🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I think we should end the year by counting Bob’s blessings.

Bob is blessed that the roof on his hovel hasn’t completely caved in yet. With any luck he won’t get any major snow and will make it another year.
 
I was driving through the Pine Island area in S.W. Florida earlier today, checking out the damage from hurricane Ian.
At some point a truck passed me on a two lane road and I started screaming, "CAM, CAM, I HAVE A CAM RIGHT HERE. YOU'RE BEING RECORDED, I HAVE A CAM!!"
My wife looked at me and said, " what the fuck are you talking about???"
She then said, "is this about that fat, stupid, guy that you watch on the internet?"
BINGO!!!
The damage on Pine Island is devastating, but to be honest, it's not as bad as Bob's trailer.
 
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Bob's latest video is a perfect example of why everyone hates this worthless piece of shit, even his own family!
His sense of entitlement is simply unbelievable!
Every single thing he says about every single subject is wrong.
Just by accident you'd think eventually he would get something correct.
These are not perilous times for all. These are perilous times for you, Bob.

I enjoy watching every single minute of the train wreck, that is your life!!
Fuck you!!
 
I had to look the place up on BBB.
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Looks like Bob got snookered into selling something (probably personal data), in exchange for a useless "gift card", to me.
 
This man spends all day driving around town and complains that the grocery store charges him extra to shop for him and bring it to his trailer.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Probably not.
Knickers, Jimmy's, and Archer's all have space for us. I'll be in touch after the first of the year.
Either way, it's party time.
We've earned it!!
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For those of you that will be getting into town early, please join me at 11am at Van Horne for a nice brunch before a leisurely drive on Rt. 39.

Also, would anyone else like to donate to our cookie fund? I would like to take a gift basket to the sheriff to thank them for putting up with Bob.
 
Poutine It Here said:
For those of you that will be getting into town early, please join me at 11am at Van Horne for a nice brunch before a leisurely drive on Rt. 39.

Also, would anyone else like to donate to our cookie fund? I would like to take a gift basket to the sheriff to thank them for putting up with Bob.
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Good choice. There's nothing on their menu Slob can afford and they don't have a drive-thru.
 
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Poutine It Here said:
I even called to confirm they do not sell fatty slab bacon.
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They don't accept food stamps, gas vouchers, or Walmart gift cards as payment.

Also, their dress code is casually formal.

Dirty, smelly, patch-covered, green-yellow clothes are very likely not permitted.

Even by those that claim to be first responders and say they use Mitchum.

Sadly, his dream of becoming a carpenter and opening a carpentry shop never materialized.

It's tough earning a living making snow-measuring sticks.

Interestingly, Slob listed reading as one of his hobbies.

That also never materialized, in theory, or practice.

Jerking off in the barn with his friends, being beaten up at school every day, and molesting his female cuzint cousin in the shed would have been more accurate hobbies to list.

Fortunately for us and most unfortunately for him, Slob described these episodes in his autobiographical book pamphlet and in many of his videos.

All have come back to haunt him.

It's better not to advertise you're a perverted retard.

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Sadly, his dream of becoming a carpenter and opening a carpentry shop never materialized.

It's tough earning a living making snow-measuring sticks.

Interestingly, Slob listed reading as one of his hobbies.

That also never materialized, in theory, or practice.

Jerking off in the barn with his friends, being beaten up at school every day, and molesting his female cuzint cousin in the shed would have been more accurate hobbies to list.

Fortunately for us and most unfortunately for him, Slob described these episodes in his autobiographical book pamphlet and in many of his videos.

All have come back to haunt him.

It's better not to advertise you're a perverted retard.

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He looks both like a little child way younger than 15 and at the same time looks like a middle aged man in this picture.
 
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