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Because Jesus appeared to him in a dream when he was choking on his own vomit.
🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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He had a "near-death experience" - actually an episode of heartburn - and after that, Jesus bestowed on him the gift of prophecy.
He recounts the story here, among other places.
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Oh yeah, had forgotten about that, my bad.
But wouldn't it be a blast if he actually prophesied instead of just sitting on his fat ass being a prophet in posse? And then tried to lie and wriggle his way out of trouble every time stuff didn't happen like he said it would?
But wouldn't it be a blast if he actually prophesied instead of just sitting on his fat ass being a prophet in posse? And then tried to lie and wriggle his way out of trouble every time stuff didn't happen like he said it would?
I believe it has a little to do with RLM's confusion between personal tribulation and The Tribulation. Jesus promised that those who follow him would suffer personal tribulation - many of the disciples were killed (stoned, crucified, etc). However, RLM just makes bad choices, and when they come back to bite him in the ass, he takes these self-inflicted troubles to be a sign of the end times - The Tribulation is upon us, because RLM's life sucks, because of his life choices. And because he preaches about End Times, that makes him a prophet. Oh and he's had a few dreams, probably from watching too many sci-fi movies - you know the really crap ones on SyFy channel.
His "gospel" is one of dark ages preaching - repent now, today OR you will forever be destined for hell (fear). Once you have wronged him, you are forever classed as a child of satan and your soul is doomed, there will never be another chance for you to repent or be saved. This is 100% reverse of what the Christian message is - we should not fear the afterlife and allow that fear to dictate our actions, but instead look forward to the afterlife and allow that desire to drive us to help others.
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Hey Bob!
THESE VIDEOS ARE FOR YOU!
THESE VIDEOS ARE FOR YOU!
John sent me this a couple of days ago, when you guys were talking about Rene.
Also, I'd like to point out this video (http://archive.is/aR3E7) (dated Oct 31, 2011) on his Facebook page, of him and Rene- both of them seemed much more acute/aware. You can see how much they've both deteriorated mentally, IMO.
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God damn.
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Much like Job, Bob is forced to endure the sufferings by God because he is loved most.
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You mean Satan said "lol that guy doesn't love u rite?" and God was like "BITCH I'LL SHOW YOU" and murdered his entire family.
Also I found this review from a few months back:
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The video he mentioned last time is shown.
Bob accuses his step-sisters of trying to commit welfare fraud.
Hopes a judge or lawyer will see this video and fix everything.
Starts acting like an internet tough guy towards one of his step-sister's husband.
I dunno, sounds like the ramblings of a crazy man. He heard some stuff, jumps from that to fraud. And then goes off into naming and threatening. It's a shame he's dead-ass broke, because he'd get a real wake up call if he was sued for all this shit he keeps pulling on folks. Though then again, it's fairly easy to ignore he exists and live a happy life in blissful ignorance of an self deluded internet bully.
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The man wants his coffee table.
- Bob suspects that Pina's daughter's will come up to Ohio to steal a broken air conditioner from a storage unit since his dad had the spare key
- pictures of furniture and threats
- Bob has been bugging some pastors again and lies about them thinking he should have stuff
- now Bob claims that the audiotapes he has constitute a last will and testament
- 11:32: Bob will judge the angels of God [??] and all us sinners
- Bob promises to forgive if everything goes like he wants, or on second thought he has already forgiven but he won't forget
- Pina's daughters don't love Bob [I wonder why]
- accuses the daughter's of exploiting their mother
- shout-out to the Farms, our day is coming;
- pictures of furniture and threats
- Bob has been bugging some pastors again and lies about them thinking he should have stuff
- now Bob claims that the audiotapes he has constitute a last will and testament
- 11:32: Bob will judge the angels of God [??] and all us sinners
- Bob promises to forgive if everything goes like he wants, or on second thought he has already forgiven but he won't forget
- Pina's daughters don't love Bob [I wonder why]
- accuses the daughter's of exploiting their mother
- shout-out to the Farms, our day is coming;
RLM has a storage unit?!? So he has MORE stuff than will fit in his food-hoarder home? Yet another needless monthly bill, that keeps him begging for money for needed supplies. Seriously this dude needs a yard sale, get rid of the crap he never uses. He's far too attached to "stuff".
11:38 - funny how he skips over the "do not commit financial fraud" (not getting married so you get more money than you're entitled to), "do not hate your brother" (wishing ill on Pina and her daughters), "do not seek revenge or hold a grudge, but extend forgiveness" (the content of the last 5+ videos). Well he does come back to these things later, but only applies it to others not himself. Forgiveness is to let go of negative emotions and not wish ill will on others - he claims forgiveness, but his videos shout otherwise. RLM demands restitution as a condition of his forgiveness.
RLM will judge - seems to be a running theme over the years. He has himself set up as the final arbiter of who goes to heaven - Jesus may be the way, but RLM is the gatekeeper. Just because you follow Jesus is not sufficient for RLM's heaven, he has to approve your membership before you're allowed in. And he doesn't judge himself and all his sins... oh yes, because he's a "chosen one" which obviously means "free pass to heaven", no judgement required.
11:38 - funny how he skips over the "do not commit financial fraud" (not getting married so you get more money than you're entitled to), "do not hate your brother" (wishing ill on Pina and her daughters), "do not seek revenge or hold a grudge, but extend forgiveness" (the content of the last 5+ videos). Well he does come back to these things later, but only applies it to others not himself. Forgiveness is to let go of negative emotions and not wish ill will on others - he claims forgiveness, but his videos shout otherwise. RLM demands restitution as a condition of his forgiveness.
RLM will judge - seems to be a running theme over the years. He has himself set up as the final arbiter of who goes to heaven - Jesus may be the way, but RLM is the gatekeeper. Just because you follow Jesus is not sufficient for RLM's heaven, he has to approve your membership before you're allowed in. And he doesn't judge himself and all his sins... oh yes, because he's a "chosen one" which obviously means "free pass to heaven", no judgement required.
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If I understood correctly, the unit was his dad's and Bob just stashed the aircon there so he could take it to Harcatus later. But I agree completely with the rest of the paragraph.
I had such a laugh when he read this.
Well dad is dead - so either his estate needs to settle that bill and arrange to have the contents removed. If it's not RLMs then he has no recourse. Of course he could just go buy a new lock and replace the one on the storage unit, then the evil witches from Florida won't be able to get in it
Quote from his video Sept 16th:
That is rich
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