🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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This is actually really interesting as a culture study. I'm in the opposite hemisphere so most of what I know of low income American households is from fiction books and movies as opposed to IRL people. Why did they move around so much? People with low incomes all around the world will often move according to work, but the costs of moving so often would surely eventually outweigh the wage. Unless Bob's family are skilled and that moving is just the way it's done in that part of the world? I'm assuming his family are low income because he keeps talking about moving in and out of trailers so often. Unless it's just a common form of housing regardless of income where he lives.

As for the incidents with the five year old... it's pretty murky. He was old enough to know better, but he's very low intelligence and that does often result in social impairments. Have to hope the girl turned out okay. *sigh* So long as Bob is telling the truth about the extent of the interaction she should have been. Problem is though, that Bob isn't exactly observant with the "Tell the Truth" commandment.

This is great, @Silvana Rosechu I daresay the original is much harder to read than the summary.
 
Problem is though, that Bob isn't exactly observant with the "Tell the Truth" commandment.
Actually, @Silvana Rosechu and I were talking about this earlier over PM, and we both think that Bob tells the truth about things, for the most part. He probably leaves out certain unflattering details, if you count that as lying. But I (we?) think he wouldn't be very good at lying, and a lot of the time, he's kind of too self-involved to realize that he should be lying.

Have you seen the videos, where he's trying to get his money and phone back (dead video), through the cops and other folks? It's like, he doesn't get that he fucked up. Everybody else is wrong, and he's right. The cops told him, that he could be arrested for trafficking in stolen property! And yet, he doesn't leave that detail out in the video! So, in this sense, he doesn't need to lie about things, because he's God's Chosen Prophet and it's all good.

And beyond anything else, I think his lies would be so poorly thought-out and constructed that we'd sniff them out right away.
 
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Actually, @Silvana Rosechu

And beyond anything else, I think his lies would be so poorly thought-out and constructed that we'd sniff them out right away.

Point. I think you're right in general, but I've no doubt that he tells at least small furphies on a semi regular basis. And obviously everything that he says has to be distilled through a "poor me I'm so repressed" filter and then titrated. That's actually a problem when you deal with people like Bob, who're screamingly arrogant and/or have learning difficulties. It can be very difficult to get a decent idea of what's behind their stories and dramas because they themselves believe it to be true. I've seen this happen a couple of times, both in work and in personal life. Someone who thinks they're good with people and a great judge of character can get seriously sucked in by a person who genuinely believes their own lies. It's hard to spot a liar when the liar has convinced themselves that they're truthful and they're capable of keeping their lies straight. :powerlevel::powerlevel: If you met my sister and then spoke to me about her, I'd literally not recognise the person you're talking about unless you tell me her name. :powerlevel::powerlevel: Habitual small scale liars can often be hard to spot.
 
Actually, @Silvana Rosechu and I were talking about this earlier over PM, and we both think that Bob tells the truth about things, for the most part. He probably leaves out certain unflattering details, if you count that as lying. But I (we?) think he wouldn't be very good at lying, and a lot of the time, he's kind of too self-involved to realize that he should be lying.
Point. I think you're right in general, but I've no doubt that he tells at least small furphies on a semi regular basis. And obviously everything that he says has to be distilled through a "poor me I'm so repressed" filter and then titrated. That's actually a problem when you deal with people like Bob, who're screamingly arrogant and/or have learning difficulties. It can be very difficult to get a decent idea of what's behind their stories and dramas because they themselves believe it to be true. I've seen this happen a couple of times, both in work and in personal life. Someone who thinks they're good with people and a great judge of character can get seriously sucked in by a person who genuinely believes their own lies. It's hard to spot a liar when the liar has convinced themselves that they're truthful and they're capable of keeping their lies straight. :powerlevel::powerlevel: If you met my sister and then spoke to me about her, I'd literally not recognise the person you're talking about unless you tell me her name. :powerlevel::powerlevel: Habitual small scale liars can often be hard to spot.
I believe Bob tells the truth as he sees it. He just sees an alternate/distorted version of reality. I agree with @Mister Moo that he leaves out unflattering details some times (and to clarify, I do agree that he would be bad at lying.. lying requires foresight and the ability to think on one's feet), but more often than not he includes them because he sees nothing wrong in his actions because in his world, he's right and the rest of the world is against him. He's very self focused and expects the world to revolve around him. That other people center their own lives around themselves has probably never occurred to him. The Game Stop employee hates poor people and is selling him faulty merchandise as opposed to the Game Stop employee sold him an item that was too old to be serviced and they have to adhere to the return policy. A lightning strike fried his computer. The reality? Shitty weather and other factors such as metal placement and whatnot caused it to happen. In Bob's world, satan was screwing with him. @glass_houses is absolutely correct about the filter. But that's just my opinion.
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What.

A lightning strike zapping his computer and black mold are signs that he's being attacked by Satan? Yeah, I know, this is a man who believes that the price of bacon is indicative of the coming Apocalypse, so I shouldn't be surprised. But I am. It's just... what. If I were to (finally!) catch the barking gecko that lives behind my rats' cage, box the wretched thing up and post it to him, would he think that it's the embodiment of the Horseman Pestilence when the filthy thing promptly shits on him?

Probably yes. *sigh*
 
I believe Bob tells the truth as he sees it. He just sees an alternate/distorted version of reality. I agree with @Mister Moo that he leaves out unflattering details some times (and to clarify, I do agree that he would be bad at lying.. lying requires foresight and the ability to think on one's feet)

Lying requires having some grasp how other people think and what would be believable to them. People are more likely to believe lies that they want to believe. McKim is way too autistic to have any grasp on that.
 
Bob was called Preacher Boy in school because he would took a bible to school and read it in study hall and on breaks. A student was picking on him once for carrying his bible and trying to get Bob to hit him. He punched Bob in the nose while the principal watched and the boy was sent to the office.

Your summary was exemplary! You left out my favorite part of that story though. The boy who was picking on Bob didn't know the principal was standing behind him the whole time. When he hit Bob in the face that's when he stepped in to stop things. Even though blood was streaming down his face Bob knew that God had intervened for him.

Holy shit. That is disjointed as hell. In no way am I trying to say anything bad about you, @Silvana Rosechu. You probably wrote that much more eloquently than he did.

Bob's book is a disjointed nightmare. The biography chapter is written in sort-of chronological order but it jumps and skips around as he loses his train of thought or wants to talk about something new.

It's also rife with spelling and grammatical errors which is hysterical as he confuses our with are, and says things like "we is".
 
I haven't been going through Bob's library like I used to, but yesterday when I was linking vids, this title caught my eye, so I decided to check it out.

For this video, Bob is killing time outside "Loaves and Fishes food pantry." It's a busy day at the pantry, and Bob's waiting for his appointment window, trying to kill 15m or so.

Highlights! @3min- Bob mentions TK! She made some sort of comment about Bob hunting down Bigfoot, and Bob clarifies that HE wasn't hunting Bigfoot, he drove out somewhere to meet the people on Destination America: Mountain Monsters! "They're kinda crazy guys, but down to earth too!" TK also mentioned FLYING OUT TO MEET BOB. LOL, I wish we could get our hands on all the TK stuff :)

12m- Full on RACISM, which I hadn't seen out of Bob up until this point. Context- A Hispanic family is getting into a car, next to him. "They come here from other countries, and use our social services!"

14m- Bob thinks that the banks are embezzling money from him! He KNOWS he should have more money at the end of the month, but he DOESN'T. That can't be Bob's fault, thus the banks are stealing!
16nov2015 – Preaching about being drunk with the holy spirit

Someone told Bob he shouldn't be preaching drunk on youtube. He also talks about “why he sounds funny” he had a severed nerve, and his lost teeth make him sound different. 3M TK mention! “As for that woman that lives in Thailand, supposedly coming to visit me! She made a comment about Bob hunting Bigfoot- Bob went to GO SEE the guys that hunt Bigfoot- “Destination America: Mountain Monsters! They're kinda crazy guys, but down to earth too!” 4:30- “Where is it written, that I'm not allowed to earn a degree, because I'm disabled?” 5:50- “These people think they can just park anywhere, and it's okay!” 6:40 – thanks to his son, he got his new license tabs for his plates. Around 8m- Repetition “Pray bout it, pray about it” Bob's angry that Christians are PRAYing and not HELPing.

9:20- Once Bob found a dog, and got $20 in the mail 10m- He stops talking as a Hispanic family gets into the car next to him. WTF? 12m- RACISM! Wow Bob, you've dodged that, so far... They use our social services! 13m- Bob's angry about ppl “running their fingers” on youtube. “Stop it! Of course, I know I can't stop you, but I can ban you and keep you from making those comments...” 13:30, a car parks next to him, “Some people they just WHIP IN HERE so fast like there's no tomorrow!” 14m- Bob knows he should have more money at the end of the month, but he just doesn't/can't!... Bob tracks the money, but it just disappears! Like socks, in the drier! Bob thinks that the banks are embezzling money from him!
 
Okay guys, here are the notes on chapter 1. Sorry if they don't flow properly or whatever, I'm going to work on formatting and stuff after, but it's good enough for you to get the gist.

Bob’s parents were married in 1963. Dad was 29, mom was 16. Married in father’s parents’ house where his mom had a job cleaning for them. Bob was born November of 1964.

His paternal grandfather passed away November of 1964 and his business (Allied Van Lines moving franchise) was handed down to his mom, dad, 2 brothers and sister. His dad’s older brother took over and his dad ended up working for him.

His parents attended Stop 9 church of Christ in Beyesville, Ohio. No dates given. Pastor was his mother’s cousin, Flavel Miller. Had a son named Mark who was born premature. Mom would talk about him, dad wouldn’t.

Bob wanted to be a police officer as a child. He also had a highway patrol uniform and a toy machine gun that he believes shot out a car tire because he “shot” at it and they came home with a flat. He also wanted to be a doctor because his mom had a medical book, until he had a dream that scared him about a head becoming a skull and coming to life. He also talks about wanting to be a bus driver when he grows up (because he liked riding the bus)

Bob had to have a tooth taken out as a child but it came out and shot across the room before the dentist touched it. The dentist still charged them for opening the office after hours.

Father was injured on the job working for the AJ McKim Transfer and Storage in Cambridge, Ohio. He spent a few weeks in Bethesda hospital after a freezer fell on his back and was unable to work again. He ended up on SSD and Worker’s compensation.

Bob has his tonsils removed when he was 5 in the Cambridge Memorial Hospital.

Bob’s house growing up was next to both his paternal and maternal grandmothers.

Bob was picked on by neighborhood bullies. When he was in first grade, some bullies stopped him in an alley and were going to stab and kill him with a knife until an older lady came out and scared them off by saying she had called the police. The police took him home.

One time when his cousin Theresa was watching him, he found her upstairs on the floor next to his parent’s bed and couldn’t wake her up.

Bob got punished as a child for cutting his friend, Buddy’s, hair. His aunt whipped him with a switch and then put him in the corner. The only time he got into trouble for helping someone. “No good deed goes unpunished.”

Bob had lots of pain in his knees and elbows when he was growing up. The doctor said he was accident prone and had a lot of sprains. He also got sharp, stabbing pains in his lower right side. Doctor Agricola said he had appendicitis and he went to the Coshocton hospital for surgery. While he was being operated on, he woke up and asked how things were going. The anesthesiologist gave him more gas and he saw a rainbow going round and round in circles and a ringing sound. He would see the rainbow and hear the ringing for years afterwards.

Bob had problems in school and a learning disability. He was in a learning disability class so he had to go to school in Cambridge, Ohio as they were the only ones who had the class. He had speech problems as well, saying his R’s as W’s. He saw a speech therapist as a child.

He was approached by a church bus from the Trinity Baptist church to attend their Vacation Bible School. His parents were okay with it so he went and stayed at the church. He was also the children song leader. He graduated to the adult church and was unhappy and left.

Parents sold their house on South Sixth Street in Cambridge, Ohio. They lived in a few places in Cambridge, one across from a glass blower shop.

When Bob was 8 and in 2nd grade, they moved to Kimbolton, Ohio. They lived in a mobile home next to a big pond or a small lake (Bishard’s Lake).

When Bob was in 4th grade, they moved to Byesville, Ohio. He was put in a regular 3rd grade class until they got his records at which point he was moved into a 4th grade learning disabilities class. Because he was in the third grade, he was bullied by some of the kids; Lee Parry in particular. When he told his teacher about it, she said he just needed to be toughened up and made him go to the gym before school to punch padded walls and skip rope. Another teacher took him by the ears and pushed him into a wall. His parents had a meeting with the principal regarding that and the teacher tried to demonstrate on Bob’s mom. He was removed from the school and they moved.

Bob and his parents moved to Florida in 1974. The realty agency made his parents pay $50 before they could even view a place to rent and it turned out that the place was an old mobile home in a rundown park. Bob’s parents were upset and went to the fire station to call the police. The police couldn’t help, but the fire fighters gave Bob some toys and helped raise money for his parents to get home to Ohio.

On their way home to Ohio, a bird hit their windshield and people stopped to help them and called an ambulance and the state patrol. His parents went to a hospital to have glass removed from their eyes and skin. They got a motel room after and they told the owners what had happened and they gave them a night for free and got a hold of a garage to work on their vehicle for them. People in the motel took up a collection to help them pay for their vehicle and get back to Ohio.

Upon returning to Ohio, they rented a 3 room house in Newcomerstown on Oxford Avenue. While Bob lived here, he had a 5 year old female friend named Kathy who he would play with. She also had a little brother and sometimes Bob would watch them while their parents were out. Bob was 10 at the time. She had an attachment to Bob and would sometimes cry when he had to go home.

While they were playing house one day, he was playing the daddy and she was the mommy and she asked him to kiss her like she’d seen her dad do. He was worried about what people would think, so they went outside to the trees where no one could see them and he kissed her. He also saw up her shorts on a different occasion and she said it was her “butterfly”. He then asked her if she wanted to see his private but she said she had already seen her brothers. He then asked her if she had seen a boy pee and when she said no, he peed while she watched. He was just being a boy and wondering what girls had and they did some show and tell.

Another time, he had to use the bathroom at her house while she was taking a bath. Her mom let him because Kathy knew what boys had so he used the bathroom while Kathy watched and they talked. On another occasion, he watched her and her brother in the bath when her mom had to step out.

Bob learned how to masturbate by seeing his cousin do it in the bathroom.

Bob started 5th grade in Newcomerstown and attended the Scripture Holiness Church with pastor William Gamble. He was a good singer and sang a solo in the Christmas play at West School. They later moved and rented a farm from a member of the church. His family lived there through his 6th grade of school. He had night time heart burn while sleeping on his left side and dreamt often of being a bird.

One of his neighbours offered Bob a free horse. His parents talked to the people and they had the horse brought to their place. His name was Lightning and he was not saddle broken. The horse had a bad eye and a fear of snakes. While the previous owners still had him, teenagers were feeding him beer and chewing tobacco. The horse had to be put down while Bob was at school. Bob’s family also owned 4 cats named after the kids from the Waltons.

While living there, Bob had 2 friends that were brothers that lived over the hill from him. One winter it snowed so bad that the national guard had to come to dig out the roads. The brothers had a club house in their barn and they had Playboy magazines that they would all look at and masturbate together. Nothing other than masturbation ever happened.

They lived there from 1975-1977 at which point they moved to Florida to be close to his dad’s sister Marge. They had to get rid of all of their animals. One of the chickens had just had chicks and they got rid of all they could and his cousin Brian took the rest to set free on a back country road.

While preparing to move, Bob got hit in the back with a doorknob and everything turned white and he couldn’t see. He was weak and felt better after laying down. He’s had other spells with getting weak, shaky, light headed, sweaty and feeling like he was going to pass out but doctors couldn’t diagnose him.

In the summer of 1977, they moved to Port Richey and New Port Richey in Florida. Aunt Margie, uncle George and their family moved there as well to buy a house made for disabled soldiers. They rented a trailer until a house near aunt Margie came available at which point they moved to Holiday, Florida. They moved yet again to a place just up the road from the sister.

While at school in Florida, Bob was put in regular classes due to a lack of learning disability classes. There was a bomb threat one day. No idea what ever came of that or why. His locker was also broken into and the lock taken off. His binder and notes as well as free lunch tickets were taken. He put the lock back on and went to the principal to report it. They thought he was making it up and that he sold the free lunch tickets. “Why do people always want to think the worst about you when you are the victim? I have noticed that people have been changing from a spirit of trusting to a spirit of fear and distrust.” He hurt his knee at school one day after falling and had to be taken to the ER. The doctor said he had water on the knee and he had to walk on crutches. One time, the bus driver drove him all the way to his house instead of dropping him at the end of the road at the bus stop.

Once winter hit, the rent for their place went up because of people coming down to live for the winter. Because of this and the issues at school, they decided to move back to Ohio in January of 1978. His cousins Brian and John helped and they drove back without stopping. They stayed with his paternal grandmother until they rented an older mobile home in Newcomerstown on Canal Street.

The great blizzard of 1978 happened shortly after they moved back. Mobile homes were evacuated due to high winds and the main electrical box shorted out. They had to stay in a church until a neighbor agreed to put them up. A man with a CB showed up possibly from REACT or an amateur radio club which sparked Bob’s interest in radios.

Bob was called Preacher Boy in school because he would took a bible to school and read it in study hall and on breaks. A student was picking on him once for carrying his bible and trying to get Bob to hit him. He punched Bob in the nose while the principal watched and the boy was sent to the office.

His family moved again to an unspecified place that had a coal furnace and then moved again to a place a pastor had next to his house because it cost too much to continue living there.

There was a girl named Marybeth that he met in school but also lived across the road from him. He spent the summer hanging out with her and her two sisters. One time while she was over and his parents weren’t home she tried to initiate sexual relations with him. She lay on his lap and started to moan. He was interested in girls and having a girlfriend but was scared of having sex. She also wanted him to watch her get into her swim suit on a different occasion and got upset when he wouldn’t.

Bob’s girlfriend was in special education classes and had mental issues. Bob told her that he was going to become a doctor to help people like her which made her angry.

In November of 1978, Bob was set up by his mom to work a job delivering newspapers for the Times Reporter from New Philadelphia, Ohio. It was route 700A on North Cross Street, Greenwood Drive, Parkhill Drive, Crestview and Manor area.

His parents bought a mobile home and rented a lot across from the police/fire station. He still had the newspaper route and earned carrier of the month in October 1979. He was also selling grit on the weekends at the local grocery store and Blair products.

Bob was studying to become a preacher as he felt God wanted him to become one. He asked Reverend Gamble a lot of questions and Gamble showed him a publication put out by a bible college in Cincinnati called God’s Revivalist Magazine. He was also a member of Jim Bakker’s PTL club which gave him 2 bibles and the Rex Humbard Prayer Key Family.

His parents also purchased 3 more mobile homes while living there. The first one had thicker walls than normal and they had new windows put in which caused them to go bankrupt on the windows, a car, and some credit cards. They took $500 that Bob had in savings to pay off a car so that they could buy a K-Car which they lost in the bankruptcy.

The original car that they paid off using Bob’s money had a leak in the air vent and his dad couldn’t find it so they went to bed and slept on it. While sleeping, Bob dreamed that he solved the problem by pouring water in the air vent and it coming out on the floorboard. The next day, Bob’s dad checked and there was a hole that went through the firewall.

Bob’s dad sold a shot gun to Bob’s grandfather and used the money to buy Bob a car so that Bob could drive them places since they had no car due to losing theirs in the bankruptcy. It was a Ford Pinto wagon.

Bob bought a class ring using his money from his newspaper job and making payments on it every 2 weeks while the jewelry store held it for him. He also got a chequing account and a credit card with a $300 limit.

A local drug store let Bob and his family get medications and other things on credit.

Bob traded the Ford Pinto wagon for $250 on a 1977 Chevy Malibu.

Bob graduated in 1983.

Bob joined REACT in 1984 after his parents bought him a Radio Shack handheld 4 channel police scanner and he bought himself a used CB base station. He enjoyed helping people and going to events to help out by parking cars, helping with parades and helping with radio communication and security. In 1984, he took CPR and first aid from the Red Cross and he also did first aid at a Steam Show where he was originally helping to park cars.

Bob had a pen pal from Ennis, Texas named Karen. She was half indian. She was very pretty and Bob fell in love with her and wanted to move there to be with her, but she talked him out of it. He put an ad in the newspaper looking for a woman and got a letter from Barb Kedigh and he met her. She lived in town and he knew her uncle as her uncle worked for the street department and was a CB friend of Bob’s. Him and Barb hit it off and after a month they started dating. He asked her to marry him after 3 months. Nobody approved of the marriage because they didn’t like her parents and even his newspaper customers didn’t like it. They were married April of 1986.

"Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try." -- Fran Lebowitz
 
What.

A lightning strike zapping his computer and black mold are signs that he's being attacked by Satan? Yeah, I know, this is a man who believes that the price of bacon is indicative of the coming Apocalypse, so I shouldn't be surprised. But I am. It's just... what. If I were to (finally!) catch the barking gecko that lives behind my rats' cage, box the wretched thing up and post it to him, would he think that it's the embodiment of the Horseman Pestilence when the filthy thing promptly shits on him?

Probably yes. *sigh*
Yeah I thought it was God that was into dishing out retribution in lightning strikes. Didn't think Satan had that power.
 
Your summary was exemplary! You left out my favorite part of that story though. The boy who was picking on Bob didn't know the principal was standing behind him the whole time. When he hit Bob in the face that's when he stepped in to stop things. Even though blood was streaming down his face Bob knew that God had intervened for him.



Bob's book is a disjointed nightmare. The biography chapter is written in sort-of chronological order but it jumps and skips around as he loses his train of thought or wants to talk about something new.

It's also rife with spelling and grammatical errors which is hysterical as he confuses our with are, and says things like "we is".

My bad, I'll make sure to add all the craziness next time. And you're absolutely right, I had to make best guesses some times as to what he meant. It really is hard at times. I'm going to work on the next chapter probably tonight.
 
My bad, I'll make sure to add all the craziness next time. And you're absolutely right, I had to make best guesses some times as to what he meant. It really is hard at times. I'm going to work on the next chapter probably tonight.
You'll probably need and deserve a drink, but a 'feels' will have to do.
 
Am I the only one who finds Bob's videos hard to watch? I like batshit, bizarre and dumb very much, but the way he sucks his gums and smacks his lips is really disgusting. Gives me the creeps and puts me off my food. Confession time: I've only watched bits of his logs in the beginning of the thread, but now I only read the summaries that other Kiwis post. (Which probably means that I'm not qualified to participate on this thread, really.)
 
Am I the only one who finds Bob's videos hard to watch? I like batshit, bizarre and dumb very much, but the way he sucks his gums and smacks his lips is really disgusting. Gives me the creeps and puts me off my food. Confession time: I've only watched bits of his logs in the beginning of the thread, but now I only read the summaries that other Kiwis post. (Which probably means that I'm not qualified to participate on this thread, really.)
i put em on in the background and tune him out until he starts getting upset
 
Am I the only one who finds Bob's videos hard to watch?
Definitely not. It's a good idea to be doing something else, like cooking or playing a pausable video game. And you can skip the parts where he reads from the bible, without missing anything good. Sometimes that can shave 5 minutes off a video!
If you've seen one Bob video, you've seen most of them really.
"Rene and the Cellulitis" is his best vid, IMO. I think it's a bonafide world number one hit single, like Blurred Lines, Gangam Style or Hotline Bling. Frankly, I'm a little surprised it's, only recently, gotten over a thousand views on YouTube.

Watch if you haven't seen it, or aren't sure. Starts off loud.

EDIT- @Rabbit Bones - There's 3 vids, I wasn't sure which one you were talking about... Is it one of these?
Mod edit: Fixed video links.
 
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Rene Needs To Go To the ER To Get an IV From A Cat Scratch is amazing. I wonder how hard the nurses and MDs laugh when he leaves fuming because IVs don't cure cellulitis, or that there's a $2 co pay on some new medication he needs and it takes away from his saltless pork fund.
 
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