🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Dirty Harry said:
I notice a thing with these retards and none of them does a bit of exercise. A 15 minute walk a day would do wonders for learning disabled people like Bob and it would be an healthy outlet instead of venting anger all the time at the internet.

Then again, they would be less entertaining for us.
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Bob can barely waddle 100 yards to his mailbox, there is no way he can do a 15 minute walk.
 
Slob posted a highly scientific and informative video on his Facebook weather page, (https://m.facebook.com/CarrollCountyOhioWeatherReportsandPhotosSKYWARNHam), where he fumbles with his glasses (my grandmother wore an eyeglass retainer almost identical to the one Slob wears), explains that eclipses are all about the shadows, pauses to listen to his neighbors (hoping to hear something he could complain about), and gives us a brief glimpse of the junk on his front porch. Slob's hoarding indoors and has overflowed to outdoors.
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Perhaps Slob is collecting junk to initiate a confrontation about accumulating crap with Bill Stoneman, the Mayor of Carrollton, so he can threaten to kill him.

Bill is a great guy and reputable attorney who, with his beard, could easily double as Santa Claus. However, Bill has no plans of giving up his day jobs as Mayor of the Village and law practice to play Santa full-time.

However, unlike a residential neighborhood, it's a trailer park and old washing machines, rusty bed frames and cars up on blocks in front yards are the norm.

Worth noting - Slob doesn't look a day over 71 in this video. He is the picture of excellent health and fitness.

Also, Slob's spellcheck software had difficulty correcting what he typed and inserted something that makes no sense (just like Slob) that he failed to proofread on his retard radio patrol page.

Even spellcheck software is confounded by Slob's spelling and goes with a best guess.

Good luck deciphering "just right out of the corporation" to something understandable.

While Slob struggles to disentangle his eyeglass retainers while waddling about the trailer park, I will enjoy another gorgeous day here in Seychelles, a 115-island archipelago without trailer parks.
 
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HarveySperg41 said:
Bob can barely waddle 100 yards to his mailbox, there is no way he can do a 15 minute walk.
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If he actually put forth an effort, he could. But it would require dedication. And I bet it would take care of his many anger issues. But asking Blob to put an effort on anything except mooching from others,,,,, never going to happen. He obviously enjoys being 250 pounds of pure fat and the diabetes and other shit associated with it.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
Bob can barely waddle 100 yards to his mailbox, there is no way he can do a 15 minute walk.
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Far be it from me to give Bob any passes, but it IS possible that after a lifetime of obesity and a diet consisting of 100% ultra-processed foods filled with tranny fats, sugar and HGCS, his lower joints are down to bone on bone. This would make walking further from Château de Rolled Roofing to the Tardmobile very painful.

In which case he could do chair aerobics, designed for the elderly and super morbidly obese, along with free YouTube classes in the comfort of his own sty. If there’s not enough room to move around due to hoarding, or if Bob does not own a chair that can support his weight, he can avail himself of the Silver Sneakers program, which provides free access to 22,000+ fitness locations (including established gyms) to welfare leeches aged 65 and up.

Wait, Bob isn’t actually 65 yet, is he? I forgot since he’s aging so badly. Ohio University has a long list of fitness programs that are free to anyone, regardless of whether they earn a living or mooch off hard-working people. He has no excuse not to exercise.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Far be it from me to give Bob any passes, but it IS possible that after a lifetime of obesity and a diet consisting of 100% ultra-processed foods filled with tranny fats, sugar and HGCS, his lower joints are down to bone on bone. This would make walking further from Château de Rolled Roofing to the Tardmobile very painful.

In which case he could do chair aerobics, designed for the elderly and super morbidly obese, along with free YouTube classes in the comfort of his own sty. If there’s not enough room to move around due to hoarding, or if Bob does not own a chair that can support his weight, he can avail himself of the Silver Sneakers program, which provides free access to 22,000+ fitness locations (including established gyms) to welfare leeches aged 65 and up.

Wait, Bob isn’t actually 65 yet, is he? I forgot since he’s aging so badly. Ohio University has a long list of fitness programs that are free to anyone, regardless of whether they earn a living or mooch off hard-working people. He has no excuse not to exercise.
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Slob will be starting another unsuccessful GoFundMe page to try to get one of these so he can drive around Carrollton fighting crime, at 3 mph.
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He may ask for donations to get the deluxe model which includes a wagon, a larger motor, and a larger battery, to haul Rene's semi-comatose carcass around town.
 
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I'm honestly curious, what is the actual age of the trailer park denizens?
 
S O T P said:
Slob is 59 (Nov. 18, 1964) and Rene is 47 (July 19, 1976).

Both are pictures of health, happiness, and, as Slob says, an abundant life.
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Ouch. My mumsy is 76 and travels frequently. She's physically stronger than me. I'm built like a pool noodle. Long story. Not planned. I fight for calories and try to move and gain muscle mass. Rene is my age. I have had points where I wanted to just ldar.but you keep being. I can't imagine what is even going on there. I've heard her speak. Or screech. Or whatever she does to communicate. It's always demands. Never any thing kind or gentle.
 
She is only 47???? Good god and at least 300 pounds???? At least one thing she has done right is she no longer allows her retarded boyfriend to film her anymore.

I have some skinny cousins who were noodles and no matter what couldn't gain a pound, if they even chugged protein shakes, it just would come out the other end. But they are all healthy in their 70s and one had a 30 year career in the Coast Guard and retired as senior chief. The female cousin ended up having 3 kids, still was skinny with just a tad of gut from the 3 kids.
 
Dirty Harry said:
She is only 47???? Good god and at least 300 pounds???? At least one thing she has done right is she no longer allows her retarded boyfriend to film her anymore.

I have some skinny cousins who were noodles and no matter what couldn't gain a pound, if they even chugged protein shakes, it just would come out the other end. But they are all healthy in their 70s and one had a 30 year career in the Coast Guard and retired as senior chief. The female cousin ended up having 3 kids, still was skinny with just a tad of gut from the 3 kids.
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Like I said long story. Wasn't always a noodle. Former death fat. Had a really botched surgery and my best friend was dead when I woke up. @Deadpool is still here in his way

I was catatonic for a week which is not the average or expected result. When I started speaking every one thought that I would know where he was
 
When you are at the pinnacle of health and fitness for your early 70's, sorry, 59, and have an abundance of chins, nose hair, exophthalmos (bug eyes), body fat, greasy hair, and eyeglass retainers, it's also important to display your material abundance on your front porch for your neighbors to marvel at.
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Have a blessed and abundant day.
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ps - This is Jonathan, a Seychelles giant tortoise and the oldest known living terrestrial animal in the world, recently celebrating his 192nd birthday. He hatched in 1832 and has lived through both World Wars, the Russian Revolution, and the changing of 39 US presidents.

Jonathan gets more exercise and is in better shape than Slob.

He has also weighed the same for nearly 175 years and doesn't look a day over 30.
 
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Dirty Harry said:
Tax Day is almost upon us.

When is the last time you think the retard or Rene has filed a income tax return?
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If Bob was a real Christian, he’d make every April 15th his own personal day of gratitude to we who have been carrying him from cradle to grave all these years. Instead he scowls and complains that he deserves more free money and more, better, free-of-charge goods and services.
 
Jesus paid his taxes and not only that, he even paid for Peter's taxes as well..

Matthew 17:24-27 (Matthew was a tax collector before being called by Jesus, if you believe the stuff)
 
Dirty Harry said:
Tax Day is almost upon us.

When is the last time you think the retard or Rene has filed a income tax return?
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Slob and Rene haven't paid State, Federal, and property taxes for years and years. Both are under the minimum ($13,850 in 2024 for a single individual under 65) to file a tax return and neither owns property.

Come to think of it, Rene has never had a legitimate job and has never filed a tax return (convicted bank robber is not on the IRS list of recognized professions.)

A tip of the hat to you American citizens for supporting Slob and Rene for the vast majority of their useless lives. Bravo!

I admit I never supported Slob and Rene. My wife and I rescinded our American citizenship and left the United States on January 19, 1982. At that time, Slob was 17 (living at home and mooching off his welfare-dependent parents) and Rene wasn't alive.

She still isn't alive, but in a different sense.

Nevertheless, in this whiney video filled with dramatic effects, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhvvF380fp4&ab_channel=TheEvangelistDr.RobertL.McKim,Sr.Library) you will see and hear Slob complain that welfare is a joke, isn't enough (with increases), and claims his medical insurance isn't free. He then explains that his medical insurance premium is paid for in an 80%/20% split and says 'if I had to pay for it' he'd have less every month. He then bitches about the co-pay for his meds. Never enough.

Slob is also very grateful to each one of you for financially supporting him throughout his life of wasting your tax dollars on frivolous material items to prop up his life of delusion and fantasy.

The innuendo Slob slides in that he is a prophet (like the prophet in the book of hearsay and fables) and you have to give him free stuff is hilarious and delusional.

Despite your tax contributions, they were never enough and that led Slob to resort to a life of asking for help, begging, frequenting pawn shops, soliciting money from the family of a disabled child, and never giving anyone a dime.

Did Slob go to the benefit and throw in a couple of welfare bucks for the little girl?

Hell no. He called them up looking for a cut of the proceeds and tried the 'give your money to a disabled prophet' schtick and they called the cops to turn him in for soliciting.

He didn't quite fill their cupboards.

If you pause the video and read the article, the girl has tethered spina bifida occulta and scoliosis, requiring the wearing of a body brace. Her having tethered spina bifida occulta and scoliosis as opposed to Slob's psychosomatic and imaginary spina bifida didn't matter to Slob. He saw the words spina bifida occulta and his eyes lit up with dollar signs.

According to Slob's twisted interpretation of the big book of hearsay, gossip, and fables, you're supposed to be a true Christian and give to Slob.

And while he's a self-proclaimed evangelist, minister, prophet, chosen one, pastor, man of God, and bible-thumping Christian, he's also a hypocritical piece of shit and doesn't have to give you anything.

He has a full-time job teaching us the truth.

Praise Jesus!

p.s. You are also supporting Slob's son Billy while he's in prison.

It's unlikely that Billy (now a convicted felon) will be able to get a job at the end of his prison term.

He will join his father, his father's "fiance'/wife" and his retarded brother in the welfare-for-life club.

God bless you and have a blessed day.
 
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Slob failed again at grammar, spelling, and proofreading.

I suspect he intended to write 'an accident' but, with Slob, one never knows.

Let's see how long it takes him to check this thread, correct his mistakes, and cover his tracks of profound stupidity.
 

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