🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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It is comical, for such an educated and wise individual that Reverend Slob purports himself to be, that he is unable to correctly spell pear:

"Published on Apr 21, 2016
In the last days there will be many who are deceived and will deceive and there will be mass confusion on who and what they are. They think that we who are of the light are not open minded as they are. If my mind was so open minded my brains would spill out. I found this potato that looked like a pare and it came to me that this potato had an identity crisis just like many people are having in the last days."
 
Progress is being made.. the number of stickies is higher than anticipated. This is only part way into chapter 1, too. It's going a bit slower than expected, but progress is in fact being made.

EDIT: Forgot to mention that it's color coded -- orange for anything about Blob, blue for family stuff, pink for relationships and yellow for miscellanious.
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well he go again ..... yeh it's anther clue of... the of the end time
if you goofed up on this pills you burn in hell........just like all rest of us

come up here to the yukon and try to shop it's make that 14 bucks look like if you got it a sale

milk up here 5 to 7 buck for 4l
gas right now it 99 cents pr l

and dr bob try to live and shop here at nunavut http://nunavutfoodprice.tumblr.com (http://archive.is/VbAOe) where a candy bar will cost you this
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New video - I'll edit in notes.
22 April 2016- What God Created Was Good

Mentions potato metaphor, then films his correspondence with CWC. LOL - he had the sheriff investigate CWC's fiance in Malvern, Ohio. “I won't say what they found...” 3m - “You think you can pull a fast one, Christan Chandler?” He has screenshots! Mentions Kiwi Farms. 5m - Chimping “I'm not in this for the money!” 5:45 - bible reading. 6:15 - “You're so confused, you don't know if your fiance is a man or a woman.” 7:15 - gets boring. 8:20 - abandons search for something, will do a video later. “There is so much confusion going on, in this world.” 9:30 - Happy couple has offered to donate $1000 to his ministry, if he marries them. 10:30 - Shows off his shirt, which he seems pretty proud of- “Feel the Power of GOD!” bald eagle + flag- he seems to have misread “feel” for “fear.”
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This is a guy who lived a significant portion of his life without Internet, so you'd think he would realize that the source of his problems is him being on the Internet. He can live without it and he probably should start doing that, maybe instead he could actually exercise
 
"You did not say your fiance was a 'him"
- Hovering over the word "his" right in the paragraph.

You know the police are both annoyed and having a good laugh over this while they humor him.
 
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am i the only one who sees this when he stares solemnly in contemplation at the computer
 
I find it rather amusing that even the good reverend can see that ChrisChan is a confused individual who dresses up like a child.

I also want a full view of that shirt. That fucking eagle flying in front of the stars and stripes under a proclamation about the power of God better be carrying bacon in its talons or I'll be sorely disappointed.
 
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