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🐮 LolcowEvangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
As opposed to Bob? They're both really slow. I'm sure they're just a dumb, fussy couple that have low IQs. Though, he does talk about her incontinence, so who knows.
As opposed to Bob? They're both really slow. I'm sure they're just a dumb, fussy couple that have low IQs. Though, he does talk about her incontinence, so who knows.
Shall we talk a little bit about Bob's sons? Bobby is 27 years old and Billy is 25, but both of them graduated from Newcomerstown High School in the class of 2009.
Bob posted a throwback image of Krick, Bobby and Billy playing together as children (archive).
The boys were honored by the town for their "act of kindness" (doesn't archive), serving as parade marshals in that year's Santa Parade.
This story was covered by a syndicated newspaper columnist, who, in a contrarian article entitled, "Act of Kindness is Troubling" (http://archive.is/ifcVS), expressed concern that the boys would now expect disproportionate rewards for any perceived good deed, no matter how minor.
All of the names, dates, and locations are correct for the boys in question to be Bob's sons. Edit: It's almost certainly them - another partial article mentions Bob, Barb, and Barb's mother by name (archive). Although I haven't seen Bob reference this incident, that doesn't mean he hasn't - he tends to bury interesting information under heaps of preaching, exaggerating small injustices while giving little mention to major happenings. But it seems like it might not have been Bob's boys but in fact Bob himself who took the wrong lesson from the Sheikh's act of generosity, given how he expects to be showered with beneficence at all times.
Published on Apr 19, 2016
1 Timothy 4:1-2 "Now the Spirit expressly says that in latter times some will depart from the faith, giving heed to deceiving spirits and doctrines of demons, 2 speaking lies in hypocrisy, having their own conscience seared with a hot iron". 2 Peter 3:3-4 "knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, 4 and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation". 2 Thessalonians 2:1-4 "Now, brethren, concerning the coming (Parousla) of our Lord Jesus Christ and our gathering together to Him, (The Rapture, NOT the Second Coming) we ask you, 2 not to be soon shaken in mind or troubled, either by spirit or by word or by letter, as if from us, as though the day of Christ had come. 3 Let no one deceive you by any means; for that Day (Parousla) will not come unless the falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition, 4 who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God". 2 Timothy 3:1-5 "But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: 2 For men will be lovers of themselves (Social Media, Selfies), lovers of money (Thinking that you must work for lots of money to be a true believer), boasters, proud, blasphemers (Saying that there is no God), disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control (Killing, Sexual Sin, Same Sex Marriage), brutal, despisers of good, 4 traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God (Movies, Reality TV, Game Shows Soap Operas), 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away!"
Starts off with someone trying to close FB ministry, followed by the usual bible sperging. At around the 14:00 mark we get to the more interesting stuff:
His hat does not have the Illuminati Eye on it.
He has informed the FCC about us posting his HAM radio license.
Mess with him and you'll have to deal with Homeland Security.
He has shown this site to some local family welfare office.
More Bible sperging.
Rene doesn't feel well and it's all John Andrews and our fault.
I don't know what the hell is going on. In one sentence he says he has control of the Facebook. Then a few down he says he doesn't. And at the end he's talked about a Rev. L (Leonard?) Shaner being attacked.
I don't know if it's that or if he's just that retarded. He seems to jump to conclusions a lot. And it's always some conspiracy. Even going back to threatening to shoot the mayor.
He knows 500 pages of bible stuff, but does not have sense to more than glance at the CWCKI to figure out people are using other
names to fuck with him.
According to Bob, anxiety, depression, cerebral palsy. She also has chronic cellulitis infections in her leg that go septic. She has endometriosis and ended up having surgery for that one. Some kind of vision problems as she wears glasses and she needs custom orthodics so some kind of foot problem as well. Sloth. They built her a ramp, but she doesn't use a wheelchair. I think she has mobility issues due to her size. I haven't seen any mention of a legit mental health diagnosis, though.
Well, he came up with the Chris thing on his own after someone made a joke troll on his ministry page. So there's that.
They are trying to force the Clyde Cash and CWC-lore into the equation, though, which isn't all that funny to me. It is hinting a little at the Shaner-Train, but thankfully (somehow) Bob isn't quite as gullible and easy to manipulate. Is he stupid? Yes, but he's one of the few cows who will call up the place you're talking about to check your credentials. Shaner was just delusional and gullible while Bob has had to put up with years of actual trolling. He's paranoid of everyone.
Funny enough, the things that seem to get him chimping are his own stupidity and the most mundane things instead of hardcore trolling. Someone says he drinks, he makes a full video about it saying he doesn't eat soap. Tell him he has BBQ on his face or make a stupid illuminati joke and he flips. Facebook changes its layout and suddenly his facebook is hacked; make more VIDEOS.
According to Bob, anxiety, depression, cerebral palsy. She also has chronic cellulitis infections in her leg that go septic. She has endometriosis and ended up having surgery for that one. Some kind of vision problems as she wears glasses and she needs custom orthodics so some kind of foot problem as well. Sloth. They built her a ramp, but she doesn't use a wheelchair. I think she has mobility issues due to her size. I haven't seen any mention of a legit mental health diagnosis, though.
I've found a couple of videos where Bob says she has ACC, a condition where she was born without the fissure that connects the two hemispheres of the brain. It's not necessarily mental retardation, but it's connected to a lot of things like epilepsy (which Rene has) and difficulty regulating emotions. It's also associate with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. iirc, Bob went on a tirade once about how Rene didn't have FAS and that people were attacking Rene's mom and accusing her of being a drunk.
He knows 500 pages of bible stuff, but does not have sense to more than glance at the CWCKI to figure out people are using other
names to fuck with him.
I get the impression that he's often on the verge of dropping 'F' bombs and other 4 letter words, but stops himself because of what a "good wholesome True Christian™" he is.
Since he manually uploads, though, if he does just keel the fuck over while recording his tard ramblings, we'll probably never see that hilarious final video.
An amendment to an existing law.
Chris Chandler is EVIL.
Chris' Pastor needs to call Bob.
"God is gonna getcha!"
Finds out that anyone can perform a Citizen's Arrest but still feels the need to brag about his mall cop training.
He filmed this while Rene was asleep in her recliner, so his sermon kept getting interrupted by her snoring.
