🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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GREEDY FIREMAN said:
More (un)holy words from Grand Poobah Bob.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Nvn6V_JHYEEdit:
Not much new material this time:

An amendment to an existing law.
Chris Chandler is EVIL.
Chris' Pastor needs to call Bob.
"God is gonna getcha!"
Finds out that anyone can perform a Citizen's Arrest but still feels the need to brag about his mall cop training.

He filmed this while Rene was asleep in her recliner, so his sermon kept getting interrupted by her snoring. :snorlax:
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"Rene isn't mentally retarded"
 
Yaks said:
I can't stop laughing. She has more twitters than Facebooks.
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sugoi-chan said:
If the Yahoo Email Saga is any indication, she probably starts a new one everytime she forgets the old one's password.
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MalWart said:
A true testament to her intelligence.
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I had my suspicions, but I think this officially confirms that Rene is even dumber than Bob. Who has an IQ of 91.
Null said:
As opposed to Bob? They're both really slow. I'm sure they're just a dumb, fussy couple that have low IQs. Though, he does talk about her incontinence, so who knows.
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Ah, yes. One of many cows who literally shits herself & does nothing.
Yaks said:
"Rene isn't mentally retarded"
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I bet it's really FAS.
 
I have to say, Bob is probably my favourite lolcow at the moment. The guy goes on and on about how smart he is compared to everyone else. Yet thinks he needs to notify his 150 subscribers that he doesn't actually drink hand soap. Because that's a legit thing normal people worry about.

On a side note since OPL hasn't reacted at all to Bob, I don't see why weens are using Chris' name still.
 
Catalyst Cube said:
I have to say, Bob is probably my favourite lolcow at the moment. The guy goes on and on about how smart he is compared to everyone else. Yet thinks he needs to notify his 150 subscribers that he doesn't actually drink hand soap. Because that's a legit thing normal people worry about.

On a side note since OPL hasn't reacted at all to Bob, I don't see why I HAVE AUTISMs are using Chris' name still.
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He's been a wild ride even if i dont always have time to comment in this thread as much as i should, i still lurk and read many of the updates and watch the videos.
 
Catalyst Cube said:
On a side note since OPL hasn't reacted at all to Bob, I don't see why I HAVE AUTISMs are using Chris' name still.
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It's almost being used like a tribute. I suppose some people think that when anyone else lolcows it up on the 'Netz, Chris gets royalties.
 
it's full of wemen weman

what...... t.. f................................. a
Conspiracy with Microsoft

you hard him microsoft is keeping a way for his god

microsoft useers = the end for time all man go back to god now to be save by him ooohh nnnnnnnoooooo!!!!!!

let's send this ove to bill gates he need a good lungh

this is for you dr bob and why i don't beleave in your god

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What a life. Laying in those chairs all day glued to their phones and the internet and the TV. Periodically slipping in and out of consciousness as the hours slip away. The light and the darkness outside matter not. Every so often they will get up to use the bathroom and on the way back make a stop at the fridge. Sometimes their waking cycles will coincide and they will speak briefly about their gripes and troubles. The government doesn't give them enough, their families don't do enough for them. Nobody cares for them but each other. The world is out to destroy them and their religion. Jesus loves Bob, he thinks, but he does not understand why he punishes them so. Is he a contemporary prophet? Was he meant to have been born when Jesus was so he could have been an apostle? Lots to think about. Rest is important. Lay back and rest your eyes so you can wake up to do the work of Jesus again tomorrow.
 
Kangaroo said:
New video - about how to tell the difference between a potato and a pear
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1WhdRDdhVhU
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Oh you can just imagine him leaning over the sink, vegetable peeler in hand, muttering to himself about what a truly wonderful visual metaphor he'd constructed, his greasy stubby little fingers working overtime to crudely fashion a potato into a pear.
Also, the closest he's come to fresh fruit in years.
 
neelyky said:
Oh you can just imagine him leaning over the sink, vegetable peeler in hand, muttering to himself about what a truly wonderful visual metaphor he'd constructed, his greasy stubby little fingers working overtime to crudely fashion a potato into a pear.
Also, the closest he's come to fresh fruit in years.
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I thought the same thing, along with him being so impressed by his wit and insight that for the rest of the afternoon, he bugged Rene about it: "Heh. Hey, look. It looks like a pear. Hey, look, Rene, a pear. Did you think it was really a pear? I thought it looked like a pear" FOR HOURS.
 
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