🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
This guy can't even say Merry Christmas without finding something to complain about.

He must be a real treat to live with.

Sidenote: He's getting OCD with his eyeglasses.
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That's probably why all they got for Christmas from Rene's mother was a Christmas card. I'm fairly certain she didn't get one from the McKim's. So if you're going to bitch and complain, and not reciprocate - then you've got to consider yourself lucky to get anything at all.
 
Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
McKIm is the kind of person that would win the Lottery for a million and say - Only a million?
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Depends, actually. I had YouTube autoplaying his old videos one day and came across one where he told a story about how he was once broke and needed money to pay a bill. Then he came across a runaway dog, brought it to the sheriff (or some official) who took it back to its owner and the owner thanked Bob with a card and just the sum of cash he needed. Bob actually teared up when he told the story. Now, as Bob saw it the money he got for returning the dog was a sign of God's providence. And, yes, the point he was trying to make was that since God gave him $20, people watching the video should give him money too. (Sort of makes your brain tingle if you think about it too much.)

To me it looks like Bob is, at least in his own, idiosyncratic way, very sincere in his faith and if he perceives something to be an act of God, he'll be genuinely thankful for it. However, as you said, when it comes to human actions, nothing really seems to be enough for him.
 
bacterium said:
He is really trying to assemble an international team of tards.
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Sc4rface said:
And, yes, the point he was trying to make was that since God gave him $20, people watching the video should give him money too.
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...Since the sheriff God gave him $20 for returning a dog to its home to show providence, his viewers should also give him money? What?
 
He's good at turning on the crocodile tears. Look back at the videos of when his father died (when he spent more time screaming that his inheritance was being stolen. So much for missing his father . . .) and the video of the recording of him talking to his father.

Academy award for dramatic performance? Nailed it.
 
Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
He's good at turning on the crocodile tears. Look back at the videos of when his father died (when he spent more time screaming that his inheritance was being stolen. So much for missing his father . . .) and the video of the recording of him talking to his father.
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My cynical side would agree but I just can't see Bob having that level of cunning.
 
Not so much cunning, as devious and scheming.

He knows how to squeeze every available dollar and take advantage of every available benefit from a myriad of federal, state and county government agencies, food banks and churches.

And, been doing it for years.

For example, conveniently shopping on the same day he or Rene have a doctor's appointment. Where the government reimburses Jabba for his mileage that day. What an amazing coincidence.

The reality is, everything Pastor Slob has (excluding his trailer and van) and hoards, he didn't pay for. We, as taxpayers, did.

And somehow, it's still not enough to satisfy Pastor Slob.

He's deeply in debt without 2 nickels to rub together. Attributable to his being incredibly selfish, incapable of living within his provided means and, not very bright.
 
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Rev. Slob's latest. Most of it is him phoning various healthcare agencies about Renee's bronchitis, but at about 2:45 he starts bitching about the prank-calls he's been getting, and mentions that weens as far away as Canada and the UK have been harassing him via telephone:
 
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I haven't watched BBC's Sherlock and why would I, I've got Internet Detective & Evangelist Dr. Bob 'Doomsayer' McKim Sr.
(Contains mumbling about getting weened; prophetic dreams seen after binging all night on Paul Begley.)
 
Help! Help! The paranoids are after me!

Grab the bacon people and waddle and shuffle along for your life!

At least Pastor Slob is able to run in his dreams. . . .

(According to pastor Slob [if you believe anything he has said] he's phoned the FBI, State Department, several police departments in many states, Homeland Security and the Attorneys General of several states. Although he's mentioned them, it's unclear if he's phoned the CIA and NSA.

His 'this guy is a nutcase' blip on the radar is getting larger and larger. Just like his physique. He will soon outgrow his recliner, or, it will collapse with him in it.

An event I hope is captured on video)
 
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I've noticed on his other videos where he recorded himself actually calling his local Sheriff's department he had the number memorized. I can only assume he's one of those morons who calls the cops about every little thing. The dispatcher who answered seemed pretty familiar with him.
I can only hope that he really has called the FBI like he claims. Hopefully he'll end up on some watch list.
 
His latest:

The video opens with Pastor Slob discussing the latest antics of his weens, and claiming that he's sicced local Oregon police against the guy representing himself as "Charles Stone." He follows it with readings from one of the Bible's more obscure prophets, and some ranting about the New World Order, Donald Trump, and greedy health-insurance companies that are trying to scam him and Rene.
 
Not gonna lie, "Zephaniah" would be kind of a cool first name for a fictional character if you gave them a really bland last name like Jones or Smith.
 
It appears that Bob has two new arch enemies. The first is Bible Drive a brave war veteran who fought for Bob's freedom to act like a retard on YouTube. Bob chooses to mock and defame this brave young man's war record.

The second is Charlie Stone from Oregon. A young man with Down's syndrome. Who Bob chooses to mock because he has disabilities.
 
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