🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[AnOminous]

Spoiler: Chapter 5, in which Bob discusses every single job he's held and why people hate him

This has been the truth about Bob’s job and education history.

So basically, Bob had problems and got fired from EVERY SINGLE JOB HE EVER HAD.

But it's all other, bad people persecuting him. He's not the asshole.

 

[Kangaroo]

Spoiler: Chapter 5, in which Bob discusses every single job he's held and why people hate him

Bob did his paper route until he got a new job as a security officer for Ohio Security Systems in November of 1988. One evening while he was at work, someone called to ask where his supervisor was and he said she was in a meeting with the supervisor of the plant. Bob later heard through the grapevine that she was having an affair and Bob had said something he wasn’t supposed to. He just told the person what he was told to say if someone called asking for her.

Bob came down with the flu and was off work for six (6) days. He went to the doctor who gave him a script giving him time off of work due to being sick. When he returned to work, he found out another guard he was friends with had been fired. He was a former Coshocton police officer. He was fired for not picking up trash in the parking lot that was dropped by plant employees.

Two guards were hired and Bob asked why two instead of one. His supervisor said that she was trying to see which one would work out, but there was only one schedule when there were two on the desk before (the current week and next week). When Bob asked why just one schedule, she said was working on next week’s.

Bob went to work on Easter Sunday morning like any other Sunday. He got to the guard house and the guards left so fast they wouldn’t even talk to him. He went in and the two new guards were there. When he asked what was going on, they said they got a call to show up to work. He looked up the new schedule and his name wasn’t on it. He called his supervisor and her husband said she was visiting family. He then called the direct supervisor who told him he had to leave the property or he would call the sheriff and have Bob arrested. Bob was dumbfounded as he was unaware when or why he had been fired. The direct supervisor came and told him to leave his uniform and the property or face trespassing charges.

He left and called the main office on Monday morning. He was told he could have a meeting to talk about what happened, but he never got a call back. Bob went to file for unemployment, but it took 3 months because they had to hear from the company to find out what had happened. They got a letter saying Bob had missed 16 days of work but Bob had proof he had only missed the 6 via his pay stub showing he had been paid for the other days. He later found out his supervisor didn’t like him and lied to get him fired.

One time when he was at the unemployment office looking for a job he saw his ex-supervisor and a few other guards from the place he used to work. “I know my God looks after me and defends and punish those who hurt me.”

Bob continued studying his bible all throughout what happened and he took a home course through the universal life church as well as praying and going to church. “I have found out that mean people affect my life in ways that ends up in their own down fall in the end.”

In 1989, Bob received his ordination in the Universal Life Church through his cousin that was a minister.

Bob was looking for other jobs and asking at nursing homes if they needed an orderly.

Bob received a call from Job and Family Services asking if he’d be interested in taking training to become a homemaker/home health aide. He said yes and started his training in August at the Tuscarawas County Health Department which lasted until December.

Bob started his job in January 1990 through November 1990. It was a nine month training job that paid well with mileage reimbursement. Afterwards, people were expected to get another job at a nursing home or another home health agency, but it was not easy.

In January of 1990, the federal government passed a law making state certification training a must for all nurse’s aides working in nursing homes and hospitals. Some health agencies thought that meant that they had to have their home health aides certified as well, but Bob looked up the law and all a home health aide requires is agency certification, not state as required by nursing homes.

In 1992, Bob attended the former Mansfield Business College in Canton, Ohio and took the private security and investigations certificate law enforcement training. He earned his certification in 1992, 6 months after he started.

Bob worked off and on for Buckeye Protective Services and Cloverleaf Security as a security officer. He had a big yellow light bar on top of his vehicle when he worked for Buckeye and one day he was called into the supervisor’s office. He was told they didn’t want him to wear their uniform when he was driving his vehicle with the light bar. He told them about his radio patrol organization, but they didn’t care.

Bob was unemployed off and on working temp jobs until he found a job at Good Samaritan Hospital in Zanesville, Ohio. His job load was low and he sometimes didn’t have a client to work with because of Medicaid and Medicare cutbacks.

Bob got another job at the Coshocton Health Care Center, a nursing home, with their first home health agency as their first home health aide. He worked off and on depending on whether or not there were clients. When there were no clients, Bob was also receiving welfare which didn’t pay him enough money for gas to get to and from his client.

Bob’s wife was working for HARCATUS Headstart on the board that helped make policies and they sent her and others to Columbus, Ohio and Washington, DC to lobby for more money for the Headstart program. She would tell Bob that he needed to get a job that paid into PERS (Public Employee Retirement System).

Bob got another job in 1995 in a group home for the developmentally disabled which paid well and had insurance. He worked in a group home for women in Dover and he had to work 10 hours a day with four days on and three off. He also had to stay at the group home all night and get up in the morning to start breakfast and to get the residents that worked up and ready to catch the bus.

The assistant supervisor of the house would come in playing her rock music and act like she was on speed. She got on Bob’s case a lot for stuff he didn’t do right, such as recording medications. He was still learning the books and working as well.

Bob had to give 2 of the women a bath. One of the women was older and in bed and didn’t work. The other one was Amish and Bob had to stay with her in the bathroom and help her shower, shave and brush her teeth. When she didn’t have the money to buy the razor she liked, they bought her ones she didn’t like that pulled her thick hair.

One time she complained of a tooth ache and she didn’t want to eat because it hurt. The house assistant supervisor told Bob that she would do this because she just didn’t want to eat something. Bob watched her eat and noticed that she was okay chewing food on one side, but not when she ate on the side with the sore tooth. He tried to tell his supervisor who said she was just faking it.

Bob went over her head to the main office that owns the group homes to the woman who hired him and told her what happened and that he thought the Amish woman had a bad tooth. She told Bob that they’d have her taken to a dentist. While he was off on his 3 days, they took her and she did have a bad tooth.

After that, his assistant supervisor was even harder on him. She would complain that the laminate floor was not cleaned good enough and wanted him to scrub it on his hands and knees.

Bob’s gas tank was also leaking at the seam and they complained about Bob parking his vehicle on the property so he parked his vehicle down the street and walked to the group home until he could get it fixed. One day a Dover police officer asked him why he was parking on the street and he explained why. The officer told him he couldn’t park on the street with a leaky gas tank and to get it fixed. Bob replaced it with a new one but that one leaked too.

Bob would call home at night crying and telling his wife what was happening when he was staying at the house and that he couldn’t take it anymore. She would respond that she didn’t know what his problem was as he was making good money. He tried to tell her no amount of money was worth what he was going through with his assistant supervisor. He was only getting paid for 10 hours a day even though he stayed all day and night, but it was in his job description.

Bob saw an ad in the paper about the New Philadelphia Schools looking for bus drivers and a meeting that could be attended for more information. Bob attended the meeting as it fell on his days off. He was told that he had to take the Ohio Pre-Service School Bus Driving Training Program. It was a course on the laws of the road and training for driving a bus.

Bob informed the supervisor of the group home that he was going to take training to be a substitute bus driver and was told that he couldn’t have another job and still work for them. Bob tried to explain that it would just be on his days off, but the supervisor was adamant.

Bob quit his job and trained to be a bus driver. He did the training program and took his test at the Bureau of Motor Vehicles. He passed and received a temporary permit. He was taught by a woman bus driver from New Philadelphia Schools.

His wife kept saying he’d never be able to drive a bus or get his license, but he fooled her. He needed to get help to pay the $50 fee needed to take the road test at the US America/Manufacturing Inc near Gnadenhutten, Ohio. After he passed, he started driving for the New Philadelphia, Ohio schools as a substitute driver. He immediately got a route because a driver was injured and couldn’t drive.

He later got hired by the Claymont schools in the Uhrichsville and Dennison, Ohio areas and then later with the Tuscarawas County Board of Developmental Disabilities.

He worked as a substitute bus driver from 1995 until he got into trouble (the mayor incident, I believe) in 2000.

In 2001, he was going through a divorce and went to the Ohio Bureau of Vocational Rehabilitation to see if they’d help get him a job. He was sent to Goodwill Industries to work from June of 2001 until November of 2001. He made $5.15 an hour. He worked at the Dover facility until they ran out of work at which point he went to the Uhrichsville Goodwill store.

When Bob worked at the Uhrichsville Goodwill, they would throw donations into the dumpster including boxes of shoes or clothes. The supervisor said they couldn’t sell everything and had no room to store everything.

Bob has heard “Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?” He had received a phone call that morning before he was supposed to go to work from the Tuscarawas County Job and Family Services to get his new food stamp card. When he got there, there were some men listening to the radio and talking about America being under attack.

Bob went in and signed in with the receptionist and the woman came and got him to take him to her office. She was also listening to the radio and was worried because her son was in the navy. He got his card and went to work. When he got there, they had a small black and white TV on showing the news and the planes hitting the World Trade Towers and Pentagon.

It was such a numb day.

After Bob got back to his parent’s and ate supper, he went to his friend’s to visit and take her to work. Her live in boyfriend was there and they were watching a small black and white TV that Bob had and the boyfriend was talking about wanting to go there and kick their behinds. Not in those words.

Bob wanted to spend the day with his ex-wife and kids but his ex-wife said no.

Later on in 2010 after Bob graduated college, he landed a job with Creative Rehabilitation as a job coach. He worked with teenagers at the Coshocton hospital in the laundry. They were a 19 year old boy and 3 girls. One girl had prior experience doing the work from the year before. Bob shadowed the boy a lot of the time because he needed help with folding. He trusted the girl with prior experience to oversee the other 2 girls.

After they finished in the laundry, they moved to the cafeteria. Bob wasn’t going to go in to where they were preparing food, but he did go into the wash room from time to time to check on them. He had a problem with his face wanting to scale and peel so he sat in the dining room working on paperwork.

There was another job coach/job counselor in the dining room that gave him some pointers. She worked out of the Hopewell workshop in Coshocton, Ohio. She was also job coaching teenagers. She told Bob he didn’t have to be in the cafeteria with them. They worked in the hospital for 2 weeks and then moved to BigLots department store in the Downtowner Plaza for another 2 weeks.

Bob’s supervisor would check in on him and the kids from time to time and she would wear short summer dresses and skirts that would show her thigh. Bob thought that in this business she should dress modest. She kept talking bad about people that lived in Coshocton. For example, “See how these people are down here?”

One time she saw that the boy did not have his shoes tied and when Bob explained that he had Velcro shoes because he couldn’t tie them, she said “See how these people are down here?”

Another time the boy said he had to use the toilet and took a really long time. When Bob checked on him, he had the toilet clogged full of toilet paper.

One of the girls was absent a lot and when Bob called to find out what was going on, she said that her parents were on vacation and she had to stay home to help with her family. Bob’s supervisor didn’t like that and called the girl as well. The girl came in to talk to Bob and another girl about what the supervisor did. She was not happy.

Bob’s friends would come to the store to shop from his hometown of Newcomerstown and when they would ask what he was doing there, he would tell them he was working as a job coach.

One time his wife/fiancée had to go to St. Clairsville, Ohio to Belmont Technical College to get her transcript because they wouldn’t release it without her showing her ID. It was 60 miles from Carrollton to Coshocton and would take too long to get down to St. Clairsville if he had to drive home to get Rene before going to St. Clairsville. The records office only stayed open untiol 4:30 so the plan was for her to go down with Bob and either stay in the van or go to other stores in the plaza.

On the last day of work for the summer, Rene came into the store to help Bob carry some things into the break room and then left after coming back with something for him to drink. Bob got a call from his supervisor saying it wasn’t right that Rene was there and it was a breach of confidentiality.

Bob wondered why that was a breach of confidentiality when his friends were in and out of both the hospital and BigLots and that wasn’t a breach. Bob thought breach of confidentiality meant telling someone everything he knew about the kids working under him. Bob thinks that like with his first job, his supervisor just wanted an excuse to get rid of him because she just didn’t like him very much.

Bob’s last job was in the summer of 2011 when he had to work through the Ohio Bureau of Vocational Rehabilitation for a work adjustment. They paid him to work for 3 months with a job coach to see how he works.

He (the job coach?) had Bob working at the St. John Villa in Carollton in the wood shop. Bob would dress nice with a polo shirt. He had a few and was wearing them so he’d look nice and stay cool. He couldn’t hang them up, so he would fold them to put them away. His shirts had some wrinkles and the job coach would complain. He was an ordained minister to the deaf and hearing impaired. He told Bob he should iron his shirts before he wore them. Bob tried to explain that his house didn’t have many closets and he didn’t own an iron or an ironing board, but the coach would just keep complaining.

The job coach also complained about Bob’s radio pouch on his belt. Bob tried to explain that he kept it on so he could put his handheld police scanner or ham radio in it in case of an emergency. “You don’t see a police officer putting his duty belt on only when he gets a call. He has it on all the time when he is on the job and read [sic] to go when he is called up.” You never know when an emergency will happen and Bob keeps it on his belt so he doesn’t have to take his belt all the way off and through the loops of his pants every time he needs it.

Many people out there think Bob is stupid and that everything he is and does is for not (naught?) if it is not for money. Someone said to him, “All people on public assistance are already slaves and few are aware of it because you are delusional to reality.”

“I am delusional? I know how the system plays people who are unemployed, disabled, and elderly. It is not right, and Christians who work for a government agency or an agency that receives money from the government who say that people like myself have to follow the rules do not follow Jesus themselves. If they did, they would love their fellow brothers and sisters in Christ. But instead, they make them follow rules that they know is not helping anyone, just keeping them under some ones authority when they have no authority. Rules don’t have authority, laws have authority. Its like saying that the “Golden Rule” has authority, but does it?”

“God’s commandments have authority, but not many even believe in God’s commandments or the commandments that the one we are to be following, Jesus Christ, the son of God. Jesus said in John 14:15 “If you love me, obey my commandments” and again John said in 1 John 2:3 “And we can be sure that we know him if we obey his commandments.” How can you say that you Love Jesus, but you refuse to love your brother and sister in Christ because your hands are tied with rules.”

This has been the truth about Bob’s job and education history.

This seems to skip over much of any reasoning why he doesn't work today, would that be covered in a later chapter? Or do I get to stick with my own theories here?

My theory:
1) Birth defects - Bob rests most of his case for not working on his birth defects. However, by definition, birth defects are with you from birth, ie you lived with them for your entire life. Bob has held down a number of manual labor jobs without a second thought to his birth defects. They don't seem to have impeded his ability to perform tasks given to him by his employer. Now admittedly birth defects can be degenerative in nature (a friend of mine, lost all mental faculties over her 30's and was dead before 40), but I don't see this with Bob.

2) Diabetes - now this can slowly debilitate a person (I am a sufferer - in remission), and when you're inclined to not pay attention to medical professionals, claim you know better, and that you are a special case different from all other diabetes sufferers; then your ailment will eventually kill you, leading to loss of limbs along the way.

3) Bob is infamous in his locality - past employees know that he's not worth hiring. He doesn't do the job he's paid to do, he distracts other employees from their work (preaching to them), he doesn't follow orders or directions. And he thinks he deserves more for doing less. He takes liberties, allowing partners into staff only areas where he works.

4) His student loans - as noted he has taken a lot of classes, and these cost money, for which he borrowed heavily (at least when compared to his potential income). And those student loans are on permanent deferment so long as he is classed as disabled and receives no other source of income. Per rules he needs to periodically reestablish his inability to work (something he's not bothered to do at least once recently), and he's also been caught out by "unidentified sources of income in his checking account" - which would be the Payday Loans he takes out on a monthly roll.

5) And then he's lazy - a skill learnt from his mother.

The bottom line is - he cannot afford to work, because of the student debt and health subsidies that he receives would be lost to him immediately. His illnesses are a useful crutch to enable him a path to avoid facing up to his responsibilities. Rene is a cash cow, with her income covering his overburdening costs. But he believes it is more important to have high speed internet and a large cable package, than it is to pay for her much needed meds. His lifestyle is one he cannot afford, and his choices keep him in poverty - and he's too stubborn and close minded to listen to advice. Nobody will help him, because he bad mouths them after they do - deriding their help as the wrong kind of help or insufficient in some way.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

If someone wants to actually scan the book in, or do a super deep intellectual book report, PM me your address. I have a copy, and I kind of don't want the people who go through my shit when I die wondering why this was on my bookshelf.

Spoiler: Proof I'm not just some weirdo trying to dox a random Kiwi

 

[Silvana Rosechu]

This seems to skip over much of any reasoning why he doesn't work today, would that be covered in a later chapter? Or do I get to stick with my own theories here?

My theory:
1) Birth defects - Bob rests most of his case for not working on his birth defects. However, by definition, birth defects are with you from birth, ie you lived with them for your entire life. Bob has held down a number of manual labor jobs without a second thought to his birth defects. They don't seem to have impeded his ability to perform tasks given to him by his employer. Now admittedly birth defects can be degenerative in nature (a friend of mine, lost all mental faculties over her 30's and was dead before 40), but I don't see this with Bob.

2) Diabetes - now this can slowly debilitate a person (I am a sufferer - in remission), and when you're inclined to not pay attention to medical professionals, claim you know better, and that you are a special case different from all other diabetes sufferers; then your ailment will eventually kill you, leading to loss of limbs along the way.

3) Bob is infamous in his locality - past employees know that he's not worth hiring. He doesn't do the job he's paid to do, he distracts other employees from their work (preaching to them), he doesn't follow orders or directions. And he thinks he deserves more for doing less. He takes liberties, allowing partners into staff only areas where he works.

4) His student loans - as noted he has taken a lot of classes, and these cost money, for which he borrowed heavily (at least when compared to his potential income). And those student loans are on permanent deferment so long as he is classed as disabled and receives no other source of income. Per rules he needs to periodically reestablish his inability to work (something he's not bothered to do at least once recently), and he's also been caught out by "unidentified sources of income in his checking account" - which would be the Payday Loans he takes out on a monthly roll.

5) And then he's lazy - a skill learnt from his mother.

The bottom line is - he cannot afford to work, because of the student debt and health subsidies that he receives would be lost to him immediately. His illnesses are a useful crutch to enable him a path to avoid facing up to his responsibilities. Rene is a cash cow, with her income covering his overburdening costs. But he believes it is more important to have high speed internet and a large cable package, than it is to pay for her much needed meds. His lifestyle is one he cannot afford, and his choices keep him in poverty - and he's too stubborn and close minded to listen to advice. Nobody will help him, because he bad mouths them after they do - deriding their help as the wrong kind of help or insufficient in some way.

SOME of it is covered later. A bit on the diabetes, a bit on the student loans, etc etc. But bring on the theories because Blob is the very definition of an unreliable narrator and he likes to complain but not explain.

ETA: And your theories are pretty good and probably pretty accurate.

 

[Sc4rface]

Man, his new video is a real letdown. No raging, nothing about how he has been doing, just 22 minutes of yammering about why pre-trib rapture is wrong. About as captivating as a lecture on German grammar.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I wonder what Bob thinks of people who actually have PhDs that they didn't have to buy, and are recognized by any academic institution across the globe?

Or is he too dumb to even know there's a difference between what he has and what they have?

 

[nad7155]

is he too dumb to even know

Yes.

 

[AnOminous]

I like dissecting the utterances of a literal retard to determine he's dumb.

 

[Kangaroo]

I wonder what Bob thinks of people who actually have PhDs that they didn't have to buy, and are recognized by any academic institution across the globe?

Or is he too dumb to even know there's a difference between what he has and what they have?

Well we know he doesn't rate folks with MD's very highly - they're all dumb and don't know what they're talking about. I assume he'd feel the same way about PhD's. Probably something to do with the deal that you don't get MD's or PhD's from Biblical teachings.

 

[Silvana Rosechu]

Here's a few short ones.

Spoiler: Chapter 6, in which nothing new is revealed because pictures of it were posted

Bob had problems with his mother. She was taking overdoses of her medication to get his attention because his wife was pregnant and his wife’s mom and grandmother had health problems. His mom would call him with a problem and he’d say he couldn’t help her just then and she was take an overdose and end up in the ER. She was admitted once to the Cambridge Behavioural Hospital.

She was jealous of the mom and grandmother because they weren’t well and many times they (Bob and his wife?) would have to stay with them in hospital.

Bob’s mom claimed her doctor got her pregnant. His father believed it and was going to press charges against the doctor. The doctor got a restraining order against her.

Bob’s mom would not “cut the apron strings” and let him live his own life with his wife and kids. She was jealous he had his own family and was not living with his parents to help them out anymore.

Bob’s mom had heart surgery in 1999 and again in 2003. She had to have 1 or 2 pints of blood ever since the first one. A doctor that saw his mother told Bob that she was very anemic and would need blood the rest of her life.

His mom got worse in 2010 and was in and out of hospital. His dad kept saying it was cancer because “that is all he knows.”

Bob’s mom was in Union hospital but had to be transferred to Altuman because Medicaid was going to run out for her stay at Union.

She had what Bob called raccoon eyes.

Her new doctor, an oncologist, said she had aplastic anemia. Her bone marrow stopped making new blood. It is not a cancer, it is something you are born with. It is an autoimmune disease which is an abnormal immune response of the body against substances and tissues normally present in the body. It’s like lupus. The doctor said the only way to help her was to give her something to kill her immune system to get her body to jumpstart making new blood, but she ended up in ICU on a ventilator with a fungal infection in her lungs and the inability to breathe on her own. This took place over a period of 4 days and the doctors told Bob’s dad to let her go because there was nothing they could do and keeping her alive was costing too much.

Spoiler: Chapter 7, in which Bob's wife's family screws them over and Bob forgets who he married?

Bob and his wife had to move again. His wife’s grandmother got mad at him because he said something about her uncle who was MR/DD (no explanation given) eating all the home made fudge and Bob not getting any.

They moved into his wife’s father’s parent’s old house. They had to clean it and fix it up before they even moved in. They spent about $1000 of their own money on it.

They had a verbal land contract and were buying it from his wife’s Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Thelma. Then Rene’s grandmother got sick and had to move in with them.

Rene’s sister Tammy left Newcomerstown and left her son Mark with them. They raised him for a year before she came back and took him back.

His wife had their first son in September of 1989 and got pregnant a few months later with their second son. They lived there around 3 years and then they started having trouble with the sewer line backing up. It needed to be replaced.

They wanted to take some of their payments to pay for fixing it, but Uncle Jimmy wanted the money so they tried to get a loan, but since they had a poor credit history, no banks would loan them the $1000 they needed to pay off the house. They went to Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Thelma and had them sign a land contract stating that Bob and his wife were buying the house and land for $5000.

One day, they got a letter from an attorney named Patricia stating that she had bought the house, they were just renting and they owed her back rent. Bob wanted to take Uncle Jimmy to court and fight for the house, but their attorney said all they could do was get some money to help them move out and find another place to live. They lost $4500 and a home that they owned and put money into to fix up.

(I’m not sure why he says Rene. He never states his wife’s name, but it seems clear that he means Barb for the entirety of the issue so I have no idea why he brings up Rene. Maybe he got confused?)

Spoiler: Chapter 8, in which Bob gets sick of people calling children services on him and his family

Bob’s wife’s grandmother was getting sick again and they had to move to a house big enough for all 5 of them. They rented a duplex in Coshocton and lived there until they had problems with their son’s pediatrician calling child services on them because he (their younger son) had asthma and Bob’s wife and M/R uncle that lived with them both smoked. His wife and her uncle were told by child services to smoke outside because of their younger son’s breathing problems.

There were other problems such as fumes that smelt like gas and roaches so they had to move again back on Barnett Ave in Newcomerstown.

After moving there, Bob attended the former Mansfield Business College for 6 months in 1992 and received a certificate from the state of Ohio as a certified Security Officer as well as a diploma in Private Security and Investigations. This was Bob’s first time learning how to shoot a gun. He didn’t own one, so they let him use one at the shooting range.

Bob and his wife had issues with child services again after his mom called the police to come and see if his son had chicken pox. Bob had called her to see if she would come and look, but she was jealous that he had a wife and children. The next morning, someone had called children services on them. Bob had power of attorney on his parents and was able to get their phone records where he saw a call that morning to the welfare office.

Bob knows they called child services but they lied and said they didn’t. The police claimed they didn’t call either. “I am sick of people calling children services on me and my family.”

Spoiler: Chapter 9, in which a local woman goes missing but OMG BOB WAS ON THE NEWS AND HIS RADIO PATROL IS AWESOME

An elderly lady who lived between Newcomerstown and Port Washington off of state route 36 went missing and they later found her car with two young boys in another state. The boys admitted to robbing and killing her. They said they dumped her body along the road somewhere but can’t remember where because they were drunk and high.

There was a search for her body and Bob along with the other members of the Tuscarawas County Emergency Radio Patrol were there to help from day one. They helped alongside the law enforcement officers (police, sheriff, Ohio state highway patrol, BCI detectives) and fire fighters.

There was a command center set up in Port Washington at the fire station and one day Bob, his cousin and friend Donald Stevens were standing at the table with the map on it looking at all the roads that were searched and getting their next assignment. There was lots of news media there from many different networks and they were filming them (Bob, the Tuscarawas county chief deputy Walt Wilson, and Donald Stevens) looking at the map. Bob and Donald backed away, but Walt grabbed Donald and said he was staying while laughing.

Another evening when they were just outside Newcomerstown on a road off of state route 258, they were just getting ready to leave when a news van pulled up in front of them and asked if they were part of the search for the missing woman. They said they were, but they were done and leaving. The news people asked them if they would just walk around and act like they were looking so they could film them. They did and later saw themselves on the news.

Bob saw this as a big chance for his radio patrol to be recognized as a public service organization. After this, they helped at many accidents. One big accident was a massive pile up on I-77 at Stone Creek, Ohio. They were there from when the call went out, all night and into the next day helping with traffic control.

Spoiler: Chapter 10, in which Bob reveals why he records everything and how everyone is against him yet again

Bob worked off and on as a home health aide for the Coshocton Health Care Center and the Good Samaritan Hospital out of Zanesville, Ohio. He had a client near Millersburg, Ohio on SR 83 working from midnight until 6 am. His client was an elderly man with Alzheimer’s that he watched at night so his wife could get some rest.

Bob called his case worker at the Tuscarawas County Job and Family Services (J&FS) to report his new client on June 14, 1994 and how many hours he was working and at what wage. She said she would send him a form to fill out and send back. A week went by and he didn’t get it, so he called back. Yet again, she said she’d send it but he never got it. Bob called a third time and spoke to her assistant. He was told that his worker was on vacation and the assistant said she would send the form. After a week went by with no form, he went into the office after work while sleepy and tired to report his new client, his hours and his hourly wage. He had reported it 3 times before, but his case worker never followed through on the reports.

After all of the reporting, Bob had an overage of food stamps and benefit money. He was called into the office of the overpayment officer and they wanted Bob to admit that he never called or reported in a timely manner. Bob tried to explain that he did, but the officer said that because there was no proof, he had to take the blame.

There was another time shortly afterwards where they tried to get Bob in trouble again, but his attorney saw a form in his file where he did report it and the case worker didn’t follow through. The overpayment officer said it was a caseworker error.

“The first time was her fault also. How would I know she was on vacation around the last week of June 1994 if I didn’t call in to make a report the third time? Whatever happened to a man’s word being proof with what happened. I was not just a Home Health Aid. I was taught in my Security Officer training that my word is just as good as a police officer’s word, but not when it comes to the welfare. Another thing is that I thought that since I was an ordained minister that they would also believe my word, but I have found out that if you don’t have it in writing or even to a tape recorder to record your phone calls with the J&FS they will even call the Pope a liar. The case workers will lie to keep their jobs. The problem I see is if it was my case worker’s fault the second time it was also her fault the first time for not sending me the form I needed to report. The whole issue was unethical and illegal.”

They lived on Barnett Street for 2 years until uncle Jimmy passed away from a heart attack in 1994. After his wife’s grandmother had enough of dealing with Bob because he wasn’t happy that her son took the last loaf of bread to waste on sandwiches, she moved out. They couldn’t afford to live in the big house with just AFDC and food stamps. His wife talked to her aunt Thelma and she said it was okay for her to move in with them, but they had to pay $100 a month for rent and help take her places like work.

ETA: I forgot to include it under the section for the chapter, but in the one where he talks about the missing woman he included a picture of an article about her in which he was photographed standing with the sheriff. Behind him, actually. He makes sure to point out that he's the one wearing the blue shirt and the black pants which is awesome because it's a black and white picture.

 

[Kangaroo]

So they have a verbal land contract (worth the paper it's written on) to buy a home. They lived there for 3 years and paid only $4500 (or maybe that includes the repair costs too) over that 3 year period? (Still that's about $125pm). THEN they decide to get a signed contract stating purchase price of $5000 (would that be $5000 more from execution of that contract, or $5000 total from 3 years prior? - and is he including all the repair costs into that total?).

I'd be willing to bet that RLM didn't pay the monthly stipend during the period he was trying to get Uncle to pay to fix the sewer - and if that's the case, he was in default, and the contract could be cancelled without recourse.

Also he didn't "lose" $4500 on the deal, he lived in a home for $125pm rent - not sure how comparable that is to rents in that area, but sounds like a good deal to me.

 

[Silvana Rosechu]

Spoiler: Chapter 11, in which Bob gets kicked out of two places and has to plead to be let back in

After moving into the house (aunt Thelma’s), they had to clean it up and make it livable due to issues like the porch falling down. They got the money and some help from Bob’s brother in law to fix the porch floor and the roof. They also had to do work to get heat upstairs. There was no duct so Bob cut a hole and put in a duct from the furnace to the upstairs. Aunt Thelma was not happy when she got home because she thought that heating the upstairs would add more money to her bill. Bob tried telling her they needed heat upstairs and it wouldn’t raise her bill.

Bob went through a cabinet one day in the bathroom and came across some old nudist magazines. He didn’t know why they were there, so he hid them so his sons wouldn’t find them. Another time, he was cleaning off a shelf and found an envelope in the bathroom with some pictures of uncle Jimmy and aunt Thelma as well as another lady he didn’t know naked. There was also a picture of some guy have sexual relations with a woman on the living room couch. If Bob had to guess, he’d think that uncle Jimmy and aunt Thelma were swingers.

Bob burned the magazines and photos in a fire. He never asked aunt Thelma about it so as to avoid embarrassing her. People at her job called her grandma even though she had no kids of her own and everyone thought she was a sweet little old lady that just likes to work and play bingo. They were wrong. She was an evil woman that liked to yell and curse at his sons and slap them sometimes. When Bob told Barb, she didn’t believe him.

They were going to Newcomerstown Victory Assembly of God Church and life was going very well for a point. Bob had a full time job as a school bus driver for 5 schools in Tuscarawas County. Bob was taking his sons to the Rural Rangers and Cub Scouts and Bob was the den leader once for the Tiger Cubs. Their oldest son was in t-ball and his team won lots, including winning the playoffs. They were a good team. Their youngest son tried playing t-ball, but he didn’t like it and dropped out. Bob kept taking them to Sunday school and church every Sunday and they were even in a church Christmas play once.

Things started going wrong after Bob’s sister in law and wife kicked Bob out over Bob getting into an argument with aunt Thelma over how she was treating their sons. He was staying with his parents and one Sunday morning he wanted to go to church, but his mom wanted him to go get his sons and take them to their place. Bob told his parents he wasn’t going to do that. He went to church and when he got back to his parent’s place, there was a note on the door telling him he wasn’t allowed back in and to go get his sons.

He showed his wife the note and she didn’t like it, but it wasn’t up to her to let him back. Bob had to plead with aunt Thelma to let him go back home. She said he could, but he had to promise not to yell at her and to pay rent as well as many other things that he was doing before she kicked him out. He just didn’t like it when she was getting away with yelling at his sons, calling them names, saying they were dumb and that they couldn’t do anything right. Bob’s wife made up with him, but things weren’t the same at home.

After getting back together, Bob’s wife kept saying they had nothing to show for the money they were making. Bob kept saying they didn’t make a lot and had enough to show. Bob thinks she wanted nice things, but it wasn’t in their budget. His wife kept saying she wanted a stereo to listen to music, so Bob got her one from Fingerhut and he even took out a credit card because Fingerhut had one and you could pay your bill through them and use it for other stuff. As time went on, Bob also got credit cards from Radio Shack and Capital one. He even bought a new computer through Gateway that didn’t work right and they wouldn’t fix it. Bob still owes for it and many of the credit cards.

His wife went to her doctor in Dover and asked her for birth controls that she was taking before they got married and had kids. He is Catholic and didn’t believe in birth control so he gave her a book from Planned Parenthood. He told her to go to the health department to get the pills. She then made an appointment at the County Health Department for what Bob thought was birth control pills but instead she got the Depo-Provera shot. Bob found out later that not only does it stop pregnancy, but it also makes a woman not want to have sexual relations with her mate. In some women, it does the opposite and makes them overly sexually active. Bob was lucky to be with his wife once a month in their marriage bed.

I'll post more tomorrow, I just didn't have a lot of time today. We're getting into the interesting stuff now. I also love how they have to go live with aunt Thelma and uncle Jimmy due to "getting screwed" on a real estate deal and then he BURNS THEIR PERSONAL POSSESSIONS because he doesn't approve of them. Way to be, Pastor Slob. Way to be.

(Edited because I can't type)

 

[DavidFerrie]

Thanks for reading and summarizing the chapters, @Silvana Rosechu. Since Pastor Slob hasn't been producing any noteworthy vidyas lately, these slices of a monumental nebbish and perpetual fuck-up's life will have to do. Perhaps he's finally figured out that nobody actually watches his wheezing, brain-dead rants save for a handful of Kiwis and s.

 

[Silvana Rosechu]

Posting the chapters keeps me entertained. And this way we all suffer together. Although, I'll be glad when I can stop carrying it around with me because I'm getting some really weird attention for it.

I've been meaning to post this as well. I figured I could do it with the book chapter that brings it up, but screw it. I'd probably forget, anyway. Blob posted an xray of his back to Facebook a while back.

Spoiler: Blob's back xray

Also, while I'm posting things, I was looking through comments on Blob's videos to research something and I found one that our hero John left. I love all of his awesome nicknames for Blob. This comment also kind of explains about how Blob is keeping Rene from her family, etc. Which we already figured out, but hey.

Spoiler: Ha, Evangelist Methane

 

[Kangaroo]

Spoiler: Chapter 11, in which Bob gets kicked out of two places and has to plead to be let back in

After moving into the house (aunt Thelma’s), they had to clean it up and make it livable due to issues like the porch falling down. They got the money and some help from Bob’s brother in law to fix the porch floor and the roof. They also had to do work to get heat upstairs. There was no duct so Bob cut a hole and put in a duct from the furnace to the upstairs. Aunt Thelma was not happy when she got home because she thought that heating the upstairs would add more money to her bill. Bob tried telling her they needed heat upstairs and it wouldn’t raise her bill.

Bob went through a cabinet one day in the bathroom and came across some old nudist magazines. He didn’t know why they were there, so he hid them so his sons wouldn’t find them. Another time, he was cleaning off a shelf and found an envelope in the bathroom with some pictures of uncle Jimmy and aunt Thelma as well as another lady he didn’t know naked. There was also a picture of some guy have sexual relations with a woman on the living room couch. If Bob had to guess, he’d think that uncle Jimmy and aunt Thelma were swingers.

Bob burned the magazines and photos in a fire. He never asked aunt Thelma about it so as to avoid embarrassing her. People at her job called her grandma even though she had no kids of her own and everyone thought she was a sweet little old lady that just likes to work and play bingo. They were wrong. She was an evil woman that liked to yell and curse at his sons and slap them sometimes. When Bob told Barb, she didn’t believe him.

They were going to Newcomerstown Victory Assembly of God Church and life was going very well for a point. Bob had a full time job as a school bus driver for 5 schools in Tuscarawas County. Bob was taking his sons to the Rural Rangers and Cub Scouts and Bob was the den leader once for the Tiger Cubs. Their oldest son was in t-ball and his team won lots, including winning the playoffs. They were a good team. Their youngest son tried playing t-ball, but he didn’t like it and dropped out. Bob kept taking them to Sunday school and church every Sunday and they were even in a church Christmas play once.

Things started going wrong after Bob’s sister in law and wife kicked Bob out over Bob getting into an argument with aunt Thelma over how she was treating their sons. He was staying with his parents and one Sunday morning he wanted to go to church, but his mom wanted him to go get his sons and take them to their place. Bob told his parents he wasn’t going to do that. He went to church and when he got back to his parent’s place, there was a note on the door telling him he wasn’t allowed back in and to go get his sons.

He showed his wife the note and she didn’t like it, but it wasn’t up to her to let him back. Bob had to plead with aunt Thelma to let him go back home. She said he could, but he had to promise not to yell at her and to pay rent as well as many other things that he was doing before she kicked him out. He just didn’t like it when she was getting away with yelling at his sons, calling them names, saying they were dumb and that they couldn’t do anything right. Bob’s wife made up with him, but things weren’t the same at home.

After getting back together, Bob’s wife kept saying they had nothing to show for the money they were making. Bob kept saying they didn’t make a lot and had enough to show. Bob thinks she wanted nice things, but it wasn’t in their budget. His wife kept saying she wanted a stereo to listen to music, so Bob got her one from Fingerhut and he even took out a credit card because Fingerhut had one and you could pay your bill through them and use it for other stuff. As time went on, Bob also got credit cards from Radio Shack and Capital one. He even bought a new computer through Gateway that didn’t work right and they wouldn’t fix it. Bob still owes for it and many of the credit cards.

His wife went to her doctor in Dover and asked her for birth controls that she was taking before they got married and had kids. He is Catholic and didn’t believe in birth control so he gave her a book from Planned Parenthood. He told her to go to the health department to get the pills. She then made an appointment at the County Health Department for what Bob thought was birth control pills but instead she got the Depo-Provera shot. Bob found out later that not only does it stop pregnancy, but it also makes a woman not want to have sexual relations with her mate. In some women, it does the opposite and makes them overly sexually active. Bob was lucky to be with his wife once a month in their marriage bed.

I'll post more tomorrow, I just didn't have a lot of time today. We're getting into the interesting stuff now. I also love how they have to go live with aunt Thelma and uncle Jimmy due to "getting screwed" on a real estate deal and then he BURNS THEIR PERSONAL POSSESSIONS because he doesn't approve of them. Way to be, Pastor Slob. Way to be.

(Edited because I can't type)

Burns their possessions AND performs unauthorized construction on their home (even with that debilitating birth defect). It really is no surprise that he has no friends and nobody will provide a home for him. He seems to spend his life pissing people off, then wondering why they won't "help" him.

Evangelist Methane - maybe we should have the thread title altered drop the "crazy preacher" for this much finer term?

 

[Sc4rface]

He uploaded another video an hour ago and somehow managed to stay on topic again. Said topic still being his view on the correct timeline of the tribulation, as he has understood it from the teachings of his favorite televangelists and his own reading of the Bible. But still, it's almost as if he has understood that ranting and raving about relatives and trolls and showcasing digestive and/or dermatological problems may not be the the smartest way to develop his "ministry". He couldn't really have figured that out, could he?

 

[Kangaroo]

He uploaded another video an hour ago and somehow managed to stay on topic again. Said topic still being his view on the correct timeline of the tribulation, as he has understood it from the teachings of his favorite televangelists and his own reading of the Bible. But still, it's almost as if he has understood that ranting and raving about relatives and trolls and showcasing digestive and/or dermatological problems may not be the the smartest way to develop his "ministry". He couldn't really have figured that out, could he?

I don't know about him realizing his delivery is antagonistic. He's still preaching in the vein of - you're all wrong and stupid and need to listen to my message, because I'm the only one who is correct. If he wanted to build a congregation, then he should be teaching, not accusing and deriding his potential followers.

His list of problems include:
Baptists are bad and have it all wrong and are going to hell.
Ditto for Catholics.
King James version of the bible is bad because it's in olde english and nobody speaks that any more, you should use the more modern translations.
The modern translations of the bible are incorrect in some cases, because when you go back to the greek/hebrew/etc they've changed the meaning of or omitted entire sections. (incidentally the bits he's noted as being wrong in these modern translations, are correct in the King James translation, but that's in olde english and he has a problem with understanding the words).
Surprisingly Jehovah's Witnesses are not evil and going to hell, they're just misguided and not worth the time or energy to condemn.
Budhists are children of satan, as are Muslims - baptists and catholics may also be children of satan, though I'm not entirely clear if that's the case.

 

[Silvana Rosechu]

Spoiler: Chapter 12, in which Blob almost dies in his sleep

Back in 1997 when Bob was driving bus he had an evening trip with a school sporting team and when he got home at around 10:30 pm, his sons had left some toys laying around so he picked them up before aunt Thelma got home from work and tripped over them. She was a woman who didn’t like change, noise, or anything that didn’t go her way. She would yell at Bob, his sons and his ex-wife. His ex-wife would ignore her, but Bob was unable to. She would yell at his sons and smack them when his ex-wife wasn’t home. Bob told his ex that they needed to move, but she always said that with what they were paying for rent, it was cheaper to live there than elsewhere.

When Bob went to go upstairs, his sons were already in bed with his ex. When he tried to move them, they woke up and his ex got mad at him for trying to move them. She was the kind of mother that liked to baby her sons, but refused to see that she was letting her aunt and other people destroy their marriage.

Bob went to sleep in their bunks that had no way to lift his head to help with his GERD. Bob went to sleep and while sleeping he had a near death experience. He was in a place with large pillars on each side and it was dark around and behind him except for a bright light before him. It felt like his jaw was on the floor because he was in awe of the wonder of where he was. He knew he was not in bed or on earth anymore. He could sense that he was standing in a line with other people, but he couldn’t see them.

Jesus, who was much bigger than Bob, came up next to him and put his arm around him and said to him in a calm and soothing voice, “go back, it’s not your time, you are a chosen one.” At this point, Bob woke up coughing and aspirating on what he ate before bed. He does that from time to time if he eats way too soon before bed. The only thing that helps is to have the head of the bed 4-6 inches higher and to not eat 4 hours before bed. He is on Nexium and Zantac for it. He has many other health and physical problems but through the strength of Christ he can cope with his health only if others can and will let him do the work God has called him to do.

Insert quote from Joel 2:28 about pouring his spirit out on people and prophesy and dreams and visions as well as another quote from Psalm 105:15 about touching not his anointed and doing his prophets no harm.

Spoiler: Chapter 13, in which Bob discusses his dreams, dog vomit and why marriage is a false doctrine led by false preachers

Bob believes that everyone has a God given purpose in the world. Many are called to be laborers, and some are called to be more; to teach those in the kingdom of God how to live in the times that are born in. Time is changing, but it still stays the same. Quote from Matthew 24:38,39 about the days before the flood and how people carried on not knowing what would happen until the flood came and took them away and that is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.

The pastor of the church moved to Port Clinton, Ohio. They had a daughter who had leukemia and when they lived in Newcomerstown she was in remission, but she got sick again after they moved and passed away at the age of 3. Bob was working and had a school bus route that he had to do, so he asked if it would be possible to have the afternoon route off so that he could go to the funeral. Bob felt a tugging at his soul, a calling for him to go there. Bob was told by his supervisor that he was needed to drive the evening route. He went back to the bus garage and was talking to some of the other bus drivers about what happened and wanting to go to the funeral.

The next morning when he got to work a lady friend who drove another bus told him to go speak to his supervisor after his morning route. His supervisor told him that he had some really good bus driving friends because after the Thursday evening route they went and talked to him and worked out a way to split the route between 2 buses. Bob was able to leave and go home to get ready to go to Port Clinton.

When he got home, he found out that there were some issues with the car’s transmission. They had to get a new valve and oil with a filter and also had to wait until his cousin got home to work on it. They got it fixed and left around 10 pm. They arrived around 1 am. They went to the Assembly of God church and surprised everyone who went from Newcomerstown. Bob got a bad headache while they were there and stayed another night.

They went to church the next day which was a Sunday and then went to the Wild Life Safari for a little vacation. He later found out that the bus driver who made the arrangements was a member of the New Philadelphia Assembly of God.

Bob had a dream in June 2012 that he was watching TV and there was an Emergency Alert saying to standby that then said to turn your TV to your local news station. He turned the TV to the news and they were saying that Syria, Egypt, and Iraq were sending missiles to Israel to destroy [it/them], and that the US was sending ships, planes, missiles, and troupes to defend Israel. He then woke up and went back to sleep. Bob has been hearing about missiles and tanks bombing Israel that the news is not reporting.

Bob had been having many dreams that were waking him up. “In the second year of his reign, Nebuchadnezzar had dreams; his mind was troubled and he could not sleep. Daniel 2:1” Some are not as troubling as others. Bob had a dream (tonight) on September 2, 2012. It was a dream about the verse about dogs going back after their own vomit. 2 Peter2:22. Also a sow that is washed returns to her wallowing in the mud.

In his dream, Bob was told that Christians are becoming more like dogs and they were returning back to their own vomit because they refuse to change and believe the truth of Jesus Christ. Many Christians and churches fight against abortion, but it’s the law of the land. They’ve also been fighting same sex marriages, but again, in some states, it’s the law. There are many laws that we don’t know about that we are breaking just because we think that they are wrong and against God’s will and holy law. Many Christians have gardens, but don’t know that there’s a law that you have to have it restored with the government if you sell anything from your garden to make money.

Take for instance the marriage law in general. If many knew why it was made in the first place, then many true believers in Jesus would not have gotten married with a license. “But like sheep led to the slaughter, we boldly go.” The marriage law was made for one reason only and that reason was to take away the rights of the father to give permission for his daughter to marry a man of another race. This law has extended into all marriages because the government wants total control of our lives and beliefs.

Historically, all states had laws outlawing marriage of blacks and whites. In the mid 1800’s, after the American civil war (1861-1865), certain states began allowing interracial marriages or miscegenation as long as those marrying had a license from the state. Black’s Law Dictionary points to this historical fact when it defines “marriage license” as “a license or permission granted by authority to persons who intend to intermarry.” “Intermarry” is defined as, “Miscegenation; mixed or interracial marriages.” When you marry with a marriage license, you grant the state jurisdiction over your marriage.

How can one argue with the truth? Many Christians believe that all people should have a marriage license, even if they’re not intermarrying. This is all led by false preachers and false doctrine. “If two believers, a man and a woman, who are of the same race, marries another believer, than you are evenly yoked and don’t need to have a marriage license. This is the true will of God. All you have to do is to be married in the sight of Him and witnesses.”

Bob had another dream on the night of September 16, 2012. He was walking through an old warehouse where there was no work being done anymore. He was walking through with a friend and he came across some diagrams to the building and how [to] build or work on something. While they were in there, there were other people building barricades so the people who were hiding in the building could feel safe.

After going back to where all the other people were and looking around, someone shouted that they had found them and a small army of men with black riot gear came through the barricades. The friend he was with asked if Bob could remember what room he saw the diagrams in and they went running to look for them. Bob opened a door to go into a room where he thought they were and there were people in there hiding. They said to shut the door so the authorities can’t find the Christians that were hiding there.

The next one is 24 pages long, so I will not get it done tonight. Enjoy these ones for now.

 

[Kangaroo]

RLM seems to have a very nebulous grip on law and how it works. He bases most of his legal basis on his opinion of what was at the founding of the United States, and a lot more on his Blacks Law Dictionary 1992 - anything established since that date is not ordained by God and therefore should not be followed (unless it benefits him financially). Bottom line he picks and chooses what is and isn't law in his little world, anyone who does not follow the laws as he defines them is being ungodly and lead by Satan.

Spoiler: The biblical problems of RLM's stance

The bible states that God ordains government in all it's forms - King, Emporor, Governor, President, etc. - and that we should follow the laws that government ordains.
1 Peter 2: 13-17 states: Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God. Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.

The bible is clear that you should follow ALL of the laws of the state you live in (except those in direct violation of Gods commandments - honor God, no God's but him, only worship God). To do otherwise is to disobey God - He placed those in authority according to His plan.

Anyway he's already made claim, in spite of smoke and mirror reasons, that the reason he doesn't marry Rene is because the government would take away his rightful welfare money (married couples get less than 2 singles). It all comes down to what benefits hims, if current law would be a financial detriment, then he searches for an historical law, or biblical justification as to why he shouldn't follow it. This is not something a Man of God should do - it's hypocritical, and everyone who realises this understands that it is anti-biblical, and thus the man is not of God.

I'm also guessing that he didn't get Rene's father's permission to marry her - since he claims the reason for marriage laws is to usurp the rights of the father to give that permission - so he should at least have gotten that.

 

[Silvana Rosechu]

We are now officially about halfway through the book.

Spoiler: Chapter 14. in which I regret every single choice I've made in my life and take up drinking.. and in which Blob talks about a bunch of family/arrest related stuff

Awhile back one evening, a friend of Bob and Barb’s was visiting and her and Bob were in the kitchen watching Star Trek while his wife was in the living room watching something else on TV. Dorothy put her hand on his leg and started moving her hand up towards his crotch. Bob stood up and told her he only liked her as a friend and nothing else and that he was married. She got mad and left.

Another time while his wife was at work, Dorothy stopped by to see if she was home. Bob said she wasn’t and he didn’t know when she would be. His sons were upstairs playing with their cousin. Bob’s sister in law drove by and saw Dorothy’s van parked in the driveway. She called to say that it didn’t look right having her there while his wife wasn’t home. Bob explained that he was trying to get rid of her and she was looking for his wife.

She (Dorothy) was sitting in the living room while he washed dishes. He would go into the living room to check on the kids and talk to her from time to time. She asked him a question that floored him. She asked Bob if he and his wife had ever been in a three way sexual relation with someone before. Bob told her that they had not and nothing like that would ever happen because he loved his wife and the marriage bed is honorable before God. She told Bob that she had been in 3 of them, 2 with her sister and her sister’s boyfriend and 1 with someone else that Bob knew. Bob asked her if his wife talked to her and put her up to that and she said no and left. When his wife got home, he asked her if she had told Dorothy anything about wanting a three-way. She said NO and left.

In June of 1999, Bob was interviewed by the Times Reporter for an article about him and the Radio Patrol.

In May of 2000, Bob’s wife’s only sister passed away from an overdose that she took because she was not saved and was living with a man who would beat her and treat her badly. He was into growing and selling cannabis, also known as marijuana. Bob’s wife stopped going to church with him after her sister passed away and told their sons that they didn’t have to go if they didn’t want to either. Then, Bob and his wife were having problems with children services, the court system, the school system, the Newcomerstown police and the mayor.

The New Philadelphia VFW Post 1445 gave Bob and the Radio Patrol a Community Service Award for 1999-2000.

The year 2000 started out good but it all went bad in April when they had a lot of stuff in the house from scrapping and remodeling They were given a warning about cleaning up the yard. Bob had cleaned all day and almost all evening on May 2nd and set everything in front of the house so that the street department could come and pick it up during the cleanup week. They came on Monday May 3rd and got everything. On May 4th Bob and his wife’s nephew was burnt really bad with hot coffee and was flown to Akron Children’s Hospital and the family was all worried about him.

The only thing left in the yard was fire wood and a bathtub that Bob couldn’t move by himself. Later that day after aunt Thelma went to work the police stopped by to ask if she was home. Bob told them she had just left for work. They went to where she worked to give her a ticket for having trash, rubbish and garbage on the property. Bob took photos around the property and needed money to take them to Walmart to have them developed. He asked aunt Thelma and his wife but they didn’t have the money. Aunt Thelma said her money was for her to go and play bingo. He called his parents to ask if they had money and they said to call back in the morning before he went to work to get the money.

Bob called his parents at 5:00 am on the morning of May 5th. They didn’t answer their phone so Bob got mad and said on their answering machine that he was going to get the gun and kill the mayor to scare them into answering. He never said a name, just mayor. His thinking was that they would answer the phone and tell him that they had some money to help him, but that never happened. Bob heard over his police scanner that his parents had called the police on him instead. He called his parents back when the police were there and said again on their answering machine that if they thought he was serious, they didn’t really know him. Bob said he had to go to work and he’d talk to them when he got back home. Bob went to work and when he got there the police were waiting. The police made a mountain out of a molehill again. They took him to the New Philadelphia police station and his cousin that drove the van from Florida came and got him. When he got back to the police station, he didn’t say anything. He (I’m not sure who, a police officer?) kept telling Bob that he couldn’t help him if he didn’t talk. “The police would rather help make someone look bad than to help to make them look good and keep them good.” They took him to court and charged him with menacing and sentenced him to 6 months in jail. When he was in the county jail, his wife told him to call an attorney who got him out after 16 days. He also got the charge changed and reduced to a misdemeanor. Bob just got time served and court cost.

Bob’s wife was scrapping to get extra money to buy things that she needed. His son was also using wood to have cookouts on the grill. But the village of Newcomerstown didn’t like them doing these things. “I thought it was a free country?”

“Even though this is a free country and you have freedom of speech, I learned that anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law even if you said it to someone else and don’t mean to do what you said.” The mayor said that he was elected by the people to uphold the law and when council tells him they have a property to clean up, it falls on him to do his job and he will continue to do his job. Mayor Carr and a council member named Mitch Wise were fighting over how tall the council member’s mother’s grass was in her yard and it started a big crack down on everyone in Newcomerstown. Bob also felt that the mayor sent the police to harass Bob because the council member also attended the same Assemble of God church as Bob.

Bob also feels that the reason no one has the freedom of speech is because all of this came about after the Columbine High School shootings and the Zero Tolerance Policy that many police and schools have made to have more control over the people. Bob has always and will always believe that his God, Jehovah, is slow to anger, but he is a vengeful God. Bob also believes that Christians are to fight for what is right and to fight against injustice. Insert quote from Ephesians 6:12 about wrestling against rulers, authorities and cosmic powers over this present darkness and spiritual forces of evil.

“How can a Christian fight a police officer who hates them for what they are doing to help other people? How does a Christian fight a Mayor or a system that would say one thing to your face than another behind your back and has turned against you in order to push their agenda of their new world order? I was fighting for my family, my rights as a citizen to speak my mind, and my right as a Christian to help people in a career that God has called me to do. It is not the job of the police to cause problems, but in my case, this one police officer didn’t like me because of my Radio Patrol organization. He thought that no citizen has the right to go to an accident to help with traffic control or to monitor CB channel 9 of the Citizens Band Radio. Notice it say Citizens Band, not authority band radio. Another thing is that it was an organization called REACT that started to monitor the CB to help people broke down and who lobbied the FCC to make channel 9 as the emergency channel. NOT the police. Not the police or any government office. It Was The People.”

That night after aunt Thelma got home from work she was yelling at Bob and blaming him for sending the police to her place of work. He told her that Tim Miller wanted to know where she was. Bob told him and that’s when he was told that he had a ticket to serve to her. He called aunt Thelma at work to warn her as well as his wife. Bob then got his camera and went outside to take pictures of the house and around the yard of the fire wood and the bathtub to take and show the mayor and/or the judge. Bob was hoping that with his medical problems and his back and limitations about lifting things that they would understand.

(The next few paragraphs are literally a re-telling of the story of how Bob got arrested that I JUST typed out, so I’m adding any new details into the old paragraphs for the sake of my sanity)

Bob lost all of his school bus driving jobs over all of this because they thought that he had a felony and he was not a good person to be around children. This is not the real him at all. He tried to tell them that the felony was dropped and all he had was a misdemeanor but people would rather believe what is on the front page of the newspaper than what is the gospel truth. He not only lost his jobs, he lost the trust of his wife. “I guess when a man fights for what he believes in and fights for his family in this new world he has no hope because it’s not what he wants or believes in, but it is what the system wants him to say or believe in. If a man doesn’t give in; than he is a maniocs (menace) to society in their eyes.”

The sad thing is that people have a short memory or they don’t care about all the good you do and have done to better the world and save lives. They would rather remember the one bad thing that you did and they will never forget it.

A few days after Bob got out of jail, his wife’s sister passed away on May 18, 2000. His wife became distant after that, staying out all night with other people on weekends. She would even stay away during the week. When she was home, she didn’t want to sleep with Bob much. Bob asked members of the Newcomerstown Assembly of God church if they’d help him and talk to her and all they said was that he can’t make anyone do anything they don’t want to do. Bob left the church shortly after that because he felt they didn’t really care about her or his marriage or about saving someone before they become lost.

Bob started attending a different Pentecostal church because he was friends with the pastor and his family and because the elders of the Newcomerstown Victory Assembly of God said they couldn’t help his wife. Bob was allowed to sing and do some preaching in the new church. It was a small store front church on Main Street in Newcomerstown. Bob was also friends with Doug Snyder who owned a tire shop and was a minister/evangelist. Bob got him to come to the church and speak. He brought a pastor from Africa.

In December of 2000, their youngest son hit a girl in the eye because she wanted to fight him because he wouldn’t date her. Her parents filed a report with the police who filed a report with the court. Bob was working with a rehabilitation specialist to test both of their sons for ADD. Their oldest son has ADHD and their youngest has ADD. The doctor put the youngest on medication for his ADD. The school system knew he had it because they had to give him medication at noon, but they kept saying he didn’t and he was a bad child. The school system said that their youngest had to be as good as he could be because the court said he was put on restrictions. He was doing better in school, but he kept getting written up for doing things like leaning back in his chair, throwing paper airplanes and not paying attention.

The school system filed charges on their oldest son (Bob doesn’t say why.. maybe he means youngest?) and he had to go to court. The weekend before court, their nephew came to stay the night and they wanted to camp outside. Bob let them so he could spend the night with his wife. After going to bed, Bob heard what sounded like a gunshot. He went to check on the boys and they were going out back with an empty pop bottle, toilet cleaner and aluminum foil. Bob told them to stop what they were doing and to go inside and go to bed. Bob called his father in law when he found out what they were doing and he came and got the nephew the next day. Bob learned from his mother in law that you can use those things to make a pop bottle bomb. He never knew that because he was always a good child, going to church, studying his bible and studying to become a preacher. Preachers don’t use pop bottle bombs.

Bob’s cousin Brian Hursey was the Newcomerstown police chief and he didn’t care to do the right thing. He also didn’t do the right thing when he took some of their dogs out into the country to drop them off. Bob has had 2 handheld police scanners stolen out of his cars and someone threw a whiskey bottle through their front door window when they were buying the house on South College Street in Newcomerstown. He called the police each time and Brian came to investigate or to take the report. The next day Bob followed footprints in the snow from their house to a house on the next street over where a car was parked. Why didn’t he look for them like Bob did to see who was parked there? Bob believes his cousin didn’t like him and he didn’t care to help him like some other officers did. He doesn’t even speak to the family anymore.

After Bob sent his nephew home, his oldest son went to stay with his parents. The next day on a Monday the police came by to ask Bob questions because they got a phone call that both his sons were going to make a bunch of pop bottle bombs to take to school and blow up the school. They even put the school on lockdown because of the phone call. Why would they make a mountain out of a molehill? Bob told them that his oldest son wasn’t even involved because he wasn’t even home and it was his nephew and that made them and showed his youngest how to. They said they were going to get an attorney about this.

Their youngest son had court on a Tuesday and their oldest son was staying with Bob’s mother in law. When they got to the court house, they tried talking to their son’s attorney to tell him what happened. He was running around the court house like a chicken with his head cut off. When they were able to talk to him all he said was that they wouldn’t bring any of the pop bottle bombs up in court. When it was their turn, not only was the Newcomerstown School there, but also people from children services.

They brought up him missing days of school, acting up in school and the pop bottle bomb and made it sound like Bob was the one who taught him how to make them. This is how the court, police and school system are now. They would rather make something up than tell the truth. Bob told the judge that he never even knew how to make a pop bottle bomb and had never heard of them until that night because he’s a minister and is about preaching and teaching people about God and Jesus. The judge said she was going to put their sons under protective supervision and his wife started to cry and yell at the judge saying that she can’t take her babies from her. The judge didn’t know what to do about what happened and Bob was sitting there thinking about what to do next. The judge got upset and told them to wait outside until she decided what to do about this.

They got called back into the court room after what seemed like forever. Bob told the judge that his wife didn’t understand what she was trying to do the first time and that when she gets upset she lets her emotions fly. The judge didn’t see things his way and decided to put his children under the custody of child protective services. Bob had to go and pick up their oldest son to take him to the welfare office. Bob’s wife blamed him for everything that was happening. They worked with child protective services to get their sons back and got them back after a month, but their marriage didn’t last long after that. One day his wife received a phone call and said it was their attorney saying that if Bob didn’t leave the home, they’d lose their sons forever.

Bob kept asking her who was on the phone but she just kept moving away from him. Bob left that evening because he didn’t want their sons taken away again. He went to stay with some friends and went to church on Sunday and told them what happened. They helped him out and put him up at a hotel for two nights. Bob called the child protective services worker the next day to see if she had told their attorney that she wanted him to move out. She said she never tells any husbands to move out. Bob wonders to this day who was really on the phone.

Bob was living in between his parents and a friend’s place while he was working for the Ohio Bureau of Vocational Rehabilitation Services and they put him to work at Goodwill. He was also staying with his friend at night to help with transportation and other things they needed because her daughter, a cousin’s on Bob’s mom’s side, was pregnant. Bob received a phone call from the Tuscarawas County J&FS to go get his food stamp card. When he got there, people were listening to the radio outside and they said something about bombing and they were at war. When he went inside, the lady told him what was going on. After he got his card, he went to Goodwill where he was working when September 11, 2001 shook their nation. He put his application in for some apartments. He was told by Oxford Square apartments that he had a felony. He tried to explain that he didn’t, but they said that they can refuse to rent to someone that has a misdemeanor. This was not right. He was living in between his parent’s place and in his van that he bought.

His wife took him to court a few times and said that he was saying inappropriate things to their sons and Bob was made to visit his sons at the Personal and Family Counseling Center for supervised visitation. His wife also told the court that she was scared of him because of his private security training. She told the court that she was afraid he’d get a gun and hurt her. Bob was more afraid of her because she had hit him in the past and he knew she wanted to hurt him. She wanted people to think that she was the best person on the face of the earth and that Bob was the worst for being a Christian.

Bob went through all the court wanted him to do and they were going to let the supervised visitations happen at his parent’s house, but while they were talking Bob told the case worker why he didn’t trust them and how they say one thing and then another and the other case worker who was with her got mad and left saying that he wasn’t going to get supervised visitations there. He got all that on tape because he hid a tape recorder in the house and taped everything that was said. His mom was all worked up and had heart problems and had to go to the hospital after that.

Bob went to the Personal and Family Counseling Center to see a counselor and talk to him about all that had been happening and when he told him that he was a Christian minister and believed in God, he said that’s what Bob’s problem was. He didn’t believe in God and Bob never went back to him. He found a different counselor who was a Christian at the Community Mental Health. Psalm 1:1

When Bob was living between his parents and a friend’s place his dad was unhappy that he had a life outside of living with them. One day his sons wanted him to take him some place and Bob’s dad got mad and said their mom should take them because it wasn’t Bob’s place. Bob told his dad that they were his sons and he had the right to do things with them. Bob also has the right to have friends and help people.

One day Bob’s parents got Nelson Miller who is a Mennonite pastor friend to come to their place to talk to Bob. He told him that it’s Bob’s place to be with his parents and to help them because that’s what it says in the bible and what God wants. He told Bob that he’s a slave of his parents because that’s what the bible says. Bob told him that he’s an ordained minister and we are not under the old law anymore and that we’re under grace. Bob told him that his parents were mad that he was taking his sons places that they wanted to go and he was helping a cousin’s ex-wife and her boyfriend out. He again tried to stress his belief that his place was at home with his parents. He told Bob that his belief was wrong and the Universal Life Church was a fraud. Bob left because he wasn’t going to listen to his false teachings.

Quote from Psalm 127:3-5 about children being a heritage from the lord, etc etc.

One evening when Bob went to pick up his friend and take her to work she was in the bathroom getting ready. She came down in just her bathrobe and she was talking and going on about how she was not being loved by the man she was with because he was more like a child and his temper was hurting her and their relationship. She said he was cheating on her and that she was under a lot of stress and that she knew Bob gave good massages because he was a home health aide and his wife told her once. She asked Bob if he'd give her a good massage and then maybe they could make love.

With Bob being a man and with it being over a year since he'd been with his ex-wife, he was scared but his hormones took over. She took him by the hand and they went to her bedroom where she laid down on her stomach and took off her robe. Bob gave her a massage and when he was done with her back, she rolled over and asked him to watch her masturbate. Bob's hormones were going wild and he was in shock when she asked him to do it with her. Bob did, and when they were done, she got ready for work.

She had him give her many more massages and it went into more masturbation sessions until one evening she asked him to make love to her. Being lonely and thinking that she was falling in love with him, Bob made love to her. He made love to her on other occasions until one day they were almost caught by someone.

One day he went to her place to be with her and the car of a young man she worked with was parked next to her house. Bob tried to open the door, but it was locked. He knocked and no one answered. He left and went back later and the door was unlocked that time. Bob went in and they were sitting at the kitchen table talking. He asked them why the door was locked earlier and she said she was being followed and was scared so she locked the door and hid. Bob thought to himself that she's a good liar because she's been lying to him and her boyfriend.

There were times when Bob tried to get back with his soon to be ex-wife, but she didn't want him back because he had a big mouth and kept telling their sons about their money problems. He told her that he didn't have the money to buy them everything they wanted. She said she didn't care, she would give them what they wanted even if she didn't have the money to pay her bills. This isn't how Bob rolls. He pays his bills and lives on what's left over and doesn't buy what he doesn't need. But, when you have to buy something to save the life and property of other people, even if it is a volunteer job, then you get that with the money that's left over. “This is being a good steward of what God has given me.” Insert quote from Titus 1:7-9, English Standard Version about an overseer as God's steward must be above reproach, not arrogant, quick tempered, greedy or a drunkard or violent, but hospitable, a lover of good, self controlled, upright, holy, and disciplined. He must hold firm to the trustworthy word as taught so that he may be able to give instruction in sound doctrine as well as rebuke those who contradict it.

Included with this chapter were the pictures that he took of the house/yard after aunt Thelma got the ticket. I figured I'd include them.

Spoiler: Bob's totally cleaned up yard

Also a picture of Bob with the pastor from Africa

Spoiler: Gotta love how the African guy is half cut out of the picture.. good times

(Edited to make the spoiler title fully visible)

I was unfortunately unable to get any chapters done today for a variety of reasons. However, instead of leaving you all with no content, here's some stuff I found on his Facebook a while back.

Spoiler: Satan is out to still, kill and destroy.. by someone putting a spam post on Blob's Facebook page

Spoiler: Obama doesn't care about disabled people while clearly caring about disabled people