🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Rabbit Bones said:
I can't imagine Bob calling to ramble about how he's a being stalked by a kiwi farm is going to raise too many brows.
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Chan the Wizard said:
I understand that Renee is r.etarded, but why can't the illustrious RLM get off his fat ass and get a job to support them? I bet he'd even get an employee discount at Wal-Mart or Goodwill.
Sloth is a sin.
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He just can't, he has some congenital disorder of the spine. Which miraculously didn't stop him working all sorts of jobs for years before he got it diagnosed, the bigger problem seems to have been that he always got into arguments with customers and coworkers and public officials... But still, the man is sick, have some pity and send him some free stuff!
 
Mister Moo said:
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"They just told me today to stop putting things on the internet that I don't want the LGBT's to post on the internet"...

Stop posting things you don't want other people to repost elsewhere?
Well, that's just silly. Why, the very idea!

...Perhaps the police have secretly joined forces with "the LGBT's" and are now trolling Bob with laughable "advice"?
 
Sc4rface said:
He just can't, he has some congenital disorder of the spine. Which miraculously didn't stop him working all sorts of jobs for years before he got it diagnosed, the bigger problem seems to have been that he always got into arguments with customers and coworkers and public officials... But still, the man is sick, have some pity and send him some free stuff!
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... or it's because he's antagonized so many people in the town he lives in, nobody will give him a job, or a good reference. Anyway having a job will interfere with his ministry of bitching about how his life sucks and that means the end of the world is here.
 
Here we go again.
2:00: He still goes on about the Tribulation being the same as his tribulation and his problems being equivalent to getting shot by cops
3:00: Bob has gotten 28 hate messages on his phone, Bob has tried blocking the number byt "they" (presumably the evil homos) "have the technology to unblock it".
6:20: Some cop came by and dared to suggest that maybe putting all this stuff online isn't such a hot idea
8:23: Another anti-police rant
9:17: Some cop asked Bob if he preaches about UFOs too :lol:
 
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Like anyone ever calls him for spiritual guidance in the first place. If they ever did, he'd probably record those calls too.
Caller: Pastor, I'm having a crisis of faith because of blah blah blah.
Bob: You think you have it bad? I get hateful phone calls and texts and my dead father's wife won't let me have my mom's tupperware!! I need gas money too and the supermarket ran out of bacon!
Caller: Click!
 
sikotik said:
Like anyone ever calls him for spiritual guidance in the first place. If they ever did, he'd probably record those calls too.
Caller: Pastor, I'm having a crisis of faith because of blah blah blah.
Bob: You think you have it bad? I get hateful phone calls and texts and my dead father's wife won't let me have my mom's tupperware!! I need gas money too and the supermarket ran out of bacon!
Caller: Click!
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Hey it might work on a suicide line....
Though the caller might end up throwing Pastor Bob off a bridge rather than jumping.
 
sikotik said:
Like anyone ever calls him for spiritual guidance in the first place. If they ever did, he'd probably record those calls too.
Caller: Pastor, I'm having a crisis of faith because of blah blah blah.
Bob: You think you have it bad? I get hateful phone calls and texts and my dead father's wife won't let me have my mom's tupperware!! I need gas money too and the supermarket ran out of bacon!
Caller: Click!
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Bob: She was his COMMON LAW wife. They were NOT married!!!
 
Apparently someone has been accusing him of having a threesome with his ex and her wife, and he thinks @Mister Moo could be John Andrews in disguise.

There's more, but I have to work tonight so I'm going to bed. God have mercy on your souls, Kiwis. :feels:
 
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