🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Bob believes in perceived authority. He looks up to first responders of all stripes, and clergy. As well as many other perceived "masculine" roles like father, community leader and husband. Security guard. He is woefully unqualified to be any of these but he believes that if he puts on the costumes or buys a piece of paper that says that he is, it must become true. Magic totems. Because of his severe stupidiness and below room temperature IQ, he has never really felt in control of his own life. So he is fascinated by those who he perceives to have authority. Pastors, police, firemen, anyone who people look to for help. Even though he lives his entire life with his hands out. Becoming irate when others don't solve his problems for him. He puts on the uniform of the problem solvers and thinks that this will get him the respect of being one. Even the most dedicated cosplayer at the renfest knows that they really aren't an elfin ranger. They just have a really nice leather bag. Or a tea dyed scroll with their guild name on it. They should make a festival for people like Bob. Complete with some traffic snarls, small property fires, some suspicious looking minority teens minding their own business, a downed power line, a few inches of snow and the old lady down the street having a stroke.
 
Despite getting everything for free, he always complains it's not enough and he deserves more.
There is a very famous passage in Genesis that focuses on this specific sin of Bob’s (one of many) and has been commented on by sages over millennia. I wouldn’t normally share about this topic at length but Bob inspires me to spell out the exact nature of his wickedness.

When Jacob left his parents’ home after Esau vowed to kill him for receiving his birthright (which degenerate Esau sold him for a bowl of lentil stew), he had with him great wealth his father had given him upon departure. But Esau had ordered his son Eliphaz to hunt down Jacob and kill him. Eliphaz caught up with him but as he had been raised by Isaac, he could not bring himself to hurt his uncle. Jacob ended up giving Eliphaz everything he had so that his nephew wouldn’t return to his father empty handed. A man with nothing was considered tantamount to a dead man, and Jacob was selfless enough to give all of his possessions to save his nephew from Esau’s wrath.

So Jacob arrived in Haran with literally nothing. All of his wealth was earned through years of backbreaking work as a shepherd for his scheming father-in-law Laban.

Decades later when Jacob has left Laban with his wives and children and is on his way to the land of Canaan, his journey puts him on a direct collision course with Esau. In an attempt to appease his brother/would-be murderer when they are mere hours away from reuniting, Jacob sends his servants ahead toward Esau with gifts: hundreds of sheep and cattle from the flocks and herds he had earned over years of grueling labor for Laban. He timed this gift to reach Esau just before their meeting, spacing out each type of animal so that when Esau looked at the horizon, he saw the vast number of animals heading toward him and was impressed by the sheer number and quality of the animals.

Then Jacob and Esau finally meet. Jacob tells his brother the herds are a gift he is giving him. Genesis 33:9: “But Esau said, ‘I have plenty, my brother; let what you have remain yours.’”

Jacob (ibid. 33:10-11): “‘Please, no! If indeed I have found favor in your eyes, then you shall take my gift from my hand... for God has favored me [with it], and [because] I have everything’”.

Though Esau was very wealthy, he felt he had plenty — but never enough.

Jacob, the righteous twin, had always been certain that he lacked nothing. He knew in every cell in his body that he had everything.

Esau types can never feel satisfaction or joy. Even when he is blessed with money or possessions, any scrap of gratitude is far outweighed by both a sense of what is missing AND anger at not getting what he feels he “deserves.”

In contrast, Jacob types see any wealth, status and family he has as gifts from God. Gifts aren’t earned or “deserved.”

Jacob types also have the constant mindset that “All of my needs are met today.” Logically, if they weren’t all met he wouldn’t have been able to survive. So even when he arrived at Laban’s with nothing, he felt he had everything.

The Godly man follows in Jacob’s tradition. He asks God to help him live his life with a sense of “I have everything,” and therefore does not fall victim to a sense of lack or entitlement.

We all know which brother Bob is: the sinful reprobate who was never satisfied and always ruled by rage and resentment, feeling hard done by rather than grateful to God for all of the gifts he’d been given.

The fact that Bob pretends to be a religious man would be funnier if it wasn’t so disgusting. Even Esau the bloodthirsty killer, thief and pervert wasn’t evil enough to try to get away with that scam.
 
I don't make this stuff up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNXMHpHQnlA

Who wouldn't send their money to a guy who has seen midgets grow? Come on, that's tough to beat.

Slob tried to beat this 'send me money schtick'.

He came up with seeing Jesus in his kitchen while choking on a piece of bacon in the middle of the night. And, as a bonus to convince Slob's non-believers, Jesus told Slob he is a chosen one.

That tops seeing midgets grow any day.

It's baffling that Slob doesn't have millions of followers sending him money.

ps - If you liked this guy, watch this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unhqk-sAtZ4) which should have been titled - I don't care if you're broke, pick up the phone and send me a $1,000 right now goddammit!

Sounds just like Slob in one of his many 'asking begging for help" videos.

I need help people. Welfare, food stamps, gas vouchers, food pantries, and free medical care aren't enough. Get it straight you moron.
 
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Page 346, #6,902. It's included in the great green bean and yellow bean famine post.
I forgot about his resourceful mother putting up protein rich foods and providing for her children in the midst of poverty. What an awful mother to subject poor Bobby to green beans and yellow beans. I bet she sometimes requested that he help weed the garden!
 
Fortunately, Slob has not made an appearance in a while.

We can rule out he's working or visiting relatives and friends as possibilities for his welcome silence.

Credible possibilities include:

1.) Rene died and he's out in the woods of rural Ohio burying her body so he can continue cashing her welfare checks

2.) He's in jail after having a rage-fueled meltdown and screaming "I gotta gun and I want some respect" at Walmart

3.) He's in the hospital after having a stroke, the result of his cholesterol-laden diet and morbid obesity

4.) He's dead, the result of his cholesterol-laden diet and morbid obesity

I'm partial to #4, which requires no taxpayer expense*.

* Excluding bulldozing his shithole trailer, putting the debris in a large metal dumpster and transporting it to a landfill.
 
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Where can I find the video where he got in trouble for pestering the little girl who had the fund raiser for her “spina bifada of the accult”?
I don’t know but it’s telling that Bob only contacted them to try to mooch from their donations and never offered to help her in any way. I’m sure he never prayed for her at any point.
 
I don’t know but it’s telling that Bob only contacted them to try to mooch from their donations and never offered to help her in any way. I’m sure he never prayed for her at any point.
He prayed that the mother of the little girl with actual spina bifida would give some of the money she received in donations to buy her daughter a wheelchair to an obese retarded asshole with no morals and principles, with fake spina bifida, and a litany of other hypochondria ailments.

He should also have prayed for the family of the little girl to not call the cops and turn him in for soliciting.

He didn't get any money and he got busted for solicitation.

Here is one video he made about it (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iASY-OTUzOE). There's another one, where he held up the newspaper with the article about the little girl, but I got tired of scrolling through the misspelled titles of his videos (https://www.youtube.com/@theevangelistdr.robertl.mc1442/videos) to find it.

Remember, Slob does not bow down to the State of Ohio, they're not his God.

Slob abides by God's laws, not Man's laws.

Except when he squeezes every free penny from every welfare assistance program from the State of Ohio (and the Federal government) that he can get.

Man's laws give him free stuff.

God's laws are do unto others, blah, blah, blah.

He's a hypocritical piece of shit.

And, because that's not enough, he begs and started a GoFundMe page.

Only a retard would make a video about having an e-coli infection attributed to a profound lack of personal hygiene.

Therefore, Slob did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNGJBY-UYsk

And, of course, Slob knows more than everyone, it's not his fault, and everyone is a moron.
 
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Bob’s inability to turn the other cheek is proof alone that he’s a Christian in name only.

That concept is not found in the foundational pre-Christianity texts and is 100 percent from the Book of Matthew (5:38-42).

CHRISTIAN BIBLE: “…I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.”

BOB MCKIM: “Fuck you, Christianity. I do what I want.”
 
I know folks in the United States who are retired and receive SSI benefits.

None of them complain the amount they receive isn't enough, beg for money, or started a GoFundMe page to supplement their SSI.

They receive the maximum monthly benefit after paying into the Social Security system for decades.

Slob sporadically paid into the system for a few months here and there and receives the minimum monthly benefit.

It's a shame he didn't pay into the system for the 11 years he was a paperboy. It would have increased his monthly benefit.

Also, 'weather watcher', 'operating a soul clinic', 'radio patrol member', and 'evangelist' are not recognized by the Social Security Administration as legitimate jobs.

Rene has never held a job and receives the minimum monthly disability benefit.

Unfortunately for her, the Social Security Administration does not recognize 'convicted bank robber', 'convicted felon', and 'ex-convict' as legitimate jobs.
 
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Is she getting banned from Facebook? Lol
I’m pretty sure she just can’t remember her password. She creates a new FB account every time, and based on Bob’s oversharing it became obvious that they think you need a new phone number to register a new account.
 
I’m pretty sure she just can’t remember her password. She creates a new FB account every time, and based on Bob’s oversharing it became obvious that they think you need a new phone number to register a new account.
Omg thats beyond hilarious. Do you know what post thats in?

What a RETARD, yet a doktor...
 
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