🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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In tonight's episode of Trailer Park Car Repairs: Removing the air filter to check your "battry", and asking for money.
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Trailer Park Car Repairs is sponsored by Hooked On Phonics and Basic English Grammar for Dummies.

Our motto is - - Just because you were born in the United States doesn't mean you can read, write, and spell in English.

Of note: Slob asked the woman, who doesn't have enough money to pay her bills and feed her pets, for a tire at Christmas.

It's better to receive than to give.

That is Slob's motto.
 
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You'll need your Slobspeak to English dictionary to translate dozens of words in this classic video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd3AtdOUsPA) where Slob bitches about having to pay for meds. not in the "forminery", the church won't pay for his meds. (including his 'tropical' meds., if he should go to the tropics), that some countries and some states in the United States don't allow arthritis and, that nobody cares about Slob.

FYI, the primary causes of arthritis include metabolic disease, infection, autoimmune disorder, obesity, genetic defect, injury, overuse*, and increasing age.

People who live in countries and states that don't allow arthritis have none of these underlying determinants.

(* Since Slob has avoided manual exertion for more than 40 years, overuse can be ruled out as a cause.)

Foods to avoid if you have arthritis include sugar, refined carbohydrates, highly processed foods, drinks with added sugars, purines including bacon, beef, pork and, salt.

Everything Slob eats.

People who live in countries and states that don't allow arthritis do not eat these foods.
 
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Today's 5 minutes out of my day to make Slob miserable, highlights this classic that includes a retard dispensing a litany of medications that "may cause drowsiness", Slob's very healthy diet, free stuff from his Pastor, Slob knows everything, Rene hasn't moved from her recliner since 2015, and everybody, except Slob, is a moron.

Also, who doesn't have their Christmas tree up in August?


Of note, Mirtazapine is an extremely powerful Class IV antidepressant used primarily for the treatment of major and intractable psychotic depressive disorder, akinetic catatonia, and schizophrenia. Side effects include prolonged sleep, trouble with thinking, and trouble controlling bodily functions and movements.

And Mr. Know-It-All can't figure out why Rene, with several CNS-altering meds. on board, including Mirtazapine, is sleeping so much.

He's got evidence!

This clown is comedy gold.

ps - Mirtazapine is very powerful and extremely potent. It's electroshock therapy in pill form and good stuff when dispensed and titrated properly. In almost 40 years of practicing medicine, I've dispensed Mirtazapine once, to a patient on the organ donor waiting list for heart and lungs. He was despondent and depressed that he would die while waiting for cross-match correct organs. He was right to think that way. He was in the ICU on cardiopulmonary life support, with one foot on a banana peel and the other foot in the grave. But, he needed to artificially cheer up a bit to get him through. Following the transplant procedure several weeks later (the donor organs came from a 23-year-old female in Sweden who succumbed to traumatic head injuries sustained in a car accident), I d/c'd the Mirtazapine. He got a new lease on life and was happy on his own. Nearly 20 years later, that patient is very well and living an active, full, and very happy life.
 
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Dirty Harry said:
Bob and Rene are no doubt addicted to prescription narcotics also.



In other words, the side effects won't bother Bob or Rene one bit since they already have them.
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It would be interesting (and challenging) if Rene's primary care physician gradually weaned her off all her CNS-altering meds. to ascertain her 5 basic levels of neurological function:
1.) level of alertness
2.) focal cortical functioning
3.) cognition
4.) mood and affect
5.) thought content

This could almost be a joke.

Instead of - - - A guy walks into a bar . . . .

A woman crawls into the ER and tells the doctor she's tired and sleeps 23 hours a day.

Then she tells the doctor she is given at least 7 CNS-altering medications, including Mirtazapine, every day.

Rene, very obviously, is in no condition or functional state to read each bottle of her medications and know when to take it.

This could almost be a joke, but it isn't.

Dispensing and/or administering Schedule II-V medication and/or a controlled substance to a non-hospitalized or non-institutionalized individual without their knowledge or their ability to deny or refuse the medication or substance is a Class I felony under the jurisdiction of Title 18 of the United States Code.

In other words, every individual has the right to refuse treatment and care, and pumping them full of drugs every day while in a laconic or unresponsive state is against the law.

This statute and the Controlled Substances Act allow State and Federal prosecutors to charge individuals who supply and deliver drugs that cause death by overdose. This statute imposes a mandatory minimum of twenty years in prison.
 
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she is given at least 7 CNS-altering medications, including Mirtazapine, every day.
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This is what blows my mind. Bob is complicit in the abuse of a disabled woman who’s been further incapacitated by her own doctors. I love a good sleep as much as the next guy, but being catatonic for 9/10ths of the day must feel like being held prisoner in your own body. Rene is extremely vulnerable and Bob exploits that to get his hands on her welfare benefits.
 
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This is what blows my mind. Bob is complicit in the abuse of a disabled woman who’s been further incapacitated by her own doctors. I love a good sleep as much as the next guy, but being catatonic for 9/10ths of the day must feel like being held prisoner in your own body. Rene is extremely vulnerable and Bob exploits that to get his hands on her welfare benefits.
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It would be in Rene's best interests if someone who is a US citizen (unlike me) picked up the phone and made a few well-placed calls, citing this video as evidence. Write down the URL of the video.

Rene is essentially paralyzed and unresponsive and Slob is the sole and unequivocal reason.

Slob stated in a video that he doesn't take his psych. meds. because he doesn't want to be like Rene.

Hell yes! He wants to be up and around and able to cash her welfare checks.

Right off the bat, you don't give someone all their CNS-altering meds. at the same time.

Once a day doesn't mean at the same time. You stagger these medications.

Slob the retard stated the cause for her sleeping 23 hours a day isn't because of her meds.

It's clearly because of her meds. being administered at the same time.

Secondly, a power-of-attorney (if, in fact, Slob has for Rene, as he claims) does not exempt an individual from refusing care, treatment, or signing out AMA (against medical advice), unless the patient is in a medically certified state of intractable mental incompetence, comatose, lacking brain function (determined by 3 EEG's, 48 hours apart, demonstrating minimal parasympathetic nervous system activity or, on end-stage life support and unresponsive with pupils fixed and unresponsive to light.

It's not easy and it takes a shitload of testing and paperwork to declare someone dead when they're still alive.

Nevertheless, Rene meets none of these accepted criteria.

She is in a drug-induced laconic state, not of her own volition.

Many patients with ESRD (end-stage renal disease) on renal dialysis very often choose to discontinue treatment, often against their family's wishes. They simply have had enough of the physical rigors of 3 times a week dialysis and want to pass on peacefully instead of waiting months and sometimes years for a donor kidney, that may or may not extend their life.

Rene, in her current state, doesn't have a choice in her care.

By incorrectly and continually loading her medications, Slob is purposely keeping Rene in an unresponsive state.

Of note: ER physicians keep a syringe of neuromuscular blocking agents (NMBAs), rocuronium, vecuronium, atracurium, cisatracurium, and mivacurium, to name a few, very handy for violent, unruly, and, extremely uncooperative patients, for the patient's safety and the safety of the staff. When I moonlighted in the ER on weekends early in my career and the Boston Police or the Massachusetts State Police would bring in someone in handcuffs that was all fired up, my particular 'shut the fuck up and lie still' favorite was a combination of Narcan and Pavulon. Times have changed and drugs have evolved. NMBAs are short-term paralytic agents that render the patient unable to move while remaining fully awake and cognizant. NMBAs are far more effective than physical restraints, which often cause injury to the patient. The accepted medical justification for administering NMBAs is - I can't examine and treat you when you're thrashing around like a fish out of water.

You can't suture up a moving target and I'm not a big fan of a patient who is trying to bite, kick, punch, or spit on me. You want to fuck around? Nighty-night asshole.

Slob keeps Rene in a laconic state to stop her incessant babbling, keep her very low maintenance, and cash her welfare checks.
 
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Wow 4 day and our fearless leader Null raise $150,000.00. Let’s check in on Bob’s fundraising, oh it’s still at $0.00. Not even a penny, poor Bob.
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Whenever Blob gets something, he calls it a gift from God

Whenever others get something, Blob says it's Satan providing it.
 
Slob has not posted a useless traffic alert for 2 days!

How is Carroll County functioning?
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Is there panic? Is there gridlock? Have schools and businesses been closed? Are residents sheltering-in-place?

Look at all the comments from concerned residents who rely on Slob's alerts asking where he is. They are equal in number to the amount of money he has raised on his Gofundme page.

Overwhelming community concern and support!

Slob's absence may be attributed to and coincides with Bacon Road NW re-opening 2 days ago, and he is sitting in the CARE BEAR Giardia mobile, surviving on green bean and yellow bean sandwiches, while guarding the road and making sure bacon deliveries get through unimpeded.

Slob will eventually need to abandon his post to return to his trailer to medicate Rene before she begins to awaken from her drug-induced coma, feed the cat, and clean Rene and her recliner.

Not necessarily in that order.
 
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Slob has not posted a useless traffic alert for 2 days!

How is Carroll County functioning?

Is there panic? Is there gridlock? Have schools and businesses been closed? Are residents sheltering-in-place?

Look at all the comments from concerned residents who rely on Slob's alerts asking where he is. They are equal in number to the amount of money he has raised on his Gofundme page.

Overwhelming community concern and support!

Slob's absence may be attributed to and coincides with Bacon Road NW re-opening 2 days ago, and he is sitting in the CARE BEAR Giardia mobile, surviving on green bean and yellow bean sandwiches, while guarding the road and making sure bacon deliveries get through unimpeded.

Slob will eventually need to abandon his post to return to his trailer to medicate Rene before she begins to awaken from her drug-induced coma, feed the cat, and clean Rene and her recliner.

Not necessarily in that order.
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RLM has not been out driving around, so there has been a marked decline in traffic incidents lately!
 
Bob gave up on his ministry page as well. His last post was a MLK Jr post. More evidence that the only reason Bob wanted his own ministry is because he thought he could get rich from it.
 
Dirty Harry said:
I think he's given up "praying" for our salvation. Either that or he is a mountain fasting like Jesus did.

Nah, he's given up.
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There is zero chance Bob has ever prayed for anything but his own desires or for anyone but himself.

Bob’s “ministry” didn’t bring him any monetary rewards or respect — only ridicule and humiliation. Talk about not being able to take a hint. God has been showing him for years that he should not be engaging in false ministry and that he will continue to be punished until he stops and changes his life. Instead Bob just quit the YouTube “ministry” and will never bother to change. He’s going to be miserable until the day he dies.
 
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There is zero chance Bob has ever prayed for anything but his own desires or for anyone but himself.

Bob’s “ministry” didn’t bring him any monetary rewards or respect — only ridicule and humiliation. Talk about not being able to take a hint. God has been showing him for years that he should not be engaging in false ministry and that he will continue to be punished until he stops and changes his life. Instead Bob just quit the YouTube “ministry” and will never bother to change. He’s going to be miserable until the day he dies.
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No ministry, no congregation, no contributors to GoFundMe, no family, no friends, no money, no teeth, no recognition of the Care Bear Retard Patrol, and alas, the worst of all, no Tupperware.


Woe is Slob, shunned by his family and society alike.

Slob fails to grasp that a last will supersedes marital status and hearsay is inadmissible as evidence.

Your Honor, my father told me he was going to give me everything, including the Tupperware!
- Did anyone else hear him say that to you?
No.
- You're fucked, sit down.

It compares to a guy saying his uncle was going to give him his winning $270 million Lottery ticket just before he stepped off the curb and was killed by a truck or, even better, Slob seeing and talking to Jesus in his kitchen while he was choking on a piece of bacon and Jesus telling Slob he is a chosen one.

No witnesses, purely hearsay, Slob made it up, it never happened.

History is resplendent with stories of family members that were disappointed got fucked over for being assholes their whole lives, in the last wishes of the deceased. Slob certainly meets that criteria.

To my wife, who was a money-grubbing bitch for 54 miserable years, I leave $1.06, the remainder of my $84 million estate goes to my cat Sparkles.

You'll notice that Slob tried a couple of times to turn on the fake tears, much like in the video when his father died and he turned on the fake tears for 2.6 seconds before going into full rage mode about not getting the Tupperware (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10YpcZD3DAs).

Slob will never win an Academy Award and will have to be satisfied with his Paperboy of the Month award.

For the record, Slob and the Slobette (Rene) are not married. They, like his father and Pena, never went to a courthouse, obtained a marriage license, and got married. You can scratch wife from fiance/wife and replace it with fiance/welfare check.

Slob doesn't follow Man's laws, he follows God's laws, except when Man's laws get him welfare benefits and other government benefits. Then he's first in line to follow Man's laws.

Wait, the church passes the plate every Sunday and the government gives you free stuff? Sign me up for that Man's law stuff.

If you were thinking that Slob is a double-standard whining, sniveling, narcissistic, money-grubbing, hypocritical asshole, you were right.

And that's why his father said "Fuck you Bobby!" in his last will.

Worth noting - Tupperware was invented in 1942 by Earl Tupper, who developed his first bell-shaped container and introduced the product to the public in 1946.

The tear-jerking story that Slob's great-grandmother had Tupperware parties is bullshit.
 
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Slob doesn't follow Man's laws, he follows God's laws, except when Man's laws get him welfare benefits and other government benefits. Then he's first in line to follow Man's laws.

Wait, the church passes the plate every Sunday and the government gives you free stuff? Sign me up for that Man's law stuff.
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Reason #665 why Bob will burn in hell for eternity: “Thou shalt not steal” is one of many commandments that mean nothing to Bob. Bob is only too happy to pay his bills and fill his belly using money stolen from taxpayers. He feels downright entitled to it.

Don’t worry, Bob. There are no heat bills in hell.
 

Anointing oil (available from Jim Bakker for $50.00. https://ptlshop.store.dev-ecs.morningsidechurchinc.com/product/anointing-oil-bundle/) for the cat and Rene.

Take the cat to the Vet?

Hell no!

Wake up people! Magic oil scammed by a convicted felon and ex-con beats a curse any day!

The next steps are sprinkling dehydrated food from a Jim Bakker food bucket and Miracle Spring Water (https://www.ispot.tv/ad/2VwR/peter-popoff-ministries-miracle-spring-water) on the cat and Rene.

Instead of getting a payday loan to buy the oil from Jim Bakker, Slob should have started with the Miracle Spring Water.

It's free.

Slob already has Jim Bakker food buckets ready for the last days, which have been right around the corner for the last 2,000 years.

Also, now I know what happened to Slob's ceiling.

The 2 angels looking over him fell through the ceiling tiles.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that Slob promoted himself to a saint in this video.
 
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Anointing oil (available from Jim Bakker for $50.00. https://ptlshop.store.dev-ecs.morningsidechurchinc.com/product/anointing-oil-bundle/) for the cat and Rene.
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  • This video is four years old.
  • The “anointing oil” didn’t do anything for either Rene or the cat.
  • Bob still sends that shyster Jim Bakker the money he steals from taxpayers.
  • Bob wonders why nobody needed that doctor’s report to know without doubt that he’s retarded.
The fact is that God is not a fan of people living off stolen money. If Bob got a job, he’d start to see blessings immediately. But Bob will never get a job. Bob is lazy and prefers letting taxpayers foot the bill for his life of leisure.
 
I wish he recorded videos more frequently. His funniest stuff his him pointing at a screen going “I dont like this” in his silly Midwest Ohio accent.
 
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