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🐮 LolcowEvangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
I said it earlier in the thread, and I'll said it again- THIS IS THE GOLDEN AGE of Robert L McKim. Savor it while it's here, now: I've seen the rise and fall of Deagle Nation, TJ Church & The Golden Knight, and joined The Farms during the CWC's dark ages, was around but missed out on the whole Shaner thing, but I'm catching up: IMO this is as good as good as it gets, folks.
He's lurking the thread, and interacting with folks on YT. He's posting daily videos composed of mounting religious and conspiratorial insanity. And now, a visit from Sgt Andrews himself?
Praise Him and be thankful for the bounty He has seen fit to bestow upon us.
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In the other screencaps I posted, Rene was married to a Jerry Zumpe, hence the different surname. I'm pretty sure her current surname is actually "Jackson"? This was in 1998, so Rene would have had to have been 19 at the time this card was written. Rest assured, @Silvana Rosechu --- she was sixteen when JHA came into her life, so he can't be the same stepfather that supposedly abused her as a child, assuming Bob didn't just make that part up.
I have another theory, but here's a transcript of the card to JHA first:
To: John H. Andrews
From: Rene C. Zumpe
The dearest most lovable most under-standing stepfather I ever had and knew in my life. Sometimes in my mind I wanted you for my real father, but I am glad you are my stepdad. You are always here when I have any problems about and bible. (?) I dedicated this bible to you with love you gave me during past three years. Hebrews 12: 1-10 reminds me how you would descipline [sic] us girls because you love us like how God chastened his children to follow him
The "discipline" part worried me for a second---maybe JHA was abusive?---but I don't think that's the case. Here's what I may have happened:
Theory #1: Rene was abused by a stepfather at sometime during her girlhood. Bob knows that JHA has been Rene's stepfather for years, & automatically assumes he was the abuser.
Theory #2: Rene was pretty unruly back in the day, & JHA likely had to step in & tell her to stop acting like a 'tard. So she probably said something to the effect of "JHA is a hardass who disciplined me all that time" & it came out of the Bob-to-Autism translator as "JHA sexually abused me as a child."
Theory #3: Rene was never abused at all. When Bob was first writing his book, he liked to threaten people who disagreed with him on Facebook with "writing about them." This could be him trying to smear JHA out of spite.
Theory #4: Rene was actually abused by a stepfather, but Bob never specifies who because he is dumb.
JHA & Rene's mom suggested Rene get her tubes tied when Rene started having sex because she could barely take care of herself, let alone a child (or her cat). Ultimately, Rene made the decision to undergo the procedure herself.
Rene was always a problem child, but JHA really does care for her
JHA thinks Rene could get better, but she needs more people riding her ass --- her downfall started not only when she met Bob, but also when she started cutting out her family, caseworkers, etc.
I am so excited! The email is probably in the spamfolder. @Dewsweeper Welcome!
Just to make sure John has enough notifications even before posting here!
I´d rate myself autistic if I could...
