🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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https://dis.puc.state.oh.us/CaseRecord.aspx?Caseno=07-1108&link=DI (http://archive.is/47I3w)
Bob actually took someone to court. It was dismissed with prejudice, but doesn't state what the settlement was.
Tl;dr it looks like he just didn't pay his bill for a while, then thought they were over charging him? The handwritten statement gave me a giggle. He thinks they discriminated against him.

Everything bad that happens to Bob seems to be everyone elses fault, it seems. He thinks everyone is out to get him and based on his reading comprehension skills, it's likely he misunderstands what people tell him regularly and then feels slighted when it doesn't go the way he assumed it would.
 
Guys, he's a triple threat- Reverend, author and vocalist!


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My internet's been iffy, so I'm playing catch-up right now.
Mister Moo said:
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Hey @BOLDYSPICY! – Ever heard of “The Lamb's Book of Life?” Is that like, St. Peter's Book of who's allowed into heaven? Anyway, he mentions “The Lamb's Book of Life...”
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I actually had to look this one up because I wasn't sure, but the short answer is yes. It was the "Lamb" part that threw me off. So I took a look & saw that the only time the Lamb (i.e., Jesus) is mentioned explicitly is in Revelations.
"Revelation 13:8 - And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
Revelation 21:27 - And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither [whatsoever] worketh abomination, or [maketh] a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life."
Dude really loves the Book of Revelations---as @sugoi-chan pointed out, the only time Jesus is ever referred to as "the [bright] morning star" (instead of Lucifer) is in Revelations. Typical of a born-again Christian, I suppose.
AnOminous said:
It wasn't like it was a real public official like the President or something. It was just some exceptional individual in hickville.
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Well, it was the mayor, but yeah. I just love that he not only finally admits to (indirectly) threatening the mayor, but also that he did it for attention. & of course, in true Pastor Blob fashion, he blames his parents & the police for making him look bad.
Pastor Faggot said:
I called and got the answering machine and it made me mad because they promised to me that they would help. I then said to my parents to scare them to answer the phone that I was going to get the gun and kill the Mayor. They called the police instead and I called back when the police was there and said that if they believed that that they were nuts and really didn’t know me.
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Dude really loves the Book of Revelations---as @sugoi-chan pointed out, the only time Jesus is ever referred to as "the [bright] morning star" (instead of Lucifer) is in Revelations. Typical of a born-again Christian, I suppose.
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I would imagine that passages about the sinful and ungodly (read: those against him) suffering would appeal to Bob. Especially with his very aggressive take on Christianity ("God is my avenger!", "you're either Christian or you're nothing" etc).

EDIT - Should add that I haven't had any luck finding any newspaper articles about his threat to the mayor. None of the archives I've searched mentioned it, though he does appear a few times in them. Nothing crazy though.

If someone has some time to kill, you can probably call the reference desk at the Newcomerstown Public Library and ask them to search - they probably have a set of archives.
 
Silvana Rosechu said:
It wouldn't surprise me. It would seem that he has a long history of spending his money on useless shit. $80 a month for their cell phones, he needs cable because otherwise he can't watch the shows that he likes, his paid lawyer that he won't give up, iPads/tablets that they keep buying and returning and buying more of because they're seemingly too stupid to be able to use them, and pay day loans that they take out whenever they feel like it.
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I propose that in the spirit of John Andrews, we hereby refer to Pastor Faggot as Dr. Blob. Hey @jenffer a jay - can we get a picture of Dr. Blob in a poncho eating a taco with pieces flying out while he screams "I'M A DOCTOR GOD DAMNIT!"? That would absolutely make my life.
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with or with out a hat and whicth picters that posted below you when me to use
 
I've been nursing a pet theory for awhile now. Carrollton + Newcomerstown each have about 3.5k residents, or so wikipedia tells me. Given how tiny these respective communities are, and how vocal he is, I think it's reasonable to guess that the local authorities + media knew about Dr. Blob before all this shit went down, and sure as hell know about him now.

I'm guessing that Carrollton PD has heard all about his Facebook woes, and the Satanists on the internet that don't want him to spread The Good Word. Local paper too.

I just wonder if they're being honest with him, "There's really nothing we can do..." or if they're indulging him, to keep him quiet, "Oh yeah, we're actively collaborating with the FBI's Cybercrimes Unit, and the NSA's Christian Enforcement Division- We'll get those bastards, don't you worry!"
 
Mister Moo said:
I've been nursing a pet theory for awhile now. Carrollton + Newcomerstown each have about 3.5k residents, or so wikipedia tells me. Given how tiny these respective communities are, and how vocal he is, I think it's reasonable to guess that the local authorities + media knew about Dr. Blob before all this shit went down, and sure as hell know about him now.

I'm guessing that Carrollton PD has heard all about his Facebook woes, and the Satanists on the internet that don't want him to spread The Good Word. Local paper too.

I just wonder if they're being honest with him, "There's really nothing we can do..." or if they're indulging him, to keep him quiet, "Oh yeah, we're actively collaborating with the FBI's Cybercrimes Unit, and the NSA's Christian Enforcement Division- We'll get those bastards, don't you worry!"
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They're probably trolling him too. They all laugh about it when they drink beer together on the w/e.
 
Bob should really watch this, since he has such a connection with food. (And also his mention of God being a jealous god) :

 
Tranhuviya said:
Jesus saves.

Jace withdraws.
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and remeber this jesus die for ours sins ok so we can like a good life without sinning

Fenwick said:
Dr. Blob is giving us a lot of power here. We are the entire LGBTQ community as well as agents of Satan sent to battle all Christian Ministers on top of being Heralds of the end times! Go us!
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with us left handed people like me too

Silvana Rosechu said:
I'm thinking with a sombrero. And can we use the crazy eye picture? Mouth should be open if possible for maximum taco spewing
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i used the his cute look from this and added a baseball bat

come to think a about this all this a baseball bat and that quote about comeing to smach ours conpters
will gose fine with this

i just found why Dr. Blob have a small dick

http://www.iflscience.com/health-an...-eating-chicken-can-make-your-kids-dick-small (http://archive.is/40pJ1)
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jenffer a jay said:
and remeber this jesus die for ours sins ok so we can like a good life without sinning

with us left handed people like me too

i used the his cute look from this and added a baseball bat

come to think a about this all this a baseball bat and that quote about comeing to smach ours conpters
will gose fine with this

i just found why Dr. Blob have a small dick

http://www.iflscience.com/health-an...-eating-chicken-can-make-your-kids-dick-small (http://archive.is/40pJ1)
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That is.. absolutely beautiful. Thank you, @jenffer a jay. You've made my dreams come true
 
Yet another missive from Dr. Blob.


Full blown paranoia all through this one and yet another appearance from our hero, John Andrews at around 1:20. Other highlights include 4:37 "The power of Christ compels you!", 6:27 Bob claims Rene almost cussed out her step father, 7:55 "Get it through your damn, dirty skulls! I'm STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT!", 9:14 sounds kind of like a tornado or weather siren in the background.
 
"We don't hate you because you're preaching. We hate you because you're an asshole. Have a nice day. :^) "

I love John so much.
 
Double dose for ya'll.

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Hey, new video! He's figured out that John Andrews is working for/with us!


"And also Bob- nobody really hates you because of your preaching. We just don't really like you, because... You're an asshole."

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You know, too often we don't appreciate the Glory Days, when they're happening. Only later do we realize, "Holy shit- those were the days..."

Well folks, I believe that we are living in the Golden Age of Porky Pastor. And I, for one, am thankful for thy bounty.
 
John is his best troll. I am genuinely curious about their relationship with Rene's side of the family. They obviously are in contact enough that Bob and Rene will still take their calls and video messages, but with John constantly trolling Bob it has to be strained. I doubt they visit for Christmas anymore. (I think a clip earlier in the thread suggested they'd done so in the last few years tho?)
 
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