🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Someone should introduce the the Pastor to the onion. He'd have a field day.
 
Like all good martyrs, he'll probably be back after the third day.

If he's not, it's because he's lost his passwords. Again.

ETA: Strike that. HE HAS RISEN


Highlights:
  • got an email regarding a package being sent to him in the mail. Is taking his camera to document whatever the package might be.
  • People have been sending him books on Islam.
  • A long, long informative monologue regarding Rene's seven months in jail after her robbery attempt. He acknowledges that Rene committed a felony. Complains that Rene's mother didn't visit her in jail.
  • Talks about how his mother used to call the cops on him when he wouldn't do what they wanted. Relates an incident where he left his kids to be babysat by his aunt, and the aunt...left the kids alone? Bob's parents reported Bob and his ex-wife for child abandonment.
  • Oh look, a parcel in the mail! How exciting! WHAT COULD IT BE?
  • Really annoying loud background noise from traffic because Bob feels we can't miss a single golden moment of his "evidence."
  • Walks back to his house, saying he'll open the package there.
  • Previously he received a box of adult diapers in the mail.
  • Claims to be 210 pounds.
  • Arrives at his porch, only to end the video, leaving us in suspense as to the contents of this new package. WHAT COULD IT BE??? :3
ETA 2: I didn't check the video description. The Mystery Package contains more adult diapers.
 
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Are the diapers of his own will, or did someone buck up and buy those for him? Because those things are fucking expensive. That's pretty far to go for a prank.
 
This is the hand thing he was talking about:

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The Knife said:
Like all good martyrs, he'll probably be back after the third day.

If he's not, it's because he's lost his passwords. Again.

ETA: Strike that. HE HAS RISEN

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZALlxDewno0
Highlights:
  • got an email regarding a package being sent to him in the mail. Is taking his camera to document whatever the package might be.
  • People have been sending him books on Islam.
  • A long, long informative monologue regarding Rene's seven months in jail after her robbery attempt. He acknowledges that Rene committed a felony. Complains that Rene's mother didn't visit her in jail.
  • Talks about how his mother used to call the cops on him when he wouldn't do what they wanted. Relates an incident where he left his kids to be babysat by his aunt, and the aunt...left the kids alone? Bob's parents reported Bob and his ex-wife for child abandonment.
  • Oh look, a parcel in the mail! How exciting! WHAT COULD IT BE?
  • Really annoying loud background noise from traffic because Bob feels we can't miss a single golden moment of his "evidence."
  • Walks back to his house, saying he'll open the package there.
  • Previously he received a box of adult diapers in the mail.
  • Claims to be 210 pounds.
  • Arrives at his porch, only to end the video, leaving us in suspense as to the contents of this new package. WHAT COULD IT BE??? :3
ETA 2: I didn't check the video description. The Mystery Package contains more adult diapers.
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If I heard him correctly, he said that Rene didn't commit the crime because if she had she would have spent more time in jail. Also his version of the story sounds quite a bit different than what Mr. Andrews wrote. Has anyone found court records or news reports of this event?

Oh and Bobby? You seem to have a habit of doing incredibly selfish, stupid and irresponsible things (like threatening to shoot the mayor because your parents didn't wake up on time), so I can't really blame your parents for thinking you would leave your children unattended while you went shopping or whatever.
 
Pastor Jabba was not upset about church being cancelled. He was upset that he had to drive there to find that out.

Pastor Jabba does not receive gas vouchers to travel to church.

Pastor Jabba doesn't drive anywhere unless he can swindle someone for gas money and/or voucher.

Because he's a chosen one.
 
Assemblies of God are Pentecostal churches. This means a sermon frequently involves people talking in tongues and being very vocal, evangelical, and (imo) a bit pushy with their beliefs. These are the churches that have historically had people handle venomous snakes to prove their faith. Of course, not all Assemblies of God are like this and Bob's might be very mellow. But I think it's interesting that he chose a more... vocal... denomination over something more subdued like Methodism or Lutheranism.

Basically, Bob's going one of the insaner denominations of church out of all of them. How is this not surprising in the least?
 
However, since Pastor Slob's first video, he has continued to confuse and misinterpret 'preaching' for general bitching, moaning and complaining about everything that doesn't go his way.

For example, no where in the Bible are Microsoft and Google mentioned as being part of a conspiracy to create a new world order. Because Pastor Slob or Rene have forgotten the password to one of their combined 4,841 e-mail accounts.

Maybe Microsoft and Google are in Pastor Slob's bible, but they're not mentioned in the bible I've read.

Nevertheless, Pastor Slob is a chosen one. Jesus told him that, directly. While Pastor Slob was choking on food, in his sleep.

ps> If someone is clever to concoct of photo of Bonnie and Clyde using Pastor Slob and Rene's images, that would be greatly appreciated. And appropriate. These two have been ripping off the system (that they so despise) for years.
 
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bondgirl said:
However, since Pastor Slob's first video, he has continued to confuse and misinterpret 'preaching' for general bitching, moaning and complaining about everything that doesn't go his way.

For example, no where in the Bible are Microsoft and Google mentioned as being part of a conspiracy to create a new world order. Because Pastor Slob or Rene have forgotten the password to one of their combined 4,841 e-mail accounts.

Maybe Microsoft and Google are in Pastor Slob's bible, but they're not mentioned in the bible I've read.

Nevertheless, Pastor Slob is a chosen one. Jesus told him that, directly. While Pastor Slob was choking on food, in his sleep.

ps> If someone is clever to concoct of photo of Bonnie and Clyde using Pastor Slob and Rene's images, that would be greatly appreciated. And appropriate. These two have been ripping off the system (that they so despise) for years.
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Maybe Bob decided to just do what Brad Watson did, and write his own Bible, since the one everyone else uses didn't agree with his ideas. It's a pretty clean solution: not only can Brad claim to speak with divine authority, but they can fault other Christians for NOT using the "right" Bible, even though he's the only one who has a copy. Because he wrote it.

Hey, Bob wrote a book already, so cribbing holy scripture isn't that much of a leap.
 
Pastor Slob has exploiting the system for his own benefit down to a science.

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The Bonnie and Clyde photo is magnificent! I believe the Site needs a photo of Pastor Slob and Rene as Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia, from the famous gold bikini scene.
 
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