There is zero chance Bob has ever prayed for anything but his own desires or for anyone but himself.
Bob’s “ministry” didn’t bring him any monetary rewards or respect — only ridicule and humiliation. Talk about not being able to take a hint. God has been showing him for years that he should not be engaging in false ministry and that he will continue to be punished until he stops and changes his life. Instead Bob just quit the YouTube “ministry” and will never bother to change. He’s going to be miserable until the day he dies.
No ministry, no congregation, no contributors to GoFundMe, no family, no friends, no money, no teeth, no recognition of the Care Bear Retard Patrol, and alas, the worst of all, no Tupperware.
Woe is Slob, shunned by his family and society alike.
Slob fails to grasp that a last will supersedes marital status and hearsay is inadmissible as evidence.
Your Honor, my father told me he was going to give me everything, including the Tupperware!
- Did anyone else hear him say that to you?
No.
- You're fucked, sit down.
It compares to a guy saying his uncle was going to give him his winning $270 million Lottery ticket just before he stepped off the curb and was killed by a truck or, even better, Slob seeing and talking to Jesus in his kitchen while he was choking on a piece of bacon and Jesus telling Slob he is a chosen one.
No witnesses, purely hearsay, Slob made it up, it never happened.
History is resplendent with stories of family members that were disappointed
got fucked over for being assholes their whole lives, in the last wishes of the deceased. Slob certainly meets that criteria.
To my wife, who was a money-grubbing bitch for 54 miserable years, I leave $1.06, the remainder of my $84 million estate goes to my cat Sparkles.
You'll notice that Slob tried a couple of times to turn on the fake tears, much like in the video when his father died and he turned on the fake tears for 2.6 seconds before going into full rage mode about not getting the Tupperware (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10YpcZD3DAs).
Slob will never win an Academy Award and will have to be satisfied with his Paperboy of the Month award.
For the record, Slob and the Slobette (Rene) are not married. They, like his father and Pena, never went to a courthouse, obtained a marriage license, and got married. You can scratch wife from fiance/wife and replace it with fiance/welfare check.
Slob doesn't follow Man's laws, he follows God's laws, except when Man's laws get him welfare benefits and other government benefits. Then he's first in line to follow Man's laws.
Wait, the church passes the plate every Sunday and the government gives you free stuff? Sign me up for that Man's law stuff.
If you were thinking that Slob is a double-standard whining, sniveling, narcissistic, money-grubbing, hypocritical asshole, you were right.
And that's why his father said "Fuck you Bobby!" in his last will.
Worth noting - Tupperware was invented in 1942 by Earl Tupper, who developed his first bell-shaped container and introduced the product to the public in 1946.
The tear-jerking story that Slob's
great-grandmother had Tupperware parties is bullshit.