🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[John Andrews Stan]

He is very offended to be recorded by staff as they observe him attempt to split a payment $1.37/90¢ for a gallon of milk between EBT and his second free government food mooch card.

While also bitching that Walmart asks customers not to record on their private property. Their house, their rules. Bob the big fat crybaby thinks the rules shouldn’t apply to him.

He is flabbergasted that the Walmart and Kroger don’t prioritize him and respect him, after all, the customer is always right!

That concept was from a time when people conducted themselves with much more honesty, grace and basic politeness than they do now. But even then this was only an idea and not a law.

The truth is that the customer is often wrong. Sometimes it’s worth appeasing them but often it’s not. For example, a relative owns a company that sells products in Walmart. They regularly receive emails from people who claim they bought their product in Walmart, that it was empty when they got it home, but they didn’t save their receipt and Walmart won’t refund them. This is the correct course of action, as anyone who picks up a container that’s supposed to contain product but is actually empty would notice this immediately. It’s simply not believable, especially when they claim they didn’t keep the receipt and paid in cash so there’s no record of the sale. These people expect the brand to send them free money for this imaginary slight.

Those “customers” are wrong and so is Bob. I’m glad Walmart and Kroger don’t pretend he’s worth their time or effort. He’s a freeloading leech and is on his way to being banned from stores if he doesn’t knock it off.

 

[S O T P]

While also bitching that Walmart asks customers not to record on their private property. Their house, their rules. Bob the big fat crybaby thinks the rules shouldn’t apply to him.


That concept was from a time when people conducted themselves with much more honesty, grace and basic politeness than they do now. But even then this was only an idea and not a law.

The truth is that the customer is often wrong. Sometimes it’s worth appeasing them but often it’s not. For example, a relative owns a company that sells products in Walmart. They regularly receive emails from people who claim they bought their product in Walmart, that it was empty when they got it home, but they didn’t save their receipt and Walmart won’t refund them. This is the correct course of action, as anyone who picks up a container that’s supposed to contain product but is actually empty would notice this immediately. It’s simply not believable, especially when they claim they didn’t keep the receipt and paid in cash so there’s no record of the sale. These people expect the brand to send them free money for this imaginary slight.

Those “customers” are wrong and so is Bob. I’m glad Walmart and Kroger don’t pretend he’s worth their time or effort. He’s a freeloading leech and is on his way to being banned from stores if he doesn’t knock it off.

What is it that Slob screams all the time?

Oh yes, "I gotta camera!" "I'm recording you!"

Hypocritical asshole.

 

[Dirty Harry]

All the while the Retard tells us not to shop at Walmart, and that they are greedy corporate monsters etc etc, but here is the Retard ignoring his own activism and shopping at Walmart on a regular basis.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

All the while the Retard tells us not to shop at Walmart, and that they are greedy corporate monsters etc etc, but here is the Retard ignoring his own activism and shopping at Walmart on a regular basis.

Bob is spending our money at Walmart, not his. He hasn’t earned a dime in decades.

 

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This is the highest paying job he’s ever had and it was always supplemented by OUR money.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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This is the highest paying job he’s ever had and it was always supplemented by OUR money.

Omg is this legitimate?

His writing is beyond pathetic. The grammer of a 9 year old!
"-I only was living on $150.00-"
"-because people thought I was retarded because-"
"-they also thought my parents was retarded-"
"-dad was hard of hearing, and has a speech impediment; my mom was lazy-"

There is literally not a single sentence on that page that is grammatically correct.

A "Doctor", everyone!

 

[HarveySperg41]

At least Bob is being honest with his latest fundraiser. (Again I totally didn’t edit this)
Here is a blank for others, let’s have some fun and laugh at Bob’s expense.

 

[crayolasword]

Omg is this legitimate?

His writing is beyond pathetic. The grammer of a 9 year old!
"-I only was living on $150.00-"
"-because people thought I was retarded because-"
"-they also thought my parents was retarded-"
"-dad was hard of hearing, and has a speech impediment; my mom was lazy-"

There is literally not a single sentence on that page that is grammatically correct.

A "Doctor", everyone!

100% authentic. It’s from the book he self published on Amazon. I own a copy and it is very painful to read. I highly recommend it though because it really shows what a long term retarded, degenerate he’s been. Plus, it is a comedy masterpiece.

 

[S O T P]

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This is the highest paying job he’s ever had and it was always supplemented by OUR money.

This doesn't speak highly of Barb.

Why did she marry the unemployable 21-year-old Village Retard making $150/month as a paperboy?

Not the brightest future ahead.

Well, at least she was smart enough to divorce him and convert to lesbianism.

100% authentic. It’s from the book he self published on Amazon. I own a copy and it is very painful to read. I highly recommend it though because it really shows what a long term retarded, degenerate he’s been. Plus, it is a comedy masterpiece.

A chapter-by-chapter reading: https://www.youtube.com/@bobbymckimmo8792

 

[Kangaroo]

Clear to see that he takes after his mom. Is lazy and bad with managing money, sits on the couch recliner all day, listens to phone calls police radio scanner conversations.

 

[S O T P]

Clear to see that he takes after his mom. Is lazy and bad with managing money, sits on the couch recliner all day, listens to phone calls police radio scanner conversations.

I wonder if Slob inherited his inability to write, speak, and spell from his mother and if she relied on phonics methods to spell words like they sound, as Slob does. "Distric" doesn't need a t at the end, because Slob doesn't pronounce the t at the end. And this asshole wonders why he's treated like the retard he is.

"Disrespect what I do."

There's a good reason for that Slob. You don't do anything and never have.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Whew, glad it wasn't just us labeling him retarded as he's been labeled since grade school

 

[S O T P]

Whew, glad it wasn't just us labeling him retarded as he's been labeled since grade school

I wonder if Slob has called every school he attended to demand an apology for being called a retard and being put in SpEd classes, making birdhouses, being told 139 times a day to not eat paste, and trying to stay inside the lines in his coloring books. After all, he called Dr. Denise Kohler and demanded she apologize for assessing him as being delusional and paranoid, along with many other nefarious personality characteristics.

He stayed inside the lines while coloring the very professional Retard Patrol graphic.

Every professional law enforcement agency has a logo drawn in crayon.

It's ironic that Slob was a passenger on a Droolmobile and a driver of a Droolmobile (for a short time before getting fired.)

p.s. If you are thinking of sending Slob a Christmas gift (because he prefers receiving to giving) here are 3 ideas.

Slob took the adage, 'nobody's perfect' and completely fucked it up with his eloquent command of grammar and spelling.

"That there is no not one prefect".

Words of wisdom, from the Village Idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au4RPo2Eu4Y

Slob also discussed 'do unto others' in this video.

Does doing unto others mean driving by a woman in a wheelchair and then criticizing and making fun of her in a video?

You are stupid, you are gullible, you are retarded, and, first and foremost, a hypocritical asshole.

Think about it, you know I'm right.

P.S.. - To refresh your twisted memory where you are always right, never wrong, and blame everyone else for your failures and shortcomings, you didn't type S O T P, you said it.

Talk your way out of that, asshole.

Have a blessed shitty day sitting in your trailer.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Bob has been pretty quiet lately. I assume it’s because he’s busy with a new job and volunteering in the community.

Edit: I wonder if Bob tried the enter the CareBearMobile in the parade?

 

[S O T P]

Bob has been pretty quiet lately. I assume it’s because he’s busy with a new job and volunteering in the community.

Edit: I wonder if Bob tried the enter the CareBearMobile in the parade?
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Slob has been busy hitting every food pantry in the County looking for special holiday handouts.

However, he did take time out from taking food from the truly deserving to dress up in his smelly and dirty fake uniform to stand on the sidewalk watching the parade while telling everyone he is a member of Homeland Security and would have provided traffic control if they called him.

However, no one has ever called Slob to do anything and never will.

The Care Bear Retard Mobile was likely not allowed in the parade as it would have required being surrounded by a HAZMAT team and followed by a HAZMAT vehicle to control the stench and clean up leaking bodily fluids made by Rene.

It also would have been the target of rocks, cans, eggs, and bottles thrown by the residents of the County.

And Slob would have stopped the progress of the parade by getting out of the Care Bear Retard Mobile to pick up the cans to cash in later.

 

[AnOminous]

And Slob would have stopped the progress of the parade by getting out of the Care Bear Retard Mobile to pick up the cans to cash in later.

I doubt this slob does anything that industrious. Consider this: homeless drunks are more useful to society than this bisexual Satanist.

 

[crayolasword]

Bob would fight children for candy being thrown during the parade.

 

[Kangaroo]

I doubt this slob does anything that industrious. Consider this: homeless drunks are more useful to society than this bisexual Satanist.

Don't think he'd raise a muscle to pick up a single can - too much exertion for too little reward. But he will pick up a sack of discarded cans, and cash them in.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Bob is either completely ignorant of the Biblical laws pertaining to honoring one’s parents or he doesn’t care to choose the Godly path of observing them. Here are just a few of the ways Bob violates this important commandment on this one page of his book:

• A person must always be extremely careful to honor and revere his parents, for the Bible compares it to the honor and reverence of God.
• If the parent is afflicted with emotional or mental challenges, the child should make every effort to indulge them until God relieves their affliction. But if the parent’s condition gets worse and the son can no longer take the strain, he must delegate suitable proxies to provide proper and loving care to the parent(s) in his absence.
• If a child witnesses the parent sinning, he is not to point out the parent’s error. Instead he should say, "Father, is it not written in the Bible that [X] and [Y]?" — addressing him in the manner of a child consulting his parent rather than admonishing him. This is so the parent may correct himself without being embarrassed or shamed.
• The Bible is strict not only with a child who strikes or curses his parents but also with one who shamed them. In fact, such offspring are cursed by God. In Deuteronomy 27:16 it states “Cursed be he who dishonors his mother or father.” This applies equally to using harsh words against them or even making a gesture that fails to show appropriate respect.
• One must honor his parents even after their death. When mentioning parents after their passing, one should add: "May his (or her) memory be a blessing."

It’s increasingly clear that Bob should have been institutionalized as a child. I suspect his parents couldn’t bear to part with him. Their thanks? Bob airing all their dirty laundry to the world and calling himself a prophet of God while doing it.

Bob is going to roast in hell.

 

[S O T P]

Bob is either completely ignorant of the Biblical laws pertaining to honoring one’s parents or he doesn’t care to choose the Godly path of observing them. Here are just a few of the ways Bob violates this important commandment on this one page of his book:

• A person must always be extremely careful to honor and revere his parents, for the Bible compares it to the honor and reverence of God.
• If the parent is afflicted with emotional or mental challenges, the child should make every effort to indulge them until God relieves their affliction. But if the parent’s condition gets worse and the son can no longer take the strain, he must delegate suitable proxies to provide proper and loving care to the parent(s) in his absence.
• If a child witnesses the parent sinning, he is not to point out the parent’s error. Instead he should say, "Father, is it not written in the Bible that [X] and [Y]?" — addressing him in the manner of a child consulting his parent rather than admonishing him. This is so the parent may correct himself without being embarrassed or shamed.
• The Bible is strict not only with a child who strikes or curses his parents but also with one who shamed them. In fact, such offspring are cursed by God. In Deuteronomy 27:16 it states “Cursed be he who dishonors his mother or father.” This applies equally to using harsh words against them or even making a gesture that fails to show appropriate respect.
• One must honor his parents even after their death. When mentioning parents after their passing, one should add: "May his (or her) memory be a blessing."

It’s increasingly clear that Bob should have been institutionalized as a child. I suspect his parents couldn’t bear to part with him. Their thanks? Bob airing all their dirty laundry to the world and calling himself a prophet of God while doing it.

Bob is going to roast in hell.

Slob doesn't believe in God. He believes in money and material goods and how to get them for free. He's a self-centered, hypocritical, egomaniacal, freeloading hoarder. Despite getting everything for free, he always complains it's not enough and he deserves more. He's paranoid and delusional and is always the victim because everyone is out to get him. The reason everyone thinks he's an asshole is because he's been an asshole the majority of his life. He's alienated from his family and has no friends. He's failed at everything in life. As a last resort, he became a mail-order minister, started a fake ministry, and figured people would give him money to listen to him try to read the big book of hearsay and fairy tales.

Being a fake minister doesn't require any education or training. You say something like, Jesus told me I am a chosen one while I was choking on a piece of bacon, and bingo! You're a fucking prophet!

Have you seen some of the clowns on TV who say they are ministers and prophets? They're used car salesmen and con men, telling folks what they want to hear.

This guy is my favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziSEMKtCZvU

While these assholes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjU5LZu6btE) are bogus, they can at least read, speak and spell English and come across as being somewhat intelligent. Conversely, who is going to give money to an obese retard on YouTube sitting in a recliner in a trailer illuminated by 2 bare light bulbs that can't read or speak English beyond a 2nd-grade level 'preaching' about cooking sausage?

Even the most gullible have limits.

Slob is so profoundly retarded and stupid that he even fucked up being a fake minister. A sham Ministry and Soul Clinic (whatever that is) with no organization, congregation, and, to Slob's disappointment, no contributions! It's a shithole trailer with a cardboard sign made from cut-out letters, taped to the aluminum siding.

Slob is an egomaniacal narcissist who has to have a title and, the more titles the better. His self-introduction of every comedy-laden video lasts 30 seconds.

Slob is at the end of the line. He's out of options. He started a GoFundMe page (that no one has contributed to) as a last-resort scheme to get money.

He couldn't hold a real job and he can't pull off a fake job. He is over his head in debt and living from welfare check (his and the one he steals from Rene) to welfare check.

He's one step from living under a bridge in a cardboard box.

A lofty end for a chosen one with so many degrees and other training under his belt.