🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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crayolasword said:
And he’s back live putting all of his Mexican neighbor's business, drama and whatnot out there:


Even got an amazing jaw click at the end and Rene whispering to him from her cage.
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Slob loves dishing the dirt and gossiping about his neighbors. He's like an old Italian grandmother who sits on her front porch watching everyone.

If you believe 1% of anything Slob says, Minor's trailer park is a leper colony filled with reprobates, indigents, rejects, and retards.

Particularly the young woman female sex offender/predator who was hiding from the law.

Maybe she'll hook up with Billy while they're both locked up!

Kudos to the owner of Minor's Trailer Park for assembling such a classy, upstanding neighborhood of Carrollton's finest residents.

Apparently, Carrollton has a policy where they round up and encamp the dregs of society at Minor's Trailer Park.

This song came to mind while thinking of Minor's Trailer Park: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jOk8dk-qaU

There is no doubt that Minor's Trailer Park and the Beacon Light Ministry and Soul Trailer are stops for every tour bus passing through Carrollton.

Nevertheless, the main takeaway from Slob's latest comedic video gem, which he was able to post during Spectrum's "intermediate' outage (correctly referred to as an intermittent outage. Also, Slob has his data transmitted in 'Mbph" megabytes per hour, which is not quite as fast as the customary Mbps) is - - - Don't be a freeloader.

Don't sit on your fat ass living on welfare, SSI, accept food stamps, gas vouchers, free fuel oil from HARCATUS, beg every pastor for money within a 100-mile radius, solicit money from the family members of a disabled child, steal food from every food bank within a 100-mile radius, start a GoFundMe page (that has yet to raise a dime), live in Section 8 housing, waste taxpayers money purchasing frivolous items and online degrees, siphon the SSI check of your semi-comatose retarded "fiance/wife" (whatever that is), and generally take advantage of other government subsidies.

Aspire to be like Slob - - - The role model of a contributing member of society and a respected member of the community.

PS - Since you're so fond of titles Slob, here's mine: Professor Emeritus of Cardiothoracic Surgery, Professor Emeritus of Interventional Cardiology, Chairman Emeritus of the Department of Surgery, and Trustee Emeritus, Board of Trustees.

Get it straight.

Also, please give a shout-out to my wife Annalisa: Professor Emeritus of Cardiovascular Surgery, Professor Emeritus of Cardiology, Chairman Emeritus of the Department of Cardiovascular Surgery, Chairman Emeritus of the Department of Cardiology, and Member Emeritus of the Board of Governors and Oversight.

She enjoys the comedic level and content of your messages and videos as much as I do.

She is really smart and has a lot of wisdom too.

Have a blessed day slouched in your recliner clicking your jaw, listening to your scanner, waddling and shuffling down to your mailbox, and spying on your neighbors.

Willard's on the cart! (He was probably drinking again and passed out, right Slob?)

Slob has nothing but kind words for everyone.

PPS - Here's a joke you'll get a kick out of:
Q: What happens when a 29-year-old uneducated retard marries a 16-year-old uneducated retard?
A: You.
 
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HarveySperg41 said:
I wish Bob had the wisdom to turn his scanner off when he is making a video.
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Not possible. Slob suffers from dissociative disorder, a syndrome commonly found in the mentally retarded.

Slob demonstrates an 'all over the map' disconnected cognitive thought process. When his barely-functional brain gets a thought he immediately needs to blurt it out. Hence, he instantaneously goes from one topic to another. When he is unable to come up with a thought or loses his thought process he stares off into space while his cognitive processes reconnect, very often not where they left off.

Were you ever in a conversation where you wandered off on a tangent and said, "I wandered off, where was I?' and went back to what you were originally talking about?

Slob's dissociated brain wanders off, cannot reconnect and go back to what he was originally talking about, resets, and starts another topic.

For example, in his latest video, he can't remember the names of the organizations he founded, to an intermediate (intermittent) internet outage, to not believing in God, to items made abroad are inferior, to trashing his neighbors, to freeloading, to not being a retard, to car repairs, back to the intermediate (intermittent) outage, to recycling.

His brain is wired abnormally, making his cognitive functions askew and difficult to connect the dots of logical thought processes.

Dissociative disorders are mental health conditions that involve experiencing a loss of connection between thoughts, memories, feelings, surroundings, behavior, and identity. Secondary manifestations include mood swings, anger, being easily distracted, memory lapses, repeating words and phrases, and agitation. These conditions include escape from reality and delusion, which cause problems in differentiating reality from fiction in managing everyday life.
 

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HarveySperg41 said:
I wish Bob had the wisdom to turn his scanner off when he is making a video.
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Many years ago, before RLM was noticed by the Farms, and before he blocked comments on his YouTubes. It was suggested that having that incessant beep of the police scanner going off while he was preaching, was disrespectful to God. I believe it was also suggested that he make notes before he gave his sermons.
 
Kangaroo said:
Many years ago, before RLM was noticed by the Farms, and before he blocked comments on his YouTubes. It was suggested that having that incessant beep of the police scanner going off while he was preaching, was disrespectful to God. I believe it was also suggested that he make notes before he gave his sermons.
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I don't think God was pissed, considering, if you look at the titles of his 'sermons', they were about needing help, cooking bacon, a litany of ailments, diet, needing help, roaches, weather, needing help, IQ, not getting enough free benefits, needing help, a litany of ailments, gas vouchers, Walmart, being hated, 'Sellyiutis', cooking sausage, needing help, a litany of ailments, rolled roofing, HARCATUS, under belt degrees, needing help, technology failures, green beans and yellow beans and green and yellow beans and green beans and yellow beans, a litany of ailments, being smarter than everyone, needing help, ungrateful relatives, needing help, Discount Drug Mart, needing help, stolen Tupperware, a litany of ailments, empty Christmas cards, and needing help.

These are not quite Godly and Biblical topics.

Unless you are a member of the First Church of I Need More Free Stuff.

Side note: You would think, with Minor's Trailer Park being populated by welfare-dependent, downtrodden, fugitives living under the radar, despondent reprobates that Slob's world-renowned and highly respected Ministry and Soul Clinic (whatever that is) would have a long line of deadbeats constantly at his door seeking guidance to turn their lives around.

Slob has the opportunity to start another Jonestown (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown).

Transformation is right there, in their backyard.

Slob should consider luring his congregation-in-waiting with Giardia-infested bacon and sausage, instead of Kool-Aid.

It's amazing, but not at all surprising, that Slob couldn't figure out how he and Rene contracted Giardia.

Or, in Slobspeak, 'Gardeea'.


Let's follow the logical trail:

1.) Rene often shits herself in her recliner.
2.) Slob cleans her up (don't think about the sordid details of that procedure.)
3.) Slob attempts to clean Rene's recliner.
4.) Slob handles and washes her shit-covered clothing.
5.) Slob makes breakfast, lunch, and dinner for Rene and himself.

Why then, are morons treating him badly?

We warsh, we warsh, we warsh.

Get it straight!

Of note, the symptoms of Giardia manifest 3 to 25 days after exposure but typically within 7 to 14 days.

So much for Slob's theory that he and Rene would 'get sick right away' after eating food at restaurants.

Slob also claimed that he and Rene suffered from diarrhea and gas.

They are already bloated so that physical manifestation would be very difficult to discern.

Also contrary to Slob's highly scientific claim, the "poop" does not need to be contaminated.

Giardia is caused by the ingestion of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria. Escherichia coli bacteria are resident in the gastrointestinal tract, produce vitamin K and vitamin B12, aid in digestion, and prevent microbial growth. E. coli can survive for 16 months on inanimate surfaces. For example, a shit-stained recliner

Hey, Slob is not a moron. He has degrees under his belt and he looked up the information. He said so.

He also has Giardia (or Gardeea) under his belt.

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The six strains of E. coli, enteroaggregative (EAEC), enterohemorrhagic (EHEC), enteroinvasive (EIEC), enteropathogenic (EPEC), enterotoxigenic (ETEC), and diffuse adherent (DAEC) are pathogenic communicable diseases, mandated by law to be immediately reported to local and state health officials.
 
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It's Imbolc and my sheep are lambing indeed!! Misty and Marissa are even that crazy eastern European narc mommy night mare are all producing. Here comes Bob after months of silence to tell us all about his totally not Mexican neighbors and how he somehow got sick from fecal contamination when the people in his home are tossing around fecal contamination. But somehow the poo problem had to come from some other place! Bob will sue! Get free$$$.. This is obviously the only answer.
 
As shitty as Blob's trailer is, the one next to him has a blue tarp as a roof on it. I guess there is no inspections from the county or state going on there and the owner of the park doesn't give a shit.

What would be funny is if the owner sold the property and ordered all the trailers to be moved. (or they evict Blob). Blob's trailer isn't moveable thus would be a complete loss.
 
Dirty Harry said:
Robert McKim was in special ed in high school in a program caclled OWA - which is a work program for the mentally retarded where they would work around high school for credits to graduate. Less severly retarded people there got put into the OWE programs, were they would work jobs like McDonalds and given high school credit for those jobs.
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Forgot to add, mcKim also finished a year late, he was born in 1964, should have finihsed in 1982,not 1983.

What grade did McKim fail from to be held back a year?
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There was a person named Gump in his class.

So fitting.

In his pre-Slob, non XXXXL, surviving on green beans and yellow beans and green beans and yellow and green beans and yellow beans days, Slob resembled a mix of John Hinckley and Jeffrey Dahmer.

Now he resembles Jabba the Hut wearing Pedo. glasses and a lime green/yellow sweatshirt.

And a fake badge.

While times and diet have changed, the Pedo. glasses have remained constant.

Urban Slang Dictionary - Pedophile (Pedo) Glasses
Glasses worn by a pedophile, typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color, good for peering at children on the playground.
 

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HarveySperg41 said:
So does anyone else find it amusing that Null could raise half the money he needs in a day and yet Bob can’t raise a penny in over a year of trying?
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It felt extra good sending Null a fat donation while reflecting on how Bob has taken over a year to get less than the cost of a cup of coffee.

There is justice in the world. God punishes sinners and rewards those who keep His decrees and statutes.

Bob has been punished his entire life because he deserves it.

God loves us. Bob hates us for this reason.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
It felt extra good sending Null a fat donation while reflecting on how Bob has taken over a year to get less than the cost of a cup of coffee.

There is justice in the world. God punishes sinners and rewards those who keep His decrees and statutes.

Bob has been punished his entire life because he deserves it.

God loves us. Bob hates us for this reason.
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1.) Slob hates anyone who has more than him. The overwhelming majority of the world's population.

A homeless person with 3 bags of cans and a shopping cart has more assets than Slob and isn't drowning in debt.

It doesn't matter that what Slob collects and hoards is junk and crap. In his mind, he needs to know he has more than everyone.

And the CARE BEAR retard mobile is an advertisement of his narcissism.

Look at me! I have antennas and decals and flashing lights and you don't!

(Of note: The vast majority of legitimate First Responders do not have a Handicapped Tag hanging from the rearview mirror of their vehicle. Retard to the rescue!)

Nevertheless, that's the underlying rationale for his psychotic hoarding behavior that began at a young age when his front yard resembled a junkyard. Which led to him being told to clean it up and culminated with Slob threatening to kill the Mayor.

Violent narcissist personality disorder. Hence, his court-ordered anger management therapy.

2.) Slob hates anyone smarter than him. The overwhelming majority of the world's population.

A 4-year-old can correctly spell the word stop.

To reinforce, in his mind, that he is smarter than everyone, he frequently states in his videos that he has degrees and training under his belt.

It's immaterial that his degrees cost $25 online and that anyone 18 years old and older who can observe weather (no instruments are required) and has access to a telephone can become a Weather Spotter.

Narcissistic personality disorder.

3.) Slob hates anyone better than him. The overwhelming majority of the world's population.

He reinforces his belief that he is better than everyone by dressing up in clothes adorned with useless badges and patches and reciting his bullshit titles and bullshit organizations at the beginning of every video (look how important I am) and, by frequently saying in his videos, "You think you're better than me but you're not better than me."

Narcissistic personality disorder.

Slob's delusional world - I'm better and smarter and have more stuff than everyone.

Reality - An angry, penniless, frustrated, unstable, ready-to-snap (with a handgun), minimally-functional retard living in a shithole trailer buried in floor-to-ceiling crap.

Psychiatrists and Psychologists could make a career assessing and publishing their findings about Slob.

Dr. Denise Kohler only scratched the surface.
 
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