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Because he took a Mexican family to Autozone. He’s kind of a big deal in Carrollton.
🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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4 commonly used phrases when Slob is out in public:
1.) Mommy, what's wrong with that very fat man?
2.) What's that smell?
3.) There goes the Village Retard.
4.) Get in the car kids, he's coming this way.
crayolasword
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He hears all those walking to get his mail in the trailer park.
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And who knows how much the fuck he charged them. But you know it wasn't free.
AND HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!
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Slob doesn't walk. He waddles.
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Bob deleted this one. I guess he failed again.
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Poor Bob, he’s never appreciated.
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Poor Bob, he’s never appreciated.
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More classic gold from the Retarded Robert L McKim, who as mentioned above, can't even measure snow properly.
At least his fake Xianity ministry hasn't been active for months. Does Satan accept retards into his kingdom?
At least his fake Xianity ministry hasn't been active for months. Does Satan accept retards into his kingdom?
crayolasword
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Bob will be sitting at the right hand of Satan.
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Slob has failed to grasp, and never will, that folks despise him because he's an obese, retarded, lying, selfish, greedy, jealous, narcissistic asshole, who lives in a world of grandiose delusion and fantasy, takes great pride in making up titles, and concocting useless organizations that no one takes seriously, relies upon or has donated a penny to on GoFundMe.
The sole purpose of his bullshit web pages is to provide a plethora of comedic material for well-deserved scorn and ridicule.
If Slob came to the realization, that everyone else has, that he is nothing more than an obese retard living in a shithole trailer that amounted to nothing, he would stop posting.
Until then, he will continue to be the President and Founder of the Known Universe (a non-profit organization), make an ass of himself, and be the subject of ridicule.
Slob, I would ask you to stop by our homes in Seychelles or the Bavarian Alps to have a look at our automated weather stations. However, a gas voucher will likely not pay for your airline ticket to either location.
I suggest you start another GoFundMe page. Coach Class airfare from Columbus, Ohio to Victoria, Seychelles starts at $2,700 USD. Coach class airfare from Columbus, Ohio to Munich, Germany starts at $900 USD.
As morbidly obese individuals often do, you may need to purchase 2 seats to be comfortable.
Until you raise the funds from your legion of followers and supporters you can continue to peruse the photos on our Facebook page, sprawled in your recliner in your trailer, illuminated by a dim light bulb,
Also, we started a GoFundMe page for a ruler to "measur" snowfall at our weather station in Bavaria. We strive to be as accurate as your reports.
Our weather station in Seychelles does not require a ruler. Located 4° below the Equator, it never snows.
Unlike you, we don't beg for money for items we don't need. One ruler to "measur" snowfall is all we need.
Slob's keyboard is acting up again by misspelling words.
He should consider a GoFundMe page for a new keyboard.
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To those who are new to Slob, I strongly encourage you to purchase these books.
You will especially need them if you intend to read his life story pamphlet "Going through the fires of life with Jesus', which was published as written.
It is a mind-boggling escapade of Slob's pathetic and deviant life and his lifelong struggles with the English language.
If you prefer to not struggle with constant translation, the audio version, recited as written, of his pamphlet is here: https://www.youtube.com/@bobbymckimmo8792
Worth noting: At the beginning of Chapter 2, Slob states that his father was 29 and his mother was 16 when they married. The mentally challenged marries the underage mentally challenged. The result was predictable.
You will especially need them if you intend to read his life story pamphlet "Going through the fires of life with Jesus', which was published as written.
It is a mind-boggling escapade of Slob's pathetic and deviant life and his lifelong struggles with the English language.
If you prefer to not struggle with constant translation, the audio version, recited as written, of his pamphlet is here: https://www.youtube.com/@bobbymckimmo8792
Worth noting: At the beginning of Chapter 2, Slob states that his father was 29 and his mother was 16 when they married. The mentally challenged marries the underage mentally challenged. The result was predictable.
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He owns nothing of value. But there’s a federal program for subsidized internet access that I read in the Kiwi Farms Poorfag thread is ending soon. My elderly parents have Spectrum and they regularly receive mail from Spectrum telling them to see if they qualify for the government handout. I’m sure Bob was first in line when that program was launched.
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He might have gone over to his son Billy's trailer (while he's locked up) to see if he had anything to sell, sold the coffee maker he can't figure out how to use and 5 lbs. of bacon, or waited for Rene's SSI check to hit her account.
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What misguided fool would go to a private FB page to find out the status of their internet. First place I look (not using my PC, as the internet doesn't work at that moment) is the providers website to check for engineering work in my area, then report an outage and to sign up for text message updates. Another example of RLM's inflated opinion of himself.
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Looks like Rene forgot her password (again), tried logging in to Facebook 849 times in 10 minutes and got flagged and booted off.
It's better when she's in a semi-comatose state lying in a pool of urine and feces.
Retards and technology don't mix.
It's better when she's in a semi-comatose state lying in a pool of urine and feces.
Retards and technology don't mix.
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I did some recreations of Bob’s experience at Walmart a few weeks back.
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THE RETARDED ROBERT L MCKIM SR trolled...
Hint: to the retard and Rene. Read and follow the terms of service you agreed to when you signed up with facebook. If you can't understand them, your pals here at Kiwifarms will explain them for you.
Learn them. Live them. I have never had a facebook violation in the near 20 years of having an account but yet you seem to have issues. Take your time and read them.
Facebook please quit restricting me for no reason. All I am doing is following/liking pages that I am interested in and sharing posts with my friends that I like. If Facebook thinks following/liking pages and sharing posts with my friends is against Facebook Community Standards. Facebook needs to update their Community Standards and tell users the limit on how many pages that can be followed/liked and posts that can be shared within a 24 hour period. I think Facebook has two different sets of Community Standards, because Facebook has a set of Community Standards for Christians who are telling the truth, against the LGBTQIA community, believes that marriage is between a man and a woman not for same sex couples, and are for Pro-Life. And have another set of Community Standards for everyone else who, ase for the LGBTQIA community, posts things showing abuse of the disabled, elderly, and animals, nudity, and sexually explicit photos or videos. I am a admin for some other pages and Facebook has blocked me from posting on those pages as well. It's not right to punish another Facebook page as well for your hatred towards me.
Hint: to the retard and Rene. Read and follow the terms of service you agreed to when you signed up with facebook. If you can't understand them, your pals here at Kiwifarms will explain them for you.
Learn them. Live them. I have never had a facebook violation in the near 20 years of having an account but yet you seem to have issues. Take your time and read them.
Facebook please quit restricting me for no reason. All I am doing is following/liking pages that I am interested in and sharing posts with my friends that I like. If Facebook thinks following/liking pages and sharing posts with my friends is against Facebook Community Standards. Facebook needs to update their Community Standards and tell users the limit on how many pages that can be followed/liked and posts that can be shared within a 24 hour period. I think Facebook has two different sets of Community Standards, because Facebook has a set of Community Standards for Christians who are telling the truth, against the LGBTQIA community, believes that marriage is between a man and a woman not for same sex couples, and are for Pro-Life. And have another set of Community Standards for everyone else who, ase for the LGBTQIA community, posts things showing abuse of the disabled, elderly, and animals, nudity, and sexually explicit photos or videos. I am a admin for some other pages and Facebook has blocked me from posting on those pages as well. It's not right to punish another Facebook page as well for your hatred towards me.
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Great suggestion for Slob and Rene to read the Terms of Service Agreement.
Unfortunately, there is one flaw.
Neither of them can read and comprehend beyond a 2nd-grade level.
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Marvel at the delusions of relevance these two have constructed to avoid the reality that they are insignificant shut-ins.
At least Rene has her mother and my namesake, who genuinely care about her well-being and have done nothing but give generously and support her through her worst trials (literally). Of course Bob had to drive a wedge between them and cut Rene off from her flesh and blood family. He’s a Satan-loving apostate whose only purpose in life is to perpetuate evil and retardation.
crayolasword
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And he’s back live putting all of his Mexican neighbor's business, drama and whatnot out there:
Even got an amazing jaw click at the end and Rene whispering to him from her cage.
Even got an amazing jaw click at the end and Rene whispering to him from her cage.