's a pathological liar and sociopath.

And a coward, for hiding comments posted to his website that he doesn't like.

According to Slob, there's '"a lot of people out there" that reply to his videos and messages.

Until I see their comments, in full and unedited, I simply won't believe him.

In the same manner that I don't take anything he says with a grain of salt.

After 52 years (well, let's give him the benefit of the doubt and start when he was 15) . . .

After 37 years, McKim still fails to realize he's a lying asshole, explaining why everyone treats him like a lying asshole.


Mod edit: Channel was taken down. Video title was "McKim on McKim: Fair Distribution of Wealth".
 
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Degree recipient / sucker Bob 'Threesome' McKim says,

"When you send in a hundred bucks, you get a degree!

S O T P what ur doing and send in ur money today!

Be a dokter, like me!"

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Personal checks are not accepted (we don't trust you as far as we can throw you.)

Applications written with crayon are accepted. Signatures in thumbprints and pawprints are accepted.

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He proves himself wrong multiple times. About theULC and Exodus. He supports black magic, like any good Christian.
Everyone should s.o.t.p. posting on kiwifarms
Also, as you said Bobby, you can't be un-ordained. So Optimus Prime is as much a minister as you.

And yes, Bob, you did break the law. Remember when you threatened to kill the mayor?

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