🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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ETA: Overnight, Pina's daughter Patty posted a statement to social media to the effect of, "Don't mess with my Momma - if you do, you'll have to deal with me and you're not going to like it. What goes around comes around." One suspects Pastor Bob is continuing to harass poor bereaved Pina and her grieving family. He's such a piece of shit.
He most definitely is. This morning didn't have much before I went to bed, but he's posting little tidbits now here and there spread between his natural disaster shares. Video is attached at the bottom.
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Bob will harass anyone he thinks he can extort money from. I'm sure most people just give him something to make him go away - it's not like it's worthwhile trying to sue him for harassment or extortion because he's not got a couple of brass ha'pennies to rub together.
As people have noted upthread, the smart thing to do is to give Bob nothing. Rather than expressing gratitude toward those who assist him, he accuses them of being selfish, greedy, un-christian people who actually took advantage of him by offloading second-rate crap in the guise of charity, and continues pestering for more and better things.

If Pina's family were to give him his precious fucking Tupperware, he'd proceed to bitch about the furniture, and then the house trailer, and then the (nonexistent) money from his father's (nonexistent) insurance policies.

If anything, it seems like Patty should be recording Bob's calls. Especially since he has a history of threatening violence when he does not get his way, she might wish to pursue a no contact order against him if he continues to harass her ailing mother.
 
Shit just got real, Bob has been lurking this thread.
Bob reading; he couldn't visit his dad that one time because it was too hot and he had some other shit to do; Bob doesn't really care about the money (LOL) as much as about getting his dad buried and not cremated; dad got both social security and workers comp so there apparently should be a inheritance; Bob brings up the point his dad was in contact with him so it's illogical he would have disinherited Bob; story about TV not working and cable bill not being paid and Bob thinks Patty kept the money that was meant to pay for it; claims Patty charged his dad rent when he was living with Pina; Bob took his dad to Adult Protective Services to talk about him and Pina, so there should be a report there and that should come to play when the will dispute goes to the courts; Patty and her sisters are greedy; we here on the Farms don't know the truth, call him names, are atheists; more of Bob just reading; Bob knows someone who is on the farms because... looses his train of thought; Bob reading and mumbling for a long time; he goes off on one of @Durable Mike Malloy's posts but doesn't seem to make any sense; he doesn't like Rene's stepdad's videos; he isn't a pastor, he is a minister so we're wrong; Bob's dad had a hard time with Pina's illness and called Bob for help; he doesn't like it when I abbreviate his bibbletalk as "yadda"; more browsing the thread; we don't know the whole truth and they (the sisters) were taking money for his dad's bank account were scamming them; Anita can't find a stable place to live and wants to live rent free and Bob has pictures to prove this; video cuts of in midsentence.

Well, I have to say that I'm sympathizing with Bob's dad, I've left specific instructions against cremation too. It'll suck enough when I'm dead, I don't need to get burnt to a crisp too.

As to why he didn't tell Bob about the new will, I'm beginning to think he was an old man who already had his hands full with the failing health of his wife and he just figured he really didn't need the shit Bob was certain to kick up when he found out. As for the rest, I don't trust Bob's version of the story one bit and there are numerous perfectly legit/innocent reasons for both the bill not showing up paid and his dad having agreed to pay rent.
 
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Bob's subdued demeanor in this latest video is interesting. If he gave any indication of being a sensible person, one might use this as a teachable moment, urging him to reflect on how his comportment causes others to perceive him unsympathetically. Instead, he seizes on any minor point where he believes himself to be in the right, missing all sight of the larger picture.

Dealing with this guy in real life must...really be something else.
 
"No one would treat a father the way they treated him."
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Okay Bob. That's why they called the cops on you when you threatened to kill the mayor over your parents not developing some film for you. A sign of a wholesome son who never treated their parents like dirt or terrified them enough to call the police on you.

I'm confused why if they were treating his father so poorly (enough to warrant taking him to the APS), why he basically just left him there instead of helping him more? His father also had a mental illness and couldn't even read. Put him and Pina together they were probably quite a pair getting into trouble and forgetting important things. The "rent" was likely exactly what Bob was talking about, doing his fair share to pay for the bills. I'm going to guess it was easier to take an average lump sum rather than have to show a confused elderly man every month exactly what his half was repeatedly.

Unfortunately Bob isn't much of a reliable source (as we've seen with documents he's given out) as he omits a lot of information or twists them in his head over the years in his favor. If it's true what was going on with his father, my condolences, but I doubt that's remotely what happened. As @Durable Mike Malloy pointed out, he focuses on a single point and misses the big picture regularly.


We got a Part 2: Fried Bacon Boogaloo.

He get's a little teary eyed in this one, talking about the potential that his father disowned him. I think he was sincere right there. He admits his father didn't always like what he did and sometimes they didn't chat, but he would come around again and talk. Unfortunately he ruins it again not long after. Apparently the daughters had a wedding to trick Bob's father into thinking he was married to Pina? Out of nowhere he starts talking about how churches are suffering financially. From what I gather he went to a new church looking for assistance and got turned down.. but then said he wouldn't change churches just to get money and assistance. The exact thing he did.
 
Bob seems sincerely convinced that his late father was bamboozled into believing he was legally married to Pina as part of a nefarious scheme by her family to steal the older man's assets. It seems equally plausible that Bob may not have been made aware of - let alone invited to - their actual wedding ceremony, because he would've inevitably harassed the elderly and vulnerable couple, spoiling their special day.

Either scenario is genuinely sad.

These last videos make it painfully evident that Bob's cognitive deficits leave him ill-equipped to cope with his recent loss. Even if Pina's family were precisely as duplicitous and awful as he claims, they seem to be acting like reasonable people dealing with the heartbreak and confusion that accompanies the sudden loss of a loved one. In contrast, Bob defaulted to his usual pattern of behaving like a disgruntled, entitled nutcase, petulantly blaming every real or perceived difficulty on those unfortunate enough to be around him.

The man is such a chore to deal with, it's clear that he's strained the network of friends and relatives who would otherwise support him through this difficult time. So he's left to muddle through with his own inadequate reasoning and coping skills, ranting about misappropriated Tupperware and the lexical semantic distinctions between "minister" and "pastor" while complaining about the kiwi farms and demanding that churches should give him more money.

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They should just mail him the 80 year old tupperware and see if getting his birthright shuts him up.
 
Pastor McKim is at it again with a double feature: a Bible (mis)reading and a legal ramble. Details to follow:
Bob is gonna read some selfexplanatory scripture; Psalm 37 talks about the heri tidge [sic] of the righteous and clamity [sic] of the evil doers; Bob slowly reads a few verses from his heavily highlighted Bible; seems to imply he is a righteous person as understood in the psalm; Bob talks about his old jobs in unnecessary detail; tells the story about his supervisor wrongfully firing him from his security guard job because he caused her extramarital affair to be revealed; Bob's hand cramps up; Bob will not lie to cover someone else's sins [editors note: notice how that statement is qualified]; Bob later saw the supervisor in the unemployment office which proves God will pay back all wrongs inflicted on Bob
The truth comes out; Pina's daughter Mary has said Pina is not mentally or physically fit to be the executor of the estate; the courts should thus vacate the whole will and make Bob the new executor; all problems between Bob and his dad were due to his dad grieving the passing of his Mom; Pina took advantage of his dad's mental state, if you don't believe that you are an atheist [?!]; he's still peeved at us; he has copied some old Facebook post on his computer, in a comment made on August 16th Mary states Pina is "very confused"; she asked for Bob's phone number multiple times; Pina has allsthimers [sic]; Bob claims not to be picking on or harassing Pina; Bob wants justice and his rifle [sic] inheritance; "what comes around, goes around" [sic]; Bob's god is an angry god and will not stand this injustice against Bob; Facebook blocked Bob's ex and him so he gets the truth out in videos instead; kiwis are idiots and morons and troublemakers; Bob has to check the verse about peacemakers; Pina is a meek person but her family isn't; story about Wallmart and meeting Pina and Patty and Anita and how rude Patty was because she didn't want to waste time hanging out and talking with Bob; Patty never liked Bob and Bob never did anything wrong to them

So Bob is basically shifting aim from Pina to Patty but steadfastly refuses to consider the beam in his eye. His speech is also getting worse, I went through these at 1.5 so I'm not sure if he's just more worked up than usual or what's going on. He does make one interesting point though: if Pina's mental capacity is sufficiently diminished due to the disease, what happens to her role as the executioner of the will?
 
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I'm confused why if they were treating his father so poorly (enough to warrant taking him to the APS), why he basically just left him there instead of helping him more?

Because it was hot outside, duh. It was way too hot outside to save an elderly man from a pair of BLACK WIDOWERS.

I'm subscribing to the theory that Bob's dad disowned his son and told him on the phone he disowned him, and Bob has conveniently forgotten that part due to greed and stupidity.
 
If one of Pina's daughters has durable power of attorney then that daughter would assume the role of executor. In absence of that, then the heirs would need to petition the court to appoint an executor. In no case would the will be voided or RLM be assumed to be assigned the role of executor.

Note for those interested: if you have a will, you should always appoint a backup executor, and at least one of the proposed executors should be younger (thus expected to survive you and still be mentally competent). And if your primary executor becomes mentally incapacitated during your life, you should appoint a new one.

Also note I am not a lawyer, I just play one on internet forums ;)
 
Now we know why Bob was begging for money at one of the local churches! He needs his car fixed. Also Rene has Diverticulitis likely from their non-existent vegetables in their diet. More proof he's been waddling around to churches outside of his own to beg for things.
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Sadly he always needs his car fixed. And the biggest problem he has with it is the level of debt secured against it. I doubt he could sell it for enough to free the title.
 
let make Pina and Patty wiki manders so they make us the executor to bob's late dad will
 
Bob, I know you're reading this. You aren't going to get shit. Get over it. I know it's hard for a greedy, ego-maniacal retard like yourself to grasp, but no lawyer is going to take your case on for free, and you're too stupid to represent yourself in a court. Your mothers tupperware has probably been thrown away by now, and Patty is going to set up home in that trailer, no matter how mad it makes you. God doesn't care about you and your greed
 
When was the last time Blob helped anyone with anything himself? Preaching into the void on Youtube isn't helping people.
 
Bob is angry about some shooting again:
Law enforcement officers have again shot and killed someone who didn't deserve it; They are out of control; The cops want to take away our rights; Bob rambles about traffic offences [methinks he has gotten a ticket lately]; Bob's seen a story about a state trooper killing a hearing impaired person; Bob explains sign language; Cops need to learn sign language and how to be human beings; Bob harks back to his conspiracy theory about that one high profile shooting; Bible verses with snarky inheritance comments thrown in; Bob claims he is being extorted for his Dad's ashes; Bob has evidence about his dad's money being taken without permission; Pina's family didn't like Bob so they won't inherit the Kingdom of Heaven

I have to admire the way Bob just flows from one topic to another but other than that, this wasn't really noteworthy or entertaining.
 
So I'm not conversant with American Sign Language - but from what I see RLM is definitely NOT saying I love you. For that his fingers need to be pointed straight upwards with palm facing towards the person he's talking to (that much I could google). What RLM is doing looks more like a gang sign!!
 
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