🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Poutine It Here said:
After my recent visit to Carrollton I have become inspired. I have decided to become the Kitty Kelly of Kiwi Farms. Through my research I have found many interesting stories about Bob. This spring I plan to return to Carrollton and Newcomerstown to talk more with locals for continued research for my upcoming book: Tupperware, Tears and Trailer Park Ministry: The Unauthorized Biography of Robert L. McKim Sr.
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I will make sure you get a budget on par with the hacking team’s payouts. That way you can work on the book without worrying about paying the bills. We pay workers every Friday but can pay biweekly or monthly if you prefer. DM me your details for immediate cash transfers via Zelle. The payments come from our LLC not personal accounts.
 
He’s so pissed about not winning that gift card. I can’t believe he thought he was going to win by answering a bacon survey. Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor.
 
crayolasword said:
He’s so pissed about not winning that gift card. I can’t believe he thought he was going to win by answering a bacon survey. Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor.
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I did find it interesting that he thinks God owes him an apology. His faith must be faltering since he insisted God is spelled with a lower case “g”.

Bob, God still cares for you. He only gives you his silliest battles. So cheer up bucko.
 
As Slob said, there are a lot of scams on the internet.

Like this one.

Slob has started a new GoFundMe to get money for his radio.

(Because he's tired of sitting in his recliner listening to static on his scanner, getting police/fire call information second and third-hand, to post hours later on his absolutely useless CARE BEAR Facebook page.)

And this time he's begging/scamming for a whopping $2,000!

Remember, there are a lot of scam organizations out there trying to rip people off.

The Care Bear retard recliner patrol in one of them.

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Report fraudulent scams, like this one, to the applicable authorities to get these lowlife, freeloading scumbags off the internet.

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Dr. Long Story Short said:
Let me know if I can help.
I have interviewed 2 elderly women who live by Bob. Joan and Betty, both in their 90's.
It's been a couple years since I've spoke to them so I'm not sure if they're still alive.
Oh my God, the stories that they tell about Bob are unbelievable!
Content will certainly not be a problem for you.
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If you don't mind e-mailing those notes to me. I have a very disturbing story that involves a tree and I would like a second source to confirm.

John Andrews Stan said:
I will make sure you get a budget on par with the hacking team’s payouts. That way you can work on the book without worrying about paying the bills. We pay workers every Friday but can pay biweekly or monthly if you prefer. DM me your details for immediate cash transfers via Zelle. The payments come from our LLC not personal accounts.
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Thanks for the Zelle payment.

If we can schedule a conference call I would appreciate it. I have some thoughts on how I should publish this when I am done and would like to get feedback. I am currently debating self publishing (Amazon Kindle) or going with a small publisher here in NE Ohio that could help with getting my book into stores down in the Carroll and Tuscarawas county area. For those of you in the area you may have seen the displays I am talking about. They are spinning racks where you see Amish novels, travel books and religious themed books.

S O T P said:
And this time he's begging/scamming for a whopping $2,000!

Remember, there are a lot of scam organizations out there trying to rip people off.

The Care Bear retard recliner patrol in one of them.
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Wasn't the price of a digital scanner around $600??? How did we get to $2,000???
 
Poutine It Here said:
If you don't mind e-mailing those notes to me. I have a very disturbing story that involves a tree and I would like a second source to confirm.



Thanks for the Zelle payment.

If we can schedule a conference call I would appreciate it. I have some thoughts on how I should publish this when I am done and would like to get feedback. I am currently debating self publishing (Amazon Kindle) or going with a small publisher here in NE Ohio that could help with getting my book into stores down in the Carroll and Tuscarawas county area. For those of you in the area you may have seen the displays I am talking about. They are spinning racks where you see Amish novels, travel books and religious themed books.



Wasn't the price of a digital scanner around $600??? How did we get to $2,000???
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He wants the deluxe model, that also dispenses cooked bacon.
 
S O T P said:
As Slob said, there are a lot of scams on the internet.

Like this one.

Slob has started a new GoFundMe to get money for his radio.

(Because he's tired of sitting in his recliner listening to static on his scanner, getting police/fire call information second and third-hand, to post hours later on his absolutely useless CARE BEAR Facebook page.)

And this time he's begging/scamming for a whopping $2,000!

Remember, there are a lot of scam organizations out there trying to rip people off.

The Care Bear retard recliner patrol in one of them.

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Report fraudulent scams, like this one, to the applicable authorities to get these lowlife, freeloading scumbags off the internet.

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"Help us to serve TO the community"....I know this shouldn't bother me but....Jesus...could you put ANY effort into proofreading?....Of course not.
 
I mentioned it before but all our first responders here are given radios by emergency services to assist. I bet it's the same where Bob lives at. Except they won't give him one and it wouldn't surprise me if Bob is banned from showing up or "chasing" scenes involving crashes or traffic control of any kind.
 
It's unbelievable that Bob thinks the community should supply him with "top of the line" equipment .
No one follows him besides us, plus CAERS has NEVER assisted with a police or fire call.
If he did, he would be arrested.
I know most of the hackers carry the Uniden SDS100 handheld, but we are paid professionals who provide a service to the community.
Big Lots carries units that cost under $15 that would be perfect for C.A.E.R.

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Poutine It Here said:
Why does CAER need these scanners? Bob is the only member with occasionally recruiting Rene to be a member. All he does is call the sherrif. Oh that reminds me I have to follow up on my FOIA requests to the sheriff departments.
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Bobby wants new toys and he doesn't want to pay for them. Technology for the first responders that he loves pretending to be is moving on without him, this confuses the sad stupid little man and angers him, much like when daddy wouldn't buy him the little fake police badges out of the gumball machine, but mommy would.
 
Could you imagine if the time ever came where the police actually called CAER for help with traffic control?
First Bob would have to remove his cpap mask.
Next he would waddle over to Rene's recliner and pry her corpse out of her shit stained recliner.
He would then walk to the kitchen and grab a pound of bacon along with a fist full of hash browns, and toss them on his rusty griddle. All while not washing his hands after dealing with Rene.
After fighting over the last bite of slop, the dynamic duo would grab their Fisher Price camcorder and grab a couple of batteries with only 2% life remaing. Next they would lumber out to the pissant mobile and, after checking to make sure the signs were loaded, speed down the roads of Carrollton at 7 mph.

By the time the morons arrived, the incident would have been over for hours and the police would be home with their families.

After Bob returned home he would immediately make a video of himself looking like the fucking retard that he is.
 
S O T P said:
As Slob said, there are a lot of scams on the internet.

Like this one.

Slob has started a new GoFundMe to get money for his radio.

(Because he's tired of sitting in his recliner listening to static on his scanner, getting police/fire call information second and third-hand, to post hours later on his absolutely useless CARE BEAR Facebook page.)

And this time he's begging/scamming for a whopping $2,000!

Remember, there are a lot of scam organizations out there trying to rip people off.

The Care Bear retard recliner patrol in one of them.

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Report fraudulent scams, like this one, to the applicable authorities to get these lowlife, freeloading scumbags off the internet.

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If the donation amount was less than five bucks I’d actually give a dollar.
 
@Poutine It Here can you get to Cambridge, Ohio? If so you can come to our meet-up at Salt Fork. The hacking team and their families all have cabins at the lake reserved but we also have a room block at the lodge for a 40% discount on the usual rate. Most of the hacking team has to fly in but we will also be reimbursing gas and mileage for those driving.

Bob probably thinks he can get the room block and cabin reservations canceled but the head ranger at Salt Fork has seen the videos of Bob causing car accidents and has personally flagged our reservations as VIP. Too bad, so sad, Bob!
 
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