🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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John Andrews Stan said:
How is Bob even legally allowed to drive with an IQ of 70? What’s the Ohio law on this? Letting literal retards drive seems a tad unwise.

Bonus photo of my namesake during his youthful world travels. When this was taken, Bob was in his 14th year as a paperboy.

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Look at that young man with his entire future ahead of him.
He could have returned home and became a leach on society.
He could have faked a bunch of made up physical ailments and tried to steal money from hard working Americans.
He could have spent his life, sitting in a crusty recliner, watching convicted felon preachers, eating unhealthy foods, and complaining about his lot in life.
Instead of educating himself on the ways of life, he could have ordered a diploma through the mail, that would fool no one but himself.
Instead of pretending to be someone, John actually made something out of his life.
Unfortunately, along the way, he crossed paths with the Great Pretender.
A life well lived, John. Here's to many more years 🍺!

Fuck you, Bob!
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Look at that young man with his entire future ahead of him.
He could have returned home and became a leach on society.
He could have faked a bunch of made up physical ailments and tried to steal money from hard working Americans.
He could have spent his life, sitting in a crusty recliner, watching convicted felon preachers, eating unhealthy foods, and complaining about his lot in life.
Instead of educating himself on the ways of life, he could have ordered a diploma through the mail, that would fool no one but himself.
Instead of pretending to be someone, John actually made something out of his life.
Unfortunately, along the way, he crossed paths with the Great Pretender.
A life well lived, John. Here's to many more years 🍺!

Fuck you, Bob!
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Here's to you Slob!

And because (from your written and video admissions and descriptions) you're a deeply perverted bisexual racist bigoted homophobe, you can choose which version you like best.

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEzfhclKO8Q

Remake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g

(Ironically, the original version was released on Mercury records. 32 years later, Freddie Mercury remade the classic. Both versions were #1 on the Billboard chart. Sadly, all the original members of the Platters and Freddie Mercury are deceased.)
 
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Even animals love my namesake.

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The only animals who love Bob are the maggots that infest the food pantry donations he leaves to rot in the kitchen.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Even animals love my namesake.

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The only animals who love Bob are the maggots that infest the food pantry donations he leaves to rot in the kitchen.
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John Andrews Stan said:
Even animals love my namesake.

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The only animals who love Bob are the maggots that infest the food pantry donations he leaves to rot in the kitchen.
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Sloh has never made a donation to any organization or any person in his life, and never will.
 
S O T P said:
Sloh has never made a donation to any organization or any person in his life, and never will.
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I disagree, he has provided a lot of unintentional entertainment. However, your point is correct in that he doesn't provide it for the betterment of mankind, so I digress.

He's a delusional, fat, lazy, and unwashed fraud.

His stain on the "innernet" is only matched by the stains on his and Rene's recliners.
 
This is the picture the hacking team found in Bob’s file folder labeled “WORSHIP HIM.”

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Metadata from the image file revealed that Bob has masturbated to this photo more than 63 times since January 1. 2023.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
While Bob is scamming food pantries out of vital nutrition that should be going to hungry children and families, my namesake is caring for all of God’s creatures great and small.

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Bob only ever thinks of what he can take, never what he can give. Don’t be like Bob.
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Compare this picture to the video of Bob kicking the living shit out of one of his cats.

It's really sad that Bob has had the opportunity to learn from a great man like John, yet chooses to be a worthless piece of shit.

Think about it Bob. You know I'm right!!
 
McKimsReRolledRoof said:
The Carrollton, Ohio police stole my account.

Which one of you bastards made poor Slob walk outside and lie about his Walmart receipt for those tires?

Bob, we all know you conned your way into those tires. You didn't even pay for them. Just like you never payed for your rolled roofing.
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Listen the man is genius .
 
Slob has been quiet, so it's time to smoke out the world's most gullible retard.

Here goes:

Wow! Slob has been really quiet lately. Did he give up on Jesus? Did he crash the Care Bear Mobile? Did the rolled roofing on his mobile home finally collapse? Has his SSI been cut in half because Rene died? Where is Slob?

He'll make a video in no time, saying he's been busy doing other things (directing traffic at emergency scenes, giving sermons at his ministry, giving spiritual guidance at his soul clinic, working at a homeless shelter, talking to Jesus in his kitchen, donating food to a local food bank, and helping Homeland Security (because he's a member of Homeland Security) recover a Chinese spy balloon.
 
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S O T P said:
Slob has been quiet, so it's time to smoke out the world's most gullible retard.

Here goes:

Wow! Slob has been really quiet lately. Did he give up on Jesus? Did he crash the Care Bear Mobile? Did the rolled roofing on his mobile home finally collapse? Has his SSI been cut in half because Rene died? Where is Slob?

He'll make a video in no time, saying he's been busy doing other things (directing traffic at emergency scenes, giving sermons at his ministry, giving spiritual guidance at his soul clinic, working at a homeless shelter, talking to Jesus in his kitchen, donating food to a local food bank, and helping Homeland Security (because he's a member of Homeland Security) recover a Chinese spy balloon.
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I demand Bob does the penny test on the treads to prove the tires are real, and new and that he didn't forge his WalMart receipt.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
We have a preliminary report that Bob may have had something to do with the train derailment in eastern Ohio yesterday.
Can anyone confirm or deny this report??
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I heard a man in a 3x neon colored jacket was seen in the area placing pennies on the track and waddling away.


On a side note: I demand a Rene proof of life video. We have not seen Rene in sometime. How do we know she isn't dead and Bob is just collecting her money??
 
Poutine It Here said:
I heard a man in a 3x neon colored jacket was seen in the area placing pennies on the track and waddling away.


On a side note: I demand a Rene proof of life video. We have not seen Rene in sometime. How do we know she isn't dead and Bob is just collecting her money??
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Slob would never waste a penny. Remember, he picks up cans by the side of the road to cash in.

And regarding Rene, she is in Weekend at Bernie's mode. Dead, but propped up in her recliner in the event someone looks in one of Slob's plastic-covered windows.
 
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