Wow, yesterday was this threads 8th anniversary. wtg.
🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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8 years of ridiculing Slob while he gained weight, lost his teeth, got more and more delusional, reminded us countless times that the last days are right around the corner, struggled with spelling and speaking English, added more and more titles, complaining that everything isn't free and that he doesn't get enough, exhibited fits of rage, and went downhill faster than an Olympic skier.
Good times.
I'd say here's to another 8 years, however, based on Slob's deteriorating physical and mental conditions, it's doubtful he'll be around.
PS - I wonder if his son Billy is learning a new trade while he's locked up?
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Slob stopped his 'ministry' with his lies, bullshit titles, and self-serving stories he posted on Facebook, described in videos, and wrote in his
Slob has only himself to blame for his failures. There's Slob's version of truth and the truth.
George Costanza had a great line in Seinfeld that sums up Slob - "It's not a lie if you believe it."
Slob has convinced himself that his lies are reality.
"Think about it, you know I'm right."
He's not right.
We did think about it, and caught him in hundreds of lies using his words and documented evidence from many sources.
The truth exposed him as a narcissistic, hypocritical, bigoted, delusional, pathological liar and perverted sociopath, who failed at everything, amounted to nothing, who spends his days sitting in a dimly lit, ramshackle trailer, isolated from reality and society, surviving on government benefits (the 'Man's laws' he stated he does not follow.)
His dreams of being like his idol Jim Bakker, with a ministry, congregation, and donations to support him were nothing more than the grandiose delusions of an unstable mind.
Slob and Jim Bakker have several things in common:
They love money.
They are perverts.
They were discovered as frauds.
They are deeply in debt.
They are ex-convicts.
They have no credibility.
Slob is nothing more than a retarded, angry, unstable, morbidly obese hypochondriac that lives in a shitbox trailer in the middle of nowhere Ohio, believing that he is a pastor, evangelist, doctor, member of Homeland Security, and useful member of the community, etc., etc. etc.
Slob's only legitimate achievement was Paperboy of the Month, 40 years ago.
Perhaps he will put that on his tombstone, if he could afford one.
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This is something I manage to observe with most Lolcows documented over the years, when they couldn't get a hold of themselves, their facial features and bodies become more warped and disfigured. Especially with people who were born and raised as Christians in America.
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This is certainly true with Slob. He's packed on the pounds, his hygiene and appearance have deteriorated, his walk has become a waddle and his jaw clicking has become incessant.
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God continues to bless Kiwifarms no matter how hard Satan tries to shut it down
God continues to hate The Retarded Robert L McKim Sr
EDIT: William got transferred to a prison closer to Slob's house, Belmont Correctional. It also happens to be where Ohio sex offenders are often placed. Maybe William has Toad issues involving children??????
God continues to hate The Retarded Robert L McKim Sr
EDIT: William got transferred to a prison closer to Slob's house, Belmont Correctional. It also happens to be where Ohio sex offenders are often placed. Maybe William has Toad issues involving children??????
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I have to admit something that I am deeply ashamed of: Bob is the first lolcow I’ve felt the need to (maybe) stop posting about. We are so good at getting him to do whatever we want — just by posting ITT — that I’m afraid Renee could get physically hurt through his stupidity.
She’s suffered enough from Bob’s abuse. Additionally, out of devotion to my namesake — who loves her like his own daughter — I really don’t want any harm to come to her.
She’s suffered enough from Bob’s abuse. Additionally, out of devotion to my namesake — who loves her like his own daughter — I really don’t want any harm to come to her.
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Well at least hasn’t been waving his gun around lately (that we know off). I don’t feel sorry for both of them. They both made poor life decisions and have to live with them. That a lesson I’ve been trying to teach my kids. So they don’t end up like Bob and Rene.,
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I agree.
Rene has family and could leave but, she chooses to stay with a retard with anger issues and a superiority complex that's been cashing her welfare checks for years.
Ah, love is blind.
She's as selfish and greedy as Slob (remember the empty Christmas card video from her mother and stepfather?) And let's not forget she is a convicted bank robber and ex-con.
Slob is a minimally-functional retard motivated by money and perversion.
Rene is a barely-functional retard motivated by Pringles (it doesn't take much to keep her happy), who is not awake long enough or as selfishly creative as Slob in devising scams (ie., GoFundMe pages or begging for money from the parents of a disabled child).
The "fiance'/wife" can't remember her passwords from day to day, resulting in her frequently being locked out of her 2,631 Facebook accounts, each with a different password.
Of course, Slob blames this on her accounts being hacked by good-for-nothing trolls or technology gone awry, instead of simply admitting that Rene is a retard.
Rene, when she's not shitting herself in her recliner in a semi-comatose state for 23 hours a day, can barely put one foot in front of the other or put two cognitively-related thoughts together.
She alienated and disconnected herself from her family. She has a phone, she could call them. She doesn't. Instead, she throws their Christmas cards away when they don't contain money or a gift card.
Just like on the holiday episode of the Walton's.
What? No money this year? Fuck you John Boy!
If Rene is able to sit mumbling in the Care Bear Retard mobile driving around the backroads of Ohio with an obese retard driving 12 mph screaming "I gotta camera!", I'm confident she's cognizant enough to dial 911 if she feels threatened.
Slob is a blowhard who talks a big Mr. Tough Guy story. In reality, he's a harmless, gun-waving gutless coward, dating back to his school days of getting the shit kicked out him of every day.
I'm fairly certain Slob beat a path to the principal's office every day to whine and complain.
Fast forward to the present day, when he calls the cops to turn his Mexican (Slob is also a racist) neighbors in rather than knocking on their door and settling his perceived issues (ie., throwing snow on the siding of his shithole trailer.)
And don't forget the numerous "I gotta camera, I'm recording you!" videos and calling the cops to report someone that passed him because he's driving 12 mph in a 45 mph zone.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo, Mr. Tough Fatass road vigilante has a camera. Big fucking deal.
He's a fucking 400 lb. baby.
Slob has been exposed as a lying, selfish, fraudulent asshole, backed into a corner of silence and shame where he rightly belongs.
Let's keep him there.
Rene made her bed, or in her case, her shit-stained recliner, and chooses to lay in it.
After they met online, Slob fed Rene a bunch of bullshit stories telling her about his titles, degrees, and how great he was.
She fell for his line of bullshit lies, hook, line, and sinker, and decided to pack up and move in with the up-and-coming pastor and evangelist, where life would be good.
She's the vice president of the Bacon Lite Ministry and Care Bear Retard Patrol!
Jackpot! Just like Tammy Faye when she married Jim Bakker.
In reality, she burned her bridges and is now living in squalor in a semi-comatose state 23 hours a day.
These two retarded, selfish, greedy ex-cons (the retarded version of Bonnie and Clyde) deserve each other.
PS - If Rene's mother and stepfather aren't concerned about Rene, I'm not going to worry about it.
A classic.
And changing from grateful to grievances was perfect.
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And each with its own PHONE. My ribs instantly turned to dust when the penny dropped and we realized she thought she needed a new phone number and phone to open every new FB account. She had a whole mess of phones Bob was always trying to get refunds on. Sides haven’t split like that since the last time Bob stole coleslaw and mashed potatoes from KFC.
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Rene is at risk whether we are commenting on Bob or not. Pay enough attention to Bobby's videos for her occasional cameos and you will witness how spiteful she is.. She doesn't seem capable of communicating in anything other than a nasal screech. Every word a complaint. Her mother, step father and other family members have tried to help her. Most people on disability don't require a payee. But for the few that do, generally a social worker or service is best for many reasons. If you have family do it,resentments can build. If you allow a partner you run the risk of being a cash cow. I feel sorry for her that she is so mentally deficient that a moron like Bob is able to take advantage of her. But at the same time, she has enough low animal cunning to commit check and credit fraud. To ensure the easiest outcome for herself. If she was safe at home with family instead of with Bob, they would be encouraging her to get up, move around and have a life.
She's much happier with cellulitis in the recliner.
Chosen victim hood is a hell of a drug.
She's much happier with cellulitis in the recliner.
Chosen victim hood is a hell of a drug.
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Rene has a man with a camera, YouTube channel, a non-profit patrol service and is an official weather reporter, what more could she want?
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A get away driver.
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Adult diapers.
Slob and Rene have their sunglasses ready to go to view the solar eclipse.
Be prepared for Slob Skywatcher to point his camera directly at the eclipse and burn out the pixel sensor array.
And then call the manufacturer of his phone to demand a new camera or a refund.
This eclipse will not be visible here in Seychelles and we will rely upon Slob's expert photography to view its progress.
ps - Only a retard or an asshole would take pictures of an eclipse without camera filters or look directly at the sun without sunglasses 1,000x darker than ordinary sunglasses.
pps - Unless Billy is out in the recreational yard playing basketball, it is unlikely he will see the eclipse.
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Don’t forget he’s also a doctor! They wouldn’t be able to live in such luxury without all those degrees that Bob worked decades to earn. How do you think they afford all that rolled roofing?
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If there is one video that justifies the scorn and ridicule that Slob deserves and receives, this is it. (From post #5,083.)
You don't get it people. $1,442 a month from SSI isn't enough for radios, cable TV, cellphones, weather stations, satellite TV, traffic signs, new recliners, flashing lights, lime green clothes, antennas, patches, dash cameras, hats, Jesus t-shirts, vanity plates, and laptops. It's not what I need from you it's what I want from you.
His personalized prayer at the end is absolute lunacy.
The next time you might be feeling a little sorry for Slob or need a refresher on how much of a low-life piece of shit hypocritical scumbag asshole he is, watch this video.
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Slob took the time out of his admittedly busy schedule (of doing nothing) to make a lame and boring video.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPxgZTamaKg&ab_channel=EvangelistDr.RobertL.McKim,Sr.)
5/8th of the video is him painfully trying to read from the big book of hearsay and unsubstantiated stories. The remainder is complaining about recent events, including receiving a bag of pig food in the mail that evidently was not to Rene's liking. And despite saying he was a pastor in earlier videos, he clarified he is not a pastor.
Slob has difficulty remembering his litany of bullshit and would be well served by watching his older videos to refresh his feeble memory.
During my career I resuscitated hundreds of individuals, bringing them from the brink of death to resume normal lives.
However, none of them had been dead for 3 days and I am unaware of any of my colleagues going to the morgue in their spare time and saying, who can I bring back to life today?
Being cold, a varying shade of blue, stiff from rigor mortis, and congealed bodily fluids are difficult obstacles to overcome.
Nevertheless, if you believe someone can come back to life after being dead for 3 days, Happy Easter.
Also worth noting: If people could walk on water life preservers would not be necessary and the ending of Titanic would have been very different.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPxgZTamaKg&ab_channel=EvangelistDr.RobertL.McKim,Sr.)
5/8th of the video is him painfully trying to read from the big book of hearsay and unsubstantiated stories. The remainder is complaining about recent events, including receiving a bag of pig food in the mail that evidently was not to Rene's liking. And despite saying he was a pastor in earlier videos, he clarified he is not a pastor.
Slob has difficulty remembering his litany of bullshit and would be well served by watching his older videos to refresh his feeble memory.
During my career I resuscitated hundreds of individuals, bringing them from the brink of death to resume normal lives.
However, none of them had been dead for 3 days and I am unaware of any of my colleagues going to the morgue in their spare time and saying, who can I bring back to life today?
Being cold, a varying shade of blue, stiff from rigor mortis, and congealed bodily fluids are difficult obstacles to overcome.
Nevertheless, if you believe someone can come back to life after being dead for 3 days, Happy Easter.
Also worth noting: If people could walk on water life preservers would not be necessary and the ending of Titanic would have been very different.
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Bob asked people to send him batteries, now he is complaining that people are sending him batteries.
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To whoever is sending him the wrong size batteries and mini pig treats. Please buy him this so he can beat on it with he’s preaching in his kitchen.