🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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HarveySperg41 said:
So Bob has found a new group to leach off of, it’s only matter of time before he makes an ass of himself and blows up on the kind people of LordsBook because they won’t validate his opinions or give him money.

https://lordsbook.com/EvangRevRobert
https://lordsbook.com/renejackson

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One thing I find fascinating about lolcows like McKim is the total inability to recognize that they're a failure at something, and stop, or at least change tact. Here he mentions "my ministry"....What ministry? Like sincerely....WHO are you ministering to? What guidance/service/comfort/support have you ever provided anyone? I mean you supply us with laughter but I don't think that's what you had in mind. You've spent your whole life leeching off others while cosplaying as one authority figure or another (security guard, first responder, minister etc) and you've never had even a glimmer or success with any of them. That's not a heartwarming tale of perseverance, that's just pure delusion.
 
SteveGoatman said:
Here he mentions "my ministry"....What ministry? Like sincerely....WHO are you ministering to? What guidance/service/comfort/support have you ever provided anyone
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It’s nothing but a LARP. Like the time my daughter told everyone she’d opened an animal hospital and was currently treating two cats who’d been hit by cars, a dog with bone cancer and an arthritic horse. Except she was four years old and had moved past that fantasy by the time she was in kindergarten.

Bob is a joke to everyone who’s aware of him. Which is fine by me, since he’s showing people what a sham self-styled “evangelists” are. If he keeps it up, there won’t be a Christian in the land by the time Bob pops his clogs.
 
SteveGoatman said:
What guidance/service/comfort/support have you ever provided anyone?
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Come on, look at what Slob provides:
- Tries and fails to read verses from the big book of hearsay and fables
- Twists those verses into asking for help begging for money to fix his dilapidated trailer, pay his bills, fix his vehicle, pay off his numerous loans, and buy new radios, because Jesus said so, and you're a moron, not a cheerful giver or good Christian if you don't send him money
- Posts 'show and tell' videos to demonstrate how to cook bacon, hash browns, sausage, make coffee, and, bonus, Rene's bowel movements in the toilet
- Posts messages and videos laden with mispronunciations and misspellings, to tell everyone he's a doctor with degrees under his belt
- Complains he doesn't get enough government benefits
- Becomes upset when he has to pay for something
- Becomes confused and forgets to change from his dirty lime green outfit of a fake crime-fighting security guard to a faded Jesus t-shirt and Chris T is King hat fake evangelist/pastor/minister/prophet/chosen one outfit when making a 'preaching' video
- Complains that no one listens to him and gives him help
- Exhibits unmedicated fits of bug-eyed rage and anger
- Shows the comatose other member of the ministry in her recliner, lying in urine or feces, gasping for breath
- Provides hours and hours of comedic entertainment

There aren't many places on the internet with all this on one site!

He's the Amazon of bullshit, delivered to your house with a few clicks.

And it's free!

He'll be booted off the 'Christian' website he found after he posts a few misspelled and poorly written bullshit stories about his doctorate degrees, being a prophet and chosen one, needing money, and being a victim (and after the managers of the 'Christian' website are made aware of his life of well-documented delusion and lies.)

Slob gives retards a bad name and leaves a trail of folks saying - What an asshole! - everywhere he goes.

Remember his Letters to the Editor published in the newspaper?

They made folks that don't have internet access aware of how much of an asshole he is.
 
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Posts 'show and tell' videos to demonstrate how to cook bacon, hash browns, sausage, make coffee, and, bonus, Rene's bowel movements in the toilet
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I really only listen to Bob’s rants on 2x speed and skip the parts where he tries to read. Please no photos, but did he really toilet post? I know he showed off Rene’s cellulitis on video, which was bad enough.

I also missed Bob’s attempts at a cooking show. That would be useful viewing for anyone in need of an appetite suppressant.
 
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My wife mentioned at breakfast this morning that Slob is missing 2 critical items from his wardrobe.

Annalisa enjoys Slob's comedy as much as I do and refers to him as the missing link in the DNA double helix.

She found and ordered these on Amazon, that will soon be on their way to Ohio.

Happy Tax Day Welfare For Life Day Slob!

Words of caution Slob - DO NOT wear the aluminum hat outdoors during a thunderstorm while making a highly informative trailer park weather report video.
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On second thought, wear the aluminum hat outdoors during a thunderstorm while making a highly informative trailer park weather report video.
 
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Slob, do yourself a big favor and give up posting.

While we'll miss you embarrassing yourself with misspellings, typos, mispronunciations, and an endless supply of comedy, it's time to SOTP and waddle off into the sunset.

Except for you, there isn't a single person who thinks you have any credibility or takes you seriously.
 

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The retard has a new video out on facebook. Haven't gone much through it yet but he starts off complaining and whining about KiwiFarms then talks about being threatened to be sued over a past credit debt by a company out of business (which doesn't cancel the debt, these companies just sell off the debt to someone else)..... Might get more funny...

 
Good catch!! 5:35 in that video, the bugs are swarming his face. Notice he hasn't showered or bathed in weeks again. Bet the cats he adopted are shitting and peeing all over inside his trailer has he admits they are male and not fixed.

He also says if an Uber driver showed up, he wouldn't murder them like the other guy did but just hold him/her at gunpoint until the sheriff showed up (and promptly would arrest Bob for assault with a deadly weapon).
 
John Andrews Stan said:
OMG, Bob is SURROUNDED by gnats in that FB video. I’m about to barf thinking how those two are living in an oversized dumpster. This is absolutely revolting footage.
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Since Blob surely does not have an in sink garbage disposal there has to be an unemptied and overflowing trash can full of leftovers with a side order of dirty paper plates/diapers/used ass wipes.
 
Dirty Harry said:
The retard has a new video out on facebook. Haven't gone much through it yet but he starts off complaining and whining about KiwiFarms then talks about being threatened to be sued over a past credit debt by a company out of business (which doesn't cancel the debt, these companies just sell off the debt to someone else)..... Might get more funny...

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There's so much bullshit in this video it's difficult to know where to start.

I'll say this:

According to the ace internet detective and crime-fighting sleuth, I was born in Israel.

That's a surprise to me, and my wife.

My father, mother, paternal grandfather and grandmother, maternal grandfather and grandmother, and I were born in Boston. My paternal great-grandparents were born in Dublin, Ireland, and my maternal great-grandparents were born in Kilkenny, Ireland. They emigrated to the US. I and my family are 100% Irish and fluent in the Connacht dialect of Irish Gaelic.

My wife Annalisa was born in Denver, Colorado. Her mother and father were born in Vail, Colorado, her paternal grandparents were born in Boulder, Colorado and her maternal grandparents were born in Jasper, Wyoming. Her maternal great-grandparents were born in Aberdeen, Scotland and her maternal great-grandparents were born in Inverness, Scotland. They emigrated to the US. She and her family are 100% Scottish and fluent in Beurla Albannach (Scottish Gaelic.)

Great genealogical research Slob.

Your ignorance and stupidity have no limits.

FYI, shithead - Heresy is a belief or opinion contrary to orthodox religious doctrine and hearsay is information received from other people that cannot be substantiated, confirmed, or validated.

ps - I didn't diagnose you, Dr. Denise Kohler did.
 
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That video is full of gems. Like Bob claiming his fluorescent hoodie is his “uniform” and that the patches he buys to show off his lack of credentials is just as worthy of respect as a police officer with a patch that’s exclusively accessible to actual cops.

I also enjoyed him proudly stating how he didn’t get scammed by scammers when he went all the way to considering paying for the “lawyer” before doing any research. Bob also claims that KF hackers are trying to take out loans and credit cards in his name. Why the hell would anyone aware of Bob’s lifelong welfare queen status bother trying to get anything out of his credit rating that they know is in the toilet?

I hate the FB videos because you can’t speed them up. I’ve never heard anyone speak as slowly as Bob.
 
I like how Bob thinks he’s judgement proof, totally disregarding that the Carebear patrol could be taken as collateral for a judgment. The CB wouldn’t be worth much, but his pistols would fetch a few dollars.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
I like how Bob thinks he’s judgement proof, totally disregarding that the Carebear patrol could be taken as collateral for a judgment. The CB wouldn’t be worth much, but his pistols would fetch a few dollars.
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If he could lower himself to work, they couldn’t take his primary vehicle for getting to his job and home.

What gets me is how proud Bob is of being a lifelong leech. What a disgusting advertisement he is for JHC and his religion.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
If he could lower himself to work, they couldn’t take his primary vehicle for getting to his job and home.

What gets me is how proud Bob is of being a lifelong leech. What a disgusting advertisement he is for JHC and his religion.
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A court wouldn’t care if it’s his only transportation or not. I had an uncle loose a car in a judgment once, my grandfather had to drive him everywhere.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Please no photos, but did he really toilet post? I know he showed off Rene’s cellulitis on video, which was bad enough.
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Sorry for the late reply, but yes.

If I recall he was begging for money because Renee had been sick and for proof he showed the unflushed toilet with her diarrhea. Real class act and loving husband.
 
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